We would like to wish all you the merriest of Christmases, the happiest of Hanukkahs and the most joyous of Kwanzaas. We all should live everyday like it's a holiday, being thankful and spending time with family and loved ones.
We'll be back Tuesday, but in the meantime, take a look (or a second look) at what went down on our pages this week. NBA baller Kobe Bryant's freak number is an impressive 105! According to reports, Vanessa believed he cheated on her with 105 different women all across the country! Joe Giudice, who's married to one of those chicks on the "Real Housewives of New Jersey," is facing a sh*tload of time in prison for using someone else' information to obtain a driver's license. The NYC Park's Department is racist! Three mean girls used feces to frost a classmate's birthday cake. And, of course, or video packages: These, featuring Dwight Eubanks' arrest and Miami party pumper's plea; These ones, featuring the donkey who died after eating cocaine from his brother's butt and a man who says someone stole his car then demanded he fork over cash to get it back; These ones, featuring the donkey who tried to shoot a mouse in his kitchen with a 9mm, but ended hitting his roommate in the chest. These ones, featuring the hilarious story of a donkey who called 911 because she ate too much food and why Detroit police doesn't care about black crime victims -- until they're murder victims; And today's lot, featuring the mother from hell.