Friday, August 19, 2011

Week in Review: Drugs Are The Devil

Hey, boys and girls. Make it a great weekend. We'll be back Monday afternoon -- hope you'll join us.

While we're away, if you have a tip about a story or something we should look into, post or get a chuckle from, please direct it here.

Here are some of the week's lowlights (and some highlights, too).
  1. A megachurch pastor OD'd on cocaine and was found dead in a hotel room.
  2. NBA baller Kobe Bryant assaulted a man -- while at church!
  3. Speaking of Kobe, the woman who accused him raping her, OD'd on cocaine.
  4. A woman called 911 after she lost her remote. (Spoiler: Cops showed up and helped her look for it!)
  5. Comedian Steve Harvey was tapped to host his own daytime talk show.
  6. RuPaul's Drag Race winner Tyra Sanchez posed for a fierce mugshot.
  7. Choreographer and pedophile Shane Sparks was finally sentenced to prison for raping an underage girl.
  8. A woman who married a professional cook, filed for divorce because he cooks better than she does.
  9. The ladies of CBS's The Talk are bitch-fightin' to the death -- or, at least to the unemployment office.
  10. An angry McDonald's customer returned to complain about his food -- three hours later.
  11. Speaking of McDonald's, a man suffered cuts to his mouth after a worker intentionally put a razor blade in his sandwich.
  12. Man claiming to be vampire broke into a woman's apartment, attacked her and tried to suck her blood. Cuckoo!
  13. Man robbed store wearing a dress and a pair of briefs over his head.
  14. Sacrificing livestock for religious purposes is not OK in your barbershop.
  15. After five years, James Brown is still dead and his body is still not buried -- because his "wife" wants his fortune.
  16. Crazy lady being Crazy.
  17. Fat bitch eating her way to become dead-est, fattest bitch.

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