It behooves us how stupid donkeys are. Like, really? You're going to fake a pregnancy then steal a woman's baby and no one would notice? Really? Andrea Endara-Paredes, 24, befriended a 22-year-old Charlotte woman with the sole purpose of kidnapping her newborn baby. Tuesday night she put her master plan into into action: She pulled a knife on the victim and kidnapped the woman's one-month-old daughter. During the kidnap-ation, Andrea beat the victim with a tire iron and pepper sprayed her then instructed the victim to tell her husband the baby was "kidnapped by two black males in a gray car." Police casually walked over to Andrea's home, knocked on her door and retrieved the baby. She was arrested and charged with attempted murder, kidnapping, assault with a deadly weapon, and Assault on a Child Under 12. She remains behind bars on an $80,000 bond. Idiot.