Man Gets Artificial Anus

A Chinese man can finally live his life without limits, thanks to his new asshole. A farmer from Jiayu county of Hubei Province has lived 55... Read more »

The 2012 Olympic Games Logo is Racist

This is according to the completely racially tolerably country of Iran, who are threatening to boycott the 2012 Olympic Games in London not ... Read more »

Man Refuses to Fly on Plane Piloted By a Woman

An Indian man believes a woman's place is in the kitchen, not in the cockpit of a 140-ton aircraft. It was a dramatic 40 minutes for Mum... Read more »

Judges Awards Custody of Son to Homeless Father

A Brooklyn, NY judge decided it was better for a boy to live with his homeless father (pictured, left) in a shelter (pictured, right) than s... Read more »

WATCH: Critical Chaos, Yokeballing

Holy, hell! Last Friday a black VW Golf mowed down dozens of cyclists in Porto Alegre, Brazil. The cyclists (who come together once per mont... Read more »

8-year-old Boy is Arrested -- For the Fifth Time Since November!

One of Bébé's kids -- an absolute danger to himself and society -- was arrested last Tuesday after he fought and assaulted a teacher. Th... Read more »

WATCH: We Hit Someone

"We hit someone".. Umm, duh, genius! Crackhead (and wife beater ) Charlie Sheen has lost his damn mind. For real this time. In lig... Read more »

Voodoo Sex Ritual Sparks Deadly Fire

It's all fun and games -- until someone gets burned alive! A couple engaged in a voodoo sex romp in Brooklyn set off the weekend blaze t... Read more »

Gayle King: 'Oprah is Not Enough For Me'; Asks Matchmaker to Set Her Up With Women: report

If what we're about to tell you is true, Gayle King and Oprah's relationship is about to come to a screeching, fiery and spectacula... Read more »

Judge Rules That Because Woman Was Dressed Provocatively, The Man Who Raped Her Shouldn't Go to Prison

A Manitoba, Canada judge has ruled that Kenneth Rhodes, who raped a woman in 2006, shouldn't do jail time because the victim sent signal... Read more »

Parents' Attempt to Scare 6-year-old Daughter Straight Backfires

Who knew. Children have so many rights that you can't even discipline the bastards. New Yorkers Annette Gerhardt and her fiancé, Gerardo... Read more »

What's That Smell? Man Spits Feces in Cop's Face

A Durango, Colo. post office worker is in deep shit after he spat a mouthful of feces inn the face of police officer who arrested him for dr... Read more »

WATCH: Oscar Picks

Oscar the Grouch's Oscar picks. This woman is lucky no one kicked her. A pizza-only diet saved a woman's life. Body found in Berkele... Read more »

What's The 'Blackest' Name in All the Land?

No, it's not Bunifah Latifah Sharifah Halifah Jackson or any of the names in the HILARIOUS video above. It's George Washington. As t... Read more »

Bishop Eddie Long's Penis-Only Late-Night 'Prayer Meetings' Sound Hot

How You Doin pastor Eddie Long is looking to spend Monday nights with you. But there's one caveat. Although you don't have to be a m... Read more »

Shots Fired! Rush Limbaugh Calls Michelle Obama Fat

Controversial and conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh is clearly trying to make headlines and unfortunately, he has. On his radio show yes... Read more »

Malcolm X's Daughter Charged with Identity Theft

Uh-oh. One of Malcolm X’s daughters is being held in North Carolina on an arrest warrant from Queens, stemming from an accusation that she s... Read more »

Dancehall Reggae Artist Buju Banton Found Guilty on Drug Charges

One week after he picked up a Grammy, dancehall reggae singer Buju Banton faces a life sentence in prison after a jury found him guilty on c... Read more »

NJ Councilwoman Attacks Relative Over Her Weight

A surly and obnoxious New Jersey (the How You Doin state, thank you) councilwoman has been arrested and charged with assault after she beatd... Read more »

WATCH: Man Choking His Chicken on the Subway, News Attack

Last Sunday while riding the N train in NYC, a man took off his pants, tied a string around his penis and began to masturbate to the horror ... Read more »

Man Burns Wife's Vagina, Rips Off Her Nipples

Police in Houston say what Gregory Longoria Jr., 39, did to his estranged wife during an attack that lasted 17 hours is the worst they'v... Read more »

The Week's Fiercest Mugshot Belongs to a Queen Who Beat Down His Disabled Mother, Stole Her Dentures

Christopher Harding is giving you face in his mugshot, chile. This bitch is snatched. The 23-year-old Houstonian was charged with injury to ... Read more »

Lady Sues Department Store Over 80 Cents!

As judge Marilyn Milian of The People's Court always says, it's not always about the money -- it's about the principle. Sometim... Read more »

Martin Luther King Jr Monument to Be Unveiled in DC This Summer

On August 28, a monument dedicated to Martin Luther King Jr, will be unveiled in the National Mall in Washington, DC, where the slain civil ... Read more »

Boy Admits to Bludgeoning Mother to Death Because She Took Away His Playstation

In a Philadelphia courtroom this week, 16-year-old Kendall Anderson confessed to the premeditated, vicious and brutal killing of his mother ... Read more »

WATCH: Ass Cam, Brawling Motorists

Even Jesus is an ass man. Halleloo! Andrew Wilson, a 25-year-old Australian fisherman, swam for six hours after a wave knocked off off his b... Read more »

Mariah Carey's HIV+ Sister is Turning Tricks (Again) Because Family Refuses to Help Financially: report

Alison Carey Scott, the 49-year-old sister of megastar Mariah Carey, is down in the dumps financially. The mother of four, who's a forme... Read more »

That'll Learn Him! Mother Makes Son With Bad Grades Work Street Corner

Some would say Tampa resident Ronda Holder is a bad mother -- others (like us), will stand up and cheer. You see, Ronda is so frustrated wit... Read more »

Man Complains of Splitting Headache, Doctors Find 4" Knife Blade Lodged in His Head 4 Years Ago!

A Chinese man who went to the doctor complaining of a headache was shocked to discover he'd had a 4-inch knife blade stuck in his head f... Read more »

Man Says Sound of Boss' Voice Made Him Physically Ill. Yep, That's a Lawsuit!

Anthony Dingle, who worked as a superintendent ant at one of NYC's housing projects, has filed a lawsuit against his boss, whom he claim... Read more »

Star Jones Wants to Remarry Big Gay Al: report

Six years after her highly-publicized and much-maligned wedding to (and subsequent divorce from) Al Reynolds, Star "I'm a Lawyer... Read more »

Man Forced to Eat His Own Ear

An Irish man out celebrating Valentine’s Day was brutally attacked by a gang who cut off his ear – and forced him eat it. The 21-year-old lo... Read more »

Man Pronounced Dead Twice in Four Days

The family of a 70-year-old Fort Myers, Fla. man, who was pronounced dead by EMS, but then woke up when the mortician arrived - only to die ... Read more »