Man Blows Himself Up Trying to Kill a Spider

A 28-year-old British man is lucky to be alive after he blew himself up after he tried to kill a spider in his bathroom. Chris Welding's... Read more »

Gang Members Chop Off Rival's Penis

Bryan Hanlon, 26, of Glasgow, Scotland was driving when his car was forced off the road by another vehicle last Sunday. Seven men, using chi... Read more »

Loudmouth Gets Banned From Mall for 10 Years

Latasha "How You Doin" Connor was banned from a mall in Houston for a decade because she was too loud in the food court. After the... Read more »

Cannibal Restaurant to Open in Germany

A soon-to-be-open restaurant in Berlin, Germany has began advertising. Although it hasn't yet divulge its address or telephone number, i... Read more »

This Little Asian Boy Betta Werk!!!

You don't know how many times we watched this in amazement -- mostly so we could perfect these moves for the club next weekend. Hey!!! R... Read more »

Mom Bites 5-week-old Son, Abandons Him at Hospital

Police in Dallas have arrested 19-year-old Danielle Patrice Lewis and charged her with injury to a child after she bit her 4-week-old son ab... Read more »

NBA Player Brandon Jennings Goes Gaga for Gaga

Milwaukee Bucks point guard Brandon Jennings says he's a man of his word. So, after losing a bet, he posted this video to YouTube last w... Read more »

This 14-year-old Girl is 6'9"

Elisay Silva, who is from the Brazilian Amazon state of Para, is 6'9" tall. The 14-year-old is believed to be suffering from gigant... Read more »

WATCH: Yoga for Black People

Yoga isn't just for "stinky white people" -- it's for black people, too. Shakti-Shakti-Lion-head Park from FunnyorDie demo... Read more »

I'll Shoot Whatever I Want, Goober

A man armed with a video camera was trekking through Times Square in NYC when he came upon some sort of impromptu photoshoot. So, he decided... Read more »

Woman Almost Got Killed Because of Her Love of Black D*ck

Helen Shields, who lives in London, says her ex-boyfriend chased her through a house squirting fuel over her and tried to light her on fire ... Read more »

WATCH: Shoplifter Punches Walmart Employee

Police in Littleton, Colo. released this surveillance video of a Walmart employee who got punched on the side of the head after he attempted... Read more »

Man Injured While Performing Baptisms Sues Church

A Las Vegas man who claims he was injured while performing baptisms in the name of the dead Raleigh, NC, in 2007 filed a civil suit yesterda... Read more »

Mom Stabs Disabled Son 32 Times, Blames it on Neighbor

Robbin Foster is deeply disturbed person. She was arrested on Tuesday after she stabbed her 16-year-old son, who is deaf, mute and autistic,... Read more »

Beanie Sigel Licks Shots at Jay-Z, Kanye

Beanie Sigel has not squashed his beef Jay-Z, his former Roc-A-Fella boss. After releasing a diss record late last year, the Philly rapper r... Read more »

FIGHT! Bodybuilder Beats Down Judge

At a bodybuilding competition in Mexico, a contestant jumped off stage and attacked a judge. Simple case of roid rage. Read more »

Man With Giant Nose to Get Free Treatment

Surgeons have agreed to offer free treatment to a 41-year-old Chinese man, known locally as Hippo Man, because of his large nose. According ... Read more »

4-year-old Boy Finds Used Condom in Hotel Room, Swallows Semen and May Have Caught an STD

Carmen Jones said she booked a room at the Wyndham Garden hotel in downtown Atlanta, the How You Doin capital of America , on Aug. 1 and the... Read more »

This is One Fat Baby

When 10-month-old Chinese boy named Xiao Lei was born he weighed 7 pounds, now he has ballooned into a 44-pounder, double the size of most b... Read more »

Kimora Lee Simmons Got Herself Fired From Baby Phat For Being, Well, Fat

KLS -- that's Kimora Lee Simmons to you -- was "unceremoniously dumped" from Baby Phat, according to the folks over at the New... Read more »

Wyclef Can't Appeal Decision; 'No Possibility' of Him Becoming Haiti's President

Wyclef Jean, whose plans to run for president of Haiti were dashed last week when he was found to be ineligible , vowed to appeal. He's ... Read more »

Elin Nordegren: I Was Lied to, Betrayed, My Whole World Fell Apart, But I Survived

Elin Nordegren, the ex-wife of Tiger Woods gave her first and final interview to People magazine in which she spoke about the humiliation s... Read more »

Ne-Yo Ordered to Pay Promoter $156,000

Earlier this year, promoter Kenyohn Clark filed a $1 million lawsuit against Ne-Yo and promoter Mike Esterman . He claimed that Ne-Yo faile... Read more »

Man Claims He Grew a Vagina, Gave Birth to Baby

Last week we told you about a man who claimed to have magically grown a vagina . Not to be outdone, a man (pictured) from Ghana has a simila... Read more »

Have You Seen This 'Molester Mobile'?

A man in Moncks Corner, SC placed this ad on Craigslist seeking the public's help in locating a van that was stolen from his home, but t... Read more »

Crackhead Pleasuring Herself While Driving Gets Busted

When 32-year-old Colondra Hamilton was arrested on charges of driving with an open container of alcohol and a crack pipe in Elmwood Place, O... Read more »

WATCH: Danielle Staub's Jaw-Dropping Performance of 'Real Close'

Now that season two of The Real Housewives of New Jersey , the staged and scripted "reality" show is over and the chatter about h... Read more »

WATCH: Drunk Man Tries to Walk Up a Hill

This is too hilarious for words, so we have none. source Read more »

Justice Department is Hiring Ebonics Experts

The US Department of Justice -- more specifically the DEA -- issued documents seeking to hire linguists fluent in 114 languages to help moni... Read more »

Fantasia: I Wanted to Kill Myself (For Real)

Homewrecker Fantasia Barrino taped an interview for VH1's "Behind the Music" in which she speaks frankly about what led to her... Read more »

Elin Officially Divorces Tiger Woods, Walks Away With Millions

Attention slags, skettles and skanks: As of this morning, Tiger Woods is officially single. Before we get to the cold Panama City, Fla. cour... Read more »

Nail Salon Charges Fat Customers Extra

A nail salon in in DeKalb County, Ga. is tacking on an additional $5 onto the bills of fat customers. Salon manager Kim Tran says the surcha... Read more »

Man Drops Dead After Seeing Prostitute is a Tranny

A 55-year-old German truck driver literally dropped dead after a prostitute he hired turned out to be transsexual. The man, identified only ... Read more »

WATCH: The Post's (unofficial) Response to the Times Weekender Commercial

If you watch any TV, chances are you've come across the New York Times "Weekender" spot featuring hoity-toity "readers&... Read more »

Denied! Wyclef Can't Run for President of Haiti

Wyclef Jean, who announced his candidacy for president of Haiti earlier this month , will not be allowed to appear on the Nov. 28 ballot bec... Read more »

Report: Katherine Plans to Divorce Joe Jackson

Katherine Jackson filed for divorce from Joe twice, but they patched things up. Now, after 61 years of marriage, Katherine is planning to sl... Read more »

Photo of Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 3 Cast Revealed, Lisa Wu Hartwell is Noticeably Absent

The bitches from the Real Housewives of Atlanta are coming back. Well, not everyone. As we previously reported, Lisa Wu Hartwell was fired ... Read more »

Facebookers Explain Gravity and Things of That Nature

Wait, what was that sound? Oh, it's our brain. It just exploded. source Read more »

Wherein Having a Big Ass is an Occupational Hazard

Firefighters in London were forced to cut a man from a window yesterday morning. The man, who was trying to break into the home at around 2a... Read more »

WATCH: The Life of a Plastic Bag

A mockumentary, produced by Heal the Bay, which is lobbying to put an end to plastic bags, follows the life of a plastic bag from a grocery ... Read more »

Antwaun Cook: Fantasia Didn't Break Up My Marriage

Antwaun Cook, the man who has been carrying on an "illicit sexual relationship" with Fantasia Barrino while he was still married,... Read more »

Man Claims He Grew a Vagina

Jali Mateyu from Malawi is either delusional, a medical mystery or a whole lot of fun in the bedroom. The 25-year-old who has three wives an... Read more »

FIGHT! Ice Cream is on Fire Today

Mr Softee and a Softy Cream man came to blows over a parking spot in NYC. These queens providing the play-by-play are hilarious, but clutche... Read more »

Man Splashed Off in Woman's Water Bottle

Michael Kevin Lallana, 31, of Santa Ana, Calif. faces up to three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration after it he -- how ... Read more »

Rats the Size of Dogs Could Save Your Life

Researchers in Tanzania have all the right intentions -- breeding giant rats to sniff out whether a person has tuberculosis and hopefully tr... Read more »

Grave Robbers Steal Remains of 9-year-old Girl

Police in Lancaster, Pa. have a real whodunit on their hands. Early last Friday morning, someone went into a cemetery and dug up 9-year-old ... Read more »

Mother Smothered Kids Because She Wanted to Be 'Free'

Shaquan Duley, of South Carolina, has confessed to suffocating her two young boys, strapping them into their car seats and driving the vehic... Read more »

Man Licks Woman's Foot at Bus Stop

James Vine has a serious foot fetish, if you ask us. Last Friday, a woman was sitting at a bus stop near Boston when James approached her, r... Read more »

Judge Frees Homeless Man Facing Life in Prison for Stealing Food

A Los Angeles judge has freed a man convicted of stealing food from a church. The case of Gregory Taylor, 48, who was mentally ill, drug-add... Read more »

Slimm Dumps Vivica Fox by Press Release

We've been reading around town that 46-year-old Vivica "Put that where, back there" Fox was cougaring with a 26-year-old Atlan... Read more »

'Cousin It' Gets Indicted; Howls, Wails Like a Crazy Person

"Cousin It" has maintained that he's not crazy , but when a reporter showed up to his home in Manning, SC to interview him aft... Read more »

Fantasia Meets With Married Boyfriend

Homewrecker Fantasia Barrino, who tried to kill herself after her married boyfriend dumped her after his wife served him with legal papers... Read more »

WATCH: Footage of Steven Slater Sliding Down Emergency Chute Released

After almost a week, security video of flight attendant Steven Slater's dramatic exit from a JetBlue aircraft has been released. The vi... Read more »

Guess What Happens When a Woman Lends Her Credit Card to a Homeless Man

On Monday, Jay Valentine, a homeless man who has been living on the streets in New York City for a few years now since losing his job at a r... Read more »

Pets Are Better Than Kids Because...

We largely agree with this person, but we take issue with #6. We know of cats and dogs who live and fraternize with "drug-using people.... Read more »

Man Attacked by Rats in Dollar Store

A man from Philadelphia has filed a $50,000 lawsuit against a Dollar Tree store after he claims he suffered post-traumatic stress disorder w... Read more »

WATCH: Congressman Goes Batshit Crazy

Babies can be terrors, but have you ever heard about "terror babies"? Apparently, they're babies born to immigrants in the US ... Read more »

Woman Beats Elderly Boyfriend With Trophy

Donna Reed is...well, we want to say she's a gold digger, but that would be too kind. Police say she beat down her 69-year-old boyfriend... Read more »

Woman Tries to Deposit Cocaine into Bank Account

A Wethersfield, Conn. woman was arrested yesterday afternoon after she handed a bank teller an envelope containing cocaine. True story. Acco... Read more »