Man High on Drugs Strips Naked, Bites Man

You already knew this happened in Florida, didn't you? Almost a month after a man high on bath salts was shot and killed when he wouldn... Read more »

NBA Baller Tony Parker Injured in Chris Brown-Drake Brawl Sues For $20 Million

Last week (was it last week? frankly, we're too uninterested to give a damn), temper-tantrum-throwing convicted felon Chris Brown and D... Read more »

Man Claims 'Leprechauns' Beat Him Up For Dancing With a Woman

Are leprechauns ambushing people on the streets of Seattle? One man says he has the bruises to prove it. A man claims that “a bunch of lepre... Read more »

Lady Calls 911 From Jail

We've seen this stupidity several times before . Maybe Pamela Mason has, too. Earlier this month, the 52-year-old was arrested and throw... Read more »

Students Relentlessly Torment School Bus Aide

These young kids nowadays have no respect. In a video posted to YouTube, students at Greece Middle School in Greece, NY bullied and verbally... Read more »

'Cause You Don't Want to be Eating No Bugs...'

A man snapped some photos of cockroaches crawling over bread inside a display at a Food Town in Houston.... Read more »

Siohvaughn Wade Probably Forgot to Take Her Meds -- Again

Poor Siohvaughn Funches-Wade. The reportedly emotionally unstable (read: cuckoo crazy!) and violent ex-wife of NBA baller Dwyane Wade has l... Read more »

Lady Jailed For Sitting on Landlord as He Tried to Collect Late Rent

If you're behind on rent, don't put your big behind on your landlord's head because that will land you in jail. Kellen Carroll s... Read more »

Squid Impregnates Woman's Mouth

Are you having calamari this weekend? Read this. A 63-year-old Korean woman was inseminated by a cooked squid while she was eating it. The w... Read more »

Man Calls 911 When Deli Messes Up His Turkey & Ham Sandwich Order

Poor Rother McLennon. All he wanted was his sandwich the right way -- "little turkey, and little ham, a lot of cheese and a lot of mayo... Read more »

Kola Boff Goes in on Kimora Lee Simmons + She Alleges Kimora is a Lesbian

For months, author Kola Boof has been firing shots at Kimora Lee Simmons, with whom she has had a grudge stemming from something Kimora supp... Read more »

Man Sues NYC After Cops 'Strangled His Penis'

A Brooklyn man has slapped the City of New York with a lawsuit after he claims police officers falsely arrested him for drinking in public, ... Read more »

Man Doesn't Want to Go to Jail, Offers Cop $200 Bribe

In this newly-released video, 22-year-old Christopher Taylor, who was arrested after he was kicked out of a bar in Flagstaff, Arizona last m... Read more »

WATCH: Thieves Break Into Moving Truck

This is something you don't see everyday -- well, unless you watch "The Fast and the Furious." According to police in Romania,... Read more »

What the Hail?!

Last week, a tornado ripped through Missouri, Illinois and Kentucky. Three people were killed and an 11-year-old girl suffered head and arm ... Read more »

Weeks After Judge Denied Woman's Request For Restraining Order Against Her Ex, He Sets Her on Fire

Two weeks ago a 34-year-old Naomie Breton asked a Florida judge for a protective order to keep Roosevelt Mondesir, 54, the father of her 4-... Read more »

He Had a Wreck! Megachurch Pastor Creflo Dollar Arrested For Assaulting Teenage Daughter

Creflo Dollar -- who's the pastor at the World Changers Church International in Atlanta -- just "had a wreck" of his own. Th... Read more »

Lady High on Drugs Gets Stuck in Tree

Meanwhile, in Phoenix, a woman high on mushrooms got stuck in a tree. After two hours, the unnamed woman was brought back down to earth and ... Read more »

Man Reports His Vibrating Panties Stolen

I just can't. A hotel guest told police he was missing two iPads and his vibrating panties after an encounter with a woman in his room. ... Read more »

Lady Strips in Public, Cops Are Not Amused

Obviously, this happened in Florida. Tracy Mabb, 35, was charged with exposing her vagina, breasts and buttocks to passersby and motorists a... Read more »

Two People Shot, Killed at Funeral

Moments after a pastor completed his sermon at the funeral ceremony for Ryan Devon Guider, 19, who was killed last month after he stole stol... Read more »

Drunk Man Steals Wheelchair, Goes on Joyride

Raymond Kulma has just landed his seventh DUI arrest. The 55-year-old was arrested in Utica, Michigan last month after he stole a motorized ... Read more »

Man High on Bath Salts Bites Man's Face

The zombies are here. Weeks after a Florida zombie was shot dead while eating off a man's face , comes this story of a Louisiana man who... Read more »

Lauryn Hill Charged With Tax Evasion

Lauryn Hill was charged with three counts of failing to file tax returns with the IRS for 2005, 2006 and 2007. According to the US Attorney ... Read more »

Cop Tasers 8 Months Pregnant Woman During Parking Dispute

We don't know what really happened here, but we do know for sure a police brutality lawsuit will be coming down the pike. Tuesday night ... Read more »

Homeless Teen Graduates High School, Earns College Scholarship

Life for 19-year-old Fred Dukes has not been easy -- but the homeless student graduated from an Atlanta high school last month and earned a ... Read more »

Drug-Resistant STD Spreading Worldwide

Drug-resistant strains of gonorrhoea have spread to countries across the world, the United Nations health agency said on Wednesday, and mill... Read more »

Meanwhile, in South Carolina, Mother Jailed For Cheering at Daughter's Graduation Ceremony

They really are cracking down on celebratory cheering at high school graduation ceremonies. Shannon Cooper was arrested last weekend and cha... Read more »

High School Student Denied Diploma Because of His Family's 'Excessive Cheering' at Graduation Ceremony

Say what? Anthony Cornist, who graduated from a Cincinnati high school last month will not receive his diploma because his family cheered to... Read more »

Pastor Tries to Mow Down Wife With $150K Bentley

Divorce can be ugly. Deborah Ray, the estranged wife of Memphis pastor Frank Ray, says he tried to mow her down with his $150,000 Bentley la... Read more »

NY Governor to Decriminalize Possession of Small Amounts of Weed

Andrew Cuomo, the governor of New York, is calling on lawmakers to decriminalize the possession of small amounts of weed -- 25 grams or les... Read more »

Man Bursts into Flames After Applying Sunscreen

After applying Banana Boat sport aerosol sunscreen, Brett Sigworth went to tend to his grill. Seconds later he was engulfed in flames. He wa... Read more »

Week in Review — Brought to You By This Tutorial on How to Dance in the Club

It's the weekend. You're probably going to the club. Before you do, here's a quick tutorial on the dance moves you'll see. O... Read more »