Hello, boys and girls. Make it a great weekend! We'll be back Monday afternoon -- hope you will too! Note from Editor: Soooo, we lied. Nothing much happened over the weekend or on Monday worth posting, so we'll be back Tuesday. While we're away, if you have a tip about a story or something we should look into, post or get a chuckle from, please direct it here.
Here are some of the week's lowlights (and some highlights, too).
- A crazy couple was deservedly Tazered for acting like crazy people outside of a Walmart. And yes, their mugshots are mucho crazy-looking. Crazy.
- If you have a penis, don't read this.
- ....Then a copycat struck in Memphis.
- A man and his sister were arrested after they got into a fight over a sandwich.
- A Pennsylvania restaurant hates children; It banned the lil terrors.
- A man who was sick and tired of someone breaking into his car, so he went on a stake-out and caught the culprit in the act and gave one helluva interview to the local news.
- "Measure My Anus to See If I Have Dilated" a Spanish priest told the local diocese after they fired him for being gay.
- Speaking of How You Doin' men of the cloth, the Catholic chaplain at a Brooklyn, NY jail was arrested after he paid an inmate hundreds of dollars for oral sex.
- R&B crooner R Kelly is losing his home to foreclosure.
- A former gang member said Shaquille O'Neal ordered him to commit several murders!
- Casey Anthony is apparently living in disguise as a black man in Pennsylvania. No, wait. She's a convenience store worker in Oklahoma.
- A drag queen hellbent on modeling his outfit inside a Pizza Hut, was shown the door.
- A woman crashed her car into a pedestrian then rolled down her window, said "my bad" before fleeing the scene.
