White Man Driving Through Black Neighborhood Says He's Victim of Racial Profiling, Sues for $12 Million

Here's something you don't hear every day. A white man has slapped the city of Houston with a $12 million lawsuit claiming his civil... Read more »

Tranny Jailed For Injecting Cement, Fix-a-Flat into Woman's Butt Speaks Out: I'm the Victim, My Life is Ruined

Oneal Ron Morris, the tranny who's charged with operating as an unlicensed doctor after several women came forward claiming she injected... Read more »

Deaf Couple Forced Out of Apartment After Neighbors Complain They're Too Loud

A noisy neighbor is no fun. We get it. If you communicate to that neighbor to quiet down, however, often times they will oblige. But what so... Read more »

Using Wi-Fi on Laptop Kills Sperm: study

Last year, urologists discovered that men sitting with a laptop balanced on his knees can increase the temperature of his genital areas to l... Read more »

WATCH: Dog Shoots Man in Butt, Another Racist British Woman Rants

Robert Cottingham doesn't want to talk about it, but recently a yellow labrador named Piper shot the 46-year-old in the butt with a 12-g... Read more »

Judge Goes HAM on Conrad Murray, Sentences Him to 4 Years in Jail

Former doctor Conrad Murrary, who was convicted of killing pop star Michael Jackson earlier this month , was sentenced to the maximum of fou... Read more »

Sweden Considers Banning Bestiality

We've done our fair share of pointing out sickos who've either lost their virginity to animals , or the gentlemen who've repeate... Read more »

WATCH: Stupid Human Tricks, Road Rage, Bank Tries to Evict 103-year-old Woman

And the donkey -- make that donkeys -- of the day are these two geniuses. Police say Shakir and Kadija Taylor robbed a bank in Forestville, ... Read more »

WATCH: Pumping Party Casualty, Mothers Go Batsh*t Crazy, Brazen Jumpoff

Last week, Miami police in Miami arrested Oneal Ron Morris -- who was rebuilding women's bodies with cement, Fix a Flat, mineral oil the... Read more »

Happy Thanksgiving!

Joy. Happiness. Health. Oh, how could be forget, sweet potato piiieeee-hieeeeeeeee!!!!!! All these and many more are our wishes for you! Sid... Read more »

WATCH: Girl Sues Dad For Child Abuse, Shady Debt Collector, Company Refuses to Hire Until President Obama Leaves Office

Christine Logan, an 18-year-old Utah high school student, has filed 45-page civil lawsuit in US federal court against her father, Dave Logan... Read more »

Man Commits Suicide Hours After Getting Married

This is just sad -- and selfish. A Bronx groom hurled himself into the Harlem River over the weekend — just hours after exchanging marriage ... Read more »

Lady Steals Man's Sperm, Gives Birth to Twins

Fellas, keep an eye on where you leave your sperm, because you could be in the same boat as Joe Pressil. The man from Allegany County, NY sl... Read more »

Woman Tries to Give Husband Away on Craigslist

A Utah woman fed up with her video game-playing husband listed him for sale on Craigslist. Alyse Bradley wrote on the posting: "Easy to... Read more »

WATCH: Courtroom Follies; Woman Loses Friends on Facebook. Quick, Alert the Media!

Last Friday, on the scripted courtroom show "We the People with Gloria Allred" (a show no one watches), was this mess. "Maure... Read more »

Week in Review: Patti Knows Best

Hey, boys and girls. Make it a great weekend. We'll be back Monday; you should, too. ( UPDATE : Absolutely nothing happened over the wee... Read more »

Lady Hires 32-year-old Man Off Craigslist to Babysit Her Kids. Gee, What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

And the donkey of the day is...the Houston woman who hired Steven P. Knox -- a 32-year-old man whom she found on Craigslist -- to babysit he... Read more »