In the US, a Sex Tape Brings Fame, Fortune. In Indonesia, Not So Much

An Indonesian pop star whose sex tapes with his celebrity girlfriends spread like wild fire on the Internet last June, was sentenced to three and a half years in prison and fined $25,000 for good measure. Nazril "Ariel" Irham, 30, lead singer of the Indonesia's most popular band, Peterpan, was the first celebrity to be charged under the country's strict anti-pornography law, which came into effect in 2008 despite strong opposition from the public and members of government.

The first six-minute clip purportedly showed Ariel in bed with his girlfriend, Luna Maya, a top model and actress who joined him at the court Monday. She broke down in tears when the ruling was read out. The second clip showed him with a former girlfriend, also a well-liked model and television presenter, Cut Tari. The clips were spread on Facebook and YouTube and distributed by mobile phone rapidly, prompting the government to try to impose a so-far unsuccessful online filter for porn. It is not yet clear if the women in the videos will also be punished. But the man who admitted to posting the tapes on the Internet was sentenced Monday in a separate trial to two years in jail.

Under the pornography law, anyone who produces, makes, copies, circulates, broadcasts, offers, trades, loans or provides pornography can be jailed for between six months and 12 years and can be fined up to six billion rupiah ($665,900). After the verdict was read, some citizens said the sentence was too lenient; they would've preferred the judge sentenced Nazril to the maximum of 12 years behind bars.


In case you want to see Nazril in action, go here. (NSFW link)

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Lady Claims She Was Raped By Ghost

A Nepalese woman done lost her damn mind.

Police rushed to a house in Taima to help a panicked family whose Nepalese housemaid started acting strange all of a sudden. The woman reportedly started putting a pillow between her legs while claiming that a relative of hers sent a demon to rape her in Kuwait, reports Al-Rai daily. Securitymen were flummoxed at the strange sight, especially as the maid started stripping her clothes on seeing securitymen, saying the monster was raping her at that moment. According to a security source, the housemaid was referred to a police station where she was put in a cell. After a short time, she reportedly stripped her clothes again and started repeating the story of the demon. The source said she will be sent to the deportation center.

No mental evaluation; They're just deporting her ass to Nepal. Harsh.


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Judge Rules Healthcare Reform Law Unconstitutional

A US federal judge in Florida struck down the landmark healthcare law backed by President Barack Obama, finding that the Congress exceeded its authority to require individuals to buy insurance by 2014 or pay a fine, er, "penalty". In a challenge by 26 states, Judge Roger Vinson (pictured) ruled that "because the individual mandate is unconstitutional and not severable, the entire Act must be declared void."

In often colorful language that invoked the Boston Tea Party, Vinson, an appointee of President Reagan, rejected the administration's argument that Congress' broad powers to regulate commerce allowed lawmakers to require Americans to buy health insurance. "The existing problems in our national healthcare system are recognized," Vinson wrote in his 78-page decision. "There is widespread sentiment for positive improvements that will reduce costs, improve the quality of care, and expand availability in a way that the nation can afford. Regardless of how laudable its attempts may have been to accomplish these goals in passing the act, Congress must operate within the bounds established by the Constitution." Vinson warned that if Congress could require health insurance, it could also decide for Americans "whether and when (or not) to buy a house, a car, a television, a dinner or even a morning cup of coffee." "It is difficult to imagine," Vinson said, "that a nation which began, at least in part, as the result of opposition to a British mandate giving the East India Company a monopoly and imposing a nominal tax on all tea sold in America would have set out to create a government with the power to force people to buy tea in the first place." The insurance mandate in the healthcare law was designed to spread risk more broadly and control insurance premiums, enabling the federal government to offer consumers other protections — such as prohibiting insurers from denying coverage to those with preexisting medical conditions.

The White House said the opinion will not slow down implementation of the law, and that it's far from the last word on the legal battle. “This is not the last word by any means,” a White House official said. “We are quite confident it won’t stand.”



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WATCH: Suspicious Activity at Walmart, Crazy Russians and OMFG Sharks!

HIGH-larious!


A helicopter pilot filmed this spectacular (or to most people, horrifying) scene this afternoon. While 100 yards off the coast of Palm Beach, Fla. he spotted thousands of sharks.




This reporter's rug is moving! Sorry, it's a monkey? Carry on.




What's that smell? Danish ass!




Back in 2005, Willie Harvey and his family received a 4,000-square foot home from "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" in Hastings, Fla. Today, the Harveys owe $128,752.86 on their mortgage and that home is in foreclosure and if the money isn't paid in full by Feb. 24, the home goes up for auction that same day.




Bob Nelson is a donkey!




Audrey sounds like quite the catch.




Crazy Russian gets a concussion...



Speaking of which...





Here's some advice: If you're listing your home for sale, make you to remove all toys before taking photos.

Man Rapes Hogs, Gives Them Vaginal Infections

Andrew Lee Nash of Greenwood, Miss. is a nasty old man. The 52-year-old, who follows in a long line of other sick bastards, was caught red-handed last December raping hogs. But it gets worse: Upon examination of the dirty farm animals, vets found that Andrew gave them STDs or vaginal infections!

Authorities said a man who was caught having sex with show hogs will have his case presented to the Leflore County Grand Jury next month. Andrew Lee Nash, 52, was arrested on Dec. 3, 2010 after police set up surveillance cameras in the owner's stalls near U.S. Highway 82 and the Yazoo River. Greenwood Police Chief Henry Purnell said the hogs were examined by a local veterinarian, during a routine examination, and the owner was told that four of the hogs had a vaginal infection. "The owner of the animals knew someone was messing with his animals," said Chief Investigator Huntley Nevels. "And the veterinarian confirmed the sexual assault. So, the owner contacted police and the officers staked it out and caught him out there." Nash, who lives in the 700 block of Mississippi Avenue, was arrested at the scene and charged with 12 counts of unnatural intercourse.

He remains behind bars and if convicted, Andrew faces up to 120 years in prison!


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WATCH: Mad as Hell and Not Taking It Anymore, Subway Shooter, Rat in Oatmeal

Pissed off Dutch lady throws all of her (cheating?) lover's sh-t out the window.


Wait, is this man shooting up heroin on a NYC subway? Ding!




Dancer gets a concussion on the NYC subway...




Turkey goes postal:




While preparing a looooooooong-expired pouch of Quaker Oats for lunch, Paul Porter of Tulsa, Ohio says he found a dead mouse.




FIGHT! A man, his wife and their daughter attack a School Resource Officer after the officer the daughter to return to her school's side of the gym during a high school basketball in Charlotte, NC. The father was arrested. As he should! What donkey!




Mixed martial artists and boxers are drinking urine to enhance their performance.




Speaking of which...




Gwendolyn Kathleen Hanisch, 21, of Port Charlotte, Fla. was arrested Wednesday. When cops conducted a body search, they found a piece of aluminum foil containing LSD and two sandwich baggies of weed inside her vagina. Heeey!




Wanda Benenhaley said she gave birth to a stillborn baby on Jan. 9 in Kansas City and the baby's father then put the baby in a plastic bag and threw it into the back of his truck, where it was found frozen solid last week. These lowlifes were not charged, although the "mother" was arrested for an unrelated drug charge.




READ: This woman's 14-year-old son is a spoiled brat who doesn't appreciate anything she does and he doesn't do well in school, so she posted this Craigslist ad selling everything he owns. That'll learn him!

For This Woman, Six Sets of Twins is a Curse -- Not a Blessing

Gladys Bulinya has 12 children, all of them non-identical twins born, but in her home region in western Kenya, twins are seen as a curse.

Her family has disowned her, and the three fathers of her children have all walked away, leaving her to fend for herself. Now aged 35, Mrs Bulinya has recently undergone sterilisation surgery, despite it being against her religion. "I am a Catholic. When I made the decision I asked for God's forgiveness and I am sure God understands and will forgive me for doing that," she told the BBC. Her first twins, boys named John and James, were born when she was in high school. Her boyfriend was too young to care for them, and her own family said she should give both up for adoption as twins were signs of bad luck. Her boyfriend's family eventually agreed to care for her and the boys, before she married a schoolteacher and gave birth to Duncan and Dennis in 1999. Again, her husband's family chased her away and her own mother and father arranged for her to marry another man 20 years older than her. He finally left last year after the birth of her sixth set of twins, Baraka and Prince, last year. Mrs Bulinya says she has no regrets, but said that she struggles to feed the 10 children - six girls and four boys - still living with her. Her eldest boys have already moved out. Medical experts said that a mother who has non-identical twins has a higher chance of going on to produce more twins during future pregnancies.

People in this village believe twins bring bad luck and unless one of them dies, it will certain death for one or both parents.

PS: She's pictured, above with 10 of her children; the two eldest have moved out


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Crazy Lady Sues Diddy For $1 Trillion!

Diddy aka Sean Combs who frequents gay clubs and have come face-to-face with wives he never knew he had, but he hasn't come upon this level of crazy. At least not our knowledge. Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks filed an epic motion in Los Angeles Superior Court seeking more than $900 million and a restraining order against Diddy because he, among other things, assaulted her and committed mass murder!

According to Turks, the 41-year-old, along with his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King, is responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center amongst other outrageous alleged atrocities. In the disturbing court documents, Turks claims that she dated Diddy, and that the two have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, 23 years old. She alleges that she has been subjected to abuse from 2001 – 2010 and that: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair." Valerie then goes on to say in her statement that is riddled with spelling and punctuation errors: "He date raped me 24 years ago and knocked me down him and Kim Porter and Wallace Wright, then Sean Combs and Kim and Wallace Wright came back 18 years later and raped and sexually abused my children and knocked my children down and crushed me and my children daily. Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us." Valerie is requesting a cool $900 billion dollars in child support, and $100 billion dollars (EDs: The figure is actually $10 million) for “loss of income.”

Crazy-ass Valerie is asking that the court order Diddy to stay at least 100 yards away from her, her home, job and from her two children, Cornelius and Michael Wilson, 14. She also claims the physical abuse has been ongoing from 2001 till 2010. Not surprisingly, the judge did not grant the temporary restraining order and set a date for a hearing for Monday, Jan. 31. Cuckoo!

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WATCH: Breast Implants Cause Rare Cancer, Rats on the Train, Smugglers

Federal health officials are investigating a possible link between breast implants and anaplastic large celllymphoma, a very rare form of cancer that attacks lymph nodes and the skin.


40-year-old Arthur Derby of Sacramento, Calif. is high as all get out.






Let the evolution debate continues. Ambam, an endangered Western lowland gorilla at Port Lympne Wild Animal Park in the UK, is seen walking upright like a man.




New Yorkers freak out at a rat on the subway:



Also in NYC:




A woman claims when she tasted a yogurt sample from an Albuquerque, NM supermarket, she immediately spit it out because it tasted like sperm. Police questioned Anthony Garcia, 31, the employee who was handing out the free samples but said they could not charge him until after tests prove it was semen.




20-year-old Nicholas Duffy of Sandy, Utah jumped out of the window of a moving police car. Nicholas told the officer he felt sick, so the officer rolled down the window about a foot so Nicholas could get some fresh air. He jumped out the window onto a busy highway. He was not seriously injured, but spent the night in the hospital.




This looks fake:




Eh! Eh! Git! Git!





A group of smugglers were caught on a remote video surveillance system using a catapult to launch marijuana over the Mexican border into the US. None of the smugglers were caught, but 45 pounds of marijuana, an SUV, and the catapult were seized.




This low-clearance bridge in Durham, North Carolina takes no prisoners.

Man Seeks Police Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife

A Turkish man living in Waiblingen, Germany with his wife of 18 years went to police yesterday asking for protection from her insatiable appetite for sex.

He told police he slept on a sofa for the past four years in a futile attempt to escape the voracious embraces of his wife. German police said the exhausted man -- who fathered two children with his wife -- decided to get a divorce and move out of the home. "He has decided to get a divorce and to move out ... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested," police said. "At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties. He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night," police added.

Lady, can't a fella get a break? Geesh.


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RHoA's Peter Thomas Can't Stand the Housewives -- And He Isn't Afraid to Admit It

Peter Thomas, the husband of Real Housewives of Atlanta co-star Cynthia Bailey is a stand-up guy, with strong opinions -- a man who speaks his mind. If you've been watching the current season of the "reality" show, then you know he put one Linnethia Leakes in her place. In an interview with Uptown magazine, Peter continues to tell it like it t-i-is; explaining the couple's financial woes that almost prevented them from getting married, why he decided to wed Cynthia and oh, yes, going on record to say he can't stand any of the "housewives" -- except Kandi Burruss and his wife, of course.

ON ANDY COHEN AND THE OTHER HOUSEWIVES
I say anything I f—ing feel, because I don’t feel I need to answer to anybody but God. People are going on Andy Cohen’s show and being all careful—I don’t give a f-ck. If they ever put me on that sh–, I’m gonna say exactly how I feel, and that’s what people wanna hear. If he asks, “What do you think about the guys in Atlanta wearing heels?” I’m gonna say, “That sh-t is not cute.” If they say, “What do you think about the other Housewives?” I’m gonna say, “I can’t stand Phaedra’s ass. I think Kim is crazy as f–k. Nene has a big-ass mouth, okay? And Sheree’s not cute! She thinks she’s cute, but she’s not cute.” And this is ON the record. The only one I like is Kandi, and she’s too soft. That’s why she got played with Kim. And that’s how I truly feel."

Prior to throwing that grease, Peter discussed his relationship with Cynthia and their finances...

ON THE MONEY-LENDING INCIDENT
As much as I appreciate what she’s done, it probably came across to everybody that she put up all this money to help me build my restaurant. No. Initially, she put up $10,000. Uptown [Restaurant and Lounge] cost several hundred thousand dollars—$10,000 couldn’t buy the silverware and the plates at Uptown. So it’s not like she’s supported my vision and gave me money to build a restaurant ’cuz that’s not what happened. And I want to clear that up. I didn’t agree with her putting that out there to the public. But she’s on a reality show and she’s a new jack to it, so she might feel as if that’s what she needed to do. I didn’t agree to that. But I didn’t oppose either, especially if she’s telling the truth. She has the right to say it. But I don’t want the viewers to leave with the impression, “Oh, sh-t. He got with this model girl and she’s putting up all this money to support his sh-t.” That’s not the way it is.

SHE CAN’T TELL ME NO
If I need her to do something for me again, she better step up. That’s part of her duty as a wife. Because she’s never gonna call on me and I say no—never. It’s my duty as a husband to provide whatever support to [help] her go forward. The show that I’m on is called Atlanta Housewives, not Atlanta Husbands. I’m not getting paid to be on the show. But I have to do it to support my wife. So I just gotta bite my lip, swallow my spit, and call it a day.

IS CYNTHIA GETTING HER MONEY BACK?
If that’s the last thing I do before I die, I’ll make sure that she gets her money back.

WITH INTEREST?
[Laughs] It doesn’t matter to me, because I never want any woman to run around saying what they’ve done for me. That’s just the kind of guy I am. I think a man’s job, when he gets with a woman, is to be the provider. If the relationship goes south, I don’t want things I gave you back. I’m a hustler—I know how to flip it. I know how to get back on my feet. A lot of women out there don’t know how to do that. All [they] got is a 9-to-5 check coming. They don’t know how to flip it. They aren’t risk takers like men are. You feel me? You know, most women. Some women are. I know for a fact that Miss Bailey isn’t. She’s not that kind of girl. If she has $100K in the bank, she would like to look at it knowing that it’s there. But me, I’m gonna invest it ’cause I want it to grow. That’s how we’re different. She doesn’t really go into a relationship for money. She’s had a lot of opportunities. A lot of major players have come to Cynthia Bailey, but she’s the type of person who can’t do it if she’s not emotionally into you. And that’s one of the most attractive things about her to me.

IN CASE IT DOESN’T WORK OUT…
Cynthia’s been independent for 11 years. She never lived with [actor and model] Leon; they just had a baby together. And she [believes] that whatever [she] makes, [she] has to hold on to it, because she’s responsible for not just herself, but also her daughter [Noelle]. Even though I’m there now, she still has the mentality that, “If it doesn’t work out with this Negro, for one reason or another, I would still like to have my money because it’s just me and my daughter.” I do respect that what’s hers belongs to her. I have nothing to do with it. And what’s mine is mine. We have a prenup. But if I build something and she was by my side while I was building it, that’s definitely for us.

LOVE THE ONE YOU’RE WITH…
I wasn’t even one to get married. The same way she [Cynthia] didn’t want to get married, I didn’t want to marry nobody. I was dating this one celebrity and read in People magazine that she said she wanted to marry Peter Thomas. So I went left on her. But Cynthia is just a cool person. She’s someone I can live with. You feel me? I can live with the mistakes, and I can live with the ups, and I can live with the downs. And I never really, to be honest with you, felt that way before. So that’s why I’m in it. So let’s see what happens, because it gets more interesting as it goes along.
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Earlier this week, Cynthia spoke with Black Voices. She said her wedding was beautiful and went off without a hitch, except for the hate and hurtful comments coming from someone of the show's castmates, so she couldn't get to the taping of the reunion "fast enough because I had a lot of things I wanted to address, and I knew that this is the time for me to sit down and really talk about what I was feeling or not checking for." She's also mulling over a Peter/Cynthia spin-off series. That show would get some stiff competition from the series being talked about by NeNe's stepson -- the one in which Gregg's other family confronts NeNe for disowning them.

Man Takes a Dump on Store's Floor

A 45-year-old Swedish man was sentenced this week to prison after he took a dump on the floor of a store in Finspång after they wouldn't allow him to use the restroom in November of last year.

When nature called, the man asked a store employee if he could use the toilet, the local Norrköpings-Tidning newspaper reported. But the store employee explained that health regulations prohibited customers from using the store toilet, news which prompted the man to take drastic measures. "He pulled down his pants, squatted on the floor and pooped," the 21-year-old female cashier said in court during the 45-year-old's trial, according to the newspaper. The cashier explained further that the man proceeded to insult her while he relieved himself on the floor of the store. After he'd finished his business, the 45-year-old left the store, snatching some candy on the way, and leaving behind a pile of excrement and his dirty undies, according to the cashier. The man was charged with shoplifting, assault, molestation, as well as interference in a judicial matter for threatening the cashier on two other occasions.

The man was sentenced to eight months in prison plus an additional two months because he was on parole for a previous conviction at the time of the incident. He was also ordered to pay damages to the store.


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Lady Fleeing Cops is Run Over by Her Own Car

We really shouldn't laugh, but...

A Moses Lake woman was in critical condition this morning after accidentally running over herself with a vehicle while fleeing from police. Jona R. Zeigler, 40, suffered internal injuries, police said. She is being treated at Providence Sacred Heart Hospital in Spokane, according to a spokeswoman. The incident began about 12:30 p.m. Monday when a Moses Lake police officer contacted Zeigler, who was inside a vehicle in the 1700 block of West Broadway Avenue. Zeigler was wanted on a felony warrant charging forgery, said Capt. Dave Ruffin in a news release. Zeigler fled the scene in the vehicle, Ruffin stated, with the officer in pursuit. While traveling on Lakeside Drive, Zeigler attempted to leave her vehicle was run over by her vehicle.

Hee-haw! Other reports said she was fixing to run away from police, but tripped. Once she's released from the hospital, however, Jona will be arrested and charged with forgery and felony eluding.

PS: That's the scene of the crime in the above photo.


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Man Beats Down Woman During Road Rage Incident

David B. Pettengill of Framingham, Mass. is a special kind of asshole. The 42-year-old was arrested Monday after he punched a woman and slammed her head against her car during a road rage incident.

A Framingham woman said she was driving on Rte. 30 in Wayland when she noticed a pickup truck tailgating her. She said the truck tried to pass her car but could not because of oncoming traffic. At one point, the woman changed lanes to let the truck pass, but it got behind her again, Pereira said. The truck pulled in front of her and stopped in front of 550 Cochituate Road, he said. "She began to get out of her car when (Pettengill) came running toward her and yelling. He slammed the car door against the victim," [police Lt. Victor Pereira] said. "He then grabbed her and pulled her from the car and began slamming her head against the car." Pereira said Pettengill threw the woman to the ground. As she tried to crawl back into her car, he slammed the door into her again, he said. "When she told him she was going to call the police, he ran back to his truck and drove off," Pereira said.

A short while after the beat down, David called 911 to say he was the victim. Two witnesses wrote down his license plate number and called police, too. He was arrested and charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, assault and battery and driving to endanger. Surprisingly, he pleaded not guilty and was released without bail. The woman was not injured.


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WATCH: Megan McGlover is Back!, Soldier Proposes to Wrong Woman, KFC's Maggot-Infested Chicken

Megan McGlover from Atlanta, Geor-jaah is back with a weather report and she's sick and tired of being cold. Hear! Hear!



A British soldier, who was at war overseas, professed his love for his pregnant girlfriend named Samantha in England and asked her to marry him on voicemail. The problem is: He called the wrong number! This is so touching....





What's that smell? A half ton of pigeon droppings that almost killed a woman pumping gas at a Vacaville, Calif. gas station.




A Filipino health worker demonstrates how to put on a condom on an erect penis using your mouth!





A Chattanooga, Tenn. pervert who stands on his balcony pleasuring himself is behind bars where he can pleasure himself as much he wants to.





After all the beat downs, shootings and tainted food, it behooves us why anyone still eats at fast food restaurants. Michelle Salazar went to a KFC in San Fernando, Calif. and found maggots in the bucket of chicken.





Man with food is attacked by a troop of very hungry monkeys.




FIGHT! During a court hearing yesterday in Columbus, Ga., Zyderrious Platt who is on trial for shooting his pregnant wife Jilani Platt in the head; she died. During the hearing, Zyderrious was attacked by Jilani's brother, Jeryl Carter. As deputies wrestled Jeryl to the ground and subdued him, he was wailing, screaming: “I’ll kill him; I’ll kill him. My sister didn’t deserve that shit. I am going to kill him. Please let me kill him. I promise you I'll kill him." Pretty emotional stuff. Jeryl was not charged.




FIGHT! Honestly this isn't funny. It's sad -- and we're embarrassed. (White people, skip this and watch the next video.) These bitches need to expend all this pent up animosity and energy on a treadmill -- not each other.




Ouch!




A grand piano, which weighs at least 650 pounds, recently showed up on a sandbar in Miami's Biscayne Bay. No one knows how it got there and the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission doesn't plan to remove it.



Update: Piano mystery solved.

NeNe Leakes' Stepson Claims She Tore the Family Apart; He Wants Some Shine, Too

Feel free to take this story with a grain of salt; something about it doesn't sit well with us. It reads like someone trying to get some publicity for their music career, but since it's juicy gossip and you know we love us some drama -- so on with the grease! Damian Leakes, the stepson of Real Housewives of Atlanta star Linnethia Leakes feels like he and his siblings are being denied a relationship with their father, Gregg, and Linnethia is all to blame. The 34-year-old (pictured, above) tells the folks over at RadarOnline that he wants to confront Linnethia, whom he first met at a strip club, on camera! For his own spin-off TV series! *side eye*

“We are the forgotten side of the family. There’s so much talent with the kids he left behind,” Damian said. “She knows us and she knows we have issues from about 15 years ago and it’s time to address them. She’s become a household name with our last name, but we’re non-existent.” Gregg’s children include Damian and his twin brother Daryl, Katrina, 27; Dexter, 25; and Denton, 21. “We need some closure,” Damian said. “We need to know what did we do to cause this? What did we do to get Gregg to say ‘I’m going to abandon this family! I’m not going to try to be your friend or work with you or understand!’ We knew she [NeNe] didn’t like us-- maybe he had too many kids. We didn’t know what her actual ordeal was. A TV show could be building process for Gregg and his kids because no one ever knew he had kids. There’s a lot of healing that needs to go on and a lot of animosity.” For the last few seasons the only son who’s been featured on the hit reality show has been NeNe’s trouble-prone 20-year-old, Bryson, who has been arrested twice and, as RadarOnline.com exclusively revealed, is soon going to soon become a father. Damian told RadarOnline.com that he and his siblings believel NeNe’s distance is related to her stepkids’ potential for spilling family secrets. Damian said he first met NeNe at the gentleman’s club in near Atlanta where his father used to work. “No one really knew about her stripper past. That alone was a selling point for her to say ‘get rid of them because they met me at the strip club," Damian said.

“A whole bunch of life-turning events have transpired from the moment [Gregg] met NeNe up until they started the show. They literally cut us off to keep us away from the limelight so we wouldn’t be able to tell anything. It’s crazy to see your dad on TV every week who you can’t have a simple conversation with. You’ve got five other kids that nobody knows about, grandkids that you don’t see or never seen before…we at first had to play the role like we agree with the situation, but we’re not with the situation. We feel like we should have a mention.” The silent situation has gotten so bad that Gregg’s children want to capture their feelings during a family intervention on camera. “I think [Nene] has a lot to do with the crumbling of our family,” Damian told RadarOnline.com. “We think of her as selfish and a center-of-attention freak. She wants all of the attention and this is before a camera ever got on her. We want to confront her and we want a camera crew. We want to see her expression when she has to explain to us this big void in our life because we could have been living well too. It’s not about the money, but we could have been living better than we were. We wouldn’t have had to struggle as much or try to make something out of nothing.” Damian doesn’t know if NeNe is on board for another Housewives season, but if she returns Damian and his siblings will do more than just watch the show. “If she remains on the show, we’re going to make our voices heard. And I don’t think she wants that, period. Because that opens up a whole can of worms. She’s ducking and dodging us like a bullet.” Damian thinks a potential on-camera family intervention could have a number of positive outcomes. “It could start the healing process for all the kids…and maybe that could build back the trust with NeNe and help her and Gregg get back together,” Damian said. “It could change him and her people, bring us all closer even if they decide to divorce, and finally break the ice and air it out. A lot of beautiful things can happen too in the midst of all the drama.”
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Damian adds that Linnethia and Gregg are indeed heading for divorce and she does owe him $300,000 -- monies he fronted to turn her into a TV star. Ding!

Update, Feb, 11: Gregg confronts Damian on the Ryan Cameron Show on V103 in Atlanta. He admits that he hasn't been a good father, but he has tried to reach out to Damian several times via text for them to meet and have an adult conversation, but Damian never replies, instead he's running his name through the mud. Gregg says he is not paid for his appearances on RHoA and the only reason he's on the show is because he lives in the home with Linnethia. He adds that he has asked producers to include Damian and his other children, but they haven't obliged.

Lady Seeks Pension Benefits For In Vitro Baby

It's about to go down in New Jersey!

Francia Prystauk stood before state pension board members earlier this month with a kind of story they had never heard before. Her husband, Gary, a retired Newark police captain, had died in a scuba diving accident in 2006, and she was there to seek pension benefits for their son. A routine enough request, except for one crucial detail — the child was conceived after her husband’s death. Doctors had removed her husband’s sperm within hours of his death. The following year, Prystauk became pregnant through in vitro fertilization and gave birth to Jacob Gary Stephen Prystauk nine months later. He’s now 3 years old and recognized by court order as Gary Prystauk’s son. But is he entitled to pension benefits? The police and firefighter’s pension board simply doesn’t know what to do. So it is referring the case to the Attorney General’s Office for legal review....If the board rules in her favor, she will receive an additional $1,282.05 a month, on top of the monthly $5,598 she receives as the widow of a retired police officer.

Being the widow of retired Jersey cop is very lucrative. If what we read is correct, as a widow, Francia is entitled to 50% of the dead husband's last monthly salary and an additional 15% for the first child (plus, she possibly received health care insurance at no cost) and, as you see and ob-vi-ously, it takes $1,282 a month to raise a child in New Jersey and there are no jobs to be had in that state. But we digress. Although children who were conceived via in vitro and were born after a parent's death are awarded Social Security and pension benefits every day, the difference here is Gary's sperm was harvested after his death.

Update: After this writing, we found some additional information about Miss Prystauk and how she came about harvesting her dead husband's sperm.

During 18 years of marriage, the Prystauks tried to have children several times, but their plans were derailed by miscarriages. Each one weighed heavily on Gary Prystauk, who was eager to start a family, his widow said. “He saw that dream further and further from his reach,” said Prystauk, 40, who lives in Clark. “He wanted to be a father so bad.” Finally, in November 2006, she convinced him to visit a fertility clinic with her. Two weeks later, he died in a scuba diving accident in the Shrewsbury River at the age of 50. Doctors said he had a heart attack while underwater. When Prystauk arrived at the hospital and learned that he died, she fumbled through her belongings to find a phone number for his parents. The business card for the fertility clinic fell out of her wallet. “I had a moment of clarity,” she said. “I took it as a sign.” She asked the doctors if they could remove her husband’s sperm. They had to act quickly, before the body began breaking down, and a specimen was removed about six hours after his death. The following month Prystauk began fertility treatments.

Ka-ching! This ought to be interesting. Stay tuned.


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Shock! Taco Bell's 'Beef' Isn't Really Beef

Taco Bell doesn't actually serve 100% beef in it's beef tacos, and folks are up-set! In fact, a woman has filed class-action lawsuit calling out the fast food chain on it's false advertising. The class-action suit, which does not ask for money, objects to Taco Bell calling its products "seasoned ground beef or seasoned beef, when in fact a substantial amount of the filling contains substances other than beef."

What Taco Bell calls "beef" is actually "meat filling" which consists of water, isolated oat product, salt, chili pepper, onion powder, tomato powder, oats (wheat), soy lecithin, sugar, spices, maltodextrin (a polysaccharide that is absorbed as glucose), soybean oil (anti-dusting agent), garlic powder, autolyzed yeast extract, citric acid, caramel color, cocoa powder, silicon dioxide (anti-caking agent), natural flavors, yeast, modified corn starch, natural smoke flavor, salt, sodium phosphate, less than 2% of beef broth, potassium phosphate, and potassium lactate. And 36% actual beef!

The USDA defines "beef" as "flesh of cattle." The definition as read in the lawsuit states "Ground beef" "shall consist of chopped fresh and/or frozen beef with or without seasoning and without the addition of beef fat as such, shall not contain more than 30 percent fat, and shall not contain added water, phosphates, binders, or extenders."

Taco Bell says it doesn't exaggerate what it gives consumers and that there has been no false advertising about any of its products. Then again, to quote one of the gentlemen in the piece ab

Next week: Folks will be up-set when they learn that the chicken isn't really chicken.




Update: The Taco Bell folks are fighting back. They now say their "beef" is 88% "beef" and issued this statement and gave away their "secret" recipe in the process:

"The lawsuit is bogus and filled with completely inaccurate facts. Our beef is 100% USDA inspected, just like the quality beef you would buy in a supermarket and prepare in your home. It then is slow-cooked and simmered with proprietary seasonings and spices to provide Taco Bell's signature taste and texture. Our seasoned beef recipe contains 88% quality USDA-inspected beef and 12% seasonings, spices, water and other ingredients that provide taste, texture and moisture. The lawyers got their facts wrong. We take this attack on our quality very seriously and plan to take legal action against them for making false statements about our products. There is no basis in fact or reality for this suit and we will vigorously defend the quality of our products from frivolous and misleading claims such as this."
What is in Taco Bell's recipe for seasoned beef?
"We're cooking with a proprietary recipe to give our seasoned beef flavor and texture, just like you would with any recipe you cook at home.
For example, when you make chili, meatloaf or meatballs, you add your own recipe of seasoning and spices to give the beef flavor and texture, otherwise, it would taste just like unseasoned ground beef. We do the same thing with our recipe for seasoned beef.
Our recipe for seasoned beef includes ingredients you'd find in your home or in the supermarket aisle today:
88% USDA-inspected quality beef
3-5% water for moisture
3-5% spices (including salt, chili pepper, onion powder, tomato powder, sugar, garlic powder, cocoa powder and a proprietary blend of Mexican spices and natural flavors).
3-5% oats, starch, sugar, yeast, citric acid, and other ingredients that contribute to the quality of our product.
Our seasoned beef contains no "extenders" to add volume, as some might use. For more information about our ingredients go to http://www.tacobell.com."
Greg Creed
President and Chief Concept Officer
Taco Bell Corp.

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Wait, So Rihanna is a Lesbian After All?

Video girl Natajah "Tajah" Burton has written a pseudo tell-all book called Low Down Dirty Shame in which she infers that she and Miss Fenty had a lesbian relationship -- or at least, a one-night stand. It sounds like a work of fiction to us, but....The story began yesterday when Fred and dem over at Mediatakeout published this excerpt: “A friend of mine introduced me to this Barbadian pop R&B artist a while ago. I had heard her music numerous times and was a fan of her unique sound. I jokingly told him I wanted to talk to her. He told me on the sly that he wasn’t sure she was into women but that he would confirm. We exchanged contact and it went on from there....Sex came up immediately she was a freak.....She went down and gave me head. I didn't stop her. She bragged about the way I tasted and then after I came she snapped out of it and would get right back into her music....I never went down on her. She was more interested in pleasing me." Maybe she did the eating because she had a herpes break-out. Hmmmmm. (Everyone assumes Natajah's referring to Miss Fenty, but the "Barbadian pop R&B atist" who swims in the lady pond could be this person.) Well, the seed that Miss Fenty is a lesbian has long been sowed by Wendy -- who, once upon a time, told it like it t-i-is is. Also in the book: Natajah relays stories of the seedy underbelly of the music industry and shares stories of herself hoeing it up in Hollywood, but -- again -- refrained from naming names.

Tajah confirmed to RadarOnline.com that she had an affair with a “famous female R & B artist” but refused to name names as she does not want to be responsible for outing people against their wishes. However, she shared that the unnamed artist was “amazing” and that they “really hit it off” before going on to tell RadarOnline.com that she was actually “one of the reasons I started writing my book – she was that voice, that light into my life.” Tajah said that she believes the singer had dated women before and that they had a passionate fling that ended when their schedules became busy and it was difficult to find time to see each other – she says that they still remained in contact with each other though after the affair ended. Tajah told RadarOnline.com that she also dated “a very well known actress, a lot older, who also worked as a model” and a “well known female reality TV star.” She says that the actress, a very well respected figure in the African American community, was not officially out as a lesbian but that it was the “worst kept secret in Hollywood.”

She added: “I was blown away by how many athletes are gay. I would go to parties and see these major league football and basketball stars... with guys. I guess it was all the more shocking to me because these guys have such a supposed ‘macho’ image, you don’t expect to find out they are into other men.” She ain't said nothing but a word. Too bad, Superhead and Wendy have already exposed these secrets and named names.


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WATCH: 41-year-old Man with 23 Kids, Parenting FAIL, Soccer Fans WIN

41-year-old Larry Luther of Thibodaux, La. has 23 (count 'em -- 23!) kids, and the night club bouncer is proud of the fact that he takes care of every one of them like a responsible parent should. Must be a really, really nice nightclub in Thibodaux, La.



Disturbed lady tries (and fails) to kill herself in Atlanta.




Can you assist these fine folks?




Flavor Flav fries chicken in Iowa. He owns the joint.




FIGHT! These wonderful parents get into a brawl inside a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant while their children look on.




FIGHT! These bitches tore this South Carolina iHOP up! (LOL at all the people standing idly by with camera phones...)



FIGHT! On second thought: It's best to just stand by and call the police. A Wendy's worker was attacked by some rude ass teenage girls when she told them to stop fighting and throwing food in the NYC restaurant.




LOL.




This attention whore who went on the Internet to find a husband in the hopes of getting married on February 15, the same date her grandparents tied the knot decades ago, didn't actually find a man of her dreams. Shocking, we know. But, she's now giving away all of the free swag she received.

'Tip' Leads to Arsonist's Arrest

A man Titusville, Fla. man was arrested last weekend after she set fire to home. But were quick on his trail, because he left them a major "top".

While they were investigating, police said, they discovered evidence of accelerants, leading them to determine that the fire was likely an arson. Then, while sifting through evidence, officers got a tip — literally. They found a piece of a latex glove with the tip of a finger inside. Police said they found their suspect at a local hospital. They matched the tip to 24-year-old Ismael Ortiz, who detectives said quickly confessed. But how did the suspect clip his tip? Detective Jessica Edens explained: Trying to flee after setting the fire, "he slammed his finger in the door," Edens said, "and it cut the tip of his finger off." Police said Ortiz told detectives he was hired by a resident of the home, Samuel "Sammy" Davis. Investigators said Davis hired Ortiz to burn down the house so he could collect on a renters insurance policy.

Funny.



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Mary Harvey: Ex-Husband Steve Harvey is a Low Down Dirty Dog!

Steve Harvey is a comedian/actor/radio host cum relationship expert. But to let his ex-wife Mary Lee Harvey (pictured, above) tell it, Steve is a special kind of asshole! Mary, who met Steve when she was working the cosmetics counter in 1989 and married him in 1996, said her ex-husband was cheating from the outset of their relationship. When she met Steve, they were living in their cars and stole gas so he could get to his gigs. Sometime in their relationship, Mary intercepted a letter (below) from a woman named Terry addressed to Steve in which she went into explicit details about their affair, including Steve's penchant for third input (read: anal) sex and she aborted his child. A few years later, Mary intercepted a phone call from another jumpoff, Marjorie (Steve's current wife), and that was when she decided it was time to bail. Mary says Steve never apologized for his actions and took their 12-year-old son Wynton (who almost died during birth) and turned the child against her. Plus, she previously alleged that Steve was beating Wynton's ass and physically abused her during their marriage, too. Furthermore, Steve took all of the money, community property was never divided (he took it all), evicted her from the home and refused to give her a share of the business, which she sacrificed for and helped build. And now he has the audacity to be suing her! (According to Steve, it's Mary's fault Oprah never giving him his own talk show.) Sidebar: Did we hear that Mary was Steve's jumpoff?



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On Twitter, Steve called Mary's accusations "lies." Sidebar: Miss Marjorie is wurking the eff out of that outfit on a rainy day in Aspen.

Update #1: Steve's lawyer says, “We are appalled and aware of the videos and other fabricated documents…which contained false, misleading, derogatory, disparaging, malicious, explicit and slanderous information about Mr. Harvey, his current wife and others. The ex-wife is fully aware of the court’s current orders and permanent injunctions which prohibit either party, their lawyers or representatives from discussing and releasing information on the Internet and to the media. We are taking the necessary legal steps to rectify this matter to the full extent of the law and we will be seeking contempt and sanctions against her for such reprehensible and callous disregard for the court orders. We are saddened that the ex-wife has resorted to such devious and selfish behavior, with a reckless disregard for their minor son, her adult son and Mr. Harvey’s other children.”


Update #2: Marjorie plans to sue Mary for defamation, chile. In a statement, Marjorie said: “As a wife and a mother, I cannot stand back and allow the defamation of my character or actions that will malign my family. So, I will do what I need to do to the greatest extent of the law. The part that's hurtful in this is my wife and children had to be drugged [sic] into this. If you're going to be vindictive go ahead and aim it at me, but my son is coming in the room crying and that's also her son, so why would you do this?”


Update #3: Mary ain't never scared! In fact, she went on Issues with Jane Velez Mitchell to continue to sling grease.




Update #3: Jocelyn, Mary's former personal assistant of two years called into the Rickey Smiley Morning Show on Jan. 27 to give her input on the situation at hand. Jocelyn describes Mary as an angry, conniving bitch.




Update #4: Mary is doing the media rounds. She visited the Tom Joyner Morning Show. Tom, who appears to be on Team Steve, says Mary airing out Steve is affecting the "entire" African American community! Wait, what?!? Mary says she feels like a "rape victim" who hasn't had closure. She adds that this isn't about money, she merely wants Steve to apologize to her, drop all of the lawsuits against her and for him stop deceiving the public. She says the situation is bigger than her.




Update #5: Terry Harvey (who hasn't spoke with his brother Steve in almost two years) and his wife gave their two cents on the Sam Slyk radio show. They're on Team Mary.




Update # 6: Mary called in to Power 105.1's "The Breakfast Club" (featuring Charlamagne) to explain it all.

Update #7, Feb. 8: Steve's name and high-powered lawyers have manipulated the courts against Mary again -- if you believe her version of events. A Texas judge has ruled that Mary is a liar. Among the findings: Mary "was not homeless or evicted from her home and was awarded three homes in the property settlement;" Steve "did not take, withhold or turn the child against Mary Lee Harvey;" Mary "willingly placed the child on an airplane and sent him to Mr. Harvey without his knowledge;" and that Steve has primary custody of the 13-year-old. Additionally, it was revealed that Mary received $40,000 a month from in alimony from their 2005 divorce until March 2009 and she received $1.5 million from him in March 2009. Furthermore, the judge ordered Mary to remove all three of the videos from Youtube and to refrain from speaking about her relationship with Steve to the media. A contempt of court hearing is set for March 10 where it will be determined if Mary will be fined or thrown in jail for violating the gag order placed on her.

Church Lady Hangs Dog For Chewing on Her Bible

Police have charged 65-year-old Miriam Smith of Spartanburg, SC with felony animal cruelty after she admitted to hanging her nephew's pit bull from a tree with an electrical cord and burned its body because the dog chewed on her Bible.

Smith's nephew told officers he left the animal at the home he shared with his aunt during the recent winter weather. After returning, he could not find the dog, named Diamond, and he assumed she had broken the chain that kept her on the home's front porch, according to a report filed by a Spartanburg County environmental enforcement officer. The man later told officers his aunt admitted to killing the animal, calling it a “devil” dog, and authorities were called to investigate. After officers responded to the home, the woman told them she killed the dog because it had chewed her Bible and she feared for the safety of neighborhood children. Officers found the dog's body, which had been partially burned, lying in a pile of dried grass. An orange extension cord had been tied tightly around the dog's neck and in its mouth.

Miriam, who has been described by neighbors as a Jesus freak, faces 180 days to five years in prison if convicted.


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WATCH: Drunk Baby, Suicidal Twins, and She's Down!

They start 'em young in Russia (or the Netherlands).


This documentary, Madness In The Fast Lane, is utter, ahem, madness, but it's absolutely riveting. We've never seen or heard about this story until today. Back on May 17, 2008, BBC cameras were on hand filming a story when twin sisters Sabina and Ursula Eriksson threw themselves into oncoming traffic on busy Swedish highway, hoping to commit suicide. They survived, but that's just the beginning of the story.












This seems perfectly safe:




Man's robbery attempt foiled by samurai sword. Brad Grayland Vinson, 52, who's suspected of committing at least 14 robberies in Richland County, SC. Last week he attempted to rob a convenience store, but the clerk pulled out a samurai sword and chased Brad out of the store into the parking lot.





Whose shopping list is this, anyway?




FIGHT! Lady fighting with a man in NYC, gets knocked the eff out and she's leaking.




Tawainese motorcyclist crossed the double line with predictable results:




Oprah revaled on her show today, she has a half-sister named Patricia Lloyd.