According to the criminal complaint: At 11 p.m. Sept. 3, the off-duty Waukesha police officer was out for a jog on North University Drive near Pebble Valley Road when he spotted an abandoned yellow couch on the curb. He observed Streator by the couch and thrusting his hips as if he was having sex with a person. The officer approached Streator to see what was going on and yelled “what are you doing,” which caused Streator to run away. The officer didn’t see anyone else on the couch, but the officer realized Streator was thrusting it between the couch cushions for sexual gratification. The officer chased Streator to an apartment complex in the 2600 block of North University, where he went into a locked lobby, walked upstairs to an apartment and entered. The officer contacted the police department about the incident and discovered Streator’s name. The next day police went back to the apartment and talked to Streator’s wife. She said police were there the night before, but her husband had done nothing wrong. Police then went to Country Springs Hotel where Streator works and asked him about the incident. He denied being out, saying he had been at home with his wife and had gone to bed around 10:30 p.m. He will make his initial appearance in court Oct. 1.If convicted, Gerard faces up to nine months in prison and $10,000 in fines.
source: Patch
A Fort Dodge inmate who jumped off the roof of the Webster County Jail in August is now suing the county and the Sheriff. Twenty one-year old Tanner King suffered a broken back, a broken pelvis, and internal injuries in the fall last month. Deputies say King was playing basketball in an enclosed roof-top gym when he went through an unlocked door, ran across the roof and jumped off—falling about 40-feet to the black-top below.We'll update this story when the judge tosses Tanner (yes, that's him in the photo, above), his attorney and their ridiculous lawsuit out of court.
King had attempted suicide a few days earlier. The suit claims the Sheriffs Department should have done more to protect King—even from himself. “They had knowledge that he attempted suicide.” said trial attorney Mark Pennington, “They knew that. There's no dispute about that. Having had that knowledge they escorted him to a fifth floor facility on the roof and allowed him to either jump off or fall off.” King says his injuries will last a lifetime. “Pretty bad.” He says from his hospital room in Des Moines, “They`re saying I'll be in pain the rest of my life. And it`s going to take me over a year to get back into walking and the way i was. just injury-wise and my spine.”
The Webster County Sheriff’s Department won’t comment on the lawsuit, but says it’s initial investigation shows King fell while tying to escape. He is facing a laundry list of charges including burglary, stalking, domestic assault, and criminal mischief.
source: WHO
Carlos R. Romero said he doesn't “feel comfortable around people” and has “never been a people person.” A farm hand, Romero said he has always felt an attraction toward animals, especially horses, because, as he describes it, with humans, they've been known to “stab you in the back, give you diseases, lie to you” and are “promiscuous.” He compared them to animals, who, he said, “are usually there for you" and "do not seek other pleasures.” Their feelings, he said, are “100 percent honest.” His love for animals, mainly horses, was the cause of his arrest on Monday on a warrant for cruelty to animals. Sheriff's deputies say he was caught in a compromising position with a 21-month-old miniature donkey named Doodle.....In a jailhouse interview, Romero told a Star-Banner reporter that he masturbated while the donkey was inside his room and that it wasn't his first time doing that. He said he has had sex with horses since he was 18 and likes their “feminine shape, behavior and raw power.” "I've had a sexual excitement with animals more than humans. … I would've eventually had sex with her," he said of Doodle. He chose not to, he said, because “she's blooming into maturity.” The alleged crime had come to light on Aug. 15. Gerald Joseph James, who rents the farm in the 9100 block of Northwest 60th Avenue, walked by a tack room and saw Romero behind the donkey with his pants down, according to the Sheriff's Office. In a later interview, James said he saw Romero having sex with the animal. Romero calls James a “peeping tom” and thinks he should be arrested for invading his privacy. "I'm not harming the animal or other people," Romero said.I can't! Oh, it gets better. Carlos, 31, remains behind bars on $2000 bond, but when he gets out (if he gets out) he wants Doodle (pictured, above), which was taken by Animal Services, returned to him. After his arraignment yesterday, he told a reporter: "I want my donkey back. There's got to be due process here. I paid $500 for her." What a donkey! Hee-haw.
source: Star-Banner
The suit names University Club Tower and/or University Mansion Limited Partnership, and Horizon Realty Management, Inc., as well as two defendants referred to as John Doe 1 and 2. In the court documents, Hilberling claims her husband tripped and fell into a wall in the living room and made contact with a large window. The court documents say the glass was not safety glass and was only one-eighth of an inch thick. The petition claims the window glass was not up to City of Tulsa building code and was dangerously unsafe. It claims the building managers failed to install window guards or other reasonable safety measures, which should have been in place around the thin window. Hilberling was charged with second degree murder, accused of pushing him through the window. Her trial is set to begin on March 11, 2013.
source: KOTV
Well, that's according to a pastor in Nigeria -- where they sure know how to come up with crazy stories.An eyewitness, Mrs. Veronica Egiebor, a nurse, disclosed that the woman was a vegetable seller for more than 10 years, adding that she sponsored her boyfriend through his university education with the profits she made from the business. But when it was time for her and the boyfriend to come together in marriage, the boy’s mother allegedly turned the table around. So, the relationship broke up. The man reportedly got married to another person and she also got married to another man some years later. Egiebor said the General Overseer of the ministry, Evangelist Revd Silva Iyamu, walked up to the woman during the prayer session and asked if she was pregnant and her answer was in the affirmative. The woman said sometimes she would feel that she was pregnant and at times, it would seem as if she was not carrying any pregnancy. “The evangelist told her she was not carrying an ordinary baby. He said: ‘Do you want to go to a doctor to flush out what you are carrying because what you are carrying is not a baby?’ The pastor paused and asked her again: “Or do you want it to happen here?’ Everybody shouted ‘yes.’” Egiebor stated that Iyamu asked the woman if she wanted to go to hospital for evacuation and she said no. This, she said, made the general overseer to begin the spiritual exercise. She added: “Then, the evangelist asked four women to donate their wrappers to form a fence around her. He asked the men to move to the back of the auditorium. He told the congregation that the matter was a women’s affair.” Egiebor stated that Iyamu poured anointing oil on the woman, sprinkled her with sachet water and directed the congregation to pray fervently. Before long, she said, the woman felt uncomfortable and went into labour. Egiebor said: “She held somebody’s leg with the clothes as she pushed harder for the baby to come out. Then, something dropped and she fell. The thing fell, some people called it a goat but it looked like a horse. It has a long neck and the ears were long. It was exactly like a horse, although it was in a baby form.”Sidebar: Here's a photo of the alleged horse.
source: The Nigeria Sun
I just can't! A 25-year-old cocktail waitress suing under the pseudonym Kiyante Myers claims in a lawsuit that actor Clifton Powell raped her in a Las Vegas hotel room on the morning of Aug. 29, 2011. In the lawsuit (which you can read, below) Kiyante says she knew Clifton for two years and after a night of consensual sex, the actor forced himself on her and demanded he call her "Monique" while choking and raping her. She's seeking at least $75,000 for medical and legal expenses and compensatory and special damages for "sexual assault, battery, and rape." 
This ↑↑ idiot, who's an aspiring rapper and worships Lil Wayne, is a donkey.A Charlotte man is behind bars after investigators say he threatened to kill President Obama during the Democratic National Convention. Investigators told WBTV that Donte Jarmar Sims, 21, was arrested on Wednesday, charged in a felony criminal complaint accusing him of threatening the president's life. The threats were done via Sims' Twitter account on Monday morning. The first tweet was sent out at 10:06 a.m. on Monday when Sims tweeted, "Well Ima Assassinate president Obama this evening !... Gotta get this monkey off my chest while he's in town." "Ima hit president Obama with that Lee Harvey Oswald swagg," he tweeted just two minutes later. WBTV took at look at Sims' Twitter account, which is still active, and saw that he sent out five threatening messages within a 14-minute span. "The Secret Service is gonna be defenseless once I aim the Assault Rifle at Barack's Forehead ... F* the #DNC," he continued. Sims is being held at a federal detention center and has a hearing scheduled for next Tuesday. Investigators say that Sims was interviewed by Secret Service agents at his home where he admitted that he hated the President. WBTV has learned that Sims' tweets were discovered by a Secret Service intelligence specialist. In the last of Sims' tweets about the president, he said that he was "plotting president Obama's murder" and that Obama "wont even make it to the coliseum." Sims has been arrested in Mecklenburg County at least four different times on charges related to drugs, window tinting violation and other vehicle violations.Kids, don't be a donkey. Please stay in school and go to college. And, oh, yes, don't threaten to assassinate the president of the United States on Twitter!
source: WBTV
