Hello, boys and girls. Have a great weekend! We'll be back Monday afternoon.While we're away, if you have a tip about a story or something we should look into, post or get a chuckle from, please direct it here.
Here are some of the week's lowlights (and some highlights, too).
- The week began with fantastic news: Osama bin Laden was assassinated by US armed forces and his body dumped at sea.
- A kid explained the killing in just 63 seconds.
- Miami Heat star Chris Bosh slapped his baby mama with a lawsuit for exposing details of his private life on the VH1 series "Basketball Wives."
- Speaking of basketball players....Golden Warriors guard Charlie Bell's wife stabbed him with a box cutter.
- Whitney Houston's daughter Bobbi Kristina was busted by police for underage drinking during a fight where a gun was brandished; she faces six months in jail.
- A transsexual spoke openly about her sexual encounters with rapper/actor LL Cool J and Hot 97 deejay Mister Cee. She also exposed Eddie Murphy.
- We watched NeNe Leakes give Star "I'm a Lawyer"
ReynoldsJones an epic verbal smackdown that had her shaking in her boots. - Hip hop producer Jermaine Dupri's home is in foreclosure and faced public auction.
- A man who stalked Serena Williams by learned her location from reading her tweets, was arrested outside her home.
- Flavor Flav got arrested.
- A man was sentenced to 203 years in prison for robbing a gas station of $100!!!
- A judge ordered a man who killed a woman while driving drunk to spend the victim's birthdays behind bars.
- Two deaf men got beatdown when a woman confused their sign language for gang signs.
- The stars came out to the annual Met Ball.
- A man got butt-ass naked in the streets for reasons still unknown.
- A man in bra and panties sexually assaulted then killed a neighbor's pet goat.
- Nobody is happier having their mugshot taken than this lady.
- First Lady Michelle Obama taught us how to dougie.
- A man held up a church at gunpoint and stole the offerings.
- A woman walked in on a naked burglar in her kitchen eating raw kitchen.
- A man escaped from prison to kill the person who shot his mother.
- A man was stung by 100,000 bees.
- A homeless man was arrested because he moved from a dumpster into a homeless shelter.
- A woman filed a $12 million lawsuit against her ex-husband because he didn't have sex with her.
- A man sued his fiancèe because she left him at the altar on their wedding day.
- We watched in awe and disgust at a "swarm robbery" go down in Las Vegas.
- Mariah Carey gave birth to the twins.
- A woman who was stuck behind an ambulance called 911 because she the ambulance was inconveniencing her and making her late to her daughter's birthday party.
- A baby was hospitalized after she ate noodles made in the same pot her mother used to cook PCP.
- A 29-year-old man lives his life as a baby -- drinking from a bottle, wearing diapers, sleeping in a crib, etc...
- The video for Lady Gaga's new single, Judas, was released.
- Disabled driver attacked and tried to run over police officer during a traffic stop.
- A man jailed after he was caught stealing $10,000 worth of Legos.
- "Golden Voice" Ted Williams returned to drug and alcohol rehab.
- A man whose penis was chopped off by his best friend, has forgiven him -- as long as he pays for a new penis.
