Happy New Year!

We want to take this time to wish each and everyone one of you a happy and healthy new year! And just because...you must relive the gayest t... Read more »

Year in Review: There Were Scandals and Then There Was Mel Gibson

You know we love a scandal and 2010 was rife with them. Frankly, the year belonged to Mel Gibson. We could tell you about all the racist, ho... Read more »

WATCH: Public Lashings and Things of That Nature

The generation of "no". How to escape from a cop: Create a smoke cloud, then vanish into thin air like a ninja. FAIL! What Had Hap... Read more »

Man, 92, Chews Himself Out of a Bind

We're not saying you shouldn't be kind to strangers, but you should probably not let them into your home. Especially when you live a... Read more »

Couple Forgoes Trip to Dentist, Pulls Out Child's Teeth With Pliers...Now They're in Jail

Jessica Carder, 22, and her boyfriend Andrew Richards, 27, from Madison, Ind. are both charged with felony battery on a child causing seriou... Read more »

WATCH: Unicorn Sex, Hillbillies, Village People

Man sexually assaults unicorn. During the halftime show at a recent Florida State vs UConn basketball game, one man gave an entire Village P... Read more »

Pastor Caught Breaking Into, Stealing From Parishioner's Home

Sandy McGriff is a career criminal, drug addict, liar and a thief. So, obviously she's parlayed those gifts (from God, no doubt) into be... Read more »

Two-Headed Baby Born in India

A two-head baby boy was born in the Indian city of Tirupati on Dec. 22, according to news reports. The child died an hour later. Doctors bel... Read more »

WATCH: Diner Brawl, Snowpocalyspe 2010, Hate Speech Peddlers

Brawl breaks out at Mel's Diner in West Hollywood. SMH! It's Snowpocalyspe 2010! An epic snow storm blanketed the NYC area with more... Read more »

Happy Holidays From Wendyista

It's the holidays. We don't know what you'll be doing, but we're queening out to the divas and queens who make Christmas bri... Read more »

WATCH: Man Attempts Suicide in Romanian Parliament, Child Molester, Naked Sports Fan

Adrian Sobaru is nothing if not an attention whore. Well, he could be mentally ill, too. The 40-year-old, who's an electrician at the na... Read more »

Man Faces Jail Time For Kissing Wife's Ass

An Australian man pleaded guilty this afternoon to indecent assault charges after his estranged wife became upset when he kissed her ass. Th... Read more »

Have You Seen The Killer?

This man casually wheeling a suitcase through the streets of Harlem (New York City) shortly before midnight Tuesday, isn't on his way to... Read more »

Lady Urinates in Grocery Store's Freezer

Last Saturday, 23-year-old Carrie Harkness of Meadville, Pa., was arrested and charged with criminal mischief and disorderly conduct after t... Read more »

Brazilian Shotgun Wedding

Last Friday in Brazil, Rogerio Damascena, 29, married Renata Alexandre Costa Coelho, 25. At the reception on Saturday he shot her, his best ... Read more »

WATCH: Christmas Dancing, Caroling, Eating

Yesterday, more than 5,000 took part in a flash mob at a mall in Roseville, Calif. ( Sidebar : The mall had to be evacuated after reports of... Read more »

WATCH: Deer Rescue, Be Careful Pulling Out, Green With Envy

Last Friday, rescuers risked their lives to save two deer stranded on the frozen Mississippi River. [ giving the rescuers a round of applaus... Read more »

Meet Stepmom From Hell

To say Renee Lester of Cleveland is a monster, would be kind. The 46-year-old was arrested last weekend for arrested for child endangering a... Read more »

This Concludes Today's Penis Talk

Christmas came early for gramps. via Read more »

Man Caught Using Fake Penis

Raymond Hartley, of Effort, Pa., was ordered to pay a fine and court costs after admitting he used a fake penis for a drug test; He claimed ... Read more »

Lady Bites Off Husband's Penis Then Stabs Him to Death

A Thai woman killed her husband Monday morning after he requested third-input (read: anal) sex and a professional. Mali Siritham (pictured i... Read more »

After a Year of Marriage, Woman Discovers Her 'Husband' Is a Woman

An Indian woman, Minati Khatua, (pictured) got the shock of her life recently after the man she married turned out to be a woman -- and a th... Read more »

The One in Which We Find Out How Water Causes Cancer

A study by the Environmental Working Group has found that drinking water in 35 American cities contains hexavalent chromium, a probable carc... Read more »

Donkey Commits a Caper, Calls Cops for Getaway Ride

On Tuesday, Zannish Schmeka Frazier, 28, of West Linn, Ore. called police for a ride to the closet bus station after she broke into a home a... Read more »

WATCH: 5 Teens Attack Pregnant Girl

This is utterly despicable and disgusting. Police just released video of a pregnant girl and her boyfriend being attacked by a group of four... Read more »

The One in Which Being Kind to an Old Lady Lands You in Jail

On Wednesday, 70-year-old Sandra Leanne Bathke asked Luke Weimart, her landlord, to drive her to bank because she needed to withdraw cash to... Read more »

Man Posts 'No Negro's Allowed' Sign in Front of Strip Club

An Abbotsford, Wisc. (yes, it's a very, very, very small town) man is probably seeking attention or he's just not very bright. Earl... Read more »

WATCH: Hurdler Shows You How It's Done, Gaga Kills Santa, Little Hard-ons and More!

Hurdles? What hurdles? This is the flat 100m, no? Lady Gaga killed Santa during a show in London. She says: "Oh, look it's Santa. W... Read more »