Here's some ratchetness for you. Police in Houston are looking for 26-year-old Shareyll Starre Hunter after she ran over her ex-boyfriend's pregnant live-in girlfriend this morning. According to the man at the center of this mess -- Christopher Chaney, 28 -- the women have been arguing on the phone for some time now and planned to meet at his home to fight. So, this morning Shareyll, who lives in Virginia and is five months pregnant with Christopher's child, showed up to get it poppin', stole Christopher's car and mowed down his current girlfriend, 21-year-old Alise Kelley, who is 4-months-pregnant. She then fled in the vehicle. Alise suffered a serious leg injury and may lose her legs. The unborn baby is fine.
Sidebar: Christopher, who is a tow truck driver, has four other children, including two with Shareyll. The other two are with two different women. So when these two babies are born, he will have six kids -- that he knows of. And get this, when a reporter asked him why the women are fighting over him, Christopher said: "I mean, I’m handsome." Idiot. It may be time to buy condoms. And same on these women who are fighting over a man who doesn't give damn about either of them.
Update: Doctors had to amputate one of Alise's mangled legs.
Update, April 2: Shaeryll Hunter was arrested and appeared in court today to face charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and failing to provide identification. She seems quite happy to be there.