Do You Think This Guy Has a Donor Card?

Seriously, this is mad. Read more »

FIGHT! Brawl Breaks Out in McDonald's

After last night's World Series game in San Francisco, fans flocked to a nearby McDonald's for some grub, but no one was getting any... Read more »

Couple Caught Having Sex in Pizza Shop

A British couple, so overcome with desire, decided to have sex in a pizza restaurant, in full view of passersby. One of those in the audienc... Read more »

Bishop Eddie Long Loves Sperm

An interesting sermon of How You Doin pastor Eddie Long has surfaced. In the 1990s video, Ms. Long, who's accused of coercing four young... Read more »

The Best iPhone 4 Halloween Costume You'll See Today

John Savio's Halloween costume wasn't put together with spit and cardboard. Oh, no! This battery-powered costume took approximately ... Read more »

Kanye's Hangin' Out with His Dick Out (NSFW)

For weeks, there have been rumors that someone is shopping around nude photos of one Kanye West. Fred and dem over at Mediatakeout got their... Read more »

'They're Smoking Weed!'

KXAS' sports reporter Newy Scruggs was doing a live shot outside the stadium of the San Francisco Giants yesterday, when the smell of so... Read more »

Dionne Warwick: Whitney Houston 'Continues to Pass the Tests of Life With an A+'

Dionne Warwick has penned a memoir, My Life, As I See It , in which she says her cousin and crackhead Whitney Houston, whom she calls "... Read more »

WATCH: Movin' Like Bernie

New dance alert! Called the Bernie, it's based on the 1989 film Weekend at Bernie's and it's so awesome, even white guys can do ... Read more »

The Future is Here

This person is not human, it's a very realistic looking human robot. Read more »

Judge Orders McDonald's to Pay Employee $17,500 For Making Him Fat

A former manager of a McDonald's franchise in Porto Allegre, Brazil, was awarded $17,500 as recompense for gaining 65 lbs. over 12 years... Read more »

WATCH: Everyone's a Hooker (NSFW)

This music video is out of control and...we love it! via Read more »

Eldery Man's Penis is Attacked by Ants While He's in ICU

A 76-year-old man from Fort Myers, Fla. received at least 100 bites from ants on his thigh and groin last week while he was recovering from ... Read more »

Please Stand Clear of...The Crazy Lady Near the Subway Doors

This woman (this is a woman, right?) is either drunk, high, crazy or all three. Heey ! Read more »

Mother Tries (and Fails) to Circumcise Baby at Home

A 3-month-old Portland, Ore. boy was rushed to a hospital in critical condition after his mother attempted to circumcise him at home on Sund... Read more »

Woman Picked Up Her Own Head After She Was Thrown From a Horse

A British woman is lucky to be alive after she broke her neck and was forced to pick up her own head after being thrown from her horse. Thea... Read more »

Mariah Carey's Official Pregnancy Announcement Expected Tomorrow (Update: Yep, She's Pregnant)

Mariah Carey is with child. Everyone knows that, right? Well, that's the word on the skreets . The singer hasn't officially confirme... Read more »

The One Where the Man with the Biggest Mouth in the World Gets His Shine

Francisco Domingo Joaquim of Angola says it's a "dream come true" to be listed in the 2011 Guinness World Records Book for the... Read more »

Raz-B: 'Chris Stokes is a Monster and I Feel Sorry For Marques Houston' + Why He Won't Take Them to Court For Raping Him or See a Shrink

Over the past few weeks, Raz-B has been making the rounds, airing out his former B2K bandmate, Omarion. You probably know the story: Raz-B c... Read more »

WATCH: Baby Catches the Holy Spirit

What's better than a cute baby? A cute dancing baby ? A smart baby . A hairy baby ? How about a cute baby who catches the Holy Spirit? N... Read more »

Man Tattoos 16-inch Penis onto Friend's Back ... Without His Consent!

A 21-year-old Australian man, who's not a professional tattooist, talked his friend into a tattoo while he was visiting his home. The 25... Read more »

We Get it Phaedra, You're a Lawyer, an Equestrian and a Clown

On last night's episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta starring NeNe , Phaedra "I'm A Lawyer" Parks' (PIALP)... Read more »

Two Donkeys in a Bathtub Set off Fireworks

That'll learn 'em. On second thought, it probably won't. Read more »

WATCH: Nurse Turns Off Patient's Ventilator

A British nurse hellbent on killing her patient, has been suspended and under investigation after she was filmed turning off the ventilator ... Read more »

Couple Catches Man Raping Their Dog

We've heard stories of men sexually assaulting farm animals , but nothing like this. Mitchell Marsicano, 55, of Long Island, NY pleaded... Read more »

WATCH: The Eddie Long Stroke

I can'ttttt! Can! Not! Read more »

Giant Penis Rams into Mexico

Meteorologists at KLST in San Angelo, Texas found that the local forecast called for a giant pink weather penis. Mexico should brace itself ... Read more »

Are You a Man? Women Don't Want to Sleep With You? Blame Your Sisters!

Growing up with a large number of female siblings doesn't determine a man's sexuality, but their body language may be seen as less b... Read more »

President Obama Signs an iPad

At a rally on the campus of the University of Washington in Seattle yesterday, President Obama became the first president to put his John Ha... Read more »

Chinese Government Forced 8-months Pregnant Woman to Have an Abortion After Government Officials Dropkicked Her in the Stomach

An eight-months pregnant Chinese woman was dragged from her home and forced to have an abortion because she had broken China’s one-child-per... Read more »

Dad, Is That You?

We can't begin (or attempt) to explain why this man, donning a diaper, committed a caper in this Newark, NJ liquor store. Halloween came... Read more »

WATCH: Black Marriage Negotiations

If you're a black men trying to get out of singledom, then you've probably had this conversation with a sista. [*side-eye*] While mo... Read more »

WATCH: The Best Dance Video of All Time! Of All Time!

This man is dwooin' it!!! Try not to stare at his camel toe, though. With that said, it's time to dance! via Read more »

Man Rapes Man For Eight Hours

Police in Cary, NC are looking for 34-year-old Adrain Shawn Atwater after he raped a man for more than eight hours beginning at 1am yesterda... Read more »

WATCH: Surgeons Remove Dildo From Patient's Ass (Definitely NSFW!)

Ahemmmmmmmmmmm. What do you want us to say besides...ouch!? Sidebar : Let's talk about the lack of professionalism in this ER, though. C... Read more »

You Guys, Please Leave This Kid Alone. (Ditto For Justin Bieber)

We're not fans of Justin Bieber's music. Then again, we're not a 12-year-old boy. Anyway, apparently YouTubers have been posting... Read more »

Dear, Police Officers. What the F*ck is Going on in this Video?!? Signed, Concerned Citizen

I can'tttttt! ___________________________________ [DEAD] BTW: This priest's instructional video isn't safe for work. Well, if y... Read more »

Jimmy McMillan is Governor of the Internet

Last night was gubernatorial debate night in New York. Among the seven candidates vying for governor was a hooker, a confrontational figure ... Read more »

What's That Smell? The Intruder Taking a Dump on the Floor!

Police in Madison, Wisc. say an 18-year-old man brazenly walked into an unlocked apartment in the middle of the night, took off his socks an... Read more »

Newspaper Outs '100 Top Homos,' Calls For Their Hanging

The publishers of a small newspaper in Uganda has published an hit list. The paper ran an article titled "100 Pictures of Uganda's ... Read more »

Your Girlfriend Tries to Stab You to Death. Do You (a) Seek Medical Treatment; (b) Get a Restraining Order, or (c) Go on the Run Together?

Police in York, Penn. have a bizarre case on their hands. They say Tita Maria Perez stabbed her boyfriend, Damion Jones, several times about... Read more »

Court Rules It's OK For Men to Beat Their Wives

In a controversial ruling, the Federal Supreme Court in the United Arab Emirates has ruled that a man can discipline (read: beat) his wife a... Read more »

Rapper Joe Budden is a Deadbeat Dad, Owes $13K in Child Support. Now There's a Warrant Out For His Arrest

Ring the alarm! It appears like Joe Budden will be going back to jail for being a deadbeat dad -- again! A warrant has been issued for the a... Read more »

Airing it Out on C-SPAN

C-SPAN isn't just for racists . It's for contentious lovers, too. Earlier this month, Todd Seavey, Helen Rittelmeyer and others gath... Read more »

Dwyane Wade: I'm a Victim of Domestic Violence, Siohvaughn Attacked Me!

The ongoing spectacle that is Dwyane Wade's custody battle trudges on. The basketball star was in court this afternoon where he testifi... Read more »

Cheating Miner to Jumpoff: 'I'm Going to Take You Straight to Bed'

Did you wonder what trapper miner Yonni Barrios told his jumpoff immediately after he was rescued from the mine 2,300 feet below the earth s... Read more »

Woman Demands Husband's Sperm. But Here's the Thing -- He's Dead!

A New York City woman has petitioned a court asking for permission to extract sperm from her dead husband so she can have the family she say... Read more »

Restaurant Manager Forces Man to Get Naked, Then Beats Him With Metal Pipe for Not Paying Bill

A Dallas pizza shop manager forced a suspected thief to undress, then beat him with a pipe Wednesday night. The unnamed manager told police ... Read more »

TI Begs, Pleads But is Sent Back to Prison For 11 Months For Violating Parole

An angry judge sentenced TI to 11 more months in prison for violating parole. Last September, the rapper committed three violations of his s... Read more »

FIGHT! Dad Tosses Baby at Bus Driver

Disney World is supposed to be the happiest place on Earth. It certainly wasn't on Tuesday night. A tourist man got into a heated argume... Read more »

Another Sex Lawsuit Filed Against Bishop Eddie Long's Church

New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Atlanta has just been slammed with another lawsuit. Tama Colson sued the church for sexual harassment... Read more »

TI: Talking Suicidal Man Off Ledge Was No Publicity Stunt (Update: TI Admits in Court He's a Drug Addict)

Yesterday afternoon in Atlanta, TI talked a suicidal jumper off the roof of a 22-story hotel. The whole thing was staged. The rapper claime... Read more »

Pope: French First Lady Carla Bruni Not Welcome at Vatican

Before his visit to the Vatican earlier this month, Pope Benedict XVI told President Nicolas Sarkozy of France that his wife Carla was not w... Read more »

Do You Take This Woman to Be Your Wife? I Do. Do You Want Fries With That?

We really don't know where to begin, so let just. As of January 2011, you can waltz into any McDonald's restaurant Hong Kong and get... Read more »

IRS to Auction Off Young Buck's Belongings on Oct. 28

The IRS will not stop until it gets their money. After rapper Young Buck, whose real name is David Darnell Brown, filed for bankruptcy in la... Read more »

One in 22 African-Americans Will Get HIV

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released a shocking report today: 1 in 22 blacks will get HIV. Health officials estimate that... Read more »

Woman 'Rips Off' Boyfriend's Balls

If you own a pair of balls, then you shouldn't read this. Now that we have the attention of women and eunuchs, on with the story. Police... Read more »

WATCH: Wild Rush

A Russian traffic cop was about to write a motorist a ticket for a broken headlight, when he found himself in the middle of a wild stampede. Read more »

That is So Fetch! The Plastics of Morehouse Have Balls

Last year Morehouse, the all-male college in Atlanta, enacted a strict dress code policy . No caps, sagging pants, do-rags. Also banned: Dre... Read more »