Meanwhile, in Florida

If we've said once, we've said it a thousand times: Florida is a strange, strange place.

A naked woman stopped traffic Sunday night when she touched herself in front of one couple's car and then climbed onto the hood, Orlando police said. While atop the vehicle, Amie Carter, 31, stomped on the hood and threw a cellphone at car stopped behind the vehicle she was standing on, according to an arrest report. Carter was arrested and taken to Orange County Jail. She was charged with criminal mischief and exposure of sexual organs. Officers responded to East Par Street and Formosa Avenue about 11:15 p.m. Sunday regarding a naked woman walking in traffic. When police arrived, they saw Carter walking in the middle of Formosa Avenue. She wasn't wearing any clothes, the report said. "Carter appeared to be under the influence [of] a heavy unknown substance," officers wrote in the report. "She appeared in an altered mental state, displaying extremely irrational and volatile behavior." Officers asked Carter to get out of the street, but she refused. She also resisted the officers who tried to remove her from the road "by pulling and kicking her legs in the air," the report continued. Once the wrestled Carter to the side of the road, they placed her in handcuffs and covered her in a blanket.

source: Orlando Sentinel