Hello, boys and girls. Have a fantastic weekend! We'll be back Monday afternoon.While we're away, if you have a tip about a story or something we should look into, post or get a chuckle from, please direct it here.
Here are some of the week's lowlights (and some highlights, too).
- Rev. Jesse Jackson have been cheating on his wife with a slew of women - and perhaps a few men, too.
- The tranny who was arrested with Hot 97 deejay Mister Cee put him on blast! He says Mister Cee paid him $200 to have unprotected sex. Plus, another man also claimed Mister Cee paid him for sex, too!
- We watched a mailman take a shit in a customer's backyard. No kidding.
- Catherine Zeta-James is crazy. She checked into a mental hospital -- under a fake name -- to treat her Bipolar disorder.
- Jasmine Guy continues to not pay her bills. American Express slapped her with an $86,241 lawsuit!
- LeBron James' mother, Gloria, was slapped with a lawsuit for, ahem, slapping a hotel parking attendant.
- Kobe Bryant called a referee a "fucking faggot" and was fined $100,000 as a result.
- Twins lived with the decomposing body of their dead mother lying face down in the living room for three months.
- OMG, babies! A baby got drunk at Applebee's. A baby got drunk at Olive Garden. And, a baby ate a bag of weed!
- An idiot committed a burglary and when fleeing from cops, he bit the police now. Now, he's suing because he claims the dog violated his civil rights.
- A man was rubbing one out in the booth at a porn stop when he suddenly (and literally) went up in flames!
- Speaking of which, a man masturbated on a woman in a grocery store.
- The man who was assaulted and lost an eye after a brawl broke out at the DMV Awards is seeking the public's help.
- That man looked like a lady!
- Man texted people to ask if they're home, when they said "no", be broke into their homes and stole their stuff.
- Dying actress Zsa Zsa Gabor is going to be a mother. She's 94!
- A girl made some impressive animal sound impressions.
- Fake presidential candidate Donald Trump said he's down with "the blacks".
- A man stabbed a friend dead over a argument about boxer Mike Tyson.
- Police in NYC arrested a man who wouldn't mind his damn business.
- A woman blinded her pesty baby daddy with roach spray.
- A man beat a 2-year-old boy to death for wetting his pants.
- Long-running soaps All My Children and One Life to Live were canceled -- leaving Wendy without one job.
- A fan mutilated a cat to make a costume for a Lady Gaga concert.
- Speaking of Gaga, her new single "Judas" leaked onto the Internet.
- A couple was caught having sex in a children library in the middle of the day.
- A woman who confessed to shoot her husband dead then burying his body in their backyard for three years was found not guilty of murder by a jury.
- R&B singer Teyana Taylor beat down a woman for badmouthing her friend, convicted felon Chris Brown.
- A Kanye West fan is going to prison for five years.
- A New York mother drove a minivan with her four children into a river, killing three of them and herself.
- Forget world peace, a church is praying for lower gas prices.
- A dominatrix went to get Botox, the doctor had other ideas.
- Men failed epically at robbing a jewelry store.
- Homeless crackheads who were paid to get beaten in a series of fetish videos, are now suing.
- A TSA agent patted down a 6-year-old girl.
- A woman went to get butt implants, didn't live to enjoy them. RIP.
- An anti-porn politician was caught looking at porn.
- A stripper denied a doctor's sexual advances, he tried to shoot her.
- Speaking of doctors, a weight-loss doctor told a woman she could burn calories and lose weight if she just slept with him.
- iPhones, iPads and other devices could be banned at next year's Olympics Games.
- We still don't know what's going on this video.
- A woman beat, choked and threatened to kill a boy for getting an "F".
- The first human penis went on display at the penis museum.
- Video showed dozens of people being rescued by firefighters are they were stuck in a NYC subway elevator for an hour.
- Details about Beyoncè's upcoming single and video were revealed.
- Dennis Rodman wore women's lingerie.
- A man called 911 to report a suicide, then shot himself dead with the dispatcher on the line.
