Madonna: I'd Rather Get Run Over By a Train Than Marry Again

Madonna visited on Letterman last night to promote her new compilation CD, Celebration.

While everyone - including this blog - has reported that the 51-year-old plans to marrying her 22-year-old jumpoff boyfriend Jesus, she flatly denied it. To hear her tell it, she would rather get run over by a train than walk down aisle. So, in case you were wondering, that's a solid no.