And the Donkey of the Day is this guy. Keithan Kennard Manuel is facing robbery and theft charges after he tried to rob a suburban Dallas police headquarters Saturday night. True story. According to the officer at the station's desk, the 18-year-old pointed a towel-covered hand at her and said "give me all your money.” After he was swiftly taken down and arrested, Keithan told officer he was joking and crazy. Hee-haw!