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Bishop Eddie Long's Church Attempts Damage Control

A day after two of the four men who accused Bishop Eddie Long of sexual abuse told their side of the story to the news media , the church is... Read more »

Judge Sentences Man to Spend Christmas in Jail for Next Five Years

A Livingston, Mont. judge has given a man accused of assaulting a woman an unusual sentence. District Court Judge Nels Swandal gave Daniel M... Read more »

Fourth Victim of Bishop Eddie Long Speaks Out: 'I Wasn't Free Until I Came Out With It'

Last night Jamal Parris spoke out about his sexual relationship with sexual predator Miss Eddie Long , the hypocritical and homophobic ... Read more »

WATCH: Actress Deitra Hicks is Crazy as Hell on Divorce Court

Deitra Hicks (who played Jackie in Tyler Perry's Madea's Family Reunion ) is divorcing her husband, Loren Harper, an alcoholic, sex ... Read more »

Shock! The 'Miracle' Cure for AIDS, Cancer You Purchased Online is Killing You

So, you've been diagnosed with Hepatitis, cancer, Crohns disease, AIDS, herpes or TB and have looked for a cure on the Internet. Chances... Read more »

Victim of Bishop Eddie Long Speaks Out: 'I Can't Get the Smell of That Man Off My Body'

Jamal Parris, 23, the third of four men to file lawsuits against mega-church pastor Miss Eddie Long aka "Dick Tracy" , spoke exclu... Read more »

Why is This Attorney General Gunning for a Gay College Student?

Over the last few months, Andrew Shirvell, the assistant attorney general of Michigan, has been blogging about Chris Armstrong, the 21-year-... Read more »

LISTEN: Man Calls Police to Report a Cat in His Kitchen

A British man called 999 (like 911 here in the States) to report that there's a cat in his kitchen and he doesn't know how to deal w... Read more »

Did George Lopez' Wife File for Divorce Because He Cheated on Her with Prostitutes? More Than Likely

Yesterday, George Lopez' publicist issued a statement saying the talk show host was divorcing Ann, his wife of 17 years. The statement i... Read more »

Shock! Atheists Know More About Religion Than Believers

According to a study released by the Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life yesterday, atheists and agnostics (those who believe there is n... Read more »

WATCH: Australia's Next Top Model Host Announces Wrong Winner [Epic Fail]

On Tuesday night's live season (or is it cycle?) finale of Australia's Next Top Model , host an head judge Sarah Murdoch (think: Tyr... Read more »

Man Breaks Into Movie Theatre to Masturbate

Police in Sparta, NJ arrested 53-year-old Michael Shea after he broke into a movie theater and was caught on a surveillance camera masturbat... Read more »

Judge Declares Mistrial in Buju Banton's Drug Case

The drug trial of Jamaican reggae artist Buju Banton ended in a mistrial this afternoon when jurors said they could not agree on a verdict a... Read more »

Man Finds Dead Mouse in Loaf of Bread

Stephen Forse, a British father of two, purchased a loaf of bread online. He had already ate some of the bread the day before, but as he was... Read more »

Apparently, Whenever NFLer Shaun Smith Sees Another Man's Penis, He's Gotta Grab It

Kansas City Chiefs defensive end Shaun Smith is building quite a reputation around the NFL; He's been branded a serial package-grabber. ... Read more »

Woman Throws Hot Grease on Grandkids

Dorothy Williams Hutchinson, 51 and her husband Johnnie, 51, got into an argument in their Gainesville, Fla. home about 1am Sunday. She told... Read more »

Aging Airmen: Aliens Deactivated US, British Nuclear Missiles

By far, this is the nuttiest thing in the news today. Aliens have landed, infiltrated British nuclear missile sites and deactivated the weap... Read more »

WATCH: Cop 'Arrests' Boy For Having Sex With His Stepdaughter

When a San Jose police officer found out a 15-year-old boy was having consensual sex with his 14-year-old stepdaughter, he swooped down on t... Read more »

What's Going on in this Video?

Sure, this woman may be adept at performing this trick deepthroating a balloon, but we're sure she could learn a few skills from Miss E... Read more »

Bishop Eddie Long: 'I Gon' Fight' Sex Charges...So Keep Sending in Those Tithes and Offerings! Jesus Says So. Plus, I Need a New iPad

How You Doin pastor Eddie Long aka "Dick Tracy" donning his best Sunday wig, spoke to his congregants yesterday morning, several d... Read more »

Bishop Eddie Long Might as Well Come on Out of the Closet Today! Not Sunday! They're New Accusations He Drugged Then Had Sex With a 17-year-old Boy

A fourth man is suing How You Doin preacher Eddie Long, claiming Eddie aka "Dick Tracy" (pictured above in a photo he sent to his ... Read more »

WATCH: Aretha Franklin Loves PBS

Aretha Franklin is a diva. The singer appeared on PBS wearing one of her muumuu from the I'll Eat Whatever I Want collection extolling h... Read more »

Woman Told the Only Way She'll Ever Get a Job is if She Put a Bag Over Her Face

A British woman with 20 piercing and 30 tattoos was told by a job counsellor that the only way she was ever going to find a job, was if she ... Read more »

Thief Gets Taken Away With the Trash

James Brienzo is a donkey. After stealing items from an Alliance, Ohio Walmart store yesterday, he tried to evade police by jumping into a d... Read more »

Before They Began Servicing Bishop Eddie Long on the Reg, Anthony Flagg and Maurice Robinson Were Braggadocious Boys Trying to Impress Girls

On Tuesday, Anthony Flagg and Maurice Robinson filed lawsuits against mega-church pastor Eddie Long, claiming he brain-washed and coerced th... Read more »

What the F*ck is Going on in This Video?

This is art. Art is subjective. And you were just subjected to watching Chris hold a teacup for 60 seconds. Drink the tea, Chris. source Read more »

Ghostface Killah Reminisces About Ol’ Dirty Bastard's Penis

NOTE: NSFW. Again, if you're at work, put your headphones on, because this ish is wild. source Read more »

Atlanta is For Lovers

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Mother Stabbed Over Comments Her Daughter Made on Facebook

View more news videos at: http://www.nbcchicago.com/video . Judith E. Scott-Booker, 41, and her 18-year-old daughter Brianna Smith, have bee... Read more »

Juice Boxes are Making You Gay

Alex Jones, a conservative, ring-wing conspiracy theorist with a syndicated radio show, believes the US government is encouraging the use of... Read more »

FIGHT! Woman Holding Baby Gets in Bus Brawl

Police in San Antonio, Texas have released video of two mothers brawling on a city bus. One woman had a baby strapped to her chest, while ot... Read more »

Man Has Sex with Dinosaur

Somewhere in Philly, a pervert is laying low. One man put a new twist on bestiality Sunday afternoon when he sexually assaulted a dinosaur -... Read more »

The Most Inspiring Story of the Day

Jerry French of Sun City, Utah is an inspiration. The 58-year-old was born without hands and feet, and was ridiculed as a child... but look ... Read more »

Hey, Bishop Long. The 'Spiritual Sons' You 'Married' and Coerced into Having Sex With You Are Suing Your Ass!

Bishop Eddie Long, who's the pastor of New Birth Missionary Baptist Church, a 25,000-member church in Atlanta, Ga., is facing allegation... Read more »

Despite What Your No-Good Ex Says, Getting a Divorce is a Piece of Cake

If (and when) that times come when you "hate that 'vermin' you call a spouse like poison", Steven Miller is your pitbull d... Read more »

Man Beats Down Pregnant Girlfriend Because She Told Him to Smoke Outside

Terrell Levine, 34, faces aggravated battery, aggravated assault and kidnapping charges after he beat down his pregnant girlfriend because s... Read more »

WATCH: Man Restrains Bank Robber ... By Sitting on Him

Last Wednesday, Thomas Bayse, 37, robbed a bank in St. Louis, Mo. but he didn't get far. A customer (Doug Lesar) chased him down the str... Read more »

WATCH: Hatin' on Toys R Us

We're not sure if this man's a comedian or has real beef with Toys R Us, but he sure is hilarious. (Note: NSFW). Coloring books make... Read more »

What The Eff is Going on in this Video?

Before you start laughing, this man could be suffering from a seizure. Or he could be a crackhead. Either way, someone needs to get him to a... Read more »

WATCH: Gay Best Friend

He's a guy, but he only likes boys. My gay best friend. Ehaow . source Read more »

Blind Item: Which Male Actor Was Photographed Having Sex with Other Men?

Big dilemma over at a major magazine. They are the first to receive multiple photos of a very famous actor in compromising positions with ot... Read more »

And This Little Piggy Hurled Racial Slurs All the Way Home

What amazes us most about this video is not the hosing down of the racist woman, but that she's a lazy racist who got hosed down with Ho... Read more »

Whole Foods Puts Labels on Some Seafood with Advice Not to Buy It

Whole Foods has a concience. Sort of. The grocery-food chain is urging customers not to buy certain seafood at their stores, by placing warn... Read more »

11,000 People Died in Russia This Summer

Global warming is no joke. Moscow registered nearly 11,000 deaths due to an unprecedented heatwave this summer, a city official said, as the... Read more »

WATCH: Baby Crawls into Traffic

Remember the baby who crawled into a street in Texas earlier in year ? Well, another baby is lucky to be alive, after he crawled into the bu... Read more »

Hold on a Sec! What's Going on This Video? (Maybe NSFW)

Dover, you've been a bad, bad boy. Now carry on. Here's another one for you : Someone, somewhere probably lost their job for leaking... Read more »

The Pope's Astronomer is Nuts!

Guy Consolmagno, who serves as Pope Benedict's astronomer -- wait, did you know the Pope had 12 astronomers on staff?!? -- says he will ... Read more »

Apparently a Tornado Touched Down in New York Yesterday

While there hasn't been an official confirmation from the National Weather Service that a tornado did, in fact, make landfall in New Yor... Read more »

McDonald's Serves Up New Burger -- the McBitten

John Carel, a minister from Eureka Springs, Ark., ordered a hamburger from a McDonald's drive-through window earlier this month -- but s... Read more »

The Kindle Couldn't Buy This Type of Publicity

A Portland, Ore. bus driver has been suspended after he was caught on camera reading a book on a -- Kindle! While driving! Oh, brother, Appl... Read more »

Label Whore

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Woman Will Stab Any Bitch Who Talks Smack About Her Smelly Feet!

An Monroe, Wash. woman faces charges of second-degree assault with a deadly weapon after she stabbed a man in the back because he teased her... Read more »