Lady Files Lawsuit Because Tights Didn't Make Her Orgasm

Speaking of donkeys, a Brooklyn woman is suing a tights manufacturer because she didn't get an orgasm while wearing said tights. Accor... Read more »

Customer Gives Fast Food Worker $10,000 Mink Coat Because She Admired It

A woman named "Nadine" was at the drive-thru window at a Whataburger restaurant in Liberty, Texas, when a fast food worker, whos... Read more »

This Lady Slapped Her Grandmother for Refusing to Accept Her Friend Request on Facebook

Also, in Florida....27-year-old Rachel Anne Hayes of Clearwater, Florida, is facing a felony charge of aggravated battery on an elderly per... Read more »

The Surveillance Cameras at Walmart are Some of the Best in the Business

We were going to give this our usual "Meanwhile, in Florida" header, but after watching this surveillance video of two donkeys f... Read more »

Here's Video of a Pregnant Woman Confronting, Reading Anti-Abortion Activists for Tears

An anti-abortion group has set up camp outside an abortion clinic in London for weeks now. This week, a pregnant woman (who works for an a... Read more »

Black Man Jailed in NYC For Wearing Ring

In the wake of the no indictments in two high-profile killings of black men in America, comes this story of police overreach. A man in New ... Read more »

Here's Video of an NYPD Officer Stealing $1,300 From a Man's Pocket During Stop-and-Frisk

A man from Brooklyn, NY claims a police officer pepper-sprayed him and robbed him of more than $1,300 in cash when he tried to intervene w... Read more »

Meanwhile, in Florida

Desmond Brownlee, 45, of Volusia County, Florida, has been charged with felony battery by strangulation and tampering with a witness after ... Read more »

The One About the Lady Who's Accused of Biting Garbagemen

We have no idea what this story is about -- something about garbage bin removal and horseshoes or something -- but Shirley George of Sacra... Read more »

Meanwhile, in Florida

Monique Dent, 35, of South Daytona, Florida, was arrested and charged with child abuse without great harm last weekend after she repeatedly... Read more »

Apollo Nida Fails to Report to Prison, Chooses to Film Scene For Reality Show Instead

Stunt queen Apollo Nida, who was convicted of fraud this summer, failed to turn himself in to a minimum-security federal prison in Lexingto... Read more »

Unfashionable Crazy Person Offers to Pay Hat-Wearer $100 Per Hour to Shower Her with Compliments

A lady in Brooklyn, NY, who goes by the name Lauren, posted this ad to Craigslist looking for a "shopping partner." Sounds innoce... Read more »

This Lady Robbed 89-year-old Disabled Grandfather at Knifepoint, Hit Him With Tree Branch

Lateefah Williams is something else. The 37-year-old from Chicago's South side robbed her disabled grandfather, hitting him with a tre... Read more »

Mother Disciplines 14-year-old Daughter For Sexting No-Good Boyfriend, Girl Stabs Mom 12 Times

A 14-year-old girl from Warren, Michigan is being charged with attempted murder and, if convicted, could spend the rest of her life for st... Read more »

Joan Rivers is Dead

Sad news, Joan Rangers, the sheriff, commissioner and chief of the Fashion Police has died. She was 81. In statement, her only child Meliss... Read more »

Thieves Break into Woman's Apartment, Steal Everything

It's been a while since we last heard from Andrea Isom -- Detroit's most melodramatic reporter -- so we're glad to see she h... Read more »

Man Stabs Roommate For Being Loud While Having Threesome

Antonio Flores, 42, of San Antonio, Texas, was arrested Tuesday on a charge of burglary with intent to commit felony force stemming fo... Read more »

Meanwhile, in Florida

video platform video management video solutions video player James Myles, 25, of Miami, Florida, is facing one charge of kidnapping a... Read more »

Couples Who Smoke Weed Together, Stay Together: study

Grants are given to almost anyone to study anything , so we aren't surprised by this study by researchers at the University of Buffalo ... Read more »

Accused Child Molester Sues Judge Who Banned Him From Attending Church

A Texas man who is awaiting trial for sexually assaulting a minor was ordered to stay away from church, where he just happens to serve as a... Read more »

Doctors Remove 36-year-old Baby Skeleton From Woman's Womb

An Indian woman seeking medical attention for chronic stomach pain discovered her discomfort was caused by a 36-year-old baby skeleton lodg... Read more »

Talib Kweli Challenges Don Lemon Over CNN's Coverage of Ferguson Protests

Imma let you finish, but.... Rapper, activist (raptivist?) Talib Kweli is in Ferguson, Missouri to protest the killing of Michael Brown, ... Read more »

Man Who Burglarized 'America's Largest Closet' Claims Everything He Stole is Fake

video platform video management video solutions video player A man who planned the perfect robbery is pissed that all the items he st... Read more »

Mob Raids Ebola Clinic, Steals Infected Bedding, Patients Flee

Here's something that blew our mind: An angry mob raided an Ebola treatment clinic in Monrovia, Liberia over the weekend and stole med... Read more »

Meanwhile, in Florida

Aside from the cheap wig atop it, there's something even more f***ed up with this lady's head. This is a lady, right? An Orlando w... Read more »

The One About the Lady Who Tried to Rip Off Husband's Penis After He Asked For a Divorce

Rebecca White of Albuquerque, New Mexico, was arrested last weekend and charged with aggravated assault and child abuse after she attacked ... Read more »

Donut Shop Bans 4-year-old Boy Who Asked Customer If She's Pregnant

Justin Otero, like other 4 year old kids, asks a lot of questions. Recently, Justin his mother, Rebecca, went to the Doughnut Inn in Monro... Read more »

Meanwhile, in Florida

People are outraged after a Florida couple was caught having sex on a public beach Sunday afternoon in front of dozens of people including... Read more »

Waffle House Cook Shoots, Kills Customer Who Complained His Food Was Taking Too Long

A Waffle House -- where they charge customers for armed security guards and is overrun by live cockroaches -- short order cook was arres... Read more »

Meanwhile, in Florida

A woman tried to leave a Publix supermarket in DeLand, Florida with stolen lobster tails stuffed in her pants but was caught, police said.... Read more »

Party Girl in Life Gets Befitting Funeral

A 53-year-old New Orleans woman was memorialized with a “last party” at her funeral this week, complete with beer, menthol cigarettes and ... Read more »

Meanwhile, in Atlanta

An elderly man was thrown off a MARTA train in Atlanta last Saturday and it was captured on tape. Of course. According to the person behi... Read more »

Rapper, Actor Jamal 'Gravy' Woolard Jailed For Assaulting Wife, Again

Jamal Woolard (aka Gravy) who played Notorious BIG in the 2009 biopic Notorious , was arrested Gwinnett County, Georgia on Saturday for dom... Read more »

Meanwhile, in Hong Kong

A man takes his bird for a walk. Read more »

Lady Jailed For Telling Passenger She Kills White People Says She's Innocent Because She's Down With the Swirl

Let's talk about Lashonda Williams' ferocious fashion sense. OK, let's not. Last Sunday, she was on a United Airlines f... Read more »

Meanwhile, in Florida, $26,000 Stolen From Man's Shoe

A gentleman in Florida is probably kicking himself in the head with his Timberlands after he lost his life savings. When a burglar stole $... Read more »

Jury Awards $105K to Black Woman Falsely Accused of Shoplifting, Arrested at H&M

A 59-year-old grandmother was awarded more than $100,000 after a jury found her falsely arrested for shoplifting at the H&M clothing s... Read more »

Children Electrocuted While Swimming in Pool

video platform video management video solutions video player Last month, a frightening scene unfolded in Hialeah, Florida when three c... Read more »

Here's Video of President Obama Being Awesome

Yesterday, President Barack Obama decided to take a walk through a grassy area on the National Mall (he was on his way to the Interior Dep... Read more »

If You Mistakenly Shipped 500 Pounds of Weed to an Auto Repair Shop in Charlotte, Police Would Like to Have a Talk With You

A Charlotte auto parts store owner called police after he almost 500 pounds of marijuana was delivered to them by accident. Miguel... Read more »

Meanwhile, in NYC

You gotta love this guy and his joie de vivre is contagious. Altogether now: Love is the answer, stop buying stuff! Read more »

Naked Man Jumps Through Sunroof of Moving Car, Attacks Driver

Here's something crazy that didn't happen in Florida . A man, who was clearly on some sort or intoxicant, jumped through the sunro... Read more »

Here's Video of an EMT Queening Out to Rihanna While Behind the Wheel

This happens to us every time we hear Pour It Up on the radio, too. Thankfully there are no cameras around to record it. Read more »

34-year-old High School Student Jailed

Administrators at New Life Christian School in Longview, Texas need their eyes checked. They couldn't tell a 34-year-old* woman was no... Read more »

Hello, 911? Come Quick! Subway 'Gave Me Marinara Sauce Instead of Pizza Sauce'

This lady -- 37-year-old Belvalante Michette Hall of Gastonia, North Carolina -- facing charges after she called 911 to complain about her ... Read more »

Meanwhile, in Florida, Lady Has Neighbor's Home Demolished Because She Hates Her

video platform video management video solutions video player Moreta Folch, a 62-year-old woman from St. Johns County, Florida, was arr... Read more »

Jay Z Has 99 Problems and Solange is One

Baby, this is some drama. The folks over at TMZ obtained this ↑↑↑ epic elevator footage of Solange attacking her brother-in-law, Jay Z, i... Read more »

House Explodes on Live TV After Officer Shot

A house in Brentwood, NH, where a police officer was shot and wounded, Monday exploded on live TV. According to reports, a fire was seen c... Read more »