Friday, July 15, 2011

Week in Review: Ouch. Ouch! OUCH!

Hello, boys and girls. Make it a great weekend! We'll be back Monday afternoon -- hope you will too! Note from Editor: Soooo, we lied. Nothing much happened over the weekend or on Monday worth posting, so we'll be back Tuesday.

While we're away, if you have a tip about a story or something we should look into, post or get a chuckle from, please direct it here.

Here are some of the week's lowlights (and some highlights, too).
  1. A crazy couple was deservedly Tazered for acting like crazy people outside of a Walmart. And yes, their mugshots are mucho crazy-looking. Crazy.
  2. If you have a penis, don't read this.
  3. ....Then a copycat struck in Memphis.
  4. A man and his sister were arrested after they got into a fight over a sandwich.
  5. A Pennsylvania restaurant hates children; It banned the lil terrors.
  6. A man who was sick and tired of someone breaking into his car, so he went on a stake-out and caught the culprit in the act and gave one helluva interview to the local news.
  7. "Measure My Anus to See If I Have Dilated" a Spanish priest told the local diocese after they fired him for being gay.
  8. Speaking of How You Doin' men of the cloth, the Catholic chaplain at a Brooklyn, NY jail was arrested after he paid an inmate hundreds of dollars for oral sex.
  9. R&B crooner R Kelly is losing his home to foreclosure.
  10. A former gang member said Shaquille O'Neal ordered him to commit several murders!
  11. Casey Anthony is apparently living in disguise as a black man in Pennsylvania. No, wait. She's a convenience store worker in Oklahoma.
  12. A drag queen hellbent on modeling his outfit inside a Pizza Hut, was shown the door.
  13. A woman crashed her car into a pedestrian then rolled down her window, said "my bad" before fleeing the scene.
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