Sunday, February 3, 2013

WATCH: The Beyoncé Bowl

Let's work! For those of you who were wondering why men in tights were throwing and catching a football at tonight's Beyoncé Bowl, we don't know what to tell you, but when Mrs Carter took the stage shortly after 8pm, the slay-ation was televised. Was it the best half-time show of all time? No. But Mrs Carter knows her brand and that was on full display tonight. As for whether Mrs Carer -- who was wearing a cropped black leather motorcycle jacket and leather bodysuit made with strips of python, iguana and lace by designer Rubin Singer -- was "absolutely singing live" on the the biggest stage of her career, we're not sure, so it may be time for another CNN investigation. One thing's for sure, however, she proved tonight why she's the greatest performer of her generation. Any questions?!

Sidebar #1: Obviously, we didn't buy Michelle's laughable statement that she would be busy tonight, so there was, in fact, a Destiny's Child reunion. Kelly! OMG Kelly!

Sidebar #2: Shortly after the concert was over, the stadium lost power for 34 minutes. (Apparently, Mrs Carter blew the power out at two rehearsals during the week. The NFL, the Superdome and the energy company all say her concert had nothing to do with the power outage tonight. But, CNN, which clearly has too much time on their hands, will ultimately get to the bottom of things.)

Sidebar #3: There were at least 120 dancers on stage.

Sidebar #4: Regarding the men in tights with the football, the Baltimore Ravens came out on top with a 34-31 victory over the San Francisco 49ers.

Update: Mrs Carter announced her four-month long "The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour Starring Beyoncé," which kicks off in Serbia this April and ends in New York on Aug. 3. Tickets, which range from $49.50 to $254.50, go on sale Feb. 11 at 10am.


April 15: Belgrade, Serbia / Kombank Arena
April 17: Zagreb, Croatia / Arena Zagreb
April 19: Bratislava, Slovakia / Slovnaft Arena
April 22: Amsterdam, Holland / Ziggo Dome
April 24: Paris, France / Palais Omnisports de Paris-Bercy
April 25: Paris, France / Palais Omnisports de Paris-Bercy
April 26: Birmingham, UK / LG Arena
April 29: London, UK / The O2
April 30: London, UK / The O2
May 1: London, UK / The O2
May 3: London, UK / The O2
May 7: Manchester, UK / Manchester Arena
May 11: Dublin, Ireland / The O2
May 12: Dublin, Ireland / The O2
May 14: Antwerp, Belgium / Sportpaleis
May 17: Zurich, Switzerland / Hallenstadion
May 18: Milan, Italy / Mediolanum Forum
May 20: Montpellier, France / Park & Suites Arena
May 22: Munich, Germany / Olympiahalle
May 24: Berlin, Germany / O2 World
May 25: Warsaw, Poland / National Stadium-Orange Warsaw Festival
May 27: Copenhagen, Denmark / Forum
May 28: Oslo, Norway / Telenor Arena
May 29: Stockholm, Sweden / Ericsson Globe Arena


June 28: Los Angeles, CA / BET Experience-Staples Center
June 29: Las Vegas, NV / MGM Grand Garden Arena
July 2: San Jose, CA / HP Pavilion at San Jose
July 5: Oklahoma City, OK / Chesapeake Energy Arena
July 6: Dallas, TX / American Airlines Center
July 9: Ft. Lauderdale, FL / BB&T Center
July 10: Miami, FL / American Airlines Arena
July 12: Atlanta, GA / Gwinnett Center
July 13: Nashville, TN / Bridgestone Arena
July 15: Houston, TX / Toyota Center
July 17: Chicago, IL / United Center
July 18: St. Paul, MN / Xcel Energy Center
July 20: Detroit, MI / The Palace of Auburn Hills
July 21: Toronto, ON / Air Canada Centre
July 22: Montreal, QC / Bell Centre
July 23: Boston, MA / TD Garden
July 25: Philadelphia, PA / Wells Fargo Center
July 26: Atlantic City, NJ / Boardwalk Hall
July 27: Charlotte, NC / Time Warner Cable Arena
July 29: Washington, DC / Verizon Center
August 2: Uncasville, CT / Mohegan Sun
August 3: Brooklyn, NY / Barclays Center *

* She can't be serious. We'll bet everything more shows will be added to Brooklyn.

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