Woman Dumps 30 Gallons of Dog Sh-t Onto Another Woman's Lawn

This story is gold. Earlier this week Melinda Hofmann went to collect the $150 a client owed her for picking up her dog's poop, but the woman wouldn't answer the door. So, Melinda "decided to give her poop back." She dumped 30 gallons of dog shit onto the woman's lawn! (Gag!) Although she was arrested and charged with criminal trespassing, criminal mischief and offensive littering, Melinda has no regrets. So all of you people in Bend, Ore. better pay your bills, because Melinda's got a truckload of crap and she's not afraid to use it.

Possibly the Most Awesomely Offensive Song About the Pope Ever

Note: If you revere the Pope and/or is easily offended or underage look away now! Also, the video contains very lewd language -- lots of it.


Australian comedian, actor, musician Timothy Minchin is none too happy with the Pope and his handling of priests who molested young boys, so he parlayed his frustration into a song. It's too brilliant for words.

But, just in case you need the words, the lryics are after the jump.


Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker,
Fuck the motherfucker he's a fucking motherfucker.
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the fucking fucker,
Fuck the motherfucker he's a total fucking fucker
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker,
Fuck the mother fucker, fuck him, fuck the motherfucker.
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucking pope.

Fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfucker
If you think that motherfucker is sacred.
If you cover for another motherfucker who's a kiddy-fucker,
Fuck you, youre no better than the motherfucking rapist.
And if you dont like the swearing that this motherfucker forced from me
And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity
Then fuck you motherfucker, this is language one employs
When one is fucking cross about fuckers fucking boys

I don't give a fuck if calling the pope a motherfucker
Means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate.
This has nowt to do with other fucking godly motherfuckers
I'm not interested right now in fucking scriptural debate.
There are other fucking songs and there are other fucking ways,
I'll be a religious apologist on other fucking days,
But the fact remains if you protect a SINGLE kiddy fucker
Then Pope or Prince or Plumber, you're a fucking mother fucker.

See I don't give a fuck what any other motherfucker
Believes about Jesus and his motherfucking mother.
Ive no problem with the spiritual beliefs of all these fuckers
While those beliefs dont impact on the happiness of others,
But if you build your church on claims of fucking moral authority
And with threats of hell impose it on others in society,
Then you, you motherfuckers, can expect some fucking wrath
When it turns out youve been fucking us in our motherfucking asses.

So fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfucker
If youre still a motherfucking papist.
If he covered for a single motherfucker whos a kiddy-fucker,
Fuck the motherfucker, hes as evil as the rapist.
And if you look into your motherfucking heart and tell me true
If this motherfucking stupid fucking song offended you,
With its filthy fucking language and its fucking direspect,
If it made you feel angry, go ahead and write a letter,
But if you find me more offensive than the fucking possibility
The pope protected priests when they were getting fucking fiddly
Then listen to me motherfucker - this here is a fact,
You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking,
Power-hungry, self-aggrandized bigot in the stupid fucking hat.

Teen Steals Foot From Grave

18-year-old Daniel Wayne Stanley of Dallas has some serious problems that need to be addressed in a psychiatric hospital or jail. Last month he was arrested and charged with making a domestic terrorism threat, but what he did this morning is just in-fucking-sane!

At or around 3:30am this morning, Daniel walked up to two police officers and showed them a human foot he said he took from a "Jew girl." Upon inspecting his backpack, cops found a hatchet and the decomposing foot, which he severed from a corpse at a nearby Jewish cemetery. The foot, which he said he severed just because he wanted it, still had blood on it.

He then took the officers to the grave and they subsequently arrested and charged him with theft from a human corpse or grave.





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Report: Elin Tells Tiger Woods 'I'm Divorcing You' After Learning He Slept With Neighbor's Daughter and 120 Others

When Tiger Woods visited "sex" rehab, he reluctantly revealed that he slept with as many as 120 skanks, slags, slores and skettels. But his affair with the neighbor's 21-year-old daughter (Raychel Coudriet) wasn't included in that number and, according to the National Enquirer, enraged wife Elin. She was so mad after learning the news, she's going ahead with divorce.

"Tiger didn't list Rachel," the source said. "And after Elin learned about her, she called Tiger and exploded. He was having dinner with friends in Augusta after the Masters golf tournament when his phone rang -- and it was Elin.

"She was screaming so loudly that everyone at the table could hear what she was saying. 'This is the worst betrayal ever! I can't believe you had sex with that girl, in our own neighborhood. That's it -- I'm divorcing you!' Tiger tried to deny it, but Elin yelled at him, 'You're lying! You're always a liar! You're a piece of shit!' Tiger told her he didn't have time for this, 'We'll talk about it later,' he said and hung up. She called back and he hung up again.

"When his dinner companions asked him who it was, he just said, 'My wife,' and he seemed angry about the call. When Tiger was in rehab for sex addition, he filled out four pages listing the women he's had affairs with -- there were 120 names in all. Raychel Courdriet was not on the list. After Elin found out about her, she told Tiger their marriage is definitely over. There is no room for reconciliation anymore."

After their initial blowup on the phone, Tiger later desperately tried to deny to Elin that he had sex with Coudriet, now a 22-year-old grad student at the University of Alabama. But Elin wouldn't take his calls, according to the source.

"The one mistress Tiger Woods never wanted exposed was Raychel. He knew that she would be the one-night stand that could utterly destroy his marriage.

"To this day, the one affair Tiger is denying to friends from rehab is Raychel," said the close source. "It is the one he is most ashamed of. It makes him look like a sexual predator.

Drama!

Update: According to the Sun, Tiger has met with famed divorce attorney Jeff Fisher.

It's about to go down!!!



Source: National Enquirer, May 10, print edition.

Man is Dating, Having Baby With His Grandmother?

A 72-year-old Indiana grandmother is making headlines around the world not because she's about to become a mother again (which she is), but because the father of the unborn child is her 26-year-old grandson.

[Take a few moments to clutch your pearls and run to the bathroom to vomit.]

Keep in mind whole thing could be a hoax, but, according to a report in an Australian magazine, granny Pearl Carter is slaying Phil Bailey, who is the son of the daughter she placed up for adoption at 18.

When his mother died of brain cancer in 2002, Phil reconnected with his grandmother and it was love at first sight.

"From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a (normal) grandmother-grandson relationship. For the first time in years I felt sexually alive," old girl Pearl says.

A week later, she called Phil into her bedroom, sat him down beside her then kissed him. She expected to be rejected, but Phil kissed her back.

"I wanted to kiss her there and then. My feelings were overwhelming," he says. "I love Pearl with all my heart. I've always been attracted to older women and I think Pearl is gorgeous. Now I'm going to be a dad and I can't wait. Yes, we get laughed at and bullied when we go out and kiss in public but we don't care. You can't help who you fall for."

They have sex together at least three times per week.

She's spent $54,000 to surrogate, whom they hired through a classified, to carry their child.

"I make no apologies and I believe God's given me a second chance," Pearl says. "I never in a million years thought at 72 I'd be "pregnant"."

OK. We don't know about you, but until old girl Pearl and her nasty grandson/baby day present themselves, we're chalking this story up as a hoax.

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Whitney: When Bobby Brown Dies, I'll Be the First to Know

Earlier this week there was an online rumor that Bobby Brown died of lung cancer. Some of you sent us e-mails, but we soon learned that the report was a rumor and when Bobby called into Atlanta’s V103 radio station, we knew he was still alive and kicking. He said, “If you don’t see me or hear from me, it doesn’t mean I’m dead. I’m just thankful, man. I got everyday to look for.”

Ex-wife Whitney also confirmed that Bobbbbbbbby! is alive. During her concert at London's 02 Arena last night, she had some fun with the audience.

She joked: "My daughter called me after hearing a rumor on the Internet that he had died. But I said, 'Trust me, if that had happened, I'd definitely be the first to know.' He called her and said I should tell the people tonight, it's not over yet."

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Big-Breasted Mannequins Draw Complaints

Mannequins at a lingerie store in Tarzana, Calif. are causing a big stir. You see, residents have filed a complaints with city hall because of the mannequin's triple-Ds. The city's code enforcement investigators (who must not be busy in that town) went to the store and found the store was in compliance with the law. Residents, however, plan to take their anger all the way to the top.

Convicted Felon Chris Brown Storms Out of an Interview

Yesterday, CFCB showed up to Virgina's Q94 WRVQ to promote his upcoming concert, but things didn't go as planned. In what was to be a pre-recorded interview, deejay Kash -- who was being a huge tool, by the way -- told CFCB that he has no hits, which was the answer to why he doesn't play his records. But before huffing and puffing and storming out of the radio station, CFCB told Kash: "All I'm saying is that you don't play my shit.....What number is it (my song) at?....Why am I even doing this interview? Fuck it. I ain't doing this shit."


In Completely Unrelated News: Usher is coming for American Idol. Weeks after serving as a mentor on the TV show and, as a result, sold more albums, he says the show (and programs like it) is killing the music industry? How ungrateful.

He says: "The true art form of music is being lost, because it seems so easy that everyone can do it, and that it can happen overnight. Television is a lie. It can't happen overnight. The artist who thinks that it can just comes and goes. The reason why great singers cannot exist in this time is maybe because they're not properly managed, and maybe they don't understand the full gamut of what being an entertainer is. We're dealing with an industry that is slowly but surely dying, every day. There's the record companies that are mass-producing these versions of these people; versions of this broken art. While it works, because it sells records, it damages the business."


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Mel B: Nelson Mandela Tried to Set Me Up With His Cousin

Former Spice Girl Mel B made an astonishing confession in a video to promote a new television.

She says upon meeting Nelson Mandela at the Pretoria presidential residence while in Johannesburg for a concert in 1997, the 91-year-old former president of South Africa offered to set her up with his cousin.

"Nelson Mandela was trying to pawn me off to date one of his cousins and I was trying to say to him I'm not really interested in one of your cousins, and he said 'No, no, no. Come and meet him right now', he was trying to play matchmaker," Mel B says.

She's now married with two kids.




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Woman Lives With Life-Sized Cardboard Cut-out of Dead Husband

British widow Maria Challis kept the memory of her dead husband alive for their two children by creating a life-sized cardboard cut-out, according to the Sun.

Weeks after being diagnosed with brain tumor, 38-year-old Paul Challis died. Maria was devastated, but vowed to let her husband's memory live on -- for the children.

The six-foot one cardboard image of Paul holding a bottle of champagne and laughing while aboard a cruise ship, is on permanent display in the family's living room and was a guest at Paul's funeral (which he planned before his death) and recently attended a friend's wedding.

"Paul was always the life and soul of the party and it seemed only fitting for him to be there for the final party, his final farewell. I think he would have loved it, he would have said, 'Why didn't I think of that?" Maria said. "When you lose someone you love, you worry you'll forget them and this is our way of remembering Paul and keeping our precious memories of him alive. The children have even dressed him up in a Santa outfit at Christmas and as Dracula on Halloween. Some people might raise eyebrows but who is anyone to say what is the right and wrong way to deal with grief? Paul had an absolute zest for life. He loved his garden, he loved a barbecue, he loved going out on his bike with the kids. Everybody knew when Paul arrived in a room. He was a larger than life character, forthright but mischievous who could be naughty and exasperating but very, very good fun."

As weird as this may seem, we like it. Should she remarry, however, this would make for an awwwe-some story on The Marriage Ref.


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Heeeyyy! Did Chyna Beat Up Her Girlfriend?

Former wrestler Chyna (aka Joan Marie Laurer) has been accused of beating down a "friend" at a Sherman Oaks, Calif. hotel last Saturday.

According to the folks over at TMZ, Gabriela Targos said Chyna, whom she has known for years, called her to come "hang out" at the motel, but upon stepping foot inside of the room, Chyna went crazy and attacked her. She says Chyna punched her in the face, dragged her by the hair, beat her with a wire hanger and then threatened to kill her.

She was able to escape Chyna's muscular arms and run down to the street where she came upon a some police officers eating. She told them what just happened and they took a police report. Yesterday, she met with LAPD detectives. No charges have been filed and Chyna was not arrested.

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Michael Jackson's Gay Lover is on a Media Tour

Months and months ago we told you about Jason Pfeiffer, who claimed Michael Jackson was his boyfriend. Now he's doing TV interviews. The folks over at Extra booked him. “I know we loved each other. I know he told me that all the time. I believe that he was probably my soul mate," he says in the video above. Dr. Arnold Klein, who was Michael's friend, dermatologist and Jason's former boss, corroborates the story, saying he saw the two men hugging. [ Sidebar: Jason spilled even more tea last year. ]


Update: Papa Joe denies Michael was gay.
He tells TMZ: "It's not true. Michael was not gay. He has no respect for Michael ... to say things about him when he's gone is shameful...He's a doctor and knows better than to break his vows against a patient."

Dying Man Sells Ad Space on His Urns

Aaron Jamison, who has colon cancer, and doctors say he has about three more months to live, doesn't want to burden his wife with medical and funeral costs when he goes, so he's devised a plan: sell ads on his urns. So far 16 companies have taken him up on his offer. PETA paid $200 for two ads. Their ads read: "I've Kicked the Bucket-Have You? Boycott KFC" and "People Who Buy Purebred Dogs Really Burn Me Up. Always Adopt." The urns will be on a turntable and spinning at Aaron’s funeral.

Don't Call This Woman Fat. She'll Eat You. Literally.

According to Lincoln, Neb. police, 21-year-old Anna Godfrey is none too pleased when you call her a fat. So, thread lightly or she'll have you for a snack.

Which was what happened to a 24-year-old Lincoln, Neb. man this morning. He's missing a chunk of his right ear after Anna (pictured) bit it off when he called her "fat."

The victim said he was at at a birthday party last night when a verbal altercation broke out. Somehow, he called Anna fat and that's when she "tackled" (gag!) him and bit off his ear!!! Police said the missing part of the man's ear was never found. So, putting two and two together: Anna ate it.

She is being charged with assault.


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This Could Be a Hit

These budding musicians "don't want no skinny bitches." They want a big, booty bitch who weighs at least 300 pounds. We cannnnn't! No, sir!

Gay in Mississippi? You're a Nobody

Shame on you Mississippi! Shame on you!

High school student Ceara Sturgis (pictured above with her mom Veronica Rodriguez) has been attending the same Mississippi school for 12 years, she has above average grades, but she was conspicuously absent from the class year book...because she's a lesbian. Now, that's just wrong. The Jackson Free Press, reports:

When Veronica Rodriguez opened Wesson Attendance Center's Yearbook on Friday, she didn't find a trace of her lesbian daughter Ceara Sturgis after a long battle with school officials to include a photo of her daughter wearing a tuxedo in the school's 2010 yearbook.

"They didn't even put her name in it," Sturgis' mother Veronica Rodriguez said. "I was so furious when she told me about it. Ceara started crying and I told her to suck it up. Is that not pathetic for them to do that? Yet again, they have crapped on her and made her feel alienated."

Sturgis and her mother commissioned the Mississippi ACLU to protest officials' October 2009 decision not to allow Sturgis' photo to appear in the senior yearbook because she chose to wear a tuxedo instead of a dress.

The ACLU wrote an October letter demanding officials use Sturgis' submitted photo in the yearbook, but Copiah County School District officials refused. Rodriguez said she expected the yearbook to at least contain a reference to her daughter on the senior page. What she discovered on Friday, when the yearbook came in, was that the school had refused to acknowledge her entirely.

"It's like she's nobody there, even though she's gone to school there for 12 years," Rodriguez said. "They mentioned none of her accolades, even though she's one of the smartest students there with wonderful grades. They've got kids in the book that have been busted for drugs. There's even a picture of one of the seniors who dropped out of school.

"I don't get it. Ceara is a top student. Why would they do this to her?"

Copiah County School District spokeswoman Martha Traxler refused to comment on the school's reason for excluding Sturgis from the senior page, and referred all questions to Copiah County attorney Olen Bryant, Jr. Bryant did not immediately return calls.

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Woman Gets Run Over Three Times, Lives to Talk About It

Early this morning Connie Farr of Indianapolis said her daughter’s psychopathic boyfriend (with "White Boy" tattooed on his eyebrows) ran her over three times and dragged her down the street after an argument over which radio station to play in the car. Moments after being released from a hospital, the local news caught up with Connie to get her side of the story and show them her injuries. She said she's angry. Very, very angry. Meanwhile, Brent Heitz -- who was drunk at the time of the incident, put the car in reverse, struck Connie then ran her over then tried to run away from cops and tried to spit on them -- is now facing charges of criminal recklessness and drunk driver. Connie wants him charged with attempted murder. She said, “One day he will kill somebody, and today it could have been me.” Wait, hasn't he already killed several people? Or do teardrop tattoos symbolize something different in Indiana? (BTW: Connie's daughter is also hospitalized. Depression, they say.)

Man Claims He Has Not Eaten or Drank Anything For 70 years!

Indian scientists are studying 82-year-old Prahlad Jani, pictured, who claims to have not eaten a morsel of food or drank a drop of anything in 70 years! You read that right -- 70 whole years!

According to the Telegraph, Prahlad "believes he is sustained by a goddess who pours an 'elixir' through a hole in his palate."

While his claims have been supported by an Indian doctor who specializes in studies of people who claim supernatural abilities, many have also branded Prahlad as a "village fraud."

But, the country's military scientist are studying him nonetheless in the hopes it will teach them how soldiers can live longer without food while in combat.

So far, Mr Prahlad appears to be standing up to scrutiny. He has not eaten or drunk any fluids in six days, and similarly has not passed urine or a stool in that time. He remains fit and healthy and shows no sign of lethargy. Doctors will continue observing him for 15 days in which time they would expect to see some muscle wastage, serious dehydration, weight loss,and fatigue followed by organ failure. It is common in India for Jains and Hindus to fast, sometimes for up to eight days, without any adverse affects, as part of their religious worship. Most humans cannot survive without food for 50 days. The longest hunger strike recorded is 74 days. According to Dr Sudhir Shah, who examined him in 2003, he went without food or water for ten days in which urine appeared to be reabsorbed by his body after forming in his bladder. Doubts were expressed about his claim after his weight fell slightly at the end of the trial.

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Rielle Hunter Doesn't Think She's a Homewrecker

John Edwards' baby mama -- and sex tape co-star -- said the former presidential candidate's wife didn't know about the full extent of their relationship until after he gave an interview to ABC News correspondent Bob Woodruff admitting the affair, according to the AP.

"She didn't know until after the interview," Rielle Hunter told Oprah about Elizabeth Edwards. "He came clean with her after that interview...Everyone who was close to — well, who knew all the facts and knew the truth said, please don't do that interview. Please don't do that interview. Elizabeth really wanted him to do that interview. She wanted him to say, you know, you've got to get out in front of it. You've got to, you know, say the truth and speak the truth. And she didn't know the truth. So it's like you can't do the interview and not speak the whole truth."

Oprah said she thinks Rielle is speaking out "because she wants to tell her own truth."

"What surprised me most?" Oprah said. "She doesn't think she's a homewrecker. Doesn't think of herself as a home wrecker and she does not think she played a key role in breaking up the Edwards marriage."

The full interview airs Thursday on Oprah.




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Study: Powder Can Cause Womb Cancer

Women who use powder to freshen their cat traps, beware! Harvard Medical School researchers have found that using talcum powder just once a week to keep fresh can raise the risk of womb cancer by up to 24 per cent. Their report was published in the journal Cancer Epidemiology, Biomarkers & Prevention.

The results, which apply to talcum powder used in the genital area but not the rest of the body, came from 66,000 nurses who signed up to a long-term health and lifestyle study which began in 1982. Almost 600 went on to develop womb cancer, the scientists said. Last year, another Harvard team found daily talc use in the genital area raised a woman's risk of ovarian cancer by up to 41 per cent and urged all women to stop using it immediately. The risks were greatest in the estimated one in ten Caucasian women with a certain genetic profile. Women carrying a gene called glutathione S-transferase M1, or GSTM1, but lacking a gene called glutathione S-transferase T1 (GSTT1), were nearly three times as likely to develop ovarian tumours. Talcum powder is made from a soft mineral called hydrous magnesium silicate that is found naturally. It is crushed, dried and milled to produce powder used in cosmetic products by millions of women. Some experts say it shares chemical similarities to asbestos, which can cause a deadly form of lung cancer called mesothelioma. Tiny particles have been found to travel up through the genital tract and been found deep inside the pelvis. They can also last inside the body for years.

It is estimated that one particle of talc in the lungs, for example, would take eight years to dissolve.



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That Was Quick

Zhang Minsheng, the man who stabbed eight children to death outside of an elementary school in China a month ago, was executed this morning. Trials don't get any "speedier" than that. Zhang said he committed the crimes because "he had been upset after being jilted by a woman and treated badly by her wealthy family."



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Funeral Home Displays Corpse on Motorcycle For Wake

Last Thursday, 22-year-old David Morales Colón was shot 11 times and killed in San Juan, Puerto Rico. For his wake yesterday, the funeral home dressed him up in his favorite riding clothing and put his corpse atop the motorcycle his uncle gave him.

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Cop Caught Smoking Weed in Patrol Car

You can aways count on Forth Worth, Texas police officers to be in the news -- for all the wrong reasons. Last Friday a police officer was charged with drunken driven after crashing into a home and last December, another cop, who was driving drunk, crashed into a motorist and killed a woman. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

The latest scandal to rock that police department is this morning's arrest of 34-year-old Wesley Lamb, who was witnessed smoking weed in his patrol car. The unidentified witness then reported what he saw to police, who actually did something about it. (Shocked!) An undercover officer posed as a citizen who wanted to turn in marijuana to police, but Wesley kept the weed and didn't turn it in. That was enough for his colleagues to swoop down and arrest him.

Wesley is now charged with drug possession and tampering with evidence.

Alexander McQueen Took Pills, Cocaine Before Committing Suicide

During an inquest into the untimely death of famed fashion designer Alexander McQueen, it was revealed that he was plagued by depression and he took a lethal dose of drugs and slit his wrists before hanging himself in a closet last February.

The Daily Mail reports: "The 40-year-old hanged himself in his wardrobe after taking a lethal cocktail of cocaine, tranquillisers and sleeping tablets, his inquest heard today. In an extraordinary scene, the fashion star was found dead in the bedroom of his £2million Mayfair home beside a single burning candle. Scattered around the room were clothes he had flung from the wardrobe as well as knives he had used earlier to slit his wrists. He had consumed enough prescription drugs and cocaine to kill him. Police later found a suicide note, which said: 'I'm sorry.' Scrawled on the back of a book called The Descent of Man by London artist, Wolfe von Lenkiewicz, he wrote: 'Look after my dogs. Sorry, I love you, Lee. P.S. Bury me at the church.'...A toxicology report showed his blood contained 2.8 milligrams of cocaine per liter. As little as 0.7 grams per liter can prove fatal. Police also found packets of a tranquilizer banned in the UK, which has been used as a date rape drug. A laptop discarded on the bed showed he had been researching suicide. The court also heard he had attempted to hang himself in the shower but it buckled under his weight. A post-mortem examination found the cause of death was asphyxia and hanging."

It was also revealed that Alexander tried to take his life before. In May 2009 and then again in July. He visited a psychiatrist who diagnosed a mixed anxiety and depressive disorder and prescribed sleeping pills and antidepressants. He finally lost all reasons to live when his mother, whom he was very close to, died in February.

There are also rumors that he may taken his life because he was HIV-positive.


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Jessica Simspon Admits She Brushes Her Teeth Three Times a Week

Jessica Simpson revealed in an interview earlier this year that she only brushes her teeth "every now and again." During an appearance on Ellen today, she revealed that she only brushes three times per week because her "teeth are so white and I don’t like them to feel too slippery." What?!? She adds that her breath doesn't stink because she flosses and rinse with Listerine every day. (She addressed that at around 5:50 in the clip above.)

But that's not it. She appeared on Leno last night where she revealed that she's addicted to Nicorette gum -- even though she's never smoked a cigarette.

Australia Faces Sperm Shortage

The largest fertility clinic in Townsville, Australia has resorted to importing sperm from the United States -- paying about US$650 per donation -- because Australian men are not making, ahem, deposits due to a new law that gives the child the right to track down their test tube father when they turn 18 and these men possibly will be forced to pay support. Plus, under the law, they can't accept payment for their, ahem, deposits, according to Cairns Australia.

Queensland Fertility Group Cairns clinical director Dr Bob Miller said recent changes to legislation, which meant donors no longer remained anonymous to their offspring, had deterred many men from donating.

"In the old days, they used to sort of donate and forget," Dr Miller said. "Now the donors have to be registered and go for quite a bit of tests before they're allowed to donate. It means that the offspring cannot find them until they grow up to 18, but they can find them and find out who their father is, if they want to. These things are very good ethically, but it means that we don't have many donors."

Dr Miller said potential donors were also deterred by the amount of medical tests and other legal requirements. A small number of medical tests are required before, during and after donations including blood tests to screen for sexually transmitted diseases.

Potential donors need to complete a family medical history and lifestyle declaration before donating and every three months while making donations.

Donors are also required to undertake psychologist assessment.

Adding to this, Australian donors cannot receive any financial reward for their service, nor can sperm from one donor be used to produce more than 10 offspring.

Sperm samples are frozen and preserved in liquid nitrogen for six months before they can be used.

With so few Cairns men willing to come forward to donate their sperm, Dr Miller said the clinic had been forced to import samples from the US.

"I think if the importation of sperm from the States stopped, there would be a lot of disadvantaged couples," he said.

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Boca State of Mind

OK, so, 64-year-old granny Hindy Melzer is no Jay-Z, but she's reppin' where she's from -- Boca Raton, Fla.

Sandra Bullock is Divorcing Jesse James, Adopting a Baby

After weeks of coping with the public embarrassment of her husband cheating on her, Sandra Bullock actress has confirmed that she is, in fact, divorcing Nazi-loving Jesse James and...she's adopted a 3 1/2-month-old boy, Louis Bardo Bullock, whom she will raise as as a single parent.

She filed for divorce April 23 in Travis County Court in Austin, Texas using the pseudonym B.A.S, which, are her initial backwards. Her divorce filing states "the marriage between petitioner and respondent has become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities that destroys the legitimate ends of the marriage relationship and prevents any reasonable expectations of reconciliation."

As for little, Louis. Sandra and Jesse started the adoption process four years ago and brought Louis home in January but decided to keep the news to themselves until after the Oscars. But, conspiracy theorists believe this is all a ruse, to get people's minds off those reports that she knew about and shared Jesse's Nazi views and how better to do that than to adopt a black baby.

We don't know.

She does tell People, however, she was surprised as everyone to see that infamous photo of Jesse giving a "Heil Hitler".

"The photo shocked me and made me sad. This is not the man I married," she said. "This was stupid, this was ignorant. Racism, anti-Semitic, sexism, homophobia, anything Nazi and and boatload of other things have no place in my life. And the man I married felt the same. This I hope Jesse will address one day, but that is not the world I live in or have ever lived in and have ay tolerance for."

Jesse also broke his silence, telling People, "The decision to let my wife end our marriage, and continue the adoption of Louis on her own, has been the hardest. The love I have for Louis cannot be put to words. Not having him around to love and to hold has left a huge hole in my heart. Sandy is the love of my life, but considering the pain and devastation I have caused her, it would be selfish to not let her go. Right now it is time for me to beat this addiction that has taken two of the things I love the most in life."

He never explain what he was addicted to.

Sandra said she had no idea he was cheating until he confessed that he has been jumping off with seven women, but reports claim that number is closer to a dozen.

After his revelation, she said bailed.

"I did the only thing I could do, and that was to pack enough clothes to live on, get all of Louis' things and get out of town. My main concern was Louis," Sandra said.

Now, what you gonna do now Elin? Everyone knows you and Tiger are no longer a couple, so when are we gonna file for divorce?


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Charlamagne Lands Radio Show in S.C.

A few months after being fired from The Beat in Philly, Charlamagne has been hired to host two radio shows on 92.5 The Box in his hometown of Charleston, SC beginning next month.

Charlamagne Tha God’s Concrete Jungle, a celebrity-driven and entertainment news show, airs Saturdays from 2pm to 6pm. (It premieres May 8.) Next In Line, "showcasing the music of new artists [and] music by more established artist who are often overlooked by the mainstream", airs Sundays, beginning May 9 from 7pm-9pm.

“I’m always excited about getting a chance to express myself over the airwaves. People already know what I do, but I’m most excited about getting a chance to let artists who aren’t really heard on the radio be heard," Charlamagne said.

We wish him luck on his new gigs.



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Go, Grandpa! Go!

This elderly man (or, is it a young man in a mask?) is feeling it.

Whatever You Do, Stay Away From This Woman's Cigarettes

A (crazy?) woman who was speaking of Satan and the weather at a Fort Pierce, Fla. restaurant was arrested after punching a police officer in the face last Saturday.

What Had Happened Was: Witnesses said 58-year-old Gloria Vereen, was "sitting in the patio area for some time and speaking about strange subjects, such as Satan and atmospheric changes" so they called police. When an officer arrived on the scene, all hell broke loose. He documented it in his report, which read: "I went to make contact with Mrs Vereen, who at the time was sitting at a patio table. Mrs Vereen had her suitcase at her feet when I approached. I greeted Mrs Vereen and asked her how she was doing today. Mrs Vereen stated that she was traveling and then attempted to reach into her suitcase. I asked Mrs Vereen not to reach into her suitcase, however, she refused and continued stating "I want a cigarette!" I Then reached for the suitcase to move it away from her for officer safety reasons, at which time she suddenly stood up and punched me across my left eye, breaking my prescription glasses and knocking them to the ground. I backed away but Mrs Vereen continued to charge [toward] me with her arms flailing and scratching. I immediately called for another unit to assist me while attempting to protect my face. I then grabbed Mrs Vereen into a bear hug with both arms to stop her from punching me and leaned my weight her forcing her to the ground."

Too funny! The cop was unable to determine if she was drunk or high, but she was eventually arrested and is charged with battery.



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How Not to Get an Internship

It's that time of year: Students are searching for summer jobs, full-time jobs or internships. The folks over at Gawker got their hands on some epic e-mails a would-be intern sent to a company he had interest in working for.

It all began last Thursday when the would-be intern responded to an ad and contacted the company's representative to inquire about the likelihood that they might hire him once the internship is complete. On Friday, when he didn't receive a response, the would-be intern fired off this e-mail.

But wait! It gets better.

After the company informed the would-be intern that the position was filled and told him they found his e-mail to be "rude, inappropraite and off putting" he fired off this e-mail.


Gag.


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Tito Ortiz: Jenna Jameson is a Drug Addict

Yesterday morning mixed martial arts star Tito Ortiz was arrested on suspicion of domestic violence. The victim? His wife, former porn star Jenna Jameson.

During a press conference held after his release last night, Tito revealed that Jenna had a serious addiction to OxyContin and the supposed abuse occured when he tried to save her from herself.

And you know what? After watching this My Fox LA news report, we don't know who's telling the truth because this whole thing sounds suspect.

Update: Jenna told TMZ Tito assaulted her when she “said something very hurtful to his ego” then he “threw me into the bathtub and tore two ligaments in my shoulder.” She also passed a drug test.


Update 2: The two have made up.
Jenna tells TMZ: “What actually happened has now been dramatically distorted and misinterpreted and remarks that both Tito and I made after the police arrived reflect the state of shock that we were both in.” As for Tito, he no longer believes Jenna is an addict. His new story? He found two OxyContin pills and may have jumped to conclusions. Jenna says the pills were very old. Tito’s lawyer added: "What actually happened has now been dramatically distorted and misinterpreted that both Tito and I made after the police arrived reflect the state of shock that we were both in."

Hmmmm... Something sounds fishy.




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Katherine Jackson Evicts Grandkids

Katherine Jackson is doing some spring cleaning.

According to the folks over at TMZ, "Katherine has told Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza -- who is currently living at the estate, along with two of her kids by Randy Jackson and two others by Jermaine Jackson -- that she must take the kids and move out of the estate next week, because supervising seven children is just too much for the 79-year-old grandmother."

Alejandra, along with her sons Jaafar, Jermajesty fathered by Jermaine -- along with Donte and Randy Jr., the sons she had with Randy -- will live at a nearby condo owned by the estate.

The move was prompted by the actions of 13-year-old Jaafar, who bought a stun gun online last month and fired it in the house and possibly at two of the other kids.

So, as of next next only Michael's three children will be living with Katherine.





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The Library is Closed. RuPaul's Drag Race Has Crowned a Winner

In case you have haven't yet watched last night's RuPaul's Drag Race season finale -- or, should we say, the extravanganza eleganza -- you can watch it above. While deep down we believe the best "woman" won (because Miss Thing turned it out week after week), we were rooting for the second runner-up. But alas, the queens reading each other is over, the catfights are over -- well, until summer, that is.


If you missed the reunion too, you can watch it below.

What's That Smell? This Man's Soiled Pants

Sh*t happens, but why, o, why is this person digging in it then smelling it?

How The Hell Did Richard Pryor's Penis Cause a Buildup of Cocaine Inside of Pam Grier's Vagina?

Actress Pam Grier's memoir, Foxy: My Life in Three Acts, will be available this week and you need to cop a copy, if only to find how this trip to a doctor ended.

He said, "Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that's prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It's a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?"
"No," I said, astonished.
"Well, it's really dangerous," he went on. "Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?"
"No," I said, "not that I know of. It's not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex." I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard's famous lines: Even my dick has a cocaine jones.
"Are you sure he isn't doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?" the doctor asked.
"That's a possibility," I said. "You know, I am dating Richard Pryor."
"Oh, my God," he said. "We have a serious problem here. If he's not putting it on his skin directly, then it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid."

Pam also confessed that her mouth went numb after giving Richard, whom she dated for about six months in the late '70s, professionals. So, the folks over at Jezebel, who published this excerpt, took this strange scenario to an actual doctor, who has never heard of cocaine passing from one's semen into a woman's vagina. The doctor concluded by saying, "All in all, having any doctor tell any patient something like that smacks of either misremembered recall on the patient's part, or, possibly more likely, a sleazy attempt by a vaguely irresponsible doc to scare someone into making a major life change....This whole topic is yet another morality tale showing yet another reason why it's so important to insist on a condom."

Hear, hear!

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Woman Sentenced to Life in Prison For Forcing Boy to Touch Her Breasts

An Elko, Nevada was sentenced to life in prison last week after a jury found her guilty of forcing a 13-year-old boy to touch her breasts. Well, she kissed him and then asked him to have sex with her, too.

But still.

Michelle Lyn Taylor, 34, was convicted of lewdness with a minor under 14 in November after a week-long trial in Elko County, Nev., District Judge Mike Memeo’s courtroom.
With the conviction, Taylor faced a mandatory life sentence, and Memeo set parole eligibility after 10 years, the minimum sentence. If released on parole she must register as a sex offender and will be under lifetime supervision.
The district attorney’s office did not offer a plea agreement in the case, said public defender Alina Kilpatrick, who argued the sentence is unconstitutional and doesn’t fit the crime.
“The jury was not allowed to know the potential sentence in this case and the Legislature doesn’t know the facts,” she said, alluding to the minimum sentence set by the Legislature in Nevada Revised Statute.
Kilpatrick said despite the parole eligibility after 10 years, there should be no mistake that it’s a life sentence for Taylor.
“She is getting a greater penalty for having a boy touch her breast than if she killed him,” she said.
After he sentenced her, Memeo said he was bound by state statute to impose the life sentence, but said he isn’t sure why the prosecution chose to charge her under that statute.
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Michelle told the court she was drunk and therefore the details of what went down are fuzzy. But she's certain she didn't force the boy to touch her breasts. The jury disagreed.

Here's footage of her sentencing.

Britain Urged to Ban Spanking Because It Violates The Child’s Human Rights

Several countries in Europe have banned spanking, but one of the few holdouts is Britain, which already has put a stop to teachers and other caregiver's spanking other people's kids, but says it's OK for parents to practice "mild smacking." Now, the rest of Europe is pressuring Britain to adopt a full ban on spanking because -- (...wait for it...) -- it violates a child's human rights.

The UK will come under increasing pressure to ban all smacking and corporal punishment of children as the European human rights body steps up pressure for a change in the law. The Council of Europe – which monitors compliance with the European convention on human rights – will criticise the UK because it has not banned smacking more than 10 years after a ruling in 1998 that the practice could violate children's rights against inhuman and degrading treatment. "The campaign to abolish corporal punishment across the Council of Europe is gathering momentum; 20 countries have formally abolished laws allowing it in the past three years," said Maud de Boer-Buquicchio, deputy secretary general of the Council of Europe. "The UK is one of the countries that has not yet implemented a full ban. In part, this is because the traditional parent-child relationship in the UK is one of authority [and] state intervention into family affairs is still not welcome," she added. We are talking about fundamental human rights," she said. "Not only do children have the same human rights as adults, but they are more vulnerable than adults. They need more protection and not less." Current law prohibits the use of force against children, but gives adults in the home and in some part-time schools and religious institutions a defence to the charge of assault in cases of mild force where they can show the punishment was reasonable.

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Drunk Driver Shot Dead After Mowing Down Pregnant Woman

A Brazilian woman's 24th birthday last Friday was her last.

Pamela de Souza Costa was driving drunk after celebrating her birthday when she mowed down a pregnant woman and her family before slamming into a wall in the slums of Macaé. She then tried to flee the scene but crashed into a pole. Several locals then dragged her out of the vehicle and one man her shot five times to death.

The pregnant woman lost her unborn baby and a leg was amputated. Her 8-year-old daughter was also killed.

Cops say they're searching for the gunman.


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Whitney's Fans Are On Their Feet. Wait! They're Leaving!

We've praised Whitney for having the balls to sing live even though her "soprano friend" (more on that later) has long left the building, but her breathless, scattered performances continue to make front page news. Her world tour finally touched down in London last night, but "hundreds" of people walked out because they didn't pay to watch her "attempt to sing her songs." (Grease!) USA Today says Whitney "sang just one or two verses of hits such as Greatest Love of All. She paused during songs to catch her breath and panted heavily in between. In many songs, her backup singers carried the melody, Houston chiming in with lines here and there." She apologized to the people in attendance by saying "She don't want to come, my soprano friend. Sometimes the old girl sings, but not tonight. I want to do it, but she doesn't want to. ... She's getting a little ... temperamental, even." She also laid blame on the O2 Arena's air-conditioning. Two more show are planned for Britain: One tonight and another on Wednesday.



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People Are Sometimes Too Honest

This actual conversation took place at an Old Navy clothing store in NYC.

Saleslady #1: You look like one of those dolls. I forget what they're called.
Saleslady #2: A doll? Oh, like a Barbie?
Saleslady #1: Nah, not a Barbie. I forget what these dolls are called. They're kinda short...
Saleslady #2: Kinda short? A Bratz doll?
Saleslady #1: No... Ummm... No, not a Bratz doll... Oh yeah, they're called Trolls. You look like a Troll.

We're gagging.

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Obviously, This Man Didn't Take Oprah's Pledge

For the past few months, Oprah has been urging viewers to take the pledge -- to promise to not text while driving. Dude in the video above (like the other man we showed you earlier in the week) could care less. In fact, not only is he going to make a call while driving, he's going lie back and relax. Craziness!!!

Marking Your Territory at Walmart? That's Just Nasty!

People are saying 22-year-old is a drug addict (specifically a meth addict), but they're making that generalization from gazing at her mug shot - and, oh, for what she did at a Walmart in Cape Coral, Fla. yesterday.

Employees witnessed Christina take $163 in clothes off the rack and go into the fitting room. They told police the she peed on the clothing then left the store.

Christina may have gone unpunished had she not left her wallet, with her driver's license, in the fitting room along with the urine-soaked clothes.

The employees then air-dried the clothes then put them back on the rack. That part, we don't know to be true. And another thing: $163 in Walmart clothing?!? Did she make several trips to the racks?

Christina was charged with criminal mischief and property damage and is out of jail on $500 bail.


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Arizona Governor Signs Controversial Immigration Law

With the stroke of a pen Jan Brewer, the Republican appointed governor of Arizona, signed into law the country's toughest laws on immigration. The law, which will go in effect sometime this August, makes it a crime to not possess proper immigration paperwork and requires police to determine whether people are in the country illegally.

President Obama called the measure a "misguided" piece of legislation that "threatened to undermine basic notions of fairness that we cherish as Americans, as well as the trust between police and their communities that is so crucial to keeping us safe. "

Aside from the immigration legislation, Arizona also passed a couple other nutty laws this week: There was the “birther” bill that requires presidential candidates to prove their citizenship by displaying birth certificates before they can get on the the ballot in that state; and lawmakers passed a new gun law allows anyone (convicted felons) to carry concealed weapons without registration or background checks.


Which brings us to this classic Public Enemy track from almost 20 years ago.



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Olympic Champion Suspended For Taking Penis Enlargement Pills

LaShawn Merritt, the reigning World and Olympic champion at 400 meters, faces a two-year suspension from the sport of track and field for his use of ExtenZe, an over-the-counter male enhancement product that claims to offer "larger, firmer and longer lasting erections."

LaShawn, 23, claims he didn't know it contained the banned substance DHEA and in three consecutive tests from October through January, he tested positive for the steroid.

"To know that I've tested positive as a result of a product I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around," he said in a statement.

Hold up a second! Did he say "difficult to wrap my hands around"? He must have realized what he said, because that was a written statement. So, we guess he's letting us know, ExtenZe worked for him.

"I hope my sponsors, family, friends and the sport itself will forgive me for making such a foolish, immature and egotistical mistake. Any penalty that I may receive for my action will not overshadow the embarrassment and humiliation that I feel inside," he added.

The label of ExtenZe mentions DHEA and another steroid called pregnenolone as primary ingredients. As a professional athlete he should know that whatever he puts in his body, especially over the counter supplements, should be carefully analyzed...but who cares about that when you want a larger penis and wanna put it down all night long in the bedroom. Wait, perhaps he's a premature ejaculator, which as you know is not his fault and not most people weren't born as lucky as this guy. Then again, perhaps LaShawn just wanted to fill out those uniforms.

He urged other athletes to be cautious and "read the fine print" because "if it could happen to me, it could happen to you."

Unfortunately, with this two-year suspension, LaShawn's career as a professional track athlete is pretty much done.



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Man Tries To Sell His Kids on Craigslist

New York State Police arrested Joshua A. Stagnitto, 24, of Brockport, NY on Wednesday for attempting to sell his children on Craigslist.

In the ad, which included photos his one and two year old boys, Joshua wrote: "selling my kids on the Craigslist black market....they're good for children slaves or for foot stools. $200 for both or $40 for one." He said the sale included a 12 pack of diapers and a dirty T-shirt.

Craigslist pulled the ad, Child Protective Services called police. Now, Joshua is charged with falsely reporting an incident.

He says it's all one big misunderstanding, the police don't have a sense of humor and are blowing the incident out of proportion because he was obviously joking.

"I was joking around, I thought I would get a laugh out of a couple people, and I just put it on there for a joke, you know?" he said. "I love my kids more than life. I'm not actually trying to sell them on line. I honest to God thought everyone would read it and think it was funny and that would be the end of it....The fact that I'm being charged for anything is so ridiculous, then the fact that they charged me with falsely reporting an incident. What incident did I report?"

But the cops are not laughing.

"When he initiates an advertisement that causes an alarm or a public annoyance, that is according to New York State penal against the law," State Trooper Mark O'Donnell said. "Similar to someone yelling out fire in a restaurant where there is no fire.....We as police officers can not just blow these types of things off. We don't know anything about the person who put the children on Craigslist, we don't know what condition the children were who were put on Craigslist, so we have to conduct an investigation."

Joshua plans to vigorously fight the charges and is all but certain he will win because "it's completely ridiculous."

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Spare the Broomstick, Spoil the Child?

The topic of disciplining or spanking a child is like politics and religion, no one will ever agree. But, what about beating another person's child. With a broomstick. Until it breaks in half. Then put it back together and keep on beating? We can all agree, that's a no-no.

That woman in the mugshot is 29-year-old Becky Rodrigue of Waterbury, Conn. She's one crazy bitch. Cops said she tied her boyfriend's 7-year-old son to a bed and beat him with a broomstick until it snapped in half.

The boy was taken to Saint Mary's Hospital, where a pediatrician told police his injuries — bruises on his cheeks, shins, back, behind his ear, under his chin and on his forehead — were consistent with child abuse. Red marks also were found on the boy's wrists. The boy told investigators his "mommy" had tied him to his bed with her scarves and beat him with the broomstick "because he was bad." When it snapped, Rodrigue repaired it with duct tape, then hit the boy again, according to her arrest warrant. The boy showed a family member a bottle that Rodrigue would give the boy before he went to sleep, but the liquid inside it turned out to be an over-the-counter allergy medication with a warning saying it should be kept away from children, court documents show.

Crazy Becky is being held on a $100,000 bond while her children and the boy she abused are in foster care.

Yes. Yes. We know you're wondering where the father of the boy was at the time of the beatdown. Well, he's in jail.


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Surgeons Perform World's First Full-Face Transplant

Surgeons in Spain have performed the world's first full-face transplant on a young man left unable to breathe, swallow or speak properly after an accident five years ago, reports the Daily Mail.

The 24-hour operation involved 30 surgeons, anaesthetists, nurses and other medical experts at the Vall d’Hebron hospital in Barcelona. The man, who has not been named, received new facial muscles, skin, nose, lips, jaw, teeth, palate and cheekbones. The operation took place on March 20 but details have only just been made public. The recipient is said to be recovering well and has already glimpsed his new face. Joan Pere Barret, the hospital’s head of plastic surgery, said: ‘The patient has scars on his forehead and his neck but they will become invisible in the future. ‘He has seen himself when he told us he wanted to and psychologists said he was ready. It was a week after the operation and he reacted well, saying he was satisfied with the result.’ Although the man has been given someone else’s face, he will not take on the looks of the donor, who died in a road crash. Instead, his new face will be a hybrid, identical to neither his old one nor the donor’s but reminiscent of both. He is expected to remain in hospital for another two months.

The surgerons' main fear now is that the man's body will reject the transplant. They also say the man will have to take powerful immunosuppressant drugs for the rest of his life which will increase his chances of getting cancer and diabetes.



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Man Gets Arrested For Wiping His Ass With Parking Ticket

A Chicago man was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct after he wiped his ass with a parking ticket then mailed it back to the city on April 8.

Police say 22-year-old Alexander J. Bailey paid the $15 ticket then smeared it in feces before dropping it in a mail box along with a note telling them what he had done. The soiled ticket was found when an employee opened the envelope to process it.

What's that smell?

Alexander posted the $5,000 bond and will be back in court on June 1.

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White Man Robbed Banks Disguised as Black Man

Conrad Zdzierak, 30, of Ohio, robbed at least five banks on April 9. But, because of the life-like "Hollywood-style" mask he wore during the hold ups, he had cops fooled into thinking a black man was committing the crimes.

Detectives say Zdzierak was initially able to elude the cops because of his disguise, an expensive silicon mask called “The Player” valued at around $650.

"The suspect seen in the surveillance photographs and that we were looking for, we believed to be an African-American male. The suspect was actually a male, white, who was wearing an elaborate disguise," Springdale, Ohio, Police Lt. Michael Mathis told WFTS.

Investigators believe Zdzierak likely removed the mask between the robberies in order to confuse the cops who believed they were looking a black man.

The authorities caught a break when they spotted a Volvo with its interior splattered with red dye from a dye pack slipped into a bag used to hold the stolen money.

Police found Zdzierak hiding in a motel bathroom.

He was charged him with six counts of aggravated robbery and is now free on a $3 million bond.



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Philly Cop Says She's Being Discriminated Against Because of Her Color...

...her hair color, that is. Officer Renee Norman has filed a complaint with the Pennsylvania Human Relations Commission after a captain on the Philadelphia Police Department told her to dye her hair. He says it purple; she says it red. What's the difference? Well, purple is considered an "unnatural" color, while red isn't. Renee, who has been wearing the same style for 7 years, said Capt. Dennis Wilson, who is new to the department, sent her home twice because she refused to comply with his request. She also claims he ordered her hair color documented with photographs, and was twice was taken to Headquarters and "mug-shotted." She told the Philadelphia Daily News the first time Capt. Wilson told her to go home and change her hair color, she "thought he was joking. I was like, 'Stop playing me.'" She says she colors her own hair and other female officers also have all sorts of colors, including orange. In her complaint, she suggests Capt. Wilson have a problem with black officers and cites four other complaints from those officers.


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Man's Body Found Under Sofa a Decade After His Death

A British man's decomposing body went undiscovered under a sofa in his apartment for nearly a decade because his roommate didn't want to be evicted it was revealed during a a recent inquest.

After a day of heavy drinking one day in 1998, 63-year-old Dennis Pring died on the sofa. When Alan Derrick discovered the body that afternoon, he flipped the sofa over then head to the bar. For ten years he lived in the same apartment with the decomposing body. Neighbors complained about the stench, but on the two occasions officials came to investigate, they chalked it out to be coming from the broken toilet and the bathtub filled with human feces.

Ten years later Alan was finally evicted and the skelatized body of his friend was found by the apartment cleaning company.

Alan was arrested and charged with murder, but was later released and the pathologist concluded that Steven probably died from hypertension or from alcohol poisoining.

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This is Insane

A German stuntman takes a leap of faith from 150 feet in the air -- without a harness. Crazy? Yes. Awesome? Yes. Should you try it? No.

TI's Surprise Visit to Atlanta-area Middle School Upsets Parents

Fresh out of prison after serving time for gun charges, TI made a surprise visit to Woodland Middle School in Henry County, Ga. on March 5 to deliver a speech on the dangers of bullying, which was part of his post-jail community service. One parent was pissed off and called 11Alive News to vent because, according to him, if he knew the rapper was making an appearance, he would have kept his daughter at home. In an e-mail to the school's principal, Tom Myers wrote: "How about next time, let [TI] mow the grass or pick up the trash around the school grounds? If the kids see that they might understand that what he did was wrong." To which principal Dr. Terry Oatts responded: "I thought about asking a guy who snorted cocaine and got arrested for DUI when he was 30 to come and speak to our kids, but President George W. Bush was not available." Touchè, Dr Oatts, but next time let parents know when a convicted felon will be speaking to their kids.

Study: Premature Ejaculation Problem is Genetic

Researchers from Finland and Sweden have found that men with the embarrassing problem of being unable to last in the bedroom are suffering from "a genetic abnormality that affects levels of a chemical in the brain." That chemical is called dopamine, which is a "gene that controls the release of dopamine, a 'neurotransmitter' that plays a crucial role in everything from movement and attention span to the brain's perception of pleasure and reward." Men with this abnormality last an average of 1.8 minutes during sex before -- well, you know -- compared to 7.8 minutes for men who are not affected. The findings were published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.

Experts studied almost 1,300 men aged between 18 and 45 and quizzed each one on how long they were usually able to last during sex. They also took saliva samples to test for defects in a dopamine transporter gene, called DAT1. The results showed that men with a slightly different form of the gene were much more likely to suffer with premature ejaculation. In a report on their findings scientists said: 'Previous research suggests a partly hereditary background to premature ejaculation. 'But the results of this study indicate that drugs directly affecting dopamine levels may be candidates for treatment.'

So, guys, the next time you -- well, you know -- blame it on your parents. Hopefully your partner will understand.


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