Edna Geisler of Commerce Township, Michigan says she's being stalked (and attacked) by a 25-pound wild turkey. True story. She calls the bad bird "Godzilla" and says it chases her on her property. The 69-year-old tells the Detroit Free Press she leaves her house at six in the morning to avoid the big bird. "I slipped out and he wasn't there, but he was there waiting for me when I got back," she says. If the bird is not gone by April, she'll probably shoot his ass and eat it for dinner. (The state's spring turkey hunting season opens in late April.)
54-year-old Ayanna Williams of Houston, Texas is addicted to growing her toenails (and fingernails).
What's that smell? Exploding toilets at the University of Chicago.
↪ Last night was Super Tuesday in America where 10 states held primaries or caucuses to choose the Republican nominee. It was a long night. Fox political correspondent Doug Luzader fell asleep while waiting to file an early morning on KTBC.
Two teenagers tried to burglarize an apartment in Clayton County, Georgia -- but fell from the ceiling.