Serena Williams Wants Her Happy Back

Thirteen-time major winner Serena Williams has been off the tennis courts for months and she's had enough of the sedentary life. In an i... Read more »

Teller: Sure, You Can Rob This Bank, But I Need to See Two Forms of ID First

Nathan Wayne Pugh, 49, of Sachse (that's in Dallas, Texas), is a donkey. He was sentenced yesterday to more than eight years in prison a... Read more »

Rapper Nate Dog is Dead; His Father Says Nate Didn't Suffer

UPDATE Read details about Nate Dogg's public funeral here . Nate Dogg (born Nathaniel D. Hale) died Tuesday of complications from multi... Read more »

Lady Sues McDonald's Over Broken Toilet

Cherry Hardie has filed a $30,000 negligence suit against the a McDonald's franchise owner in Chicago claiming she was disabled after fa... Read more »

Woman Finds Condom, Receipt in Milk Drink

A Swedish woman didn't eat for days after she found a condom and a receipt for the latex sheath in a popular yogurt-like drink. Tests we... Read more »

World's Youngest Alcoholic is 3 years old

Shocking news coming out of Britian. A 3-year-old toddler has been hospitalized and is being treated for alcoholism. The un-named toddler is... Read more »

WATCH: Kegs & Eggs With a Heaping Helping of Madness

Last weekend, students from the University at Albany and the College of St. Rose in Albany, NY caused death and destruction. OK, not so much... Read more »

Lady Gets 30 Days in Jail For Raping Boy

There are double standards and there are things that make you go hmmm. An Astoria woman has been sentenced to 30 days in jail for raping a 1... Read more »

Husband and Wife Murdered Business Partners to Keep Costs Down

In this global economic downtown, an Indian couple concocted an hairbrained scheme to keep as much money in their pockets. Their plan? Kill ... Read more »

Man Punches Elderly Woman After She Called Him an Idiot

Steven Weiner, 33, was arrested last Sunday after he threw bread in a woman's face and punched her already broken arm as they both waite... Read more »

WATCH: 'Roid Rage

At Planet Fitness, a meathead lost his damn mind and threw an epic tempter tantrum ( ('roid rage?) after confronted by an employee (poss... Read more »

WATCH: Ohhhhhh, The Problem Is...

"Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong" in American spells racist! Well, for UCLA student Alexandra Wallace it does. The junior politic... Read more »

LISTEN: Man Claiming He OD'ed on Viagra Makes Obscene 911 Call

Matthew Wade Douglas, 28, was arrested in Oakland Park, Fla. after he (using a fake name) called 911 claiming he had overdosed on Viagra. Wh... Read more »

Apple Fangirl Sells First Spot in iPad 2 Line for $900!

Amanda Foote, a media studies student at the Borough of Manhattan Community college, is nothing if not enterprising. She sold her spot in th... Read more »

Banana Spiders Straightens, Strengthens Your 'Banana' For Hours at a Time

If you have a penis, you may want to skip this . Then again, this might be quite beneficial. -- especially for Emimen . According to a resea... Read more »

'The Situation' is in The Closet, Says Jersey Shore Castmate

How You Doin, Mike! Forgive us, we don't watch The Jersey Shore so we have no idea who Angelina Pivarnick is. The "guidette" c... Read more »

You Will Eat Eggs Boiled in Boys' Urine and You're Gonna Like It

If the Chinese have their way, you will be scarfing down eggs drenched in prepubescent boys' piss. Traditional chefs in Dongyang, Zhejia... Read more »

WATCH: Fifth and Washington

FIGHT! "I'm from Fifth and Washington!" Well, apparently that will result in an epic beat down. Wanna see a flying policeman? ... Read more »

Vegetarians Barred from Adopting

A Greek couple has been barred from adopting a baby because a local social welfare official fears the child might not have a balanced diet b... Read more »

Family of Slain Good Samaritan Forgives Killer, Sues Starbucks

Back in March 2008, Roger Kreutz, 54, was killed while trying to prevent 19-year-old Aaron M. Poisson, who snatched the tip jar containing l... Read more »