Friday, May 20, 2011

Week in Review: Comings and Goings

Hello, boys and girls. Have a great weekend! We'll be back Monday afternoon -- that's if the world doesn't end on Saturday.

While we're away, if you have a tip about a story or something we should look into, post or get a chuckle from, please direct it here.

Here are some of the week's lowlights (and some highlights, too).
  1. M-Bone, the rapper who brought us the song "Teach Me How to Dougie", was killed during a drive-by shooting.
  2. Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted that he fathered a child with a maid more than a decade ago. Then another jumpoff came forward to say she began sleeping with Arnold when she was 16 years old -- which led to a 21-year affair!
  3. Surprising no one, CNN weekend anchor Don Lemon confirmed that he's gay, he's a homo, he likes guys.
  4. William Sheridan, a former basketball player turned singer, also came out of the closet.
  5. A man who isn't attracted to human beings, claimed to have had sex WITH more than 1,000 cars.
  6. A woman was arrested after she talked loudly on her cell phone for 16 straight hours to the chagrin of other Amtrak passengers.
  7. R&B singer Faith Evans filed for divorce.
  8. Rapper Cassidy was arrested and charged with murder.
  9. Other hip-hop drama! The US government busted a cocaine trafficking ring with ties to the hip-hop industry.
  10. A man who broke into a home, pretended to be asleep when he got caught.
  11. The family of a man who was killed when a hot tub sucked him into the drain, is suing for damages.
  12. Man licked his shoe clean.
  13. Again, don't ever rent your apartment to this man.
  14. A Saudi woman was charged with a hate crime after she spat on people at Walmart.
  15. Snoop Dogg's was kicked off a high school campus for smoking weed while filming his new movie.
  16. Man was caught eating a friend's liver with potatoes.
  17. A lesbian couple was outed by their principal and faced suspension for holding hands in school.
  18. A 16-year-old student was treated for alcohol poisoning after he drank a bottle of vodka which he purchased from his teacher.
  19. A woman fought a beauty shop owner for a wig.
  20. Speaking of thieves .... watch as two women run out of a store of handfuls of stolen clothing.
  21. A man posted an ad on Craigslist looking for sex with dogs.
  22. A woman is having a consensual sexual relationship with her biological father.
  23. A teacher was jailed for urinating in a classroom in front of students.
  24. A woman tried to jump out of window to her death because her fiancè called off the wedding.
  25. If you buy ice cream from ice cream trucks, then don't read this.
  26. A woman claimed she's allergic to electricity.
  27. A man chained his daughter to weights so she wouldn't run away while he's at work.
  28. Beyoncè released the video for her new single "Independent Women (Part 19)" "Run the World (Girls)".
  29. A woman sent to jail for 3 months for having a one-night stand.
  30. An SUV ran over a stroller with a child in it.
  31. A man slashed his 66-year-old grandmother's throat then stole $20 from her purse.
  32. The woman who cooked her month-old baby in a microwave was sentenced.
  33. A man who raped women telepathically was arrested.
  34. A couple plans to auction off the prized collectibles belonging to Aretha Franklin which they found abandoned in a storage unit.
  35. Fake presidential candidate Donald Trump announced that he wasn't running for president.
  36. Man asks business owner for a job -- while he was robbing the business!
  37. A business owner isn't taking the high road when it comes to people who owes him money.
  38. The world supposedly ends on Saturday. So goodbye and good luck.

While we prepare for the supposed rapture, we'll be queening out to Beyoncè's newly-leaked single, aptly titled "End of Time." This song is fire and a certified club banger! And yes, it's miles better than "Independent Women (Part 19)" "Run the World (Girls)"

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