Friday, July 1, 2011

Week in Review: To Catch a Philanderer

Hello, boys and girls. Have fantastic Fourth of July holiday weekend! We'll be back Tuesday afternoon -- hope you will too!

While we're away, if you have a tip about a story or something we should look into, post or get a chuckle from, please direct it here.

Here are some of the week's lowlights (and some highlights, too).
  1. In an epic turn of events or karma, Chris Hansen -- host of NBC's "To Catch a Predator -- was caught on tape cheating on his wife. No decoys or iced tea were involved in this takedown.
  2. Jamal Parris, who was one of the four men who settled the sexual coercion case with Bishop Eddie Long out of court, is a drug dealer. He was arrested in Miami with 181 grams of weed -- and a gun!
  3. Patti LaBelle countersued an Army cadet -- who claimed she ordered her bodyguards to beat him up -- for "directing profane and racial slurs" at her. *side eye*
  4. A woman killed her baby then took it shopping.
  5. A bus driver kicked a breastfeeding mother off a city bus.
  6. Speaking of breastfeeding, a drunk, school teacher sprayed cops with breast milk.
  7. Speaking of drunkards, a man crashed into a pedestrian then drove three miles with the person's decapitated body in the front passenger seat.
  8. A 2-year-old died after he drank gasoline out of a lawnmower.
  9. Rapper climbed light pole in Times Square and shut it down.
  10. A woman held her boyfriend hostage and tortured him for cheating on her.
  11. Idle hands are the devil's tools -- or this 11-year-old professional thief is just a thief.
  12. A woman drowned in a public pool, but no one noticed the body until two days later -- even though people were using the pool during those two days.
  13. A woman was cited for growing veggies in her yard.
  14. The Wayans Brothers got sued for stealing jokes.
  15. A man raped an unconscious woman on a sidewalk he thought was dead.
  16. Man who sunbathes in a thong on his balcony got a visit from the police.
  17. The donkey of the week is a guy who tried to purchase fake weed with a fake $1 million bill.

But wait! This male cheerleader at China’s Shandong University is letting them have it!

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