The Weekend is Brought to You The Llama Song

We don't know why this song is 10 hours long, but since it's the weekend and it's still freezing outside... enjoy. (PS: If don... Read more »

Cheating Wife, Lover Get Stuck Together During Sex

Sometimes these stories out of Africa are so fantastical we don't even believe them, but and however.... A cheating wife's tryst... Read more »

'Hot Felon' Jeremy Meeks is Getting Ripped in Prison in Preparation for Modeling, Acting Career

Jeremy Meeks, the convicted felon who became Internet famous last year after his mugshot went viral, says he's looking forward to a car... Read more »

The Republican Party Is For the Birds

We rarely cover politics here, but what happened tonight in Washington is just embarrassing -- for the country! Bordering on dysfunction, ... Read more »

Kelly Osbourne Leaves 'Fashion Police'

Days after "Fashion Police" co-host Kelly Osbourne threatened to quit the show following a scandal involving co-host Giuliana Ran... Read more »

Fake Butt Doctor Claims Amber Rose, Chris Brown's Girlfriend Were Regular Clients

As predicted, there was more tea spilled at the murder trial of Padge-Victoria Windslowe aka "Black Madam," when she took the sta... Read more »

Meanwhile, in Florida

You know what, this Boynton Beach man ↑↑↑ was so over it. After being spurned by his niece for a ride to the liquor store, a Boynton Beac... Read more »

83-year-old Lady Busted For Stealing Live Lobsters From Grocery Store For a Month

An 83-year-old woman is facing shoplifting charges for her part in a shoplifting ring that stole live lobsters from an Atlanta grocery sto... Read more »

This Lady Stabbed a 19-year-old Woman to Death Because She Was Dating a Man in His 50s

Natassia Pettis, 32, of Chicago, Illinois is charged with first-degree murder in connection with the stabbing of 19-year-old Keianna Paul d... Read more »

Fake Butt Doc on Trial For Murder: 'I Just Wanted to Help People With Self-Esteem Issues'

We have been waiting for this day. What day is that you ask? The day Padge-Victoria Windslowe -- who is on trial for murdering Claudia Ader... Read more »

Hello, Is This the Local News? People Are Taking Selfies With Sea Lions And I'm Very Upset

Cathy Mayer of Encinitas, California, says beachgoers are harassing stranded sea lions by taking pictures of/with them. "They're ... Read more »

Llamas Lead Police on High-Speed Chase

Around lunchtime this afternoon in Sun City, Arizona, two llamas, who were part of a mobile petting zoo, broke loose and went on the run. ... Read more »

Lady Stole $25K From Little League Then 'Accidentally' Spent it on Fast Food, Cigarettes

A 50-year-old mother of six who embezzled more than $25,000 from her children's Southeast Portland Little League was sentenced Thursday... Read more »

Customer Sees Mouse in Burger King, Immediately Demands Refund

Everybody knows fast food places are not safe for life , so a mouse on the ceiling of a Burger King in London seems just about normal to ... Read more »

Facebook Adds 59th Gender Option

Did you know, as of yesterday, there were 58 gender options on Facebook? Agender Androgyne Androgynous Bigender Cis Cisgender Cis ... Read more »

This Lady Wants $1 Million a Month in Child Support

We don't know who this woman is, but clearly isn't... from this planet. A multibillionaire hedge fund owner could be on the hook f... Read more »

Meanwhile, in Florida

Police have opened a criminal investigation into an officer who was videotaped pushing and slapping a homeless man at a bus terminal in do... Read more »

Queen Jailed For Playing With 14-year-old Boy's Bird While He Slept

This queen ↑↑↑ is a sicko. When her 14-year-old son began locking his bedroom door at night and shoving his bed against it, a Jonesboro mo... Read more »

'America's Next Top Model' Finalist Mirjana Puhar Found Murdered

Police in Charlotte have confirmed that Mirjana Puhar, who was a finalist on the 21st cycle of "America's Next Top Model" (wh... Read more »

Lady Fined For Screaming Bible Verses Outside Homes, On City Streets

Martha Nagbe from Lisbon, North Dakota called the media because she was recently ordered to pay $150 in fines for “unnecessary noise.... Read more »

Eric Garner, Trayvon Martin, Michael Brown's Families and Attorneys Share How They Really Feel About Rev. Al Sharpton

Project Veritas, a non-profit that investigates and exposes corruption, fraud and other misconduct by public officials, has Rev. Al Sharpt... Read more »

Fake Butt Doctor Blackmailed Real Doctor For Years

The trial for Padge Victoria Windslowe, aka Black Madam -- who's charged with murdering a British student by injecting silicone and Kra... Read more »

You Can Now Pick Up Packages While Eating the Disgusting Food at the Waffle House

The Waffle House is not one our favorite places. Not only because they have roaches but also because the food is terrible . Starting today... Read more »

About That $20

In all her years, this Alabama woman's first brush with the law is something. A 79-year-old woman was arrested Sunday morning after Mo... Read more »

Man Jailed After Acting Out Scenes From 'Fifty Shades of Grey' on an Unwilling Participant

A 19-year-old freshman studying bio-nuclear engineering at the University of Illinois at Chicago was arrested and charged with felony aggra... Read more »

The Weekend is Brought to You By This Subway Pole Dancer

We'll give you a couple days to try to unsee that. If you still have your vision, however, take a look at what you might've missed... Read more »

'He Just Went From Being a Police Officer to Being a Butt,' Says Woman Suing Police For Police Brutality

Last January, Tyesha Calhoun of Riverside, California was driving a car when she was hit by a drunk driver. Instead of calling 911, she ca... Read more »

This Man Plans to Sue Jack In The Box Because Worker 'Threw Drink at Him'

Last Saturday evening, Adrian Duncan says he ordered a meal in the drive-thru of a Jack In The Box restaurant in Houston when he got into... Read more »

What's That Smell?!

Indiana State Police say an Interstate 65 exit ramp in White County was closed Thursday afternoon after two tons of fecal matter spilled o... Read more »

Bobbi Kristina's Breathing Tube Removed

Doctors have removed Bobbi Kristina's breathing tube to help prevent infection, but her condition has not changed, according to family ... Read more »

Man Bites Off Woman's Nose After She Broke Up With Him

Earlier this month, Michele Messer of Myrtle Beach, SC says she ran into a man she recently broke up with and he asked to speak with her. ... Read more »

Illegal Butt Injections Murder Suspect Tells Judge She's 'Michelangelo of Buttocks Injections'

In 2011, a British student died after attending a pumping party inside a Philadelphia hotel room hosted by this tranny ↑↑↑, who injected i... Read more »

Here's the Juicy, Detailed Police Report from Warren Sapp's Solicitation Arrest

Earlier this month former NFL analyst Warren Sapp was in Phoenix to cover the Super Bowl, but he ended up in jail and lost in job in one fe... Read more »

Mother Punched Her Son in Face Because He's 'Too Feminine, Gay'

Police in Memphis have arrested Jacqueline Alexander and charged her with domestic assault after she beat her son for being too feminine an... Read more »

Middle Eastern Man Jailed For Slapping TSA Officer

This ↑↑↑ 43-year-old clearly lost his damn mind -- in Florida, of course! A man was arrested after slapping a Transportation Security Admi... Read more »

Doctoral Student Creates Tattoo Removal Cream

Alec Falkenham, a 27-year-old PhD student at Canada's Dalhousie University has developed a topical cream that he says will make tattoo ... Read more »

Homeowners Tackle, Tie Up Man They Caught Burglarizing Their Home

Last Friday, a father and son returned to their Olympia, Washington home to find their front door broken and inside burglarized. Moments l... Read more »

Cops Are Tapping Your Cellphone Without Your Knowledge

While this might not come as surprise, law enforcement agencies across the country are tapping your cellphone on a daily basis without a s... Read more »

Meanwhile, in Florida

If we've said once, we've said it a thousand times : Florida is a strange, strange place. A naked woman stopped traffic Sunday nig... Read more »

Judge Orders Woman to Write Letters to Man Who Beat Her, Slit Her Throat

A British woman who was tortured for seven hours and had her throat slashed in front of her twin sons has been forced to write to her attac... Read more »