This Elderly Man is Cooler Than You Will Ever Be

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Disgusting Pizza-Lovin' Cat Lady Gets Evicted, Leaves This Foulness Behind

http://www.wmctv.com/story/17933299/landlord-discovers-former-tenants-hoarder-hideout If you're having dinner or about to have dinner,... Read more »

Motorcyclist Suffers 20-Month Long Erection, Sues BMW

This guy thought he had it bad . Henry Wolf, 52, from San Francisco, California has slapped BMW with a lawsuit after he suffered a severe ca... Read more »

WATCH: Woman Wakes Up in Body Bag + High Gas Prices Send Man into a Rage

In 2011, several tornadoes ripped through Alabama and Georgia, killing almost 400 people. A neighbor found Glynis Lawson's body more th... Read more »

Naturally, A Sunlight-Only Diet Is Not Safe For Life

A Swiss woman, aiming to live on "pranic nourishment" (ie, surviving on light alone) has died. Shocking, we know. According to rep... Read more »

WATCH: Lady Gives Birth to 7th Baby Born Addicted to Drugs + Donkey Robs Elderly Sisters

Mother of the Year Daiquiri Miller, 34, of Tulsa, Ohio gave birth to a baby girl last month and like the six previous children she bore, th... Read more »

Sleepy Man Files Police Report After He's Awoken By Flight Attendant

It's a story that would be unbelievable if it weren't true. A 37-year-old Arizona man filed a police complaint against a flight atte... Read more »

Neighborhood Watchmen Pull Guns on Couple Changing Locks On Their New Home

Robert Canoles and his son Branden are facing aggravated assault, false imprisonment and criminal trespass charges after cops begrudgingly l... Read more »

White Man Beaten By Black Mob in 'Retaliation For Trayvon Martin,' Hate Crime Not Suspected

Last weekend, 40-year-old Matthew Owens was beaten to a pulp on his porch in Mobile, Alabama by a group of black men, women and children aft... Read more »

WATCH: Deion Sanders Speaks Out About Estranged Wife 'Attacking' Him + Pistol Packin' Granny Shoots Would-Be Robber

Former NFLer Deion Sanders says his estranged wife Pilar Sanders, from whom he filed for for divorce in December and is still living with, ... Read more »

Inmate's Facebook Status Updates: 'Good Gonja,' 'Getting Plenty of Food and Money'

This is hilarious. Martez Wright, who's serving a six-year sentence for violation of probation on aggravated burglary and theft convicti... Read more »

Granny Pistol-Whips Neighbor Over Noisy Kids

Debbie Ann Tucker is the latest in a long line of grannies who are packing heat and not afraid to use it . Be afraid. According to reports, ... Read more »

WATCH: Lady Bites Another Lady After Argument Over Parking Spot + Gay Man Kidnaps, Tortures Man He Met Online

A 22-year-old San Francisco woman suffered serious bite marks to the chest and arms after another woman (32-year-old Sara Gillian) mauled he... Read more »

WATCH: Man Strips Naked at Airport + Man Tries to Eat Illegal Tax Return Checks

50-year-old John E. Brennan is tired of TSA agents harassing him, so he took off his clothes while going through airport screening at Portla... Read more »

WATCH: Man Robs Store With Hot Dog Tongs + Couple Gets Married at IKEA

Poor Renee Jackson. The 35-year-old says his wife doesn't appreciated him, so instead of talking about it, he held up a convenience stor... Read more »

Drunk Calls 911 to Proclaim His Love For His Son, Jesus Christ

Well, of course, he was drunk. This did happen in Florida, after all. A homeless man was arrested for calling 9-1-1 several times, telling ... Read more »

WATCH: Cops: Hello, Your Daughter is Dead....Oh, Wait! Our Bad + Straight Boy Wants to Be Prom Queen

In Memphis, cops called Latisha Boddie's parents last weekend to tell them she was stabbed to death. They even released her photo to the... Read more »

Drunk Lady Calls Police on the Police

Drunks are hilarious. Mallorie Faust called 911 when her ex-boyfriend refused to let her in his Scottsdale, Arizona apartment to retrieve he... Read more »

Man Calls Police on Nymphomaniac

A German man met a lady and went back to her apartment to play hide the sausage. He probably wish he hadn't, because, as it turned out, ... Read more »

This Man's Girlfriend Tried to Stab Him to Death, But He Can't Wait For Her to Leave Prison So He Can Marry Her

We won't even begin to, or try to understand this. Well at least these crazies won't be trying muck up someone else's life, so t... Read more »

Cissy Houston Opposes Rihanna Playing Whitney Houston in Biopic: report

In the wake of superstar Whitney Houston's sudden death last February , there is talk of a biopic. Such a film, which is reportedly bein... Read more »

George Zimmerman Charged With Murder

After weeks of public outcry, George Zimmerman, the Florida man who shot and killed Trayvon Martin, has been charged with murder. A special ... Read more »

Baby Born Without Any Blood

Olivia Norton (pictured) is a miracle baby. The British toddler, who's now six months old, was born with no blood and was given less tha... Read more »

Judge Throws Man in Jail For Showing His Butt in Courtroom

♪...Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.♪ A Prattville man was given a three-day jail sentence Tuesday for contempt of court a... Read more »

WATCH: Man Attacks Co-Worker With Chainsaw + McDonald's Worker Steals Customer's Credit Card

58-year-old Otis Upshaw has some serious anger issues. After getting into a fight with a co-worker, Otis pulled out a chainsaw and attempted... Read more »

Basketball Court Closed Due to Excessive Cursing

A basketball court located at Howland Township Park in Ohio has been shut down due to excessive cursing. Oh, the court is also near a childr... Read more »

High School Student Refuses to Attend Her Graduation Ceremony at Bishop Eddie Long's Church

No, it's not because she's appalled that New Birth Missionary Baptist Church pastor Eddie Long is an "alleged" child moles... Read more »

Bullied 8-year-old Girl Overdoses on Prescription Pills

This is just sad. A central Ohio mother says her eight-year-old daughter overdosed on prescription pills after being bullied. Michelle Koch ... Read more »

WATCH: Sperm Donor Doesn't Have to Pay Child Support + Sweet Brown Reacts to Internet Fame

Professional bodybuilder Ronnie Coleman wanted to help his friend have a baby, so he donated his sperm to a California sperm bank and the la... Read more »