If this isn't some ratchetness, we don't know what is. Tuesday night, 25-yer-old Shalonda Smith and a group went to Logan's Steakhouse in Memphis, but when the waiter wasn't bringing out the food at at once, she slapped him then cut him twice on his forehead with a steak knife. In an effort to get away from the crazy lady, the waiter pushed her away. That's when her Shalonda's sister -- 34-year-old Starika Smith -- punched him. Then both ladies chased the man around the restaurant threatening to stab him. When police arrived, Shalonda complained of stomach pains due to her pregnancy. Both were arrested and charged with aggravated assault.