Madonna And Jesus Luz to Wed
We're not sure how that work permit application, which was supported by a letter of recommendation by Marc Jacobs, is coming along for Jesus Luz, but according to sources, Madonna is planning on marrying her 22-year-old jumpoff, who she bought in Brazil, so he can live and work in her cat trap, um, we meant, the United States.
The two will exchange vows in the presence of a rabbi at the New York's Kabbalah Center.
"They are totally besotted with each other and he's really helped Madonna through this tough time," a source told The Sunday Mirror. "Madonna was devastated when the adoption was rejected but now she wants to lavish some attention on Jesus and she's keen to make sure they have a solid relationship."
Really? A relationship is built on trust and not sleeping with exes.