We Can't Tell Why She's Single. Can You?

Trenita is single and looking to mingle. She likes to have fun and she's not looking for a long-term commitment; she's selfish, cheap and easy. Plus, if you play the song "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails, you will mostly certainly get to nail her.

Again, why is she single?

We can't!!!!

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