Thursday, March 5, 2015

Meanwhile, in Florida

This gentleman was strolling through a shopping center giving the ladies want they wanted, until he he was rudely arrested.
Hal Hamrick wanted to find a lady. So, the 48-year-old man did what ladies like. Or, at least what he thought they like. Hamrick walked around a Port St. Lucie shopping center exposing himself “multiple times,” according to an arrest affidavit. The case of the somewhat nude dude happened Feb. 17 as Hamrick was spotted displaying his nether regions in front of Target in the 10700 block of Southwest Village Parkway. A witness told Port St. Lucie police he saw a man in a Miami Heat shirt and athletic shorts exposing himself. The man twice put his genitals out for view in front of Target, and once in front of Babies “R” Us. “Each time he attempted to use a trash receptacle as cover for the act,” an affidavit states. Hamrick told police he was “exposing himself for the ladies.” “He wants to find a lady and they like when he does that,” an affidavit states. It’s unclear whether any ladies who may have seen Hamrick’s display liked it when he did that. Hamrick, of the 2300 block of Southwest Ranch Avenue in Port St. Lucie, was arrested on an indecent exposure in public charge.

source: OTB
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