Woman Tries to Deposit Cocaine into Bank Account

A Wethersfield, Conn. woman was arrested yesterday afternoon after she handed a bank teller an envelope containing cocaine.

True story.

According to police, Kendl Murphy, 43, pulled up to the drive-up teller and handed over a deposit envelope that contained a small bag with white powder. The quick thinking teller asked Kendl to wait for her transaction to be completed and called police.

That crackhead must've been high and handed the teller the wrong envelope because she couldn't be that stupid to think banks accept controlled substances, right? Cash and checks? Sure. Coke? Hell to the no!



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