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Friday, March 29, 2013

Man Drives Into Brooklyn Police Precinct, Shoots Himself in the Head

A "distraught" man smashed wanted to go out with a bang. According to authorities, the man drove his car into the parking lot of ... Read more »

Meanwhile, at a Middle School in South Carolina

Last Wednesday, 36-year-old Tyshekka Collier went to pick up her son from Fairforest Middle School in Spartanburg, SC, after he was suspend... Read more »

Granny Jailed For Threatening to 'F--k Up' Son's Bully

A 59-year-old woman from Clayton County, Georgia was arrested this week after she threatened a middle school boy who was bullying her great... Read more »

Judge Admits to Banging Lady in Chambers

A Michigan judge has admitted he had sex with a woman in his chambers while her case was pending in his court. In a 38-page response to the... Read more »

65-year-old Man Claims Nurse in Her 20s Raped Him Inside Hospital

A 65-year-old Philadelphia man is not happy with the treat he received at Temple University Hospital last month, so he filed a police repor... Read more »

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Man's 4-months-Pregnant Ex-Girlfriend Mows Down His 5-months-Pregnant Current Girlfriend

Here's some ratchetness for you. Police in Houston are looking for 26-year-old Shareyll Starre Hunter after she ran over her ex-boyfrie... Read more »

Man Sells Shares of Himself, Lets Shareholders Decide How He Lives His Life

For the last 5 years, Keith Michael Merrill of Portland, Oregon, started selling shares of himself. He set up a private market online w... Read more »

Doctor Kills Patients to Free Up Hospital Beds

A Brazilian doctor charged with killing seven patients at a hospital could be responsible for up to 300 deaths. According to prosecutors, V... Read more »

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Meanwhile, in Redding, California

Earlier this month, a hungry man tried to break into a convenience store in Redding, California by throwing a rock at the front door window... Read more »

Burglar Goes on After-Hours Shopping Spree

Police in Seattle are looking for a man who used a concrete block to smash his way into a grocery store 3:40am last Sunday. Once inside, he... Read more »

Is Kim Kardashian Faking Her Pregnancy While a Surrogate Carries Her Baby?

Reality TV star Kim Kardashian has been accused of faking a marriage and her physique , but a bombshell report in the National Enquirer cl... Read more »

NFLer Amari Spievey, Girlfriend Arrested After Fight Over Child Support

Detroit Lions safety Amari Spievey was arrested in Middletown, Connecticut, on Tuesday after a fight with his girlfriend about child suppor... Read more »

Student Forms White Student Union to Combat 'Black Crime Wave'

Mathew Heimbach insists he's not a racist or future Imperial Wizard BUT he recently formed a hate group. Weird, right? The aspiring Or... Read more »

Dionne Warwick Files For Bankruptcy, Again

Dionne Warwick filed Chapter 7 bankruptcy Thursday, claiming she owes more than $10 million in back taxes and has only $10 left at the end ... Read more »

Kordell Stewart Files For Divorce From Porsha Stewart

After almost two years of marriage, Kordell Stewart is bailing on his wife, Porsha Williams Stewart who's a castmember on the "Rea... Read more »

Lady Facing Judge For Stabbing Her Husband Flips Out

This morning, Blanca Gemma Regalado, 53, appeared before a judge in a Miami courtroom for a bond hearing. She's charged with attempted... Read more »

Friday, March 22, 2013

If This Adorable Little Girl Found Wandering the Streets is Your Child, Police Would Like to Speak With You

Police in Pompano Beach, Florida are looking for the parents of a little girl -- believed to be about 2 years old -- who was found wanderin... Read more »

Couple Jailed For Putting 5-year-old Inside Oven

You, know what? I'm so through. Lavelldo Washington, 34, and Corneisha Wilkerson, 23, of Nashville, Tennessee, are charged with aggrava... Read more »

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Ohio Prosecutor Indicts Punxsutawney Phil For 'Misrepresentation of Early Spring'

This can't be for real, right? Butler County, Ohio prosecuting attorney Michael Gmoser and the State of Ohio has filed an official indi... Read more »

Mother of the Year Beats, Starves, Ties 4-year-old Daughter to Bed For 12 Hours Every Day

Some people are just evil. This ↑↑↑ is one of them. Laketha Moore of Las Vegas was arrested Monday and charged with child abuse after a mai... Read more »

Atlanta Mall Cop Darien Long Gets Fired (Update: He Just Got Arrested!)

Darien Long, the Atlanta mall security guard who has become world-famous for Tasering anyone who crossed his path , will be out of his come ... Read more »

KABOOYOW! KABOOYOW!

Michelle Clark is giving us our life today. After a hail storm swept through Brookshire, Texas, this morning, the NBC affiliate went to see... Read more »

Woman Facing Federal Charges For Stealing Bag of Frozen Meatballs

We swear this story isn't from The Onion. It's real life and it's nutty. Estelle Casimir, 56, of Newburgh, NY, and works as a c... Read more »

Meanwhile, in Florida, Escort Tries to Bite Off Man's Penis

Priscilla Vaughn, a 29-year-old escort (I'm sure they mean pr0stitute , but whatever), is facing attempted murder charges after she tri... Read more »

Janet Hubert Puts on Her Reading Glasses, Reads Wendy Williams For Filth

Chile, you guys know we don't watch Wendy's talk show, so we don't know what led Janet Hubert, the actress who played the Vivia... Read more »

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Man Impregnates 11-year-old Girl

Ohmigod! Deandre Devon Davis-Williams of Houston is charged with sexually abusing and impregnating an 11-year-old girl. According to police... Read more »

Eddie Murphy Declines Arsenio Hall's Request to Appear on His New Talk Show: report

When a person lands their own talk show, he feverishly goes through his contacts, calls everyone hoping to land the biggest name they know ... Read more »

Cedric The Entertainer Hired as New Host of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire'

Comedian and actor Cedric the Entertainer (real name: Cedric Antonio Kyles) will replace Meredith Vieira as host of Who Wants to Be a Milli... Read more »

Man Attacks Roommate With Tree Branch Over Facebook Post, But He May Have Deserved It

Yes, it's yet another story about a person who doesn't know how to act on Facebook . But this beatdown may have be warranted. Edmo... Read more »

Lady Gets into Fight With Her Family, Attempts Vehicular Homicide

It's still unclear as to what sort of familial dispute led Sharoya Jones to drive her car into a crowd of about 20 people (some of them... Read more »

Here's Video of Three Men Attempting to Steal Electronics From Walmart

Earlier this month, three men walked into a Walmart in Stockbridge, Georgia to steal a sound bar and two stereos, but when confronted by a ... Read more »

Man Storms Stage, Interrupts Kansas City Mayor's State of the City Address

Mayor Sly James imma let you finish, but I'm the best mayoral candidate of all time. Ha! During Kansas City Mayor Sly James’ State of... Read more »

Lady Digs Out Woman's Eye Ball

As the saying goes, don't mess with crazy. Police have arrested a woman for digging another woman's eye out of the socket during a... Read more »

Monday, March 18, 2013

77 Rabbits, 4 People Found Living in House of Filth

What's that smell? While making a house call to bring in a lady wanted for failure to appear in court, police in Dunwoody, Georgia, cam... Read more »

Man Jailed For Stealing Hair Dye, Again

Gary Johnson is a klepto who like to keep his gray hair at bay. The 58-year-old from Newington, New Hampshire, was sentenced to 30 days in ... Read more »

Friday, March 15, 2013

Doctor Arrested For Botched Cosmetic Surgeries

If you used a Groupon to get plastic surgery at Advanced MedSpa in Rocklin, California, then you can't be surprised that the discounted... Read more »

Lady Goes to Beauty Supply Store to Buy Hair, Gets Attacked By Store Owner

Last week, Ruth Jones and her two daughters went to Uptown Beauty Supply in Arlington, Texas, to buy hair and beauty products, but all she... Read more »