Woman Dumps 30 Gallons of Dog Sh-t Onto Another Woman's Lawn

This story is gold. Earlier this week Melinda Hofmann went to collect the $150 a client owed her for picking up her dog's poop, but the ... Read more »

Possibly the Most Awesomely Offensive Song About the Pope Ever

Note : If you revere the Pope and/or is easily offended or underage look away now! Also, the video contains very lewd language -- lots of it... Read more »

Teen Steals Foot From Grave

18-year-old Daniel Wayne Stanley of Dallas has some serious problems that need to be addressed in a psychiatric hospital or jail. Last month... Read more »

Report: Elin Tells Tiger Woods 'I'm Divorcing You' After Learning He Slept With Neighbor's Daughter and 120 Others

When Tiger Woods visited "sex" rehab, he reluctantly revealed that he slept with as many as 120 skanks, slags, slores and skettel... Read more »

Man is Dating, Having Baby With His Grandmother?

A 72-year-old Indiana grandmother is making headlines around the world not because she's about to become a mother again (which she is), ... Read more »

Whitney: When Bobby Brown Dies, I'll Be the First to Know

Earlier this week there was an online rumor that Bobby Brown died of lung cancer. Some of you sent us e-mails, but we soon learned that the ... Read more »

Big-Breasted Mannequins Draw Complaints

Mannequins at a lingerie store in Tarzana, Calif. are causing a big stir. You see, residents have filed a complaints with city hall because... Read more »

Convicted Felon Chris Brown Storms Out of an Interview

Yesterday, CFCB showed up to Virgina's Q94 WRVQ to promote his upcoming concert, but things didn't go as planned. In what was to be ... Read more »

Mel B: Nelson Mandela Tried to Set Me Up With His Cousin

Former Spice Girl Mel B made an astonishing confession in a video to promote a new television. She says upon meeting Nelson Mandela at the P... Read more »

Woman Lives With Life-Sized Cardboard Cut-out of Dead Husband

British widow Maria Challis kept the memory of her dead husband alive for their two children by creating a life-sized cardboard cut-out, acc... Read more »

Heeeyyy! Did Chyna Beat Up Her Girlfriend?

Former wrestler Chyna (aka Joan Marie Laurer) has been accused of beating down a "friend" at a Sherman Oaks, Calif. hotel last Sat... Read more »

Michael Jackson's Gay Lover is on a Media Tour

Months and months ago we told you about Jason Pfeiffer , who claimed Michael Jackson was his boyfriend. Now he's doing TV interviews. Th... Read more »

Dying Man Sells Ad Space on His Urns

Aaron Jamison, who has colon cancer, and doctors say he has about three more months to live, doesn't want to burden his wife with medica... Read more »

Don't Call This Woman Fat. She'll Eat You. Literally.

According to Lincoln, Neb. police, 21-year-old Anna Godfrey is none too pleased when you call her a fat. So, thread lightly or she'll ha... Read more »

This Could Be a Hit

These budding musicians "don't want no skinny bitches." They want a big, booty bitch who weighs at least 300 pounds. We cannnn... Read more »

Gay in Mississippi? You're a Nobody

Shame on you Mississippi! Shame on you! High school student Ceara Sturgis (pictured above with her mom Veronica Rodriguez) has been attendin... Read more »

Woman Gets Run Over Three Times, Lives to Talk About It

Early this morning Connie Farr of Indianapolis said her daughter’s psychopathic boyfriend (with "White Boy" tattooed on his eyebro... Read more »

Man Claims He Has Not Eaten or Drank Anything For 70 years!

Indian scientists are studying 82-year-old Prahlad Jani, pictured, who claims to have not eaten a morsel of food or drank a drop of anythin... Read more »

Rielle Hunter Doesn't Think She's a Homewrecker

John Edwards' baby mama -- and sex tape co-star -- said the former presidential candidate's wife didn't know about the full ext... Read more »

Study: Powder Can Cause Womb Cancer

Women who use powder to freshen their cat traps, beware! Harvard Medical School researchers have found that using talcum powder just once a ... Read more »

That Was Quick

Zhang Minsheng, the man who stabbed eight children to death outside of an elementary school in China a month ago , was executed this morning... Read more »

Funeral Home Displays Corpse on Motorcycle For Wake

Last Thursday, 22-year-old David Morales Colón was shot 11 times and killed in San Juan, Puerto Rico. For his wake yesterday, the funeral ho... Read more »

Cop Caught Smoking Weed in Patrol Car

You can aways count on Forth Worth, Texas police officers to be in the news -- for all the wrong reasons. Last Friday a police officer was c... Read more »

Alexander McQueen Took Pills, Cocaine Before Committing Suicide

During an inquest into the untimely death of famed fashion designer Alexander McQueen, it was revealed that he was plagued by depression and... Read more »

Jessica Simspon Admits She Brushes Her Teeth Three Times a Week

Jessica Simpson revealed in an interview earlier this year that she only brushes her teeth "every now and again." During an appear... Read more »

Australia Faces Sperm Shortage

The largest fertility clinic in Townsville, Australia has resorted to importing sperm from the United States -- paying about US$650 per dona... Read more »

Boca State of Mind

OK, so, 64-year-old granny Hindy Melzer is no Jay-Z, but she's reppin' where she's from -- Boca Raton, Fla. Read more »

Sandra Bullock is Divorcing Jesse James, Adopting a Baby

After weeks of coping with the public embarrassment of her husband cheating on her, Sandra Bullock actress has confirmed that she is, in fac... Read more »

Charlamagne Lands Radio Show in S.C.

A few months after being fired from The Beat in Philly , Charlamagne has been hired to host two radio shows on 92.5 The Box in his hometown ... Read more »

Go, Grandpa! Go!

This elderly man (or, is it a young man in a mask?) is feeling it. Read more »

Whatever You Do, Stay Away From This Woman's Cigarettes

A (crazy?) woman who was speaking of Satan and the weather at a Fort Pierce, Fla. restaurant was arrested after punching a police officer in... Read more »

How Not to Get an Internship

It's that time of year: Students are searching for summer jobs, full-time jobs or internships. The folks over at Gawker got their hands ... Read more »

Tito Ortiz: Jenna Jameson is a Drug Addict

Yesterday morning mixed martial arts star Tito Ortiz was arrested on suspicion of domestic violence. The victim? His wife, former porn star ... Read more »

Katherine Jackson Evicts Grandkids

Katherine Jackson is doing some spring cleaning. According to the folks over at TMZ, "Katherine has told Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza --... Read more »

The Library is Closed. RuPaul's Drag Race Has Crowned a Winner

In case you have haven't yet watched last night's RuPaul's Drag Race season finale -- or, should we say, the extravanganza eleg... Read more »

What's That Smell? This Man's Soiled Pants

Sh*t happens, but why, o, why is this person digging in it then smelling it? Read more »

How The Hell Did Richard Pryor's Penis Cause a Buildup of Cocaine Inside of Pam Grier's Vagina?

Actress Pam Grier's memoir, Foxy: My Life in Three Acts , will be available this week and you need to cop a copy, if only to find how th... Read more »

Woman Sentenced to Life in Prison For Forcing Boy to Touch Her Breasts

An Elko, Nevada was sentenced to life in prison last week after a jury found her guilty of forcing a 13-year-old boy to touch her breasts. W... Read more »

Britain Urged to Ban Spanking Because It Violates The Child’s Human Rights

Several countries in Europe have banned spanking, but one of the few holdouts is Britain, which already has put a stop to teachers and other... Read more »

Drunk Driver Shot Dead After Mowing Down Pregnant Woman

A Brazilian woman's 24th birthday last Friday was her last. Pamela de Souza Costa was driving drunk after celebrating her birthday when ... Read more »

Whitney's Fans Are On Their Feet. Wait! They're Leaving!

We've praised Whitney for having the balls to sing live even though her "soprano friend" (more on that later) has long left th... Read more »

People Are Sometimes Too Honest

This actual conversation took place at an Old Navy clothing store in NYC. Saleslady #1 : You look like one of those dolls. I forget what the... Read more »

Obviously, This Man Didn't Take Oprah's Pledge

For the past few months, Oprah has been urging viewers to take the pledge -- to promise to not text while driving. Dude in the video above ... Read more »

Marking Your Territory at Walmart? That's Just Nasty!

People are saying 22-year-old is a drug addict (specifically a meth addict), but they're making that generalization from gazing at her m... Read more »

Arizona Governor Signs Controversial Immigration Law

With the stroke of a pen Jan Brewer, the Republican appointed governor of Arizona, signed into law the country's toughest laws on immigr... Read more »

Olympic Champion Suspended For Taking Penis Enlargement Pills

LaShawn Merritt, the reigning World and Olympic champion at 400 meters, faces a two-year suspension from the sport of track and field for hi... Read more »

Man Tries To Sell His Kids on Craigslist

New York State Police arrested Joshua A. Stagnitto, 24, of Brockport, NY on Wednesday for attempting to sell his children on Craigslist. In ... Read more »

Spare the Broomstick, Spoil the Child?

The topic of disciplining or spanking a child is like politics and religion, no one will ever agree. But, what about beating another person... Read more »

Surgeons Perform World's First Full-Face Transplant

Surgeons in Spain have performed the world's first full-face transplant on a young man left unable to breathe, swallow or speak properly... Read more »

Man Gets Arrested For Wiping His Ass With Parking Ticket

A Chicago man was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after he wiped his ass with a parking ticket then mailed it back to the city ... Read more »

White Man Robbed Banks Disguised as Black Man

Conrad Zdzierak, 30, of Ohio, robbed at least five banks on April 9. But, because of the life-like "Hollywood-style" mask he wore ... Read more »

Philly Cop Says She's Being Discriminated Against Because of Her Color...

...her hair color, that is. Officer Renee Norman has filed a complaint with the Pennsylvania Human Relations Commission after a captain on t... Read more »

Man's Body Found Under Sofa a Decade After His Death

A British man's decomposing body went undiscovered under a sofa in his apartment for nearly a decade because his roommate didn't wan... Read more »

This is Insane

A German stuntman takes a leap of faith from 150 feet in the air -- without a harness. Crazy? Yes. Awesome? Yes. Should you try it? No. Read more »

TI's Surprise Visit to Atlanta-area Middle School Upsets Parents

Fresh out of prison after serving time for gun charges , TI made a surprise visit to Woodland Middle School in Henry County, Ga. on March 5 ... Read more »

Study: Premature Ejaculation Problem is Genetic

Researchers from Finland and Sweden have found that men with the embarrassing problem of being unable to last in the bedroom are suffering f... Read more »