Week in Review — Brought to You By The Most Awesomest Pizza Commercial Ever

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Make it a great weekend. We'll be back Monday Tuesday. While we're away, if you have a tip about a story or something we should look into, post or get a chuckle from, please direct it here.

Here are some of the week's lowlights (and some highlights, too).

1. President Barack Obama will be president for four more years.
2. His re-election caused some to go mad. There was a riot in Mississippi, a lady threatened to assassinate the president, and then there was this lady who disowned her son because he voted for Obama. Luckily, a Fox news reporter provided these lunatics with the quickest and most direct route out of the United States to Canada.
3. An idiot was forced to wear an "idiot" sign because she's an idiot.
4. A 21-year-old woman who married a 61-year-old man obviously didn't get the memo: Marry well.
5. After three months in a freezer, Sherman Hemsley will finally be buried.
6. A man beheaded his wife and mother of their six children supposedly because he thought he was Jesus.
7. Speaking of crazies: A man high on meth attacked a police officer then fell on his face in the woods -- all this after he was Tasered five times.
8. An attorney drew penises on his office walls and left left feces on urine on the floor after he was evicted.
9. A lunatic stalker shot her ex-boyfriend five times then herself.
10. Woman bought an iPad for $200 from a man at the gas station and is shocked that it was fake.
11. A pastor was arrested for molesting two men during counseling sessions to make turn them straight.
12. CNN's Don Lemon is a whiny 12-year-old girl.
13. A TV news cameraman's live shot came to an abrupt end when he got assaulted and robbed on-air.
14. Man was finally arrested after crank calling 911 more than 3,600 times over the past year.
15. And then, there was the sickest and most disturbing thing we saw and read all week.