Uh-Oh, It Looks Like Another Sports Star is Having an Affair and the Ish is About to Hit the Fan

Reggie Wayne, the Indianapolis Colts' wide receiver, claims his debit card was stolen and someone racked up almost $100,000 in unauthorized charges. He reported the alleged crime and 15 -- count 'em 15! -- FBI agents swooped down on Natasha McKenzie's home, kicked in her door and carted off a ton of evidence.

But wait! There's more!

You see, Natasha, 26, says she is Reggie's "long-term" jumpoff and he gave her permission to use his debit card -- and used it she did.

According to Fox59 News, Nastasha used the card to pay her telephone, insurance and cable bills. She used it buy groceries. She used it to pay for her children's daycare and she charged thousands of dollars in college tuition. Plus, she bought airline and cruise tickets and paid for hotel rooms -- which Reggie should remember, because he accompanied her on those trips and slept in those hotel rooms with her while they were carrying on their affair.

"Reggie knew what was going on. I sent Reggie plenty of thank you messages. He knew everything that was going on. There was nothing fraud about it," Natasha told the TV station. "I had permission to buy whatever I bought. Reggie gave me all of his credit card information I still have a record of everything he gave me....If it was stolen, everything wouldn't have come to my house. If I had something to hide, I wouldn't had stuff coming to my house. I wouldn't have stuff going to my account. I would have hid it I would have hid it somewhere else. I never did that."

So, why is the 31-year-old star football player filing a potentially false police report and pretending he doesn't know Natasha? Natasha believe it's because Reggie's wife found out about the affair.

And, according to Natasha's attorney, the truth is on their side.

"We have evidence. There's text messages and photos and of course 'she' doesn't want to release those at this time," the attorney said.

Developing...



source

WTF! Woman Stomps on Her Baby

This horrifying scene happened in China. After a high school student accused a woman of stealing a cell phone, the woman threw her (own) baby onto the ground then proceeded to stomp on it while shouting in protest. What. The. Eff? The baby was uninjured, but the mother was carted off the jail. (Then again, the Chinese media is probably playing a trick on us, because this "baby" could be a doll. From the pictures, it looks like one at least. But if it isn't, this mother needs to spend some serious time in a rubber room.)




source

WATCH: The Jesse James Nightline Interview In 20 Seconds

So, Jesse James gave his big sit-down interview to Nightline this week where he bawled his eyes out and blamed his father's physical and mental abuse as a child for his cheating on Sandra Bullock. (What?! His father, by the way, denies it.) In case you missed it, the folks over at Best Week Ever have edited the interview down to the only 20 seconds that matter. Please do enjoy.

Cops Mistake Actual Weed For Marijuana

Police officers in Corpus Christi, Texas spent an hour last Thursday pulling up and tagging hundreds of plants they suspected to the marijuana, but when they got the cache back to the station and ran some tests it was revealed that the 400 or so plants they had in their possession wasn't marijuana, but actual weed. Well, horse mint to be exact and it looks nothing like marijuana. Just sayin'. So, if you don't want to spend the time or money it takes to rid your lawn or garden of weed, you know who to call and have it done for free.

Siohvaughn Wade is Losing It

Siohvaughn Wade appeared in a Chicago court this morning -- one of her many visits in her drawn out divorce battle with NBA baller Dwyane Wade -- but bolted when the judge asked her to sign documents.

According to NBCChicago:

Siohvaughn Wade left the courthouse Friday morning without signing documents the judge asked her to sign, including an order spelling out the visitation schedule and future court dates. Her attorney, Marsha Fisher, scrambled frantically after Mrs. Wade and tried to get her back in the courtroom. Mrs. Wade apparently didn't like what the judge had to say. Judge Marya Nega told Mrs. Wade that the custody trial would start July 19 -- whether she has an attorney or not...."If you don't have an attorney that is ready, willing, and able to represent you, then you're Perry Mason; you're going to be representing yourself," said Nega.

How could could forget: Marsha is requesting to quit the case. (That request was granted this morning.) Dwyane, who was also at the hearing this morning, said he was pleased with the way things went and is looking forward to spending the summer with his two sons, Zaire, 8, and Zion, 3. (The judge agreed to allow Dwyane and Siohvaughn to split custody over two-week intervals this summer.)

The custody trial - which is separate from the trial to determine dissolution of marriage - had been set to get under way June 7, but the judge granted Siohvaughn her final postponment after agreeing to allow Marsha to quit. The judge also denied Dwyane's request to have Siohvaughn undergo a mental evaluation. So we will never know if she's crazy-crazy or just crazy.




source

WATCH: Woman Catches Herself on Fire

 
This video wasn't intended to be as funny as it is -- or is it? When Haleigh Boland, 26, of Mountainboro, Alabama got her car repossessed she thought it was a bright idea to torch the repo man's car. In the middle of the night, she and her 50-year-old father, Benny Gene Boland, drove to the repo man's home, poured gasoline on his car then lit it on fire and, as a result, Haleigh lit herself on fire, too. Although she suffered first and second degree burns on her upper body, she'll be OK. (See, she's alive.) She and her father were charged with first degree criminal mischief.

Condom Thief Tasered

Krystal Bernette Deveaux might be a big girl, but she's fast. According to police, the 22-year-old stuffed two boxes of Trojan condoms (in addition to several tank tops and shirts) in her purse at a Walmart in St. Lucie West, Fla. a little after midnite Wednesday.

When a police officer asked her to stop and surrender, bish was like what? then kept it moving. Then she ran. After a 60-yard foot chase, the cop pulled out his Taser gun and Tased her ass and down she went.

What, pray tell, was the officer's reasons for Tasing the 300-pound klepto?

"Due to the female's large stature, fast speed, and active resistance to my numerous attempts to stop her, along with the fact that I did not have back-up for the theft arrest, I determined that I would utilize my Taser to stop the actively resistant suspect," the officer wrote in his report. "Considering the safety of the suspect, the vehicles and patrons traveling in the parking lot, as well as my own safety in the event the large suspect would escalate to fighting, I determined that Taser utilization would be the safest and most effective manner to stop the suspect safely."

We can't! But we do want to know, however: How fat was this police officer?

Krystal, by the way, was charged with retail theft and resisting an officer.

source

BREAKING: Gary Coleman is Dead

Gary Coleman, star of the 1970s sitcom "Diff'rent Strokes" whose later career was marred by medical and legal problems, has died after suffering an intercranial hemorrhage, the AP reports. He was 42.

Utah Valley Regional Medical Center spokeswoman Janet Frank says life support was terminated and Gary died at 12:05 p.m. MDT.

He suffered the brain hemorrhage Wednesday at his Santaquin home, 55 miles south of Salt Lake City. Yesterday, Gary's family issued statement saying he was conscious and lucid until midday Thursday, when his condition worsened and he slipped into unconsciousness; He was then placed on life support and did not undergo any surgery because of his condition.

Gary shot to fame as a 10-year-old when she starred on the NBC sitcom "Diff'rent Strokes" and the catchphrase, "Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?", cemented his stardom. And in 2003 he ran for governor of California. (He came in in eighth place with 12,488 votes, or 0.2 percent.)

In 1989, when Coleman was 21, his mother filed a court request trying to gain control of her son's $6 million fortune, saying he was incapable of handling his affairs. He said the move "obviously stems from her frustration at not being able to control my life." In a 1993 television interview, he said he had twice tried to kill himself by overdosing on pills. He moved to Utah in fall 2005, and according to a tally in early 2010, officers were called to assist or intervene with Coleman more than 20 times in the following years. They included a call where Coleman said he had taken dozens of Oxycontin pills and "wanted to die." Some of the disputes involved his wife, Shannon Price, whom he met on the set of the 2006 comedy "Church Ball" and married in 2007. In September 2008, a dustup with a fan at a Utah bowling alley led Coleman to plead no contest to disorderly conduct. The fan also sued him, claiming the actor punched him and ran into him with his truck. Coleman was born Feb. 8, 1968, in Zion, Ill., near Chicago. His mother told Ebony his kidney disease was diagnosed when he was 2. He underwent his first transplant at age 5.

Update: Gary's widow, Shannon Price, issued a statement: "We are very grateful for all the wonderful support everyone has been extending to Gary's family. Thousands of emails have poured in to the hospital. This has been so comforting to the family to know how beloved he still is."

Update 2: Oh, snap. Maybe she killed him. Not only was Shannon the one to pull the plug on Gary, she may have been the responsible for the "accident" which led to his hospitalization and subsequent death. Well, that's speculation. Shannon remains mum as to the events which led to Gary's "accident."

Gary's mother, Sue, tells People magazine:
"We're not pointing fingers at anyone, but we need to know exactly what happened" says Sue, a longtime nurse who lives with her husband, Willie, 71, a retired forklift driver, in suburban Illinois. "We're not angry. We're just concerned. Did our son fall down the stairs? Did he fall in the bathtub? We need to have some closure on our son's life.....We respect the relationship our son had with Shannon. When we found out he got married, we thought, 'Well, at least he has someone in his life who he cares about and who cares about him.' We were happy about that. But it's frustrating that we haven't heard from the Price family. But it's possible they didn't even know we existed. Gary may have told her that he didn't have any family."

Gary and his parents became estranged after he sued them (along with his business manager) in 1989 for allegedly stealing $6 million.

BTW: Cops are not currently treating this as a homicide, saying "there was absolutely nothing suspicious about [Coleman's] death. There is no [criminal] investigation going on."

Update 3: Gary divorced Shannon in August of 2008. According to ET, Gary initiated the divorce proceedings and paid for it himself. Shannon was not awarded alimony or anything for that matter


Update 4: The 911 call was released. Shannon told the dispatchers Gary fainted/fell when he got home from dialysis. "I heard this big bang and I went downstairs. There's blood everywhere," she said. She also refused to help him as he laid dying on the floor.



Update 5: Gary's parents have hired an attorney and are heading to Utah. They're also are seeking custody of his body and want it returned to Illinois.

Update 6: Gary's will was discovered and his parents have decided they will drop all legal challenges. The will was drafted in 1999, long before he met Shannon. The will names Dion Mial, a friend and former manager, as executor. The will doesn't list anything for his parents or ex-wife, Shannon.





source | source 2 | source 3

Matt Lauer's Alleged Jumpoff Used to Be a Man

When the National Enquirer broke the news a few weeks ago that Today show co-host Matt Lauer walked out on his wife of 12 years, Annette, and was jumping off with two women, including Whitney Houston's cousin (more on that later) named Alexis Houston (pictured), we were like whateves!

Well. Well. Well.

The New York Post has delved into Alexis' past, pulled out a flashlight and found that she used to be a he and he used to call himself Wellington Houston. (Which reminds us: Remember when Wendy was looking for a name with more stature and was flirting with the idea of Wendy Wellington? Them were the days!)

Alexis Houston — the singer who held a press conference last week to announce she never had sex with “Today” show host Matt Lauer — had some interesting yesterdays. She used to be a man who called himself Wellington Houston.

Whitney Houston sued Wellington (whose original name was Stuart) in 1996 because he was claiming to be her cousin. Whitney alleged that Wellington used the false relationship to defraud an elderly New York doctor of $100,000 using credit cards and forged checks, the AP reported at the time.

Wellington resurfaced in 2001 with a demo CD titled “All’s Well.” The Daily Record in Glasgow, Scotland, gushed: “Whitney Houston’s pop crown is under threat — from her own cousin. Wellington Houston, 23, is being hailed as the next big thing in the US. But although Whitney sings on his demo CD, Wellington doesn’t want to cash in on his famous family. He said, ‘All I want from my family are good wishes.’”

According to one source who has known the singer for years, Wellington had sex-change surgery three years ago after a man fell in love with the cross-dressing singer and paid for the operation.

“She told me they got married in Niagara Falls,” said our source, “but they have since separated.”

Alexis’ Web site said she started singing in the choir at the New Hope Baptist Church in Newark when she was 6.

The scurrilous Web site Hollyscoop.com claimed May 13 that Lauer had an affair with Alexis after meeting her on the “Today” show set in 2007.

Last Friday, Alexis held a press conference outside Michael’s on West 55th Street with headline-hogging lawyer Gloria Allred. Speaking with a Madonna-like British accent, Alexis said, “I feel that my privacy and personal space has been invaded.”

Neither Alexis nor Allred would comment yesterday. Michael J. Griffith, a lawyer Alexis has known for years, also refused to comment on Alexis’ past.

Drama! How You Doin' Stuart/Wellingtion/Alexis! Wait, we just got an idea: We're gonna start calling ourselves Stuart Wellington Alexis Houston II. Summon the British dialect coach at once!



Update: The Enquirer is reporting in its current edition that Matt's first wife, Nancy, is a writing a juicy, scandalous tell-all and she confirms that Matt was a cheater.



source

Serena's Severe Jealously Blamed for Breakup With Common

Earlier this week it was reported that tennis phenom and "fashion" "designer" Serena Wiliams broke up with rapper/actor Common after two years of dating.

But, leave it to Bill Zwecker to get to the tea.

According to two of Common's Hollywood associates, Williams was threatened by any attractive woman with whom her beau came in contact -- including a lot of great-looking female publicists, agents, studio executives or folks working in the music business. Always the gentleman, Common is telling friends that the split came about due to the couple growing apart -- challenged by busy careers that made it hard to maintain their relationship.

It's important to note that there has been no evidence of Common straying, he was just tired of constantly defending himself to Serena.


source

Taking it to the Head, For Real

There's a not-so-new -- but completely foreign to us -- trend which the youngins are following to get drunk...and it's completely and utterly insane!

'Vodka eyeballing', as it is known in student circles, is the latest drinking craze to sweep through Britain's universities. Those who do it claim that it induces feelings of drunkenness at break-neck speeds, providing an instant high....'Vodka eyeballing' is believed to have emerged as a dangerous trend in the U.S., where it is a popular nightclub trick performed by waitresses for tips in resorts such as Las Vegas. Critics have also blamed the 2000 film Kevin And Perry Go Large, starring Harry Enfield as 'Kevin the Teenager', for encouraging the practice. In the film, actor Rhys Ifans plays a character called DJ Eyeball Paul, who performs the stunt in nightclubs. While medical experts say it is still a relatively new phenomenon, a quick glance at the internet reveals how rife it has become among young drinkers in Britain. The website YouTube, for example, features more than 800 clips of young men and women pouring vodka into their eyes - usually in their own homes. And these are just the ones stupid enough to film themselves and post their clips online.

A doctor says vodka in the eye would create inflammation and thrombosis - clotting of the blood vessels - such that very little alcohol would be absorbed. Unlike the stomach, the eye does not have a gastro-intestinal lining to protect it and aid absorption. And yes, you will probably lose your eye sight.






source

Siohvaughn Wade's Ninth Divorce Lawyer Quits

Poor Siohvaughn Wade. Everyone appears to be leaving her.

According to the folks over at TMZ, Marsha Fisher, who was representing Siohvaughn in her ongoing -- and nutty -- divorce battle against NBA baller Dwyane Wade, has filed an "emergency motion" requesting permission to quit the case. Marsha cited "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for the, er, divorce.

This comes weeks after Siohvaughn was arrested for failing to show up to court, ignored a slew of court orders and, oh how could we forget, after suing Dwayne's current girlfriend for emotional distress.

Siohvaughn, who, according to Dwayne, may have serious psychological issues, has had eight other divorce lawyers since the divorce proceedings began in 2007.

All but one of these lawyers (Dorene Marcus, Burton Hochberg, Michael Berger, David Stein, John Rokacz, Rosaire Nottage, Andrew Leinoff, and Michael Bruck) quit on her.

Where the hell is that cuckoo sound effect when we need it.



source

This Man's Just Walking His Dog, Please Stop Calling the Cops on Him

Donald Kessler, 70, of Lakeland, Fla. has bad knees, but his 4-year-old dachshund and Italian greyhound mix, Nova, needs to be walked. So, Donald utilizes an unorthodox method of walking Nova, who is overweight and needs to shed 10 pounds. His unique "walking" method has caught the attention of police and neighbors alike. (He's been stopped by several police officers after passersby called police.) The police have determined Donald is not breaking any laws and Nova isn't mistreated. Therefore, they're tired of taking peoples calls about the whole situation. So, unless you're willing to walk Nova, look down!

source

Woman Forced 8-year-old Son to Live Alone in Church...With Nothing But a Bucket to Piss In

An 8-year-old Cleveland, Texas boy says his mother forced him to live in a church alone -- with nothing but a roll of toilet paper and a paint can to use as a toilet. He also said his mother refused to speak to him and when he was found, he weighed just 45 pounds. The mom, 28-year-old Patricia McHaney -- who has three kids with three different men -- told police she put her son in the church to punish him for being "mean to his brother" and for not doing his homework. BTW: 11 News reports that child protective services investigated Patricia four times since 2001 and the agency they found nothing out of the ordinary.

source

You Guys, Liza Minnelli is a 'Fashion' 'Designer' Now

On Monday night the legendary Liza Minnelli showed up at the Sex and the City 2 premiere wearing this get up. Well, actually, we don't what it is, but everyone seems to agree that it's positively ghastly. Now, a few days later comes this news: Liza will be debuting The Liza Collection, a line of clothing and jewelry -- including sequined garments -- "inspired by her own wardrobe" (gasp!) on HSN on June 30.

"My life has provided me the ability to amass a wonderful wardrobe designed by fashion's brightest stars," Liza says. "I am excited to work with HSN in launching The Liza Collection and to have the opportunity to share my favourite looks with millions of women who want to look fabulous and feel their very best."

At first we didn't understand where Jeff lewis was coming from, but now we do.

BTW: Have you heard Liza singing Beyoncè's "Single Ladies"? It's a treat.


Sidebar: Liza blamed Michael Jackson for allowing her to marry David Gest, whom she calls an idiot. After the lavish 2002 wedding, Liza confronted Michael, who served as best man.

"I grabbed him when I saw him when I got out of there. And I said, 'Why did you let me marry this idiot?' He said, 'I thought you liked him! You look so happy. Your dress was so beautiful. I don't know. Let me go!' And I said, 'Michael, how could you.' He said, 'It's over, relax.' Then we looked at each other and we started to laugh, we really started to laugh."

After 16 months, Liza divorced David.





source

Blind Item: This Reality TV Judge is Racist

Could it be this person is just ticked they didn’t win? Could be, but let us judge for ourselves. This ex contestant (you will never get it) of a top-ranked non-cable reality show spilled that one of the show’s judges hates white people. The judge makes no effort to talk to anyone who is white and will go out of their way to not talk to white people. During the taping of the show, the cameras would have to roll for a very, very long time to ever hear anything positive about a white contestant from this judge. Most of the time it would take a prompt from a producer to get the judge to say anything remotely positive about the white contestants.


.... Wait, is racism in vogue? We said too much.


source

Quick! Someone Give This Woman Another Drink!

__________________or at least a helping hand.

Head Toward The Light!

We cannnnnnnnnnn't!!! Drunk Russians sure know how to have a good time.

Man Burns Down House Because Wife Didn't Prepare Dinner

A man from Sissonville, W. Va. has been charged with arson after he burned his home down to the ground because his wife didn't have Sunday dinner ready. Guy Edward Jones, 60, came home drunk and became angry when he found out his wife didn't have his dinner ready on the table. His wife, Beverly Helen Jones, told police Guy started throwing things and told her to get out or he would kill her because he was going to burn the house down. Which he did. Now she's going to divorce his ass.

Is There a Plot to Eradicate the Black Race?

 
Dr. Alveda King, who is the niece of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, thinks so. She tells Newschannel 3 the "man" is using abortion as a weapon in a conspiracy to kill African Americans before they're even born. Another woman, however, thinks it's environmental pollution that's killing off the black race. What?!

Kids Say the Darndest Things

This little boy can't pronounce "chocolate" correctly to save his life, which ultimately means another epic YouTube viral video. (BTW: This may be NSFW.)

Company Creates 'Gringo' Masks for Illegal Immigrants

When If Arizona's new discriminatory immigration law takes effect, illegal immigrants (read: Mexicans) may not need to stay indoors or run for the border. Instead, they can blend in.

A Miami-based Hispanic advertising agency has created a free solution -- a "Gringo" mask. You go to their Web site, print it out, slap some elastic around it and bingo -- a new face and a new immigration status!

"When we first heard of the law in Arizona and the effects it could have in terms of racial profiling, we discussed at the agency what we could do about it, since we have access to media," Michelle Zubizarreta, the agency's co-owner told the Sun Sentinel. "How can we address the issue, but do so in a creative way while at the same time delivering a message? What caught our attention was the absurdity of this law, and the notion that we all must look a certain way. Once we talked about it, my creative team came back with the idea of the mask and the website [which went live on April 30. Twitter, Facebook and YouTube are also being used to spread the word]. Basically, this is all a satire of what is happening in Arizona."


Update: The agency pulled the masks and replaced the site with a statement saying the GringoMask project "has achieved its primary objective to raise awareness of the potential for racial profiling by enforcement of Arizona SB 1070." Adding: "We chose this mask because of its light-hearted nature and tongue-in-cheek approach, much in the same vein as Jeff Foxworthy's shtick 'You Might be a Redneck' or Carlos Mencia's 'beaner' jokes. However, we in no way meant to offend anyone....We understand from your responses that some people might equate the word 'Gringo' with an ethnic slur. We do not. It is simply a slang term used to describe Caucasians, and we don't assign any negative connotations to it."


source

Clown Charged With Knowingly Spreading HIV

OK, so he's not a clown, but he's a circus performer -- an acrobat. Godfrey Zaburoni (pictured) was charged in Australia yesterday with causing grievous bodily harm after a woman he was sleeping with tested positive for HIV. She had a sneaking suspicion it was Godfrey who passed the virus that causes AIDS on to her, so she went to the cops. When authorities swooped in and questioned him, he gave them a list of 12 names of women with whom he had sex. You see, Godfrey has been HIV-positive since 1997 and he forgot to tell his jumpoffs. The health department believes more women could have been infected.


He's a video of him competing on the Australia's Got Talent.




Yesterday we also read this alarming story of a man who spat blood onto EMT workers who were trying to save his life after he suffered injuries from a fire. The man, 46-year old Daniel Paul Hedge of Tulsa, Okla., became belligerent and spat on three EMT workers and a firefighter. He told them he is HIV positive and has Hepatitis C. He was was charged with four counts of spreading infectious disease and knowingly engaging to transfer HIV. BTW: Here's his lovely mugshot.


source

Right Now, There's a War Going on in Jamaica

The Jamaican government's efforts to capture drug kingpin Christopher "Dudus" Coke (pictured) have been met with resistance and, as a result, at least 30 people have died.

Coke has built a loyal following in Tivoli Gardens, the poor West Kingston slum that is his stronghold. U.S. authorities say he has been trafficking cocaine to the streets of New York City since the mid-1990s, allegedly hiring island women to hide the drugs on themselves on flights to the United States.

Called "president" and "shortman" by his supporters, Coke does not wear flashy clothes or hold court at Kingston nightclubs like other powerful gang bosses. The few published photographs of the 5-foot-4-inch Jamaican the U.S. Justice Department calls one of the world's most dangerous drug lords show an unassuming man with a pot belly.

On Tuesday, masked gunmen in West Kingston vanished down side streets barricaded with barbed wire and junked cars. The sound of gunfire echoed across the slums on Jamaica's south coast, far from the tourist meccas of the north shore.

The son of an alleged gangster, the 41-year-old Coke has strong ties to the governing Jamaica Labor Party, which has counted on gunmen inside his Tivoli Gardens slum to intimidate election rivals. By exposing the ties between gangs and politicians, some hope the explosion of violence will put Jamaica on a path to reform.

Members of Coke's Shower Posse and affiliated gangs began barricading his stronghold last week following an announcement by Prime Minister Bruce Golding that he would approve Coke's extradition on drug- and gun-running. Golding, who represents Tivoli Gardens, had stonewalled the U.S. request for nine months.

Along the pitted and trash-strewn streets of West Kingston, residents say Coke is feared for his strong-arm tactics, but also is known for helping out slum dwellers with grocery bills, jobs and school fees.

He reportedly owns a company called Presidential Click that throws wild street parties in Tivoli Gardens each week and handles public works contracts in West Kingston's slums, where flatbed trucks have brought in huge stockpiles of construction materials to build in barricades against the police.

His influence extends well beyond the capital. Police say gunmen from gangs that operate under the umbrella of his Shower Posse elsewhere on the island have been flocking to his defense. Federal prosecutors in the southern district of New York say drug traffickers in the U.S. also routinely sent him gifts including clothes, accessories and car parts in recognition of his influence over the American cocaine trade.

"Mr. Coke is a strongman whose tentacles spread far and wide," said the Rev. Renard White, a leader of a Justice Ministry peace initiative that works in Jamaica's troubled communities. "He has great wealth, benefited from government contracts, and owned businesses doing imports, exports, construction. He has all of these things - and everyone knows it."

While the fighting hasn't spread to the areas frequented by tourists, the United States and several other countries have issued travel alert warnings and local people were urged to move out of the roughest Kingston neighborhoods.


source

Alicia Keys: I Once Burned Down My Dressing Room

"I once burned down my dressing room," Alicia Keys, who is pregnant with Swizz Beatz' baby (Addendum: And engaged to Swizz Beatz), tells Live magazine. "My biggest fear is fire but I love candles and incense. One day on tour we had left the dressing room and when we came back, one of the candles had set light to a piece of make-up paper and it just lit up the room. Needless to say, I let out a pretty big scream."


source

Orgy at Juvenile Detention Leaves Everyone Scratching ... Their Heads

If you're a teenage gang banger or murderer doing your time at Goshen Secure Center, a juvenile detention center/prison in upstate New York, you have perks. For instance, your incentive for good behavior is a party; You create the guest list and stick taxpayers with the bill!

So, last December a security officer at the Center was ordered to fetch two girls from a street corner in Albany, NY (two hours away) and bring them to the boarding school prison as the convicted felons' guests of honor. But, what the prison and guards didn't know is that one of the girls was 15 years old and the other was a prostitute, who was the inmates paid $100 for her "services."

And by "services" we mean she was hired to have sex with the boys.

"There was a girl getting her pants pulled down and getting ready to be penetrated from the rear," said Antonio Collado Jr., 58, a security officer at the facility for offenders under 19. "I saw her red g-string panties almost being pulled off. The person in the control room who was controlling the security camera said this had occurred after the resident had already received oral sex. And this girl was a minor." He said the dance was abruptly cancelled once the officer monitoring the cameras raised the alarm. Collado was among the guards called to the scene.

Three agencies are investigating and heads are gonna roll. (If the officers are correct, heads were already rolling -- if you know what we mean, and we think you do.)



source

Halloween Came Really Early This Year

Watch this video of a queen lip syncing to Whitney only if you have health insurance, because you will need to schedule visit a mental health professional afterward. We're not taking any chances; we're hiding under the desk until this nightmare ends.

Woman Loses Breast After Spider Bite

A woman from Georgia (as in the state) is surprised she was bit by a brown recluse spideer, even though her house was "built on a spider hill" and the creatures were crawling all over the place in plain sight. A few weeks ago, one of those critters bit her and, as a result, left her in a coma for 11 days; her left breast had to be removed due to the infection.

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, NO!

We love us some Liza Minnelli -- she's a living legend -- but Liza doing Beyoncè should never happen. This mess is supposedly very real and appears on the Sex and the City 2 soundtrack. Burn all those CDs with fire. Now!

Atheist Says Co-Workers Doused Her With Holy Water

Two Florida high school teachers are under investigation after another teacher says the two women doused her with "holy water" because she's an atheist.


source

Poor Will.I.Am, Women Only Saw Him as a Friend, Never as a Boyfriend

I'm not a gold digger, I'm a boob digger. I like boobs. But I was always the homie, the friend, rather than the lover. I'd have a crush on a girl and she'd say, 'I don't know, Will, I see you as my brother.' I become a cuddler and a spooner. I'm a conversationalist. I just like to talk - to have random conversations about odd things, like dance music and jogging. If you don't talk about a girl's interests, then forget it. Soon I want to settle down and have lots of girl babies, because I don't want to add to the destruction of the planet. It's a man's world and I think it's gonna be a female that changes it all."

-- Will.I.Am on women -- or something.


source

Tiger Woods' Soon-To-Be-Ex-Wife Wants $750M!!!

Elin Nordegren is no dummy. In fact, we read this week that she's back in college. But who needs college when you're about to become filthy rich?! (Then again, you can't just sit around count your money all day...or can you?)

According to the Chicago Sun-Times' Bill Zwecker, Elin is demanding a $750 million settlement and full custody of the couple's two children. In exchange, she would sign a lifetime confidentially clause, which would prevent her from talking about the divorce or what really happened last Thanksgiving to the media or in a scandalous tell-all. Elin, as we mentioned earlier is not some dumb blonde -- she's refusing to sign the lifetime confidentiality clause.

Should she walk away with $750 million in cash and prizes (homes, cars, art, etc.), it would make the third highest settlement in history. Rupert Murdoch's divorce from Anna Murdoch tops the list at $1.7 billion, followed by Saudi Arabian businessman Adnan Khashoggi's divorce from Soraya Khashoggi which is estimated at $874 million.

Coincidentally, Tiger Woods has moved on and is dating. The folks over at RadarOnline report that Tiger has been seen with a blonde woman (not Elin). "They were talking and laughing and obviously having a good time. She sat in the cart laughing and chatting with Tiger for a long time. They were very comfortable with each other, relaxed," their source says.


source | source 2

FIGHT! Chairs, Boxes and Sticks, Oh My!

When these two motorcycle thieves snatched a woman's pocketbook, they didn't expect this epic show of force.

Madonna's Age-Defying Secret Has Been Bottled + NeNe's New Nose Revealed

Some folks are just too clever! Love it!

While on the topic of transformations. We've been reading that one Linnethia Leakes (co-star of Real Housewives of Atlanta) went out and purchased a new accessory. A nose. In fact, according to RadarOnline, this is NeNe's third nose job in the quest to not look-a-like-a man.

Okay, we'll tell you evrytin.

Linnethia's friends believe she's addicted to plastic surgery. How addicted? Michael Jackson addicted, chile!

"She has been told that it will take a few months to calm down but she is already saying that she will get more surgeries on her nose because she is not happy with it," the source said. "The rumor is that she has also had some work done on her stomach and viewers are going to see a much slimmer NeNe when the show returns this year. Her friends and family are worried that she will get addicted to plastic surgery, but sadly the producers of the show are not discouraging because they think it adds some drama for the fans. When NeNe goes out in Atlanta she gets upset because people call her ‘Tranny’ because of the way she looks and she actually thought that Bravo would green light her own show but to date that has never happened. It’s sad because without all that make-up she’s actually quite a good-looking woman but she seems to be hell-bent on changing the way she looks.”

Dwight, is this you talking? Cause you know his nose is one surgery more away from becoming extinct like the dinosaurs. Then again, it's probably What's-Her-Face's former publicist, What's-His-Face, giving Radar the tea.

Anywho, come this fall when the fake reality show returns, we'll all get to look and point at Linnethia's new nose. BTW: It's interesting to note, almost everyone in the Housewives franchise has had something (or, a lot) of things done.


The old nose, in case you were wondering, is on the left; It's all but medical waste now.

Update: According to Linnethia, she didn't have a nose job.
She told The Ricky Smily Morning Show, "I am very recognizable. Don't believe everything you hear. Understand that a lot of the pictures are Photoshopped and the pictures that I saw of me [were] from Sheree's 'Dancing with the Stars' night and we were wearing fun makeup. I had makeup on the top, I had makeup on the bottom, I had makeup on my nose and all of a sudden my nose is very, very small. My nose was contoured at the dancing event and everyone is making a big deal out of it."


Update, Oct. 21: Linnethia is a liar! In a People magazine article, she confirmed that she had a nose job, liposuction and a breast reduction (from DDs to a D) in April 2010. "I still wanted to look like NeNe, the black woman that I am," she said, "but a better version." In other news: We now totally believe her marriage to Gregg is over.

Here's a photo of the new nose post-surgery.





source | source 2

DC Kids Want Magnums... So, Magnums They Get

Students attending high schools in Washington, DC have been complaining that the free condoms they receive from the school nurse were too, ahem, small. So, they're pressured officials to shell out more money for Trojans, specifically the brand's super-size variety, Magnum.

The city is more than willing to oblige. They're trying to curtail the number of teen pregnancy and prevent the transmission of STDs. As we told you last year, Washington, DC holds the record no one wants -- it's the US city with the most people living with HIV/AIDS. While on a lighter note: on the list of cities with men with the largest penises, DC came in second. In light of this condom size upgrade, we reckon it's time someone do a recount.

Who wants to volunteer to verify the measurements? Not so fast! You could probably be brought up on charges touching those young boys.


source

Guess What's Killing These Fish? (OK, Don't Guess. It's Herpes!)

We had no idea fish could contract herpes, but apparently they do and unlike humans who could take a pill once a day to treat the break outs, when fish get herpes, they die within 24 hours! That's what's possibly happening to fish in California's Echo Park Lake, according to this KTLA News report.

Naomi Campbell May Be Forced to Talk About That Blood Diamond, After All ...In Court!

Last month when an ABC News reporter asked Naomi Campbell about the "large" blood diamond Liberia's former president Charles Taylor gave her in 1997 while at a dinner at Nelson Mandela's home, she stormed out of the interview, saying she never received such a gift and didn't want to talk about it.

Now, prosecutors are planning to subpoena Naomi, reports the Telegraph.

Court papers filed by prosecutors said: "Ms Campbell's testimony is necessary as there is evidence that Ms Campbell was given rough diamonds by the accused in September 1997. Ms Campbell's anticipated evidence concerns a central issue in the case, the accused's possession of rough diamonds. Ms Campbell, as the actual recipient of the accused's gift of diamonds, is clearly in a position to provide material evidence about this event. Her anticipated evidence supports the prosecution allegations that the accused used rough diamonds for personal enrichment and arms purchases for Sierra Leone." Prosecutors said the supermodel had stated she did not want to be involved in the case so "judicial intervention in the form of a subpoena is necessary."

Here's the backstory: The diamond Naomi received is said to be among the blood diamonds Charles obtained from rebels in Sierra Leone and took to South Africa to sell for weapons. It's alleged to have come from mines in Sierra Leone which were seized in a campaign of terror. Charles is currently on trial for war crimes and crimes against humanity and he's accused of of having fuelled war in Sierra Leone by arming the rebel Revolutionary United Front in exchange for blood diamonds. But wait, there's more! Actress Mia Farrow, who was also attending the dinner where Naomi received the diamond, said the supermodel bragged about received the gift. "She said that during the night some men had knocked at her door, and it was representatives of President Charles Taylor, and that they had given her a huge diamond. And we're like, 'oh, my gosh.' All I thought was, gosh, what an amazing life Naomi Campbell has," Mia said.




source

Four Cops, Taser Failed to Stop Man From Jumping From Brooklyn Bridge

Yesterday morning a man with a history of mental illness jumped to his death from the Brooklyn Bridge after fighting off four police officers who tried to subdue him (above) and even a Taser gun.

According to the New York Post:

The drama began when a woman found the unidentified 29-year-old man masturbating in the seventh-floor ladies' room at 151 West Broadway, where he worked for the state's Department of Social Services, sources said.
The frightened woman called police, but the man fled.
About an hour later, a flurry of 911 callers said the emotionally disturbed man was walking in traffic on the bridge.
He was soon met by officers from the 84th Precinct.
The cops wrestled the man to try to get him in handcuffs, but he fought them all off.
A lieutenant arrived and told the cops to back away as he prepared to subdue the man with the stun gun, sources said.
It didn't go off, and the man climbed onto the exterior of the bridge, where he stripped naked.
Cops from the Emergency Service Unit tried to talk him down, but he jumped from the span 122 feet above the East River.

The man's body has not been found.


source

Bret Michaels Back in Hospital After Suffering Stroke

Bret Michaels was re-admitted to a Phoenix hospital today after suffering a Transient Ischemic Attack, or a warning stroke. Doctors also found a hole in his heart. According to this MyFoxPhoenix reports, say his condition is "operable and treatable," and don't think it is connected to his brain hemorrhage.

Dr. Joseph Zabramski, Bret's neurosurgeon, says:
“The good news is that it is operable and treatable and we think we may have diagnosed the problem that caused the…warning stroke; however we feel it is highly unlikely this is connected to the brain hemorrhage he suffered just a few weeks earlier. Once again, it is great that he quickly reacted to the severe numbness and got to the hospital immediately.....I realize Bret wants to make a full recovery so that he can be active with his family, attempt to attend the finale of Celebrity Apprentice and especially get back on the road to continue making music. Without a doubt he is very determined to get healthy and make a 100 percent recovery. Medically speaking it is a fantastic attitude both mentally and physically for him to have. However, Bret’s brain and body are not quite 100 percent yet, especially with the hole found in his heart.”

BTW: We hope he's well enough to appear on the Apprentice's "live" finale this Sunday to collect his winnings.

The Sunshine State's DMV Relocates Woman to The Only Place Where the Sun Doesn't Shine

When Floridian Ashlee Lineberger received her renewal license, she was shocked and couldn't believe her eyes. Not because of the photo, but because of the address the DMV relocated her to -- "Eat Ass." We're not sure if that's a street or an avenue, but it's certainly not in Florida and while salad tossers would be happy to live there, Ashlee doesn't.

"I thought I was a dreaming and I literally pinched myself. I was completely shocked," she said.

And so was her husband, Charles. "I just remember her showing it to me and I was like, you've got to be kidding me. It's just funny," he said.

When she went to the DMV to find out what went wrong, they couldn't believe it either and had no explanation. Yesterday, however, they agreed to replace the license free of charge.

source

Gay Couple Sentenced to 14 Years in Prison

Last December, Tiwonge Chimbalanga, 33, and Steven Monjeza, 26, were arrested after their symbolic wedding ceremony in Malawi. Homosexuality is illegal in Malawi, so when a newspaper reported the "wedding" on its first page, police swooped down and arrested the men. On Tuesday, a judge found Steven guilty of "having carnal knowledge of Tiwonge through the anus, which is against the order of nature" and Tiwonge guilty of "permitting buggery," which the judge said was similarly contrary to the natural order. Yesterday, they were sentenced to 14 years in prison -- the maximum allowed sentence -- with hard labor.

The judge is a donkey.

While handing down the sentence he told the men, "I will give you a scaring sentence so that the public [will] be protected from people like you so that we are not tempted to emulate this horrendous example. Malawi is not ready to see its sons getting married to its sons. Malawi is not ready to smile at her daughters marrying each other. Let posterity judge this judgment."

The United Nations, Madonna (who adopted two kids from the country) and human rights activists are outraged. The US government is, too.

Assistant Secretary of State for Public Affairs Philip Crowley said: "The United States is deeply disappointed in today’s conviction of same-sex couple Tiwonge Chimbalanga and Steven Monjeza in Malawi. We view the criminalization of sexual orientation and gender identity as a step backward in the protection of human rights in Malawi. The Government of Malawi must respect the human rights of all of its citizens. The United States views the decriminalization of sexual orientation and gender identity as integral to the protection of human rights in Malawi and elsewhere in the world."

The White House press secretary adds: "The United States strongly condemns the conviction and harsh sentencing of Steven Monjeza and Tiwonge Chimbalanga in Malawi. The criminalization of sexual orientation and gender identity is unconscionable, and this case mars the human rights record of Malawi. We urge Malawi and all countries to stop using sexual orientation or gender identity as the basis for arrest, detention, or execution."

Update: After the public uproar (coupled with the visit of UN secretary general, Ban Ki-Moon to the Malawi), the country's president pardoned Steven and Tiwonge citing "humanitarian" grounds. In fact, in his statement president Bingu wa Mutharikasaid "I have done this on humanitarian grounds, but this does not mean that I support this.” The men were freed on May 30, but have no one know their whereabouts. Some believe Steven and Tiwonge are missing.

Update 2, June 8: The couple has been scared straight -- or something really fishy (pun intended) is going on. Steven told a newspaper he's broken up with Tiwonge and -- get this -- he's now with a woman. "I am no longer in love with Tiwonge Chimbalanga. I am in love with a woman called Dorothy Gulo," he said. "We are planning something for the future with Dorothy." Tiwonge said he found out about the break-up by reading the newspaper article. He says, "I will also marry my man of my life. There are lots of good men around. I will remain a gay." We hear that.


Update 3: Steven's new lady-friend is a whore! According to reports, Steven, who's an alcoholic, met Dorothy at a bar. She also rents a one room apartment behind the bar. And, oh, it's where she turns tricks.



source source 2 source 3

Suge Knight Arrested For Assault

 
Suge Knight -- the 45-year-old co-founder and former CEO of Death Row Records -- was arrested in Los Angeles at 12:30am this morning for pulling a gun on a man. (Cops believe he was trying to rob the man.) Suge was charged with assault with a deadly weapon involving a gun and driving with a suspended license -- a misdemeanor. He was released on $65,000 bond, but should he be found guilty of carrying a gun that'll be a violation of his parole and he most certainly will be tossed back into the clink.

Man Goes Bat-Shit Crazy, Beats Down Girlfriend Then Tries to Rip Out Her C-Section Stitches!

Dennis Dickson is one crazy mother-effer! He was arrested this morning in Bartlett, Tenn. after he choked the mother of his two children, stabbed her in the arm with a steak knife, kicked her in the stomach, burned her cheek with a lit cigarette, and, oh, yes, tried to rip out her C-section stitches! Plus, while acting like an insane lunatic, both of his kids were injured.


source

Woman Dies After Doctors Failed to Notice Toilet Brush Lodged in Her Rectum

A 35-year-old British woman died a horrible death after she fell in a friend's bathroom (she was drunk as all get out) and landed on a toilet brush, which became stuck in her, ahem, butt. That was in 2005, but, get this, it took doctors TWO YEARS to realize a six-inch long toilet brush was there and by then it had become embedded in her pelvis and surgery was too dangerous. Cindy Corton (pictured) died last year. Now her family is suing the hospital up the wazoo, according to the Sun.

Cindy spent more than ten hours in surgery at Nottingham's Queens Medical Centre but died from massive blood loss. Husband Peter, 61, said that when his wife first attended A&E at Lincoln County Hospital she was sent home with painkillers, despite showing them the wound on her bottom. Four days later she was in such pain she went to Grantham Hospital and, although x-rays were taken, nothing was found. He told the inquest in Grantham: "She wasn't properly examined by the doctor at Lincoln. At Grantham she wasn't examined properly again. This was unsatisfactory. The failures to investigate sufficiently in the first place at Lincoln and Grantham were a major factor in Cindy suffering. This could have been prevented by early location and removal of the foreign body which would have been a simple procedure at the time."....Witness Bruce Hickling of Ruskington, Lincs, told the hearing of the night the accident happened when Cindy had arrived at his home drunk. He said: "She was drunk. After about an hour she wanted to go to the toilet but I had to help her up the stairs. Then I heard the toilet flush followed by a bang and a cry. I went in and saw Cindy stuck between the toilet and the wall. I tried to lift her but she was wedged tight." He needed the assistance of a friend to free her before calling an ambulance because she was bleeding. "When the crew arrived they weren't very happy. They said she was drunk." He said it was the next day when he discovered that the handle of the toilet brush was snapped off and missing. Cindy's husband, a construction manager, is now taking legal action against United Lincolnshire Hospitals Trust. He said after the hearing: "Ok she was drunk but they didn't take her seriously. She showed them the wound but they didn't do a proper examination. I think it was probably down to the hospitals trying to save money and doing things as cheaply as possible." He added: "Cindy got a very poor service from the NHS. I'm sure she would have got better treatment in foreign countries."

source

President Obama Burned in Effigy

A West Allis, Wisc. bar owner set a statue of President Obama on fire -- and it was all caught on tape (shocker!). In the video obtained by TMJ4 News, you can hear bar patrons cheering. The effigy is also believed to have had "duct tape wrapped around its neck." As they do with all threats against the president, the Secret Service is investigating.


source

WATCH: Ghosts Come Out to Play in NYC Library

The comedy group Improv Everywhere swooped down on the reading room of the New York Public Library (the main branch on 42nd Street) for their latest "mission" -- a surprise enactment of "Ghostbusters." The nerds -- well, those who even bothered to look away from what they were reading, that is -- were slightly amused.

Falling Over Uneven Ground

There's something about watching people trip and fall that's equally hilarious and evil. With that said, we don't know where this video was filmed, but we imagine had this been in America the vast number of broken bones coupled with the lawyers on site handing out business cards would amount to a class action lawsuit.

WATCH: Bus Driver Finds Baby Sitting in the Middle of the Street...After Midnight!

When a San Antonio, Texas city bus driver came upon a figure in the street last May, he thought it was a dog -- it had to be since it was past midnite. But, as he got closer to it, he realized it was an 8-month-old baby sitting in the middle of the street in nothing but a diaper; Her parents were no where in sight. In this newly released video, WOAI News tracked down Catherine Gonzalez, the child's mother, who admitted that she and her husband were watching TV and left the front door open -- but the whole thing was an "accident." Child Protective Services isn't so sure. Neither are we. Those crocodile tears are not doing it for us.


Update: Apparently CPS visited the home in the past and noticed the children wandering outside unattended. The agency specifically told Catherine she needed to correct that -- and from what's going on this video, she clearly didn't listen. Now she's wondering why they want to take her kids away.


source

Woman Plasters Brooklyn With Details of How Cheating Ex-Boyfriend Did Her Wrong

A 44-year-old Brooklyn man thought he hit the gold mine! He found a woman who loved him. She took him (and his daughter) in. She gave him "everything he wanted and needed" -- including money. But while she was at work making money to pay all of the bills, the bastard was slaying all of Brooklyn in her apartment.

When the woman found out about the slay-ations, however, she got her revenege -- plastering these posters all over their Williamsburg neighborhood complete with a photo of the cheater and the disgusting details of the affairs and why he's a loser.

Here's an excerpt. [clears throat]

Well she found out that not only was I cheating on her, but while she was at work, I was bringing women to HER apaarment. Yes that would be the one only she paid the bills for. I had mad passionate nasty sexy with them ALL OVER the apartment. Oh and I did all of that without a condom. NASTY right? Well needless to say when she found out, I was put out. So now I am a non-skilled bum with no home."

Zing! Thanks for the PSA, girl.

source

Woman Sues Cell Phone Company For Exposing Her Affair, Ruining Her Life

A Canadian woman who cheated on her husband is suing her cell phone company, saying its billing practices exposed her extramarital affair and ruined her life.

We know what you're saying. And we're say it too -- WHAT?!

The Toronto Star reports Gabriella Nagy is suing Rogers Wireless, Inc. for $600,000 for invasion of privacy and breach of contract.
The newspaper reports that in 2007, Rogers sent a monthly bill for Nagy's cell phone to her home under her maiden name. In June of that year, her husband decided to add Rogers internet and home phone service to the house.
The Star reports the following month that Rogers mailed a "global" invoice to the Nagy home that included an itemized bill for Nagy's cell phone service. Nagy's husband discovered several hour-long phone calls to a single phone number.
Nagy tells the paper that her husband called the number and the person on the other end confirmed the affair.
"My husband didn't tell me that's how he found out, he just left," said Nagy.
The statement of claim alleges that Rogers "unilaterally terminated its cellular contract with the plaintiff that had been in her maiden name and included it in the husband’s account that was under his surname."
Rogers, in a statement of defense, denies terminating Nagy's contract. It also says the company "cannot be held responsible for the condition of the marriage, for the plaintiff's affair and consequential marriage break-up, nor the effects the break-up has had on her." Rogers does admit consolidating invoices sent to the couple, saying it saved the couple money and increased administrative efficiency.
Since her husband left, Nagy says she was so distraught that she lost her $100,000 per year job. Her statement of claim reportedly states "The plaintiff wept uncontrollably at her workplace ... and became incapable of performing her employment duties."
“It was a mistake,” Nagy reportedly said about the affair, “But I didn’t deserve to lose my life over it. I want others to know what a big corporation has done. I trusted Rogers with my personal information. We had a contract — and agreement that put my life right in their hands.”
The couple has two children, ages 6 and 7.

Seriously, bish needs to get a grip and join us back on Earth!

Sidebar: The man she was jumping off with is also married with kids.




source

Don't Tase Me, Hoe!

Wanna hear some drama?

Two women (Melanese Asia and Katrina Mari-Alyce Bryant) were in a Daytona Beach, Fla. Wendy's drive-thru this morning, but when the man behind the window didn't give them the mayonnaise and mustard packets they asked for, the women got out of the car, rushed into the store cursed him out and tried to tase his ass.

No. Seriously.

Jason Hill told police he was waiting on the women about 10 a.m. and when they started using abusive language, he told them they were "childish" and to leave, according to the arrest report. Hill told police Reid tried to slap him, but he was able to deflect the blow.

That's when the women got out of the car and went inside, police said.

Reid chased Hill around the kitchen area of the restaurant, armed with a Taser that was turned on and making "electronic noises," the report said. Bryant cheered her on and continued the argument, the report said.

When a manager said she was calling police, the two got back into their PT Cruiser and left, police said.

About an hour after the incident, Wendy's general manager Diane Wiggins got a call from a woman, who identified herself as Bryant and said she wanted to complain about the service at the restaurant, police said. She told Wiggins her "sister" used a Taser in self-defense during the incident.

When Holly Hill police located the women's vehicle in a parking lot of the Charleston House Way Apartments, the women left in another car, but were stopped, the report said.

During a search of the women's purses, officers said they found a pink Taser.

Melanese, 20, (pictured, left) was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Katrina, 23, (pictured, right) was charged with being a principal to aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.


BTW: Here are the 911 calls






source


Update: Katrina held a press conference for Fox 35 and told them she is a "nice, innocent girl" and was in the wrong place at the wrong time and now her reputation is ruined.

Not the Brightest Bulb

While going through the local police blotter in one town, someone came up this listing that shows how stupid forgiving some people can be.

How does that old saying go? Rape me once...rape me twice....

source

Tyler Perry Was Robbed of $28K By a Stunt Queen

While Tyler Perry is busy touring with his new stage show (Madea's Big Happy Family), someone stole his credit card number and was racking up charges left and right. In the end, the thief stole charged a total of $28,492.22 -- mostly in airline tickets.

In a post on his blog, Tyler wrote: "Some idiot stole my credit card number. Can you believe that? Take a look at all the stuff they charged. If you know any of these people, call the police."

Here are the charges:
4/25/10 - Southwest Airlines - M. Woods (Burbank-Las Vegas) - $3.00

4/25/10 - Southwest Airlines - M. Woods (Burbank-Las Vegas) - $158.70

4/28/10 - Best Buy - $734.00

4/29/10 - Lowe's (Greenville) - $6761.95

4/30/10 - Delta Airlines - S. Archer (NY/JFK-Las Vegas) - $1022.70

4/30/10 - Delta Airlines - Q. Hinton (NY/JFK-Las Vegas) - $1022.70

4/30/10 - Lowe's (Greenville) - $7278.70

5/1/10 - Southwest Airlines - Andre B. (Burbank-Las Vegas) - $158.70

5/1/10 - Southwest Airlines - Justin S. (Burbank-Las Vegas) - $158.70

5/1/10 - Delta Airlines Andre B. (Las Vegas-Los Angeles) - $573.70

5/1/10 - Delta Airlines Justin S. (Las Vegas-Los Angeles) - $573.70

5/1/10 - Fandango.com (movie tickets) - $120.00

5/1/10 - AMC Theatre (North Decatur) - $105.00

5/1/10 - Lowe's (Greenville) - $7000.00

5/1/10 - Abercrombie.com (clothing) - $500.00

5/2/10 - SVM Prepaid Card (retail) - $317.45

5/3/10 - Spirit Airlines - Q. Hinton (Ft. Lauderdale-NY/LGA) - $660.42

5/3/10 - Spirit Airlines - Q. Hinton (Ft. Lauderdale-NY/LGA) - $250.00

5/3/10 - Toys R Us (King of Prussia) - $505.00

5/3/10 - Amex Gift Card - $192.80

5/3/10 - Fandango.com (movie tickets) - $195.00

5/4/10 - Delta Airlines - P. Smith (Chicago-Atlanta) - $312.70 - REFUNDED BY DELTA (caught before use)

5/4/10 - Delta Airlines - P. Smith (Chicago-Atlanta) - $312.70 - REFUNDED BY DELTA (caught before use)

5/4/10 - Delta Airlines - Jason S. (Chicago-Atlanta) - $312.70 - REFUNDED BY DELTA (caught before use)

5/4/10 - Delta Airlines - John H. (Chicago-Atlanta) - $312.70 - REFUNDED BY DELTA (caught before use)

5/4/10 - Express.com (clothing) - $200.00


Ultimately, all of these monies will be refunded back to Tyler's credit card. The credit card company will go after the culprit(s).

source