If You're Not a Millionaire, Don't Watch This

Craig Rowin is sorta like a golddigger; He wants $1 million. Why? Your guess is as good as his. He just wants the money, godamnit! Update : ... Read more »

Boss Orders Female Employees to Wear Red Bracelets When They're On Their Periods

A boss in Norway has ordered all female employees to wear red bracelets during their periods to explain why they're going to the bathroo... Read more »

Mariah Carey's Loopy HSN Visit

Mariah is the latest celebrity to begin hawking tchotchkes on HSN (mostly a fragrance). She was on the network for several hours on Monday a... Read more »

Moo! Shoplifters Hid Stolen Goods Under Their Belly Fat

Ailene Brown, 28, and 37-year-old Shmeco Thomas -- two orcas from Edmond, Okla. -- were arrested for shoplifting and are facing felony charg... Read more »

Career Criminal Claims Cops Are Cramping His Style

Kevin Garner, 43, of Albuquerque, NM was arrested for the 127th time on Monday for meth possession. He says police are targeting him and vio... Read more »

Woman Claims to Own the Sun, Plans to Fine Anyone Who Uses It

A woman from Galicia, Spain said she registered the sun at a local notary public as being her property. Angeles Duran, 49, told the online e... Read more »

Men Raped Woman With Live Snake

Two Wisconsin men are facing sexual assault charges after a woman claims they used a live snake to assault her. The 32-year-old woman was at... Read more »

Man Lost Sight Every Time He Had Sex

As they say, love is blind, but for a British man, he literally goes blind every time he had sex. The unnamed patient would lose his sight e... Read more »

Monday Madness

We're back! Hope you had a great Thanksgiving weekend. Here's what you might have missed. Meanwhile, on Amtrak... Per the video desc... Read more »

What The Hell Just Happened?

On the Dutch version of So You Think You Can Dance , a b-boy brought along a kick stand. Wait, what?!? Sidebar : Speaking of talent, EJ can ... Read more »

Man Accused of Killing His Mother Holds Craziest, Scariest Press Conference of the Year

Emilio Eduardo da Rocha Deveza is batshit crazy. Clearly. The 33-year-old was arrested in Cerro Azul, Paraná, Brazil for the murder of his m... Read more »

FIGHT! NYC Bodega Beatdown

A man walked into an East Harlem bodega accusing someone of owing his 11-year-old cousin money then proceeded to throw things around. Uh-oh!... Read more »

LISTEN: Dennis Rodman Gets a Professional During Interview

Former basketball star Dennis Rodman called into the Jorge Sedano Show in Miami this morning to talk about the struggles of the Miami Heat, ... Read more »

Fantasia Barrino Admits to Aborting Antwaun Cook's Baby, Knowingly Dating a Married Man

Homewrecker Fantasia Barrino admitted she got pregnant by her married lover and had an abortion a few days before her "suicide attempt... Read more »

'Repent! Repent! Repent'! Screams Actor as He Kills Mother With Sword (Update: He Explains Why He Murdered His Mother)

A 31-year-old Haitian-American actor is facing murder charges after he hacked his mother to death with a Freemasonsword while screaming Bibl... Read more »

Squeaky Bed Lands Couple in Court

A German couple was in front a judge recently after neighbors complained that their bed made too much noise while they were boning. Stefanie... Read more »

Superhead on Domestic Abuse: 'I Go Back Knowing That, One Day, He’ll Kill Me But He’s All I Have'

When Superhead, er, Karrine Steffans married Darius McCrary last year , we were stunned. These two were involved in volatile and violent rel... Read more »

'Then I See His Penis Out!'

While traveling on the NYC subway, a perv pulled out his penis and rubbed it on this woman, whom he think would like it. She didn't and ... Read more »

Ghost Attacks Jamaican Boy

For almost a week, an 11-year-old boy in St. Catherine, Jamaica was being attacked by a “duppy” (Jamaican slang for ghost). The boy's fa... Read more »

TI Says He Shouldn't Be Sent Back to Prison For Something So 'Petty'

Before being carted off back to prison for a parole violation stemming from a recent arrest in Los Angeles where he was found to be in posse... Read more »

Shock! Pastor Who Ordered Couples to Get Off Facebook Had Extramarital Affair

Last Tuesday, pastor Cedric Miller, 48, told 50 married leaders at his Living Word Christian Fellowship Church to delete their Facebook acco... Read more »

The Best Photo of Michael Jackson

This photo of Michael Jackson taking a bottle of vodka to the head with two little people on his knees is apparently very real. Heeeeeyyyyyy... Read more »

Two Things You May Not Know About John Travolta: 1: He's a Bottom; 2: He Dates Black Men. (Bonus: He's a Sucker For a Big Penis)

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This Photo Was NOT Altered

We've already crowned the winner of the Best Mug Shot of 2011 , but this fella gets the award for The Most Bizarre. Carlos Rodriguez was... Read more »

Are You Kidding Me?

Chicago's WGN morning news stopped their regular bantering to cut live to a bridge implosion. There was much build-up, but then they cut... Read more »

Lady Goes to Hospital For a Gyno Exam, Both Feet Are Amputated

Stacey Galette of Brooklyn, NY says she went to see a gynecologist for a routine procedure at Winthrop University Hospital in Oct. 2009 and ... Read more »

This Couple is Already Waiting in Line For Black Friday

Black Friday isn't until next week, but the Davenport family has already pitched a tent. They've been camping out in front of a Best... Read more »

It's Been a Few Months Since DMX Was Arrested, So It Was Only a Matter of Time

Crackhead DMX is back behind bars. Again. The 39-year-old ex rapper was arrested at his home in Arizona last night for a felony charge of vi... Read more »

Couple Asks Internet Users to Vote on Whether They Should Have an Abortion or Not

A Minneapolis couple, who have been married for 10 years, is preparing for the arrival of their first child. But that might all change, if J... Read more »

WATCH: Argentinian Lawmaker Bitchslaps Political Rival

During a televised debate in the Argentine Congress over budget cuts recently, Graciela Camano punched opposition politician Carlos Kunkel i... Read more »

Heaven is For Real, Says 11-year-old Who Has Been There

Colton Burpo had an emergency appendectomy when he was 4. During the surgery, Colton Burpo, who's now 11, says he visited Heaven where h... Read more »

Father Slams Infant Son on Sidewalk, Leaves Lifeless Body in Trash Can

Quindell Sherman of Columbus, Ohio done lost his effing mind! On Tuesday, the 20-year-old was fighting with Sonja Mitchell, the mother of hi... Read more »

Bachelorette Party Prank Leaves Bride-to-Be Paralyzed

Last June, Rachelle Friedman was to be married to the love of her life, Chris Chapman. After celebrating her bachelorette party, Rachel, 25,... Read more »

Receipt: Thank You For Choosing Burger King! Now, F*ck You!

An employee and manager at a Sacramento, Calif. Burger King restaurant were fired after printing an expletive on a customer's receipt. F... Read more »

WATCH: Parking Fail

This person was hired to remove the door, no? Read more »

Woman: Hello, 911? There's a Plane Falling From the Sky!; Cops: You're a Liar and You're Under Arrest

Last week, Shakela Malcom and her friend Dorothy Denson along Interstate 675 in Atlanta when they saw a plane falling from the sky! So they ... Read more »

Smart Phones in America Get Smarter: It Replaces a Credit Card

Ditch your wallets! Verizon Wireless, T-Mobile and AT&T, the biggest mobile carriers in the United States jointly announced today an ini... Read more »

Half-Naked Woman Pleasuring Herself Arrested

Police in Naperville, Ill. took 44-year-old Vicki K. Myers down to central booking last Friday on weapons charges after she was found half-n... Read more »

The Drugs Made Him Do It?

A Bulgarian man left a trail of destruction recently after he took illegal drugs. "First he cut-off a piece of his penis, and when his ... Read more »

Goddamn, They Tore This MFer Up!

Why? Why? Whhhhy would anyone do such a thing to a nice-looking Denny's? Whyyyy? Per the video's description: "Bitchs got THEY ... Read more »

Drunk Woman Tries Her Darndest to Explain Why She Crashed into a Packed School Bus + Other Drunks

Last Friday, Elizabeth Denise Crull was thrown in jail after she struck a school bus packed with children in Orlando, Fla. with her car. But... Read more »

Male Walmart Employee Offers to Pay Male Customer For Sex

David Ham of Huntsville, Ala. was speaking to a male employee recently about losing his job when the unidentified employee came up with a su... Read more »

Tons of Fucking Sequins!

At a Goodwill designer sale in Seattle last Saturday, the local news was on hand to interview shoppers scavenging for a deal to help a great... Read more »

The Club Can't Handle Him...Ever!

I can't!!!! via Read more »

Curtis Got Slapped! Teacher Slaps Fourth-Grader, His Mother Sends 40 Pages of CRAZY Demands to President Obama, Others

After 9-year-old Curtis Bowen (who's black) was allegedly slapped by a teacher (who's white) at Martin Luther King Jr. Elementary Sc... Read more »