WATCH: Man Playing in Traffic Gets Tased

And now for our featured presentation...."Please, don't kill me! They're gonna kill me. What did I do." We don't know ... Read more »

Wife Airs Out Husband's Jumpoff's Cat Trap With a Few Precise Cuts

We all the know the old adage: Hell has no fury like a woman scorned. So when a woman suspected her estranged husband was vacationing with h... Read more »

WATCH: Man Makes Out With Rat

Man gets to first base with a rat on the NYC subway. If think that was the first time he was caught doing this in public, you'd be wrong... Read more »

LISTEN: 'Hello, 911? I Broke Into a House and I Think the Owner is Going to Shoot Me'

Last night, Timothy Chapek, 24, broke into a home in Portland, Ore. When the homeowner (Hilary Mackenzie) returned, Timothy was taking a sho... Read more »

American Apparel CEO Forced Employee to Give Him a Professional on Her 18th Birthday

Irene Morales, a former American Apparel employee -- who we assume is beautiful since founder and CEO Dov Charney has personally fired anyon... Read more »

WATCH: Taco Shop Brawl

This is epic. Car slams into a Springfield, Ore. gas station. Wow! OMFG! WTF! There are some really mentally disturbed people in this world ... Read more »

This Lady Will Have a Difficult Time Masticating Food...in Jail!

Tina Belinda Masta, 46, is a party girl. The Naples, Fla. resident was charged with disorderly intoxication last weekend after she stripped ... Read more »

WATCH: Crackhead Throwing

This is so wrong. So, so wrong. (Yet, so damn funny.) Sidebar: No crackheads were harmed in the making of this video. Meanwhile in Tampa, th... Read more »

Man Slathered in Cow Dung is Caught Masturbating on Farm Again!

What's that smell? This man covered in cow dung! A man found naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud had been sexually pleasuring hims... Read more »

Venus and Serena's Dad, Richard, Quietly Marries Woman 37 Years His Junior

Venus and Serena Williams' father Richard is a married man again. On Dec. 29, the 69-year-old married Lakeisha Graham, a 32-year-old gro... Read more »

Man Punches Lady into Coma Over Parking Spot

Finding a parking space in NYC can be an arduous task. So, when a spot opened up on street last week, a woman guarded it like a hawk -- but ... Read more »

WATCH: Liquor Store Breakdown

When a liquor store clerk told 31-year-old Mahogany Marrow she could not use the store's restroom because she cut other customers in lin... Read more »

Man Shows His Appreciation For Incarcerated Girlfriend By Stealing Bras

Johnnie L. Brown, 29, of Ocala, Fla., is a donkey. On Tuesday, he was arrested and charged with retail petit theft after he stole two bras f... Read more »

This Crossdresser Has a Unique Method of Picking Up Dates

This morning, police in Fremont, Ohio arrested Rodney Kunkel, 44, because he's been leaving scantily-clad or nude photos of himself on s... Read more »

Priest Offers to Give Jailer a Professional

Fr. Ignatius J. Kury II, who's an priest at the Holy Ghost Ukrainian Catholic Church in Akron, Ohio, was arrested for DUI -- his fou... Read more »

Mother Tries to Cremate Son in Oven

Bitches be crazy! Terrie A. Robinson, 24, from [Greenville] Mississippi, was arrested yesterday after police found her son Tristan's bur... Read more »

WATCH: From Brazil to Russia

We're not sure if this should be seen...but a Brazilian reporter comes upon man who was beaten and robbed and wearing nothing but his dr... Read more »

Whitney Houston's Daughter Bobbi Kristina is Addicted to Cocaine: report

Like mother, like father...like daughter? Well, Bobbi Kristina, the 17-year-old daughter of crackhead Whitney Houston and crackhead Bobby Br... Read more »

Bishop Eddie Long's Church is Going Broke + Boys He Coerced into Sex Cursed Him Out During Mediation

We're pleased to report that worshippers at New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Atlanta have seen the light and are bailing on their ... Read more »

911, What's Your Emergency? Come Quick! My Teacher Startled Me By Rattling a Table!

This has to be one of the most absurd things we've read in a while -- and if you read this blog regularly, you know we bring you some cr... Read more »