Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Amy Winehouse is 'Jewmaican' and a Rapper, Too

Former singer Amy Winehouse has been driving her neighbors crazy with her late-night recording sessions at her in-home studio and she's about to burst a few eardrums with her new musical direction.

Earlier in the year her plans for a reggae album was shot down, but during a recent recording session, Amy decided that she's a rapper and she laid down laid down 16 bars.

"Listen. I can write ten raps a night, it don't matter but you know that it's tight / I will never wear my hair out unless I am with the best / Oh snap I never knew that. Well I know that I'm a Jew. Well, a Jewmaican / Anyway if you can, uh, smoke bacon, then, uh, I reckon that ah ah."

Singer Zalon should have told her no, no, no.

Newark, NJ Bans Conan O'Brien

Last week on the Late Show with Conan O'Brien, Conan took a stab (no pun intended) at Newark, NJ (that's the How You Doin' state as Wendy used to say) and the city's mayor, Cory Booker, has retaliated (again, no pun intended) by adding Conan to Newark Airport's no-fly list. Don't all the "famous" people use Teterboro Airport anyway?

This is sorta feud we like. A fake one where no on gets hurt.

Kanye Throws Tantrum When He Doesn't Get Chicken


It appears that Krazy Kanye has not put his massive ego in check and disappear from the scene, like he promised to do following his outburst at the VMAs a few weeks ago. According to Vibe magazine, Kanye threw a big hissy fit at the Common Ground Foundation last Saturday when the waitress didn't serve him chicken. The travesty!
The rapper was allegedly upset over his not being offered food while in the dressing room backstage. After spotting a man eating chicken, West blurted, “Why wasn’t I offered chicken? You want me to perform for free, [and] everyone is eating… why am I not eating?”

When the waitress explained that he never asked for food, ‘Ye yelled, “Well, I’m asking now!” After receiving chicken, he allegedly proceeded to take a bite and then throw the rest in the trash. Meanwhile, the rapper’s beau Amber Rose, stood silent, while other celebrities backstage watched in awe.
Divas don't come any bigger than Krazy Kanye. And why are we not surprised gaybot Amber did nothing. Then again, she probably ate the chicken intended for Kanye!

Sidebar: Lady Gaga has defended Kanye's VMA antic as a mistake.

"He's a good guy and everybody makes mistakes, and he feels so f**king bad. He really doe," she says. "Everyone likes to focus on gossip, but he's changed music and he's really prolific and an incredible person, and I think it's unfair to judge somebody on one mistake they've made. That moment really portrayed him in a way that he really isn't. It was just a random moment."

But Gaga, that wasn't the first "mistake" Kanye has made. His awards show stunts have been well documented.


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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Hater Anthem

We all have haters. While this lady wants you to suck on her dog's balls, Greg wants haters (or impolite people) to suck on something else.




( And yes, how's everyone doin'. )

Video Captures Beating Death of Chicago Teen


Derrion Albert, 16, was brutally beaten to death in front of his Chicago community center last Thursday. A three minute video shot by a fellow student on her cell phone was released to police and ultimately providing the evidence which led to the arrests and charges of just four teenagers -- Silvonus Shannon, 19, Eric Carson, 16, Eugene Bailey, 18, and Eugene Riley, 18.

This video will tear you apart. It's so sad.

Mother Locked Son Inside Closet For More Than Four Years! He Escaped.


A woman was arrested after her 14-year-son told the authorities that he escaped from a home where he had been kept for four and a half years, spending most of his time locked in a bedroom closet.

A security guard at a National Guard facility in Oklahoma City called the police after the teenager showed up malnourished and with numerous scars and other signs of abuse, Sgt. Gary Knight said.

The boy was taken to a hospital and then turned over to the custody of the Department of Human Services, Sergeant Knight said.

The boy’s mother, LaRhonda Marie McCall, 37, and a friend, Steve Vern Hamilton, 38, were arrested on 20 complaints each of child abuse and child neglect. They both remained jailed Tuesday on $400,000 bond.





Italy's PM Finds The Obamas' Skin Color Hilarious


Italy's Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi just can't get over the fact that President Obama and the First Lady are black. In fact, he finds it hilarious.

When President Obama was elected last November, the prime minister referred to the first African American president of the United States as “young, handsome, and even has a good tan." Oh, that same night as the US elections, Berlusconi was allegedly in bed (as in in bed) with a prostitute.

Word traveled fast.

At last week's G20 summit in Pittsburgh First Lady Michelle Obama refused to hug him - like she did to other world leaders. Instead, she offered him a formal, firm handshake. (This pic, taken at that moment is priceless. Look at his face! Look at Obama's face. You can tell he was not amused.)

That snub only riled up Berlusconi more. The "tan" jokes continued last week when he returned to Italy.

He told a group of supporters:

“What’s his name? Some tanned guy. Ah, Barack Obama....You won’t believe it, but the two of them sunbathe together, because the wife is also tanned.”

What?!


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Mashonda Airs Out Alicia Keys on Twitter


We guess Swizz Beatz wasn't successful in imposing a gag order on estranged wife Mashonda, because she took to Twitter last week to air out Alicia Keyes, whom she calls, in not so many words, a homewrecker. Wait, she did call her a homewrecker. Apparently now that Alicia and Swizz are out with their love, Mashonda still feels that Alicia is being insensitive.

Alicia was recording and Tweeted some random thoughts: “Having a heated debate n the studio. Question is...N love is it better to go 4 the choice that is "SMART" or the choice that has "SPARK"??"

"Studio debates are always random and funny! LOL! I stay out of them. I'm GOOOODDD!!! ;-) ;-)" "evn the things u might b ashamed of,love is feelin comfort&safe wit some1,but still gettin weak knees whn they walk n2 a room & smile at u...." "love is knowin all abt some1, & still wantin 2 b wit thm more thn any other persn. love is trustin the enuf 2 tell thm everythin abt urself," "I don't pretend 2 no wht luv is 4 every1, I can tell u wht it is for me;"

Well, those messages set Mashonda off, and in a lengthy tweet, she decided to get at Alicia, woman to woman.

[ read it after the jump ]


"After having a great evening with my son and enjoying some fun twit chat, I decided to sign off and get some work done. However, a few hours later I was advised that I should check @aliciakeys twit page. I've never reached out to her on twitter before. I feel our issues are a lot more serious than a website conversation. Not to mention that I've reached out to her many times in the beginning of this whole thing, as any wife would do. Unfortunately, I never succeeded in getting a response. The 1st time I meet AK, my husband introduced us to each other at an event. ( I have no choice but to call him my husband, until he is not anymore) In the messages that I sent to her (AK), I made it very clear that on the contrary of what she might be hearing, I am still married to my husband, living with him and just had a child. Its been two years and I still have not received a response. What I do receive, is constant displays of selfishness and disconcern to me and my son.

"I was a fan of AK's last album, we were both signed to J Records and I always checked up on her projects. I sang her songs and admired her for creating Superwoman and Karma, I would never deny her, her talent. I believed in her until I found out she was possibly sleeping with my husband. The affair was denied by both, until it was finally admitted months later.

"Already I can hear some of you saying " why are u blaming her, You cant make someone leave their wife, You cant break something thats broken". Well, my marriage was not broken, as far as I knew we were celebrating our sons birth and getting ready to celebrate our 5 year wedding anniversary . Call it blind love, whatever. I call it being a devoted wife.. As far as me blaming her and not blaming him, thats false. Me and my husband have worked out our differences. We are in a good place as people and as parents. I accept his choices and I am comfortable enough with myself to move on. I am so very blessed in many ways.

"My concern with AK is no longer the fact that she assisted in destroying a family but that she has the audacity to make these selfish comments about love and wanting to be with someone, even after knowing their situation. How is this the same Superwoman that I sang out loud with in my truck? I ask myself sometimes.

"If you are reading this Alicia, let me start by saying, you know what you did. You know the role you played and you know how you contributed to the ending of my marriage. You know that I asked you to step back and let me handle my family issues. Issues that you helped to create.

"Im not saying everything was perfect all the time but no relationship is perfect. We made a vow to God and I believe you should have respected that, as a woman. I know you owe me or my son nothing but I just wish you would've handled things more carefully. I'm not judging you, I put you and the whole situation in the hands of God, the Higher Power. Just know that as a woman, I expected so much more from you. I never had intentions on reaching out to you this way but after reading your twits tonight, and the constant disregard, you left me no choice. I feel that after 1 and a half years of you hiding this affair and acting like it doesnt exist, that now is the time to confront it, since you talk so openly about it now

"This is not a publicity stunt, I dont have a record coming out. I just need to close this chapter in my life and that means confronting our issues. There is a small child involved. His dad loves him to death and he wants to spend more time with him but hes afraid because he knows we don't have a relationship. This is my main concern. My son NEEDS his dad and I NEED to be comfortable with you. For him!

"I know many will see my point and many will not be able to look into what's real because they only want to see Alicia Keys the celebrity, not the human. This is not for the "people", this is for you. Like I said I was left no choice but to reach out to you this way. By now, Im sure you want to find a balance in this as well.

"I read your tweets tonight and I felt they were very insensitive. You have no idea how much pain I was caused because of this affair. Its baffling to me that you don't understand what I might have gone through with this situation. I dont consider myself a victim anymore, Ive learned alot from this! I just ask you to try and be a bit more realistic and delicate to the situation, at least until my divorce is final. I felt me attending the party would have been a starting point for us, since you shook my hand after I offered it, but I suppose I was wrong.

"If its so, that you and my husband are meant to be together, then God bless you both and I hope you never have to deal with what I did. I would not wish it on my worst enemy. If you two being together forever is the case, its more of a reason for us to get along, because I'm not going anywhere. Theres a child to be raised.

"To answer your tweet, choose smart over spark. Sparks burn everyone, be smart! Its simple actually, just think of the shoe being on the other foot.

"Stay blessed and lets work this thing out with respect and dignity."



Question: Doesn't Mashonda have Alicia's - or knows someone who has Alicia's - telephone number?


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Former Aide Accuses President Clinton of Hugging Her 9 Years Ago!


A woman with a book to sell is claiming former president Bill Clinton hugged her and that that hug was inappropriate.

Stacy Parker Aab, a former political staffer, claims that in 2000 at the G8 Summit in Okinawa, Japan, president Clinton "summoned her to his hotel room, escorted her onto the balcony and gave her a hug that she says lingered just a little too long to be paternal," reports the NY Daily News.

Stacy also claims president Clinton's close friend and adviser Vernon Jordan (who was married at the time) kissed her twice - but they were on a date.

Does that count as being sexually inappropriate?

Stacy, look down!



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Monday, September 28, 2009

Another Reality Show Contestant is Accused of Murdering His Girlfriend


According to police, self-proclaimed preacher and a contestant on the 2000 show "The Sexiest Bachelor in America" will be arraigned next week for allegedly torturing and murdering his girlfriend, an ex-adult movie actress. This case is eerily similar to that of Ryan Jenkins, another reality show contestant.

Brian Lee Randone, 45, was charged last week with one count of murder and one count of torture. He was scheduled for arraignment on Sept. 29 and faces 25 years to life in prison if convicted, said Jane Robison, a spokeswoman for the Los Angeles County district attorney's office.

Brian remained jailed Friday on $2 million bail.

He was arrested on Sept. 11. Prosecutors said he beat and choked Felicia Lee during a domestic dispute at their apartment then dialed 911 to report she was unconscious.

"It appeared to be torture prior to the murder," Sgt. Brian Schoonmaker, a homicide detective working the case, said Friday. Felicia apparently suffered dozens of injuries in the 24 hours before she died.

The two had lived together for only a few months.

New SNL Cast Mate Drops F-Bomb On Live Show

On Saturday's painfully unfunny Saturday Night Live season premier, new cast mate Jenny Slate caused a ruckus when she dropped an f-bomb during an, er, very unfunny skit about biker chicks. (Don't worry, she's not getting fired.)

What's Going On Here?

There's some freaky-deeky ish going on in Russia!






Friday, September 25, 2009

Ne-Yo is Torn Over Music He Wrote for Michael, Excited About Writing Jennifer Hudson's Next Album


Ne-Yo, who was writing "melodic" songs for Michael Jackson's comeback album until -- well, you know what happened -- tells New York magazine he's undecided as to what to do with the music, since the songs were specifically written for his idol, Michael.

“It’s sitting there, waiting to either come out on someone else or not come out at all," he said. "I don’t know. I’m kind of on the fence because it was music that was meant to go to Michael, so I would kind of feel funny about giving it to someone else. Some people have been like, ‘Well, why don’t you release it yourself?’ Same reason. Because it was supposed to go to Mike. So I don’t know. I’ll sit and listen to it again and figure out what I want to do.”

What he's definitely sure about, though, is writing Jennifer Hudson's entire sophomore album and changing her sound up a bit.

“I’m quite probably going to be executive-producing her whole project," he told the magazine. "She wants this one to be a lot more personal than the last one was. And she’s had a lot of stuff to deal with, personally. The marriage; she just had a baby; and, you know, the whole.... A lot of things to talk about. So we’re gonna take all of these experiences and turn them into music, somehow.”

The checks never stop coming in for him and we gotta congratulate.


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Hiiiiyeeeee! I'm Kelly

The woman with the most bizarre looking fake breasts is also a genius! (PS: You'll be able to see those fake boobs in the December issue of Playboy magazine.)

Warren G Is Not Buying Your Excuses. Pay The Man!


Did you know Warren G has a new album dropping on Tuesday? We had no clue.

In an utterly hilarious interview with Vanity Fair, he talks about, among other things, staying solvent in this recession, he's not related to former president Warren G. Harding (but Warren Buffet is a distant cousin), his 2008 arrest for possession of weed with intent to sell, his not wanting gay people corrupting his four kids (and one on the way)... and then there was this exchange:

VF: Not to downplay the gay media conspiracy, but I think more people about concerned about the corruption on Wall Street. From Madoff to AIG, it doesn’t seem like there’s anybody we can trust. In this financial climate, does it make more sense to invest in Citigroup or the Crips?
Warren G: Oh, hell no! Invest in the Crips? That’s crazy, man!

So you think the Bloods are a better investment?
Neither one of them! You don’t wanna get involved in any of that!

You’re not seriously suggesting buying Citigroup stock, are you?
None of that shit, man. I think this recession was all caused by these humongous corporations. Those motherfuckers got money. Even with the recession, those motherfuckers got money. But everybody use the recession as an excuse. Everybody in the music industry, they be like, “We can’t pay you. It’s the recession, it’s the recession.” Recession my ass, motherfuckers. People got to get paid for what they’re worth. You know what I’m saying? You making a hundred thousand on a show and you only be giving me some crumbs. That shit gonna run out.

For the rest of the hilarity, go here.

WTF! Man Sues Bank of America for 1,784 Billion, Trillion Dollars (No, That's Not a Typo)


Dalton Chiscolm has filed perhaps the largest lawsuit known to man, and the defendants, Bank of America, are probably laughing as hard as we are.

According to various reports, Dalton filed the lawsuit against Bank of America and its board in August. He demanded that "1,784 billion, trillion dollars" be deposited into his account the next day. He also demanded an additional $200,164,000, court papers show.

The judge who was assigned this case, is apparently, also laughing.

"Incomprehensible," U.S. District Judge Denny Chin said in a brief order released Thursday in Manhattan federal court.

"He seems to be complaining that he placed a series of calls to the bank in New York and received inconsistent information from a 'Spanish womn,'" the judge wrote. "He apparently alleges that checks have been rejected because of incomplete routing numbers."

He has until October 23 to better explain the basis for his claims, or else see his complaint will be dismissed.

Daily Finance is reporting that Dalton filed a $892 million billion dollars -- or $892 quadrillion lawsuit last January against his landlord. He alleged that "Manerment nor mainterntmen had no atcuse's to go in my apartment what so ever I had to keep a lock no the kichen cabernit." The court dismissed his complaint.

OK, we see where this is going. From reading that one line from his complaint, maybe he's not that bright -- or he's crazy!



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Tyson Beckford Says He's Not Gay, But If He Were...


... he would totally sodomize President Obama!

That's what he said on last night's episode of Bravo's Watch What Happens Live, where he and long-time friend Atlanta "housewife" Kandi Burruss were guests.

The model cum TV host -- who is just beautiful to look at -- said he's currently single and doesn't understand where the gay rumors stem from, but he's definitely not (or has he ever been) gay.

Ummm, maybe he should ask his baby mama about the rumors.

But listen to him talk about "topping" the president -- which, coincidentally, is what Superhead said she caught him doing to Big Tigger!!! Oh, my!

So maybe he's bisexual.

Ehaow!

Sidebar: Tyson also threw grease at Hereè.

President Obama's Got The Smile Down Pat

This week is huge at the United Nations. Dignitaries from around the world are there to take part in the General Assembly and take a photo with President Obama, of course.

The President probably thought: Why should I stand around for hundreds of photos with people I don't know or care to know, when I can have my wax figure from Madame Tussauds shipped in and have them take a picture with that? That's just as good, right?



Wait, that wasn't a wax figure. That's the president in the flesh with the same smile painted on his face in each of those 130 photos Eric Spiegelman found on the White House's Flickr page.


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Book: Michael Jackson Thought Madonna Was in Love With (and Jealous of) Him


The Michael Jackson afterlife show is just heating up. Since his death, stories after stories have surfaced - some of them are probably true.

In a new book, The Michael Jackson Tapes: A Tragic Icon Reveals His Soul In Intimate Conversation, which is based on a 2001 interview the late singer had with his friend Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, the stories keep coming. Come to think of it, Michael had no friends. Remember the other "friend" who exposed private, intimate conversations she had with Michael? (PS: It's worth a listen.)

Apparently Michael thought Madonna was in love with him, but he didn't find her sexy. He did believe, however, she was jealous of him.

"I think she was sincerely in love with me and I was not in love with her. I think she likes shock value and she knows how to push buttons on people. She did a lot of crazy things. I knew we had nothing in common. She is not sexy at all. I think being sexy comes from the heart in the way you present yourself."

The books says Madonna was jealous of his loyal, adoring, female fans.

"They admire you and know you are wonderful and great because they are jealous, because they wish they were in your shoes. Madonna is one of them. She is jealous. She is a girl, a woman and I think that's what bothers her. I think women don't scream for other women. Men are too cool to scream for women. I get the fainting and adulation and she doesn't."

If you've seen Michael Jackson perdform, then you'd know what he was talk about. People would literally faint when they saw him.

The book also claims he considered dating pal Elizabeth Taylor.

BTW, we still can't get over Jermaine's book in which threw Michael - and the rest of the family - under the bus.

Sidebar: Mariah dedicated her new album, “Memoirs of An Imperfect Angel”, which Tuesday, to Michael.

Golden Girls' Bea Arthur Hated Betty White




If you thought the little old ladies on The Golden Girls were all getting along, you thought wrong. In fact, according to the Globe magazine Bea Arthur, who played "Dorothy", hated Betty White ("Rose") and she let her know it.

The very successful show that aired in the late '80s to early '90s featured four women -- Bea, Betty, Rue McClanahan ("Blanche") and Estelle Getty ("Sophia").

A friend of Bea, who died last April from cancer, told the Globe all about the drama.

"Bea told me her bitter feud with Betty started when the were just in their first season," the friend tells the Globe. "She said she didn't like Betty from the start and told me she tried to stay out of White's way when they weren't rehearsing or on camera.

"According to Bea, Betty thought she was the star of the show and acted like it. She said Betty even tried to tell her how to deliver her lines. That's something Bea would never stand for.

"One day, early on in the series, Bea said she just couldn't hold back any more and she let rip at Betty, turning the air blue with her tirade.

"The series became such a huge hit, but the show's execs had a major headache because of the Bea and Betty feud."

"By the end of the run, it often became unbearable t be around them," says Bea's pal. "they simply hated each other."

The friend adds that there was never a reunion show because of the deep-seated hate, and when asked about the possibility of such a show, Bea allegedly would say, "Because Betty White is a (expletive)."

Wow.


Update: Here's Bea Arthur's final interview which aired last April on The Insider.


(Thanks Phillip for the tip.)

Source: Globe magazine, Oct. 5, print edition.

Which is Crazier? Muammar Kadafi or His Style?


Crazy Libyan dictator Muammar Kadafi (or is it "Qadhafi", "Gadhafi", "Gaddafi", or "Qaddafi"?) is in New York this week to address the United Nations, where he told world leaders he's jet-lagged and called for new investigations of the killings of John F. Kennedy, Lee Harvey Oswald, Martin Luther King Jr. Craz-zy! We're gonna let him finish, but first let's discuss his insane style. Since we don't want a hit placed on our heads, we'll let Cityfile discuss it with stylist Phillip Bloch.

Cityfile: You've styled everyone. Can I get your opinion on one person you've never laid your hands on?
Phillip: Who's that?

Moammar Khadafy!
Oh, good Lord. He's a pig.

And he's here in NYC right now.
In a tent, no less.

What's your very first reaction to these pictures?
Hot mess.

What style tips would you give him? Where does a guy like that even begin?
First of all, he needs to go on a diet. And get a haircut. Well, actually, I kind of like the rocker haircut. He's a little Mickey Rourke-ish with those glasses and that hat.

Maybe he could use something to loosen up his tight curls?
Oh, yes. He needs some Bumble & Bumble Curl Diffuser. That's a good one. He's wearing color, so I give him credit for that. But do you have to put all that color together. It's a bit like bad Pucci prints mixed up there.

Do you think any of these looks should be belted?
Not with that waistline, dear. Unless he wants to emphasize his over-expanded waist to match his over-expanded ego. He looks like he's gained weight, actually. Or maybe he's bloated. He needs a good trainer.

They could install an elliptical inside his tent, I guess.
I would send some poisonous spiders into his tent, actually.

That doesn't have anything to do with fashion!
He's just uncivil. He's a pig, really.

You're just not that into him.
I'm not into him, no. But I've supported many Middle Eastern designers over the years, like Elie Saab and Georges Chakra. I'm big in Lebanon. I've used a lot of Lebanese designers. Libya? I don't know much about their designers, but clearly neither does Khadafy!

Maybe we should get him to meet you.
He could call me, sure. But I'd probably set him up for a fall.


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Pamela Anderson is $1.2 million in Debt


Former actress Pamela Anderson is in debt y'all. According to the folks over at Star magazine, Pamela owes more than $1.2 million, the bulk of which stems from the massive remodel she did on her five-bedroom Malibu estate in 2008.

“A lot of people are owed a lot of money,” Jay Bruder, boss of Bruder Construction, tells Star. And none more than him! In June, he filed a $674,043 lien against Pam for the cost of “labor and materials and subcontractors to remodel main house, construct foundations for guest house.”

According to the magazine, Pamela has stiffed several other construction companies and California’s Franchise Tax Board filed a lien last March for unpaid back taxes! She apparently forgot to pay $252,360 in taxes for that year.

One recourse Pam has: Sell her newly-remodeled $6 million home before it's foreclosed on.

Then again she just debuted her eco-friendly fashion line at New Zealand Fashion Week, so she must have some coins coming in, right? BTW, the "design" in the above photos is from the "fashion" line.




Source: Star Magazine, Oct. 5 print edition.
Thursday, September 24, 2009

Actor Randy Quaid and Wife Evi Arrested!


Actor Randy Quaid and his wife Evi have been arrested in west Texas for allegedly skipping out on a $10,000 hotel bill in Santa Barbara, Calif.

The couple is in custody in the town of Marfa but the department isn't releasing other details. Their bail has been set at $20,000 each.

The felony warrant is for burglary, defrauding an innkeeper and conspiracy.

Why burglary charges you ask? Cops said when the couple rented the hotel room they had no intention of paying the bill -- and that, kids, accounts to burglary. And allegedly they've done this in the past.

According to the folks over at TMZ, the Quaids didn't go down without a fight.

Randy physically and verbally assaulted cops and resisted arrest; Evi had to be wrestled to the ground.

What?!



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HIV Vaccine Shows Success in Trials


Researchers announced today that an experimental treatment managed to reduce the risk of becoming infected with the virus that causes AIDS by more than 31 percent.

The results have shocked scientists who didn't expect the trial to produce any significant results.

More than 16,000 volunteers in Thailand determined not to have any particular risk of becoming infected were given a combination of two vaccines that had previously been proven unsuccessful, which is why many had said this trial was a waste of money and time.

But researchers were surprised when, for reasons that aren't entirely clear, the combination seemed to have an effect on HIV strains that are common in Thailand.

Despite the relatively modest benefit, scientists hailed the study as a milestone that could serve as a blueprint for further research and demonstrated that some sort of a vaccine to combat the virus is possible.

The trial, which began in October 2003 and ended up a few months ago, cost $105 million and was mostly paid for by the US National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases. The US Army paid for 25 percent of it.

About 7,500 people are infected with HIV every day, the UN says.


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Woman Gives Birth to 19-pound Baby!



An Indonesian woman gave birth - via C-section, of course -- to a 19.2-pound, 2-foot-long healthy baby boy on Monday.

Doctors suspect the boy's huge size is caused by the glucose his 41-year-old mother took for her diabetes while pregnant.

This is not a record, however. The heaviest baby ever born was delivered in Canada in 1879, according to the Guinness Book of World Records. It weighed 23.12lb and died 11 hours after birth. The record for a baby which survived is held by a boy born in Italy in 1955; he weighed 22lb 8oz.

Glee Puts a Ring On It

On last night's episode of Glee, Fox's new musical-comedy aimed at teenagers, the football players broke out into Beyoncè's choreographed routine for Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It).

(We know what you're asking: No, Kanye didn't interrupt them, but we're almost certain someone will make a video pretty soon.)

Jay-Z Says Lil Mama Was 'Out of Line'


Jay-Z didn't say much then, but he was livid after Lil Mama (who?) jumped onstage while he performed with Alicia Keys at the MTV Video Music Awards.

In an interview with Hot 97's Angie Martinez, Jay-Z says he was "angry" with the interruption especially after putting in so many hours of preparation.

"Me, personally, I would never do that. I would never have the nerve to do that. It's just like, someone's up there performing... We went through rehearsals, we did run-throughs and we worked really hard at the performance to put on a show for people and to interrupt that moment for us, you know, I don't think that was the right thing to do....I actually thought it was the equivalent of what Kanye did to Taylor Swift but nobody really talked about that because I'm not a little sweet girl from the middle of America. And I'm cool with her (Lil Mama) being excited and all that but you have to understand, people put in work to make that performance happen, that took weeks the planning of it. If you look at those screens, we had to go to Yankee Stadium to shoot that live, there was a lot of planning. To disrupt that was out of line. I was a little angry to be honest, but what do I do, fight Lil Mama?"

Yes, fight her! Or let Sasha fight her.

Jokes.


If you didn't see Whats-Her-Face's stage interruption, here it is.




Teen at Center of Gay Exorcism Video Says He's Straight (and the Pope is Jewish)


Earlier this year a Connecticut church uploaded a video to their YouTube channel showing their pastor, er, "prophet" exorcising, er, "casting out", the "gay demon" from a teenage boy.

It sent shockwaves around the Internet; the Department of Family and Children Services even got involved.

Last week on Tyra, the stars of the video -- Jeffrey, "prophet" Patricia and her "overseer" Kelvin -- were there to spread their word and it was an epic fail.

Looking at Jeffrey it's hard to believe he's just 16. He says he knew he was gay since age 5 and even dressed in drag, and despite the exorcism, he still has gay desires.

Prophet Patricia, who may or may not be a down low lesbian, says the process was not an exorcism, but rather "casting out an unclean spirit."

We don't want to say Jeffrey is being brainwashed, but from his mannerisms, his physical appearance, the church's deep involvement in his everyday life and the bullet points he appears to be reciting, something fishy (pun intended) appears to going on here.

No one -- including Tyra and Kamaro, Jeffrey's former counselor at True Colors, a gay teen support group -- believes this boy is straight. In fact, the American Psychological Association, in very clear language, says therapies to make gay people straight don't work.

How long before you think Jeffrey returns to Tyra to show off his new boyfriend or to get one of those Isis specials?

And oh, remember when Wendy outed this prophet? Exactly!

Here's the full Tyra interview.


Here's the video of the actual "casting out" of the gay "demon."



Report: Whitney Tells Oprah 'You're A Liar!'


If you thought Whitney's televised interview with Oprah last week, in which she fessed up to being a crackhead and gave a demonstration on how she smoked weed and crack, the alleged drama behind the scenes was far more interesting.

According to the folks over at The Enquirer, Whitney was angry at Oprah for the things she said about her and ex-husband Bobbbeeeee!, and although she wanted to talk to Oprah, she made the talk show host beg and plead. And, according to the tab, after the interview Whitney let Oprah have it -- calling her a two-faced liar!

"Whitney loved Bobby and heard that Oprah was saying things like, 'Bobby is a loser, a cheater, a washed-up nobody,'" the Enquirer's spy says. "Now that Whitney is out of her marriage and has cleaned up her act, she says that she is happy she got her beautiful daughter, Bobbi Kristina, out of the marriage. She also says that at least she married the man she loved rather than not commit and parade him around to public events the way Oprah does with Stedman. And as far as the drugs go, Whitney pointed out that Oprah hid her own crack cocaine problem. Then when the truth came out, Oprah poured out her heart to her TV audience -- and Whitney believes it was for ratings."

We actually forgot about that, but it's true, Oprah was a crackhead, too. Furthermore, to let the Enquirer tell it, Oprah -- or her people -- hounded Whitney all summer long.

"It's no secret Oprah's ratings have been slipping, and Whitney knew this was one time Oprah needed her. So she made Oprah's producers call at least five times before she'd finally commit to the show," said the insider. "And when she started negotiating with Oprah personally, she expressed her disappointment about what she felt was Oprah's two-faced behavior. Oprah tried to gloss over it, telling Whitney, 'We've always been good friends.' But Whitney told her, 'No! You haven't been my friend. You're a liar!'"

What?!

According to the report, Oprah tried to play Whitney into thinking the interview was basically two old friends chatting, but Whitney knew she was being used -- it was all about the ratings.

"Oprah was incensed at Whitney's attitude. Oprah feels it was the height of ingratitude for Whitney to make her grovel to convince her to appear on the show. That Whitney didn't jump at the chance when her people first called infuriated Oprah," said the insider. "Oprah later told a pal that Whitney has a hell of a nerve. When she thinks how Whitney sank it makes her sick. Oprah just cant get her mind around the fact that Whitney made it so difficult during the negotiations."

Despite the pre-interview battle, Whitney sat down with Oprah, but a spy in the room said you could cut the tension in the air with a knife and was surprised they got through it "without punching each other's lights out."

After the interview, though, the Enquirer says Oprah was jumping for joy and pumping her fists into the air like she's known to do, because she knew the interview would be a ratings bonanza, but Whitney was pissed.

"Whitney was furious when she heard that Oprah was crowing about how the ratings were going to go trough the roof. Although Whitney knew Oprah needed her for great ratings, she was hurt that Oprah was so cold after the interview ended," said the source.

"Whitney has just poured her heart out to the entire world and was disgusted that, after the cameras stopped rolling, rather than console her for reliving some of the most painful times of her life, Oprah was dancing around and pumping her fists in hopes of record-breaking numbers.

"As Whitney was getting ready to to leave the set, Oprah approached her to thank her for the sit-down.

"Oprah was dancing on air and told Whitney she did the right thing by finally opening up about her life. She said the public will embrace her for her honesty.

"Whitney was incensed at the backhanded comment and told Oprah that honesty is the best policy -- she should try it sometime."

This is something else. Although the Enquirer has been getting most of their stories right of late, we find it incredibly hard to believe Whitney or Oprah were behaving like this. Do you think the reason there was no audience during the interview was related to this alleged tiff? Or do you believe Oprah's sending the the crew out of the theater before the taping so she and Whitney can chat has any bearing to allegations made in the Enquirer's report? Even still, we don't believe there's any animosity between Whitney and Oprah.

Source: Enquirer, Oct. 5, print edition.

Postal Worker Pleads Guilty to Stealing 3,012 Netflix Movies


If you live in Massachusetts and haven't been receiving your Netflix movies in the mail, chances are they were stolen by a postal worker.

According to the Smoking Gun, Myles Weathers, 49, who worked at a mail processing and distribution center in Springfield, Mass., was arrested last year after Netflix became suspicious and video cameras caught him removing the DVDs from Netflix envelopes and placing the discs into his backpack. The genius, stole roughly 3,012 movies valued at $36,471.

Myles plead guilty to federal charges on Monday and will be sentenced on Dec. 23. All of the DVDs were recovered, but he's expected to serve one year in prison and must pay $2,032 in restitution.


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CNN's Dr Sanjay Gupta Had Swine Flu


Say it ain't so! Dr. Sanjay Gupta, CNN's chief medical correspondent was reporting from Afghanistan recently, but while in that country he came down with Swine Flu.

He writes on his blog.

"I was nauseated and my entire body hurt. I tried to explain away my symptoms with lots of different excuses. You don’t sleep much while covering a war....

"I remember looking over at my camera man, Scottie McWhinnie. He looked absolutely awful. He was wearing a scarf on his head, and it was completely drenched in sweat. He was coughing so loudly and frequently that I was really starting to worry about him – and about myself. We each had it, whatever “it” was. I made a command decision. As a physician reporter in a war zone, I was going to get us medical care. That prompted our visit to a battlefield hospital, not as reporters this time, but as patients.

"It is worth pointing out the irony of a medical reporter getting influenza type A, which was then ultimately confirmed as H1N1. ...We both had high fevers, the lack of appetite, terrible sinus congestion, body aches, and yes – that hacking, come out of the blue.

"I am not someone who gets sick, really ever. And this was the sickest I have ever been. I would’ve much preferred my own bed with all the comforts of home – including a wife who would’ve taken great pity on me and allowed me lots of rest and relaxation."


Don't worry, he's feeling better.


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All My Single Babies Put Your Hands Up

You may not want to admit it, but Krazy Kanye was right. Sasha Fierce's video was the best of the year and ten out of ten babies agree. (We think.)


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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Mackenzie Phillips' Stepmom Says She's a Liar!


Michelle Phillips says stepdaughter Mackenzie's allegations that she had a decade-long incestuous relationship with her father, John Phillips are bogus.

Showbiz411's Roger Friedman spoke with Michelle, pictured, who was married to John for eight eights in the '60s.

She said Mackenzie has "a lot of mental illness," and that "she’s had a needle stuck up her arm for 35 years."

Michelle goes on to say, “Mackenzie is jealous of her siblings, who have accomplished a lot and did not become drug addicts.'

She's also suspicious of the timing of the media blitz and book, which is slated to to be released at the same time Michelle's daughter Chynna Phillips drops a new album.

“John was a bad parent, and a drug addict," Michelle said. But f*cking his daughter? If she thinks it’s true, why isn’t she with a good psychiatrist on a couch? I think it’s unconscionable that Oprah would let her do her show. I have every reason to believe it’s untrue. Oprah should be more judicious about who she has on her show.”

Michelle's marriage to John broke up well before the alleged affair with his daughter began.

Update: Mackenzie Responds.
"If you open a textbook on incest you can see a picture of the Phillips family, the instinct is to say it's not true. The instinct is to deny....I understand this is very difficult, and to be revealed on a public level such as this makes it ever more difficult, and my heart goes out to [my family]. I know that, God willing, as a family we will all be stronger when this dies down."




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Anna Nicole's Doctor Never Had Sex With Her or Any Other Woman 'Cause He's Gay!


Yesterday news broke that the late Anna Nicole Smith was not just getting mounds and mounds of prescription pills from her two doctors, but she was allegedly getting it in with them as well.

Now one of those doctors says he's a queen so any suggestion of a sexual relationship between him and Anna is just gross ridiculous.

Police evidence "showed Dr. Kapoor and Anna Nicole Smith in a reclined position in a nightclub-type setting. Dr. Kapoor had his shirt off, his arms was around Anna Nicole Smith, and he was kissing and nuzzling Anna Nicole Smith's neck."

Dr Kapoor, pictured, said the police got their facts wrong.

"These search warrant affidavits are based on insufficient information and they are wrong in material respects," attorney Ellyn Garafalo told the AP. "The prime example is that Dr. Kapoor is openly gay and never slept with Anna Nicole Smith or any other woman."

The attorney said the doctor and Anna encountered each other in a bar after a gay pride parade, but didn't have an ongoing social relationship.

But did he supply her with hundreds of pills?

And wait, weren't the other two men in Anna's life, Larry and Howard, gay lovers?



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What?! Bullying, Cheating Are Rampant on Dancing With The Stars?


On last night's season nine premiere of Dancing With the Stars -- "stars" is used very loosely, of course -- Kelly Osbourne ruled the dance floor and has immediately become one of the judge's favorite.

But, in an interview with Closer magazine, Kelly, says some of other "stars" are bullies.

“When I first started the rehearsals, I thought the other contestants were all lovely, but it’s suddenly become much more competitive and there’s a bit of bullying going on behind the scenes," she says.

Kelly also put us on to something: Someone is allegedly cheating.

“There’s a rumor floating around that one of the celeb dancers has been having secret lessons for two years! That is so not fair.”

(coughs) Donny Osmond! (coughs)

John Travolta Speaks About Son's Death, Disorder For First Time


In a Bahamian courtroom this morning, John Travolta said he tried desperately to save the life of his seizure-prone son and made perhaps his first public description of the boy as autistic as he testified in the trial of paramedic Tarino Lightbourne and former Bahamas senator Pleasant Bridgewater who are accused of trying to blackmail him.

John told the court he and wife Kelly Preston were awakened by a nanny around 10:15 am on Jan. 2, the day of Jett's death. He said when he went downstairs, another caretaker was doing chest compressions and he began administering breathing help.

During the testimony he reiterated for the first time publicly, what he told Bahamian police last February, that 16-year-old Jett was autistic.

"He was autistic. He suffered from a seizure disorder," John told the jury when asked about his son's condition.

Jett suffered seizures every five to 10 days and they would last 45 seconds to a minute and he typically slept for 12 hours after each one, John said.

Prior to Jett's death, his parents refused admit he had autism, which was probably due to their Scientology beliefs, that consider the condition a fake disease created by Nazi psychiatrists.

The trial continues.



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Actress MacKenzie Phillips Had a Long-Term Incestuous Relationship With Her Father!


Former actress MacKenzie Phillips, who appeared on '70s sitcom One Day at a Time, writes in her autobiography that she had a long-term incestuous relationship with her father, Mamas & the Papas lead singer John Phillips that began the night before her wedding when he raped her.

Oprah landed the first television interview, of course. (That interview airs today!)

MacKenzie talks openly about her father raping her at 19 and her own cocaine addiction. Coincidentally, she was fired from One Day at a Time in 1980 because of her drug abuse and last year she was arrested for cocaine and heroin possession in LAX airport; she later plead guilty to one felony count of cocaine possession and was sentenced to rehab.)

Here's how she remembered the first time she had sex with her father.

"On the eve of my wedding, my father showed up, determined to stop it," she writes in the book. "I had tons of pills, and Dad had tons of everything too. Eventually I passed out on Dad's bed. My father was not a man with boundaries. He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father."

She also claims her father, who died in 2001, was the first person to shoot her up with heroin. She also says she became pregnant and had an abortion. She was uncertain whether the baby was by her father or her husband, who had no idea she was having an incestuous affair.

Wow!

BTW: Just for the hell of it, take another listen to "incest girl" who told Wendy about her uncle/father and abusive drug-dealer boyfriend. And now she's homeless.


Here's a short promo from Oprah.



Estelle Getty's Emmy is For Sale


We're sure some of you plan your night around reruns of "The Golden Girls."

Now, you can own part of the show. Sorta.

If you have $15,000 to spare, the 1998 Emmy Award won by the late Estelle Getty, who played Sophia, can be yours by placing a bid on eBay. But, hurry, the auction ends today.

The Academy may come looking for you, however, as it's their policy that if in the event the winner of their heirs no longer want the Emmy, it must be returned to the television Academy.

This is a Tablet We Don't Mind Taking


The folks over at Gizmodo landed a mayjah exclusive yesterday. They broke the story on Microsoft's new tablet, er, booklet called the "Courier" and it's effing orgasmic amazing.
The dual 7-inch (or so) screens are multitouch, and designed for writing, flicking and drawing with a stylus, in addition to fingers. They're connected by a hinge that holds a single iPhone-esque home button. Statuses, like wireless signal and battery life, are displayed along the rim of one of the screens. On the back cover is a camera, and it might charge through an inductive pad, like the Palm Touchstone charging dock for Pre.
We've been waiting on Apple to finally announce the details of the tablet/iPad they've been working on in secret. (It's an open secret, everyone knows they developing one.) But from what we know about the folks over at Apple, if you spill the tea on anything they're developing, you will be dealt with accordingly. And that may or may not include death.

So until Apple makes an announcement, we'll be saving our coins for one of these. The "Courier" is still considered a prototype so there is word as to when it will be released.

Check out the video of what the tablet (OK, booklet), does after the jump.





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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

'Tailor Made', 'It' Appear on Judge Pirro


On yesterday's episode of Judge Pirro former VH1 TV reality contestant "Tailor Made" brought a $3,300 lawsuit against a boxing promoter alleging breach of contract. "Tailor Made" claims he was to be paid $1,000 to take part in a "celebrity" boxing match against a weatherman, who dropped out and was replaced by a "celebrity" tailor. The fight never happened. "Tailor Made" brought his star (we're using that word loosely, of course) witness, "It", who is running for City Council in Queens, NY and used the TV appearance as a campaign stop. He even had the gall to ask for Judge Pirro's endorsement. To which she replied: "I live in New York and if someone named 'It' got elected to public office, I'd move to New Jersey!" Ouch!

Anyway, in case you have several minutes to watch a big giant mess, here are the videos with the judge's ruling.






Report: Anna Nicole Was Having Sex With Her Doctors, Pharmacist Refused to Fill Rx


At the time of Anna Nicole's death in 2007, more than 11 prescription bottles were found in her hotel room with more than 600 pills were missing. Now, according to unsealed court records obtained by the LA Times in the ongoing investigation of her death, we know that Khristine Eroshevich, who is currently charged with killing Anna and is a cocaine addict, wanted 300 tablets of methadone, two types of sedatives, a muscle relaxer, an anti-inflammatory drug and four bottles of a painkiller nicknamed "hospital heroin," from a pharmacy.

The pharmacist did not fill the prescription, but less than five months later Anna was dead from a prescription drug overdose. In fact, according to the report, three pharmacists Anna's doctors about the prescription drugs. At the time of her death, Anna had prescriptions for 44 medications under at least nine aliases. A Florida medical examiner found nine medications in her system and labeled her death the result of "acute combined drug intoxication."

The court records also show during a 27-day period in 2005, Sandeep Kapoor, Anna's former internist, prescribed an amount of methadone that averaged more than twice the usual daily dose. His prescriptions for half a dozen drugs, including Xanax, Dilaudid, Lorazepam and methadone, continued and in some cases increased during Smith's 2006 pregnancy, despite potential hazards to the fetus, the investigator wrote.

The unsealed court documents also turned up images that Anna was having sex with Drs Kapoor and Eroshevich. Police found three photos on her laptop show of Anna and Dr Eroshevich naked and embracing in a bathtub. The photos are dated two months before Anna's death. There was also a video of Anna in a "nightclub setting" with a shirtless Dr Kapoor who "was kissing and nuzzling" her.


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Victoria Beckham Works Out Every Few Hours



Victoria Beckham, who recently lost some weight in the chest area, is reportedly trying to lose excess skin so she goes to the gym to work out every "few hours". If you're keeping count, that amounts to at least five times per day.

Friends say Vicky has adopted a new healthy way of eating and her fitness regime includes walking on the treadmill, running, skipping, weight training and Pilates.

“She could probably sort it out by just putting on excess weight,” a source said. “But obviously she won’t! So Vic now works out before and after eating, and it’s even increased her appetite.”

So is this source suggesting Vicky has an eating disorder? Cause, we've poured over dozens of photos and we can't find any excess skin anywhere.


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Queen Latifah Uses Muscles She's Never (or Rarely) Used

Queen Latifah appeared on the Ellen show last week and just for the heck of it, out lesbian Ellen gave alleged closeted lesbian Latifah a Shake Weight, the workout gizmo where you shake your .... until.... (watch you mouth!)




Here's Ellen shaking it.



Jasmine Guy Files for Bankruptcy


Actress Jasmine Guy filed for bankruptcy during her divorce from Terrence Mitchell Duckett, pictured, as the couple had racked up enormous debts.

Jasmine was recently granted a divorce from Terrence, her partner of 11 years, in the Los Angeles Superior Court, but legal documents indicate she declared herself bankrupt during the proceedings because the couple owed thousands of dollars.

According to TMZ, Jasmine owed $123,503 in back taxes and fees, while Terrence owes $94,354, plus interest.

As part of the divorce settlement, Jasmine was awarded jewelry, artwork, cars and sole custody of the couple's daughter.


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Funny Lady Sarah Silverman is a Man?

Did you watch the 61st Annual Primetime Emmys last Sunday? We did and, as far as awards shows go, this was pretty good -- thanks to host Neil How You Doin Patrick Harris.

But one of the most hilarious moments of the 3-hour program was comedian Sarah Silverman's revelation during the introduction of the nominees for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series.

Watch.

Wait, Is Khloe Kardashian Pregnant?


Khloe Kardashian, 25, and her Los Angeles Lakers boyfriend Lamar Odom, 29, are getting married this Sunday (as in Sept. 27) after six weeks of dating, reports E! Online, whose cameras will be rolling to capture the nuptials, no doubt.

Sources claim that most guests (but apparently not some of his Lakers teammates) have already been notified over the phone, with formal invites expected to arrive later this week.

The bride-to-be is mum about the wedding, but a source close to Lamar tells E! News that the couple went ring shopping last the weekend in Los Angeles and that Lamar bought the ring on the spot.

It's also being reported that Khloe refuses to sign a pre-nup and that it's Lamar who is pushing for the quickie marriage because he wants to officially off the market before the NBA season begins Oct. 7.

We're not sure what exactly what's going on here, but something smells rather fishy and this whole scenario has shot-gun wedding written all over it! Why would anyone -- especially people in the entertainment business -- marry someone you know for a little over a month and to make matter worse, not sign a pre-nup? Is Khloe, like her sister, Kourtney pregnant? Is this all a publicity stunt? (And you know how we loathe publicity stunts.) What happens when they divorce in a few months? Who gets custody of the baby?

Fan out!!!!!



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90-year-old Man Kills Wife, Attempts Suicide


A 90-year-old Orange Country, Calif. man is expected to be charged with murder after he shoot his bedridden wife to end her suffering, then try to kill himself, police said yesterday.

According to police, James Fish was in critical condition after shooting himself in the head after shooting his wife, Phyllis, 88, in the head Sunday afternoon at a retirement community in Laguna Woods.

Phyllis was was terminally ill and under hospice care after suffering a stroke a few years ago; she also had cancer. Police said James, a retired doctor, gave her morphine before he shot her to ease the pain. She had a full-time caretaker, who called 911 after the shooting.

Neighbors are sympathetic to James, saying he was a kind man who took care of his wife.



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The 56-Year-Old Virgin

While giving a statement at a local town hall meeting this woman happily divulged that she's a virgin. No one asked. She's also 56 years old and believes one can have “sexual satisfaction without taking your clothes off.” Pray tell. Unfortunately, the moderator was not interested and scolds her for going off on a tangent. We would like to know, however, how to have sexual satisfaction without getting naked.

Suri, We See You


Suri Cruise is perhaps the cutest toddler in Hollywood. Born to superstar couple Katie and Tom, this girl, seen out and about in Boston yesterday, is destined to become a huuuge star. That as it may, what do you think of a 3-year-old in heels?

Hold on Katie, you don't want her to run away again.

All the Single Strippers Put Your Hands Up


Last weekend in Brooklyn, NY (Coney Island, to be exact), the Miss Coney Island Burlesque Pageant was held. In case you wondering, Gigi (third from right) swam away with the title.

For some NSFW photos of the swimsuit competition, go here.

This is yet another awards show/competition we didn't know existed.


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Monday, September 21, 2009

What Would You Do With $63,500?

If you're Cathy Maples you use it to bid on a dinner with former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.

TV Prank Leads to a Beatdown

A Turkish TV show, similar to Candid Camera in the US, must have thought it would be funny to have a man dressed as a clown paint someone's car. But when the owner of the car came upon the scene, he was not amused. He gave the clown a very serious beatdown.

Facts? What Facts?

So the mess that was the WWE has now found a new home on TV. On the radio Wendy almost always got the facts to every story wrong, so why not continue the trend on TV.

infoMania, a pop culture show (think The Soup) on Current TV, ran this segment, picking apart Wendy's TV program, last week.

Wait, Michael Jackson Knew the Cure for Herpes?


According to a lawsuit filed in a California court last week, Erle Bonner alleges that Michael Jackson is responsible for the theft of his cure for herpes.

We're not kidding.

In the court papers, obtained by the folks over at TMZ, Eric says Michael gave his formulas for "herpes cure, acne cures and arthritis cures" to another man. That man, Kevin Trudeau, is alleged to have stolen the formulas.

He also claims ..."someone from the Jackson family came by my house and shot a 22 pistol in the air. They turned around in a neighbor's driveway and drove away."

Now, he's suing Michael's estate and Kevin.

Yes, we know what you're thinking: Eric sounds a little crazy. Perhaps he is, but we know a few people who could use the herpes cure.



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David Hasselhoff Gets Alcholol Poisoning for the Umpteenth Time


David Hasselhoff was rushed to a hospital yesterday suffering from alcohol poisoning. Maybe he was still celebrating the finale of "America's Got Talent". We kid. But seriously, this is the second time for the year -- we know of -- he was taken to a hospital via ambulance for almost drinking himself to death.

According to RadarOnline, David was drinking for more than a day and when he appeared to be in physical danger, his 17-year-old daughter Hayley called 911.

Sources say David is reluctant to admit he has an alcohol problem, despite suffering from alcohol poisoning at least five times in a few short years. Maybe he's still trying to make this rumor go away.

Update: Hoff says he wasn't drunk, he had an "ear infection".
His reps say the TV judge was suffering from a combination of Antivert, prescribed for an ear infection, and Antabuse, which prevents alcoholics from drinking. He says he had an equilibrium problem and that's why he was taken to the hospital.

Hmmmm... OK.


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Friday, September 18, 2009

OJ Simpson is Suicidal, Admitted to Prison's Psych Ward


According to the National Enquirer, OJ Simpson, who is currently serving nine to 33 years in prison for his part in a memorabilia heist (he claimed the memorabilia belonged to him) spent four days in a psych ward after he allegedly was overhead saying he wanted to kill himself. The report claims he lost the will to live after the Nevada Supreme Court rejected his request to be freed pending the outcome of an appeal decision.
"OJ was absolutely crushed after his motion was denied," revealed a close source.

"He was on the phone after getting the news, and the call was being monitored.

"OJ was upset and really emotional. he was almost crying. Suddenly, he blurted into the phone that he didn't have a reason to love anymore." He said, "I might as well kill myself."

Guards overhead the conversation and escorted OJ to the psych ward at the prison hospital," said the source. OJ was formally put on suicide watch and given a bed in the psych ward."
He was released on Sept. 8. At 63, facing up to 33 years in prison is practically a death sentence, so we kinda understand (OK, we don't actually) why OJ may think he has no reason to live. His ex-girlfriend's headline-making claims in her book are also damning. But, committing suicide will just be unfair to his four children and family. Yes, we know, some of you may think he deserves to die a horrible death, citing your anger from his not being found guilty of murdering his ex-wife and her friend more than a decade ago. But that's water under the bridge, as they say.


Source: National Enquirer, Sept. 28 print edition.
 
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