Michael Jackson's Body Was Buried. Finally! (We Think.)

Remember last week we reported that Michael Jackson will be buried in an unmarked grave at Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Hollywood?

Well, it happened.

According to sources, Michael was buried near the grave of his grandmother Martha Bridges, who died in 1990.

The ceremony was very small and everyone is sworn to secrecy about the plot's exact location or face uncertain death. (We kid.)

"Other than the Jackson family and the Forest Lawn management, no one knows the exact spot," the cemetery source told the Daily Mail newspaper. "Staff at the cemetery have been fed several locations, it’s as if they’re hoping to confuse everyone. The fear is that thousands of Jackson fans will descend on the cemetery and damage or deface the grave."

If, by chance (and there's a great chance it will) the grave is located, the cemetery plans to move the body. And if someone finds that location (and there's a great chance someone will), they will move it again. And so on and so son.

So, basically, Michael won't ever rest in peace.


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