Week In Review

Hello, boys and girls. Have a fantastic weekend! We'll see y'all back here on Monday. While we're away, if you have a tip about ... Read more »

President Bush Flubs His Lines in Haiti PSA

President George Bush can't read the TelePrompter and gets cursed out by the director of the Haita PSA he was filming with President Cli... Read more »

Crackheads Are Outta Control! (Part 4)

A Kansas City man has been accused of attacking his roommate, a 42-year-old woman with a machete after an argument over crack cocaine. Prose... Read more »

Man Commits Suicide By Setting Himself on Fire Outside Fur Store

A homeless man doused himself with gasoline and then lit the fuel outside a Portland, Ore. fur store on Wednesday. Daniel Shaull's fathe... Read more »

Michael Jackson's Kids Will Accept His Grammy

Michael Jackson's two eldest children will take the stage Sunday to accept a Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award on his behalf, according ... Read more »

Woman Sues After Public Toilet Explosion

Julianna Mandernach of Chicago has filed a lawsuit seeking unspecified damages against Metra (Chicago's railroad system) after a Jan. 29... Read more »

Serial Rapist, Ex-Fashion Designer Pleads Not Guilty...To More Rape Charges

Former fashion designer Anand Jon Alexander, who was convicted and sentenced to 59 years in California for raping several women , appeared i... Read more »

The Craziest Thing You'll See Today

We're dumbfounded and amazed (and in stitches) after watching these images taken from several traffic cameras in Slovenia. We'd like... Read more »

As Far As We Know, Beyoncè Has Nothing to Do With Etta James' Hospitalization

Legendary R&B singer 72-year-old Etta James has been in the hospital for about a week near for treatment of various ailments, including ... Read more »

Fox Sports Reporter: Michelle Obama Looks Like Tinky Winky

For her husband's first State of the Union address on Wednesday night, First Lady Michelle Obama poured herself into an Isaac Mizrahi au... Read more »

John Edwards' Sex Tape Really Does Exist, Rielle Hunter Wants It Back

Remember the John Edwards sex tape we told you about earlier in the week ? Well Andrew Young, John's former bestie who has written a tel... Read more »

Baptist Pastor Threatened To Shoot, Kill Son Because He Doesn't Go to Church. Whaaaat?!

The son of a popular Alcoa, Tenn. pastor has taken out an order of protection against his father, claiming he was threatened with a gun duri... Read more »

Fine, Take The Shirt

On another note: Maybe he was trying to shoo a fly from the man's face, you never know. Read more »

Halloween Came Really Early This Year

Kelis was in Hollywood last night attending the first ever Data Awards, honoring electronic music. As far as we know, this was not a costume... Read more »

Tranny Sues NFLer Eric Green For Sodomy

Angelina Mavilia, a 38-year-old transgender NYC woman, has filed a $10 million lawsuit against former NFL player 27-year-old Eric Green. ... Read more »

Blind Item - This Arrogant Guy Tried To Compete With Haiti Telethon

When the first rumblings of a George-Clooney-led charity event hit the entertainment community, one star was surprisingly reticent about chi... Read more »

FIGHT! News Reporters Are Not to Be Messed With

As the wife of a Florida attorney who admitted to running a $1.2 billion Ponzi scheme left the courthouse on Wednesday, a reporter wanted to... Read more »

Lottery Winner Celebrating Win is Killed

A woman who had been out celebrating her winnings in the Ohio Lottery was killed when she was struck by a car. The Ohio Highway Patrol says ... Read more »

'American Idol' Fight Ends In Someone Being Charged With Attempted Murder!

A woman is now facing first-degree attempted murder charges after she stabbed her boyfriend after arguing about American Idol . No, seriousl... Read more »

It's A Bird? A Plane? No, Just Rants From Obama Haters

Hours before President Obama delivered his first State of the Union address last night, some crazy person(s) letterbombed at least one NYC s... Read more »

Man Pleads Guilty to Raping Elderly Women

A 21-year-old man was sentenced Tuesday to 30 years in prison for raping two elderly women while he was a teen under state supervision, repo... Read more »

Mom: Botox Killed 7-year-old Daughter

A woman who claimed her 7-year old daughter died from a fatal reaction to Botox treatments for cerebral palsy is suing the drug's manufa... Read more »

Will Smith Wants to Be President -- Of The United States?!

Jada says, "Will is thinking about going into politics. He once said he could imagine becoming a US president. He wasn't joking, he... Read more »

A Year Without Sex Could Lead To Divorce in Maryland

Did you know that in Maryland there's a law that says couples must live separately for a year before they can receive an uncontested div... Read more »

Only in New York, Kids. Only in New York.

Late Tuesday afternoon on a NYC subway, a man was seen hugging, kissing and caressing a live chicken. Ernie, is that you ? We feel dirty. Read more »

Sex Offender Used Fake Name to Visit Classroom

Officials in Philomath, Ore. say 35-year-old Steven Routley used a fake name to sign in as a guest and speak to an art class last month at P... Read more »

Not Today, Buddy

A Bakersfield, Calif. Sheriff's helicopter camera was rolling as a man narrowly escaped death on Monday. Cops say 46-year-old Gregory Mc... Read more »

Pastor Arrested For Beatdown of Wife

Houston minister Bishop James Dixon was arrested yesterday on a domestic violence charge after his wife, Tanisha Dixon, said he pushed her a... Read more »

Adios! 'Ugly Betty' Gets Cancelled

This will be the final season for Mark, Wilhemina, Amanda, Justin, and, oh, Betty. ABC has just announced the show has been cancelled. We... Read more »

Misa Says Puffy Was Cheating On Her With Other 'Sister-Wives'

Misa Hylton-Brim was a guest Cherry Martinez' radio show on Monday and she delved waist into her issues with Diddy, who is the father of... Read more »

Michael Douglas' Son Pleads Guilty to Drug Trafficking Charges

Michael Douglas' 31-year-old son, Cameron, has pleaded guilty to trafficking large quantities of methamphetamine and cocaine. Cameron wa... Read more »

Another Man Gets Knocked Up, Expecting Baby Boy

Thomas and Scott Moore, a transgender couple from California, have just announced that they are expecting their first child together -- a bo... Read more »

Anna Nicole Smith Was Bankrupt But Didn't Know Why -- Probably Because She Was High

Newly released government files offer a glimpse into the money troubles that plagued Anna Nicole Smith at the height of her notoriety, rangi... Read more »

Nursing Home Employees Sued For Abusing Patients

Two former aides at a Minneapolis nursing homer are getting their asses sued after groping, spanking and spitting on several residents at a ... Read more »

Susan Boyle Finds a Boy in Her Home

After a recording a charity single for Haiti last night, British singer (and admitted virgin ) Susan Boyle returned to her London home last ... Read more »

Blind Item - Which Singer Was Hell-Bent on Showing Off Her Rack?

This well-known singer had a very intentional wardrobe malfunction before a recent performance at an international venue. Instead of debatin... Read more »

Boy Kills Parents Because He Didn't Want To Take Out Trash

John Caudle, a 14-year-old boy, told police he killed his mother (34-year-old Joanne Rinebarger) and stepfather (38-year-old Tracy Rinebarge... Read more »

'Oral Sex' Not Offensive After All

A Menifee, Calif. school district that had taken dictionaries out of its classrooms because of a sex term some parents find offensive will a... Read more »

We Want One NOW!!!

After much hype and speculation, Steve Jobs has finally revealed the Apple iPad -- a tablet computer that costs as little as $499 for the ba... Read more »

Google Snaps UFOs in Europe?

Google's street view cameras have captured two odd looking objects above the skies of two European cities. In Porto, Portugal there'... Read more »

Preach, Brotha. Preach!

You should watch this and pay attention. (Wait!!! Did he say he's, ahem, 23 years old? Carry on.) Read more »

13-year-old Boy Raped Woman in Front of Friends, Says Sorry

Balal Khan, at 14, is perhaps Britain's youngest convicted rapist. When he was 13 he knocked down a 20-year-old woman as she walked home... Read more »

Mother Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Son

A 41-year-old Omaha, Nebraska woman was arrested yesterday and charged with sexual assaulting her 15-year-old son, reports WOWT. The boy tol... Read more »

Sir, There's a Man Stuck Under Your Car

This tragic accident happened last year in the Russian city of Rostov-On-Don. As five pedestrians geared up to cross an already dangerous-lo... Read more »

Man Caught Trying To Break Into Jail

According to cops in Medford, Ore. James Merrill DeVore, 28, climbed over a fence and tried to break into the Jackson County Jail yesterday.... Read more »

Tomorrow The World Will Change, Again

You guys, you have no idea how excited we are about tomorrow. Apple's chief executive Steve Jobs is slated to make a big announcement an... Read more »

Father Made Kids Beat Their Mom With Baseball Bat

A Lawrence,Missouri man who encouraged his children to try and kill their mother by beating her with a baseball bat has been sentenced to 25... Read more »

Priest Arrested, Charged With Shoplifting

A Roman Catholic priest -- who needs a refresher course on the Ten Commandments -- was accused of shoplifting butter and a sofa cover at a W... Read more »

Queen Latifah Wants Four Babies

Don't worry, she won't be breaking her hymen or pushing any of the babies out. Instead, she wants to adopt some Haitian orphans. I w... Read more »

WATCH: A Happy Penis

In the history of safer sex PSAs starring penises, this one, made for AIDES France, is by far the best -- by at least a few inches. Despite ... Read more »

Joe Jackson Is Signing Autographs

Papa Joe Jackson has finally taken our advice and is getting himself a job. But, we don't think this is the kind of work we had in mind... Read more »

Tiger Woods Paid British Jumpoff $500,000 In Hush Money

It appears that Tiger Woods is in full damage control mode: He's reportedly in sex rehab and he's paying off jumpoffs left and rig... Read more »

John Edwards Flaunts His Big, ahem, Johnson All Over His Sex Tape

We're not sure if you knew, but there have been rumors that former presidential candidate John Edwards made a sex tape with his jumpoff ... Read more »

Nancy Kerrigan's Father is Dead, Brother Charged With Assault

Figure skater Nancy Kerrigan's brother has been arrested and charged with assaulting their 70-year-old father, who was found dead Sunday... Read more »

Tiger Woods Was Aware News of His Affairs Would Leak, Elin Conducted Sting Operation

There have been theories about what happened that night last November when Tiger Woods and wife Elin Nordegren went nightclubbing after it ... Read more »

Andy Dick Arrested For Crotch-Grabbing

Last Saturday comedian and trisexual Andy Dick got himself arrested in Huntington, West Virginia while telling jokes at a comedy club. Andy ... Read more »

WATCH: Pastor Gets Punk'd!!!

We're not sure which Christian show this is from, but we can presume the people who send this pastor letters seeking advice from God are... Read more »

Wyclef's Yèle Haiti Charity Comes Under Attack, Now There Are IRS Tax Liens Against Him?

Wyclef's charitable foundation Yèle Haiti has been under criticism for mismanaging funds . Primarily, why more than a half million dolla... Read more »

Man Walks Into Wal-Mart, Pees on Meat!

A Canton, Ohio man was arrested for urinating on a meat counter at a Wal-Mart store at 1:30am this morning. No, seriously. According to a st... Read more »

Blind Item - Young Hollywood Ménage à Trois

This is the story of three young actors living together in Hollywood. Actor A is a very popular, hot, young actor and the star of a popular ... Read more »

83-year-old Man Beats Up 99-year-old

  An 83-year-old man was arrested and charged after police say he brutally beat a 99-year-old man following a dispute over parking in Brookl... Read more »

If The Condom In Your Wallet Was Made in China, You May Want to Trash It

We all run the risk of getting caught by the NYPD as we shop the back allies of Chinatown copping the latest Fouis Vuitton , Prawda and Fee... Read more »