...but the tortoises are fighting to the death! The only thing to make this ever more epic, is a voiceover. Read more »
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Catty Fox News Rep Cuts LL Cool J From Sarah Palin's Show
When the Fox News Channel announced that its new show, "Real American Stories" hosted by Sarah Palin, will feature an interview wi... Read more »
Girl Arrested For Selling 7-year-old Sister For Sex
A 15-year-old New Jersey girl has been charged with aggravated sexual assault, promoting prostitution and other crimes after she prostituted... Read more »
NeNe's Son is Arrested...Again!
Bryson Bryant, the son of Real Housewives of Atlanta star Nene Leakes, was arrested yesterday afternoon in Lawrenceville, Georgia. If you... Read more »
Man Fleeing Cops, Jumps Fence into Prison
Police in Garfield Heights, Ohio went on a high speed chase Monday after a driver they tried to pull over for failing to signal bolted. But,... Read more »
The Wrestling Entrance of All Wrestling Entrances
Everyone knows wrestling is fake and extremely homoerotic. Orlando Jordan, who is the first and only openly bisexual, is pushing boundaries ... Read more »
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Howard Stern to Jamie Foxx: 'Don't Start It With Me, I've Got a Sh-tload of Stuff on You'
It behooves us why anyone would want to go up against Howard Stern. That man will cut you off at the knees and feed you to the raccoons. Jam... Read more »
Woman Wanted to Rob a Bank Before She Die, So She Did
What's on your bucket list? Climb Mount Everest? Travel to far-flung places? Rob a bank?!? The latter was the only item on 51-year-old P... Read more »
Jilted Teen Chopped Off His Penis, Threw It Away
We seen many stories of men mutilating themselves when their partners break up with them. Why they do it is still something we will never c... Read more »
Those Nude Photos You Took With Your iPhone Are Probably All Over the Internet
Thousands and thousands ( addendum : millions!) of iPhone users' private photos have been made public after a lapse in security. And it... Read more »
Woman Claims NFLer Attacked Her in Nightclub
Over the past weeks, we've seen women filing all sorts of lawsuits against sports stars claiming all sorts of physical abuse . Many of t... Read more »
Joe Jackson Plans to Sue Dr Conrad Murray
Joe Jackson has long maintained that someone will pay for the death of his son Michael. Since he's barred from receiving any of Michael... Read more »
NBA Baller Dorell Wright's Penis Makes Its Way Onto the Internet
Miami Heat forward Dorell Wright, heretofore referred to as Mr 5 Inches, is apologizing after his penis popped up and on Twitter. In a state... Read more »
Erykah Badu's New Video Has Everyone Fired Up
Erykah Badu's video for "Window Seat", her new single, is getting a lot of chatter. In the video, filmed in downtown Dallas, E... Read more »
Monday, March 29, 2010
FIGHT! Cheeseburger or Death
This man asked for a f--kin cheeseburger and he's gonna get it, one way or another. Read more »
Teenager Raped His Grandmother
Earlier this month, 19-year-old Arron Lee Moorer was found guilty of third degree criminal sexual conduct. This afternoon in Michicgan he wa... Read more »
Ricky Martin is Gay and the Pope is Catholic
After years of living in a glass closet, Ricky Martin has flung the doors open and is confirming what everyone already knew: he's a ... Read more »
Caller: Too Many Black People Calling in to C-SPAN
Well, folks. If you thought for a moment that racism, prejudice and downright ignorance were on the decline in America, this man just proved... Read more »
Vegetarian Goes on Meat Massacre at Grocery Store Because God Told Him To
A vegetarian destroyed $200 worth of meat at an Edinburh, Ind. grocery store last week because he said God told him to. Anthony Coffman, 28,... Read more »
The Demons Are Next Door
We don't know where this is, or what exactly is going on behind that closed door, but the weird noises lend neighbors to believe it... Read more »
We Could Be Wrong, But...
...we think she wants someone to call her parents. Seriously. WTF! Read more »
Lawmaker: Stop Looking Like a Fool With Your Pants on the Ground
New York State Senator Eric Adams is sick and tired of the “insidious spectacle” that is men with their pants falling off their asses that h... Read more »
Man Leaves Baby in Hot Car at Porn Shop
Rafael Garcia was charged with child abuse and neglect on Saturday after leaving his 9-month-old daughter alone in a hot car for more than a... Read more »
Mindy McCready Says Oprah is Racist
Mindy McCready who has a lot of problems and now appears on Celebrity Rehab is releasing a sex tape. But, this piece of work, which features... Read more »
Study: Fast Food as Addictive as Drugs
Researchers have found that fatty foods are as addictive as heroin and nicotine. The Daily Mail reports: Experts studied rats fed on chees... Read more »
Friday, March 26, 2010
This McDonald's Happy Meal is One Year Old
With all the recent talk about health care reform and Barack and Michelle Obama's initiative to curb childhood obesity, you may be disgu... Read more »
FIGHT! Battle Royale, The Old Way
These queens tussling in a Chicago public aid office (read: medical facility for those on Medicaid) need to take a page out of the RuPaul Dr... Read more »
Court is in Session ... Again
> We can't get enough of the Marion County court for petty criminals and crackheads. Previously: WATCH: Court is in Session . Read more »
Woman Jailed for Lying on Rèsumè
A British woman was sentenced to six months in jail after it was found that she lied on her rèsumè. She apparently claimed she passed two A-... Read more »
Wendy Apologizes for 'No Homo' Comment
Earlier this week during a conversation about Dancing With the Stars , apparently (we hardly ever watch; we preferred the radio show ) Wend... Read more »
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Man Begged Cops to Arrest Him Because He Has 'Woman Problems'
A Carlisle, Pennsylvania man was hellbent on getting away from his girlfriend, so he told cops to take him to jail. At about 2am yesterday, ... Read more »
3-year-old Boy Caught on Tape Smoking Weed
When police went to arrest a Middletown, Conn. couple for dealing drugs, they came across a video of their 3-year-old son smoking weed from ... Read more »
Report: Jesse James is a Racist, Homophobe, With Almost a Dozen Jumpoffs
We can all agree: Sandra Bullock's marriage to Jesse James is over. Kaput! Done! After reports surfaced last week that he has been jumpi... Read more »
50 Cent Wants to Have Unprotected Sex With Beyoncè, Lady Gaga, Rihanna
While on a recent visit across the pond, 50 Cent gave an interview to MTV UK in which he was talking real crazy. “I would kiss Beyonce, Lady... Read more »
Jamaica is The New Nigeria
A group of thieves operating a scam out of Jamaica has been trying to rip off folks in Colorado. One 88-year-old woman was told she won a $2... Read more »
KC and the Sunshine Band Founder Arrested, Admitted He Had Sex With Boys
Richard R. Finch, the 56-year-old co-founder of KC and the Sunshine Band, was arrested on Tuesday and charged with gross sexual imposition a... Read more »
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
WATCH: Golden Shower Girls
Where has this been all of our lives? If you love the Golden Girls (and we know you do), you will love the the post-op tranny version, Gold... Read more »
Stephen Baldwin: President Obama is a 'Gangster,' 'Liar'
> Actor Stephen Baldwin appeared on Larry King Live last night to talk about the health care reform law President Obama signed into law ... Read more »
LISTEN: Woman Calls 911 From Jail To Say She's Trapped
Carly A. Houston, 29, was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct at 1:40am Sunday after she became belligerent and refused to pay a $6... Read more »
FIGHT! Woman Beats Down Reporter
> To be clear, we haven't a clue what's being said, but we believe the woman was being stopped after getting a ticket for driving... Read more »
George W Bush's Clean Getaway
Former presidents George W Bush and Bill Clinton were visiting Haiti on Monday, but then something peculiar happened after a local shook Pre... Read more »
Crackheads Are Outta Control! (Part 7 )
Police in Saginaw, Mich. 45-year-old Angela Blackwell with first-degree criminal sexual conduct and pandering after she made her 10-year-old... Read more »
With The Stroke of 22 Pens
...President Barack changed the health care laws in the country yesterday and in the process and pissed of Republicians, conservatives, tea ... Read more »
Flying Baby Stops Repo Man in His Tracks
A Dallas, Texas woman loves her Ford Expedition. Her 1-year-old baby, not so much. Luke Ross, a local repo man, was backing out of a drivewa... Read more »
Where to Find the Largest Penises in America? New Orleans!
Condomania, a Web site that sells - duh! - condoms, has studied condom buying trends for men in all 50 US states and 20 cities to determine ... Read more »
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Another of Tiger Woods' Jumpoffs Come Forward
Devon James, a 29-year-old porn star, revealed this morning on Bubba The Love Sponge radio show that she had a two-and-half-year relationshi... Read more »
Spoiled Brat Sues ABC for $100M
When Alicia Guastaferro was 16, she appeared on the ABC reality show "Wife Swap." Now, that she's grown up (she's 18 and s... Read more »
Doctor Stabs Eight Kids to Death
A former doctor armed with a large knife stabbed eight elementary school children to death and and wounding five others in China this mornin... Read more »
Boy Has With 15 Fingers, 16 Toes
Surgeons at a hospital in China plan to operate on a 6-year-old boy who was born with 15 fingers and 16 toes which, they say, were caused by... Read more »
Elderly Man With a Big Stick Beat Downs Wife
Sam Taormina, a 92-year-old man from Mesa, Ariz., was arrested and charged with assault after putting a Chris Brown-style beat down on his w... Read more »
Quick! Someone Tell Him the Rave is Over!
> Nevermind, Dallas police officers are on the scene. Read more »
When Judges Keep it Really Real
A NYC police officer pleaded guilty in federal court this morning on charges that he used his credit card, his drivers license to rent a van... Read more »
Teacher Told Students Punch Another in Face
A teacher has been fired from a Houston private school for telling students to punch a 5-year-old classmate during a field trip last week. G... Read more »
German Girl Gives Both Parents The Bird
A German magazine created this billboard to promote its education supplement, which answers 55 of the most burning questions about education... Read more »
Man Gets 15 Years in Prison For Trying to Break into .... Jail
Yesterday a Florida judge found 25-year-old Sylvester Jiles guilty of violating his probation by trying to break into the Brevard County jai... Read more »
Game of Russian Roulette in Russia Goes неверный
> A man at a wedding in Russia suffered brain damage is paralysed after he shot himself in the head while playing a game of Russian Roule... Read more »
Monday, March 22, 2010
Fantasia Has 9 Million More Reasons to Be Worried
A North Carolina court ruled last week that 49-year-old Anne Lundquist of Aurora, NY must pay the wife of the man she was jumping off with a... Read more »
Tiger Wood's a Stand-up Guy
Last night Tiger Woods gave two 5-minute interviews to the Golf Channel and ESPN in which he stood just in case he had to make a quick get-a... Read more »
What's That Smell? This Giant Pile of Sh*t Left at Chase!
We don't know who, but someone left a giant pile of sh*t (manure maybe?) in the vestibule of a Chase bank in the East Village neighborho... Read more »
Breaking in the Recruits
> New marines at PMI college in the Philippines get the crap beat out of them. Read more »
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