Week in Review: Can't Stop, Won't Stop

Hey, boys and girls. Make it a great weekend. We'll be back Monday Tuesday. Join us. While we're away, if you have a tip about a st... Read more »

If You Burglarize Your Next-Door Neighbor's Apartment, Don't Furnish Your Home With the Stolen Loot

In perhaps the boldest crime you'll read about today, a woman came home to find that her apartment was burglarized. When the victim wen... Read more »

Man Petends to Be Deaf to Avoid Arrest

And now the Donkey of the Day... Last Saturday night, police in New Lenox Township, Illi., pulled over over a white Pontiac Grand Prix for c... Read more »

Parents Who Often Bragged About Beating Their Kids Are Jailed + Halloween Hatred

Family and neighbors are shocked (shocked, we tell ya!) to learn that a Hampton, Ga. couple they describe as "deeply religious" an... Read more »

Feds Haul Brazen Pimp to Prison

And the Donkey of the Day is a genius named Sean Patrick. The 37-year-old Milwaukee man, who was pimping underage girls and sending them acr... Read more »

LISTEN: Best Song Made Up of the Craziest Mike Tyson Quotes of All Time. Of All Time.

Woooow! Woooow! Wooooooow! via: Vulture Read more »

Man Who Threatened to Kill NY Elected Officials, Entire Police Force is Unsurprisingly an Idiot

And the Donkey of the Day is *drum roll* Frank Console! The 50-year-old from Brooklyn, NY who threaten to kill the kill the NYC mayor, gover... Read more »

Hotel Worker: Sure, I'll Give You a Great Rate and Our Best Room With a View (Wink-Wink)

Oh, lawd! You know you already have to worry about bed bugs and finding used condoms in your hotel room , but now you also have to think so... Read more »

Girl Scouts Deny Boy's Application

Little Bobby Montoya is adorable. Recently, the 7-year-old's -- who's transgender and has been wearing girls clothing since age 2-- ... Read more »

Lady Moves into Vacant Home, But Insists She's No Squatter + Other Messy Situations

Have you guys ever heard about a common law called "adverse possession" where someone moves into a home that... Read more »

Lady Cited For Arranging Conjugal Visit With Inmate on City Bus

And now let's hand a Mother of the Year award to Amanda Louise Confer of Pennsylvania, shall we? While Amanda isn't as bad a parent ... Read more »

Lady Suspects Man is Sleeping With Her Girlfriend, She Shoots Up His House + Others Losing Control

Well, OK, "shoots up" is a stretch, but the woman did shoot at the house of a man she thought was sleeping with her girlfriend and... Read more »

Safety First, Pay Later

Alexandrea Brooks is facing shoplifting charges after she pilfered 26 boxes of condoms and an at-home pregnancy test from a Walgreens in Mar... Read more »

At One Memphis High School, Teaching is the Last Thing on Teachers' Minds

A lot of teachers know better than to engage in a sexual relationship with a student. Even the dumbest of them know that if you commit the e... Read more »

'Wendy Williams Show' Renewed Through 2014

Congratulations are in order for Wendy. Debmar-Mercury and the Fox Television Stations announced today they are renewing The Wendy Williams... Read more »

Week in Review: Love Stories, Swoop Downs and Big Balls!

Hey, boys and girls. Make it a great weekend. We'll be back Monday. Join us. While we're away, if you have a tip about a story or so... Read more »

WATCH: Mariah Carey Reveals Twins' Faces on '20/20'

Oh, look! It's Dem Babies! Six months after their birth, Mariah Carey revealed the faces of her twins Moroccan and Monroe -- whom she ca... Read more »

Woman Whose Mom Sold Her For Drugs As a Child, Reunites With Long-Lost Sisters

A woman who was sold as a baby by her drug-addicted mother 22 years ago has been reunited with the two sisters she never knew she had. As a ... Read more »

Beyoncé Bumpgate: Mathew Knowles Wanted Beyoncé, Jay-Z to Raise His Illegitimate Son As Their Own

For the past few weeks, the Internet (and, to our surprise, legitimate media outlets) have been discussing in length Beyoncé's here toda... Read more »

Man Banned From Possessing More Than 10 Avocados at a Time

A man who pleaded guilty to grand theft for stealing 1,000 pounds of avocados -- worth an estimated $1,500 -- from a grove in Bonsall, Calif... Read more »

The One About a Father's Undying Love, Determination

This story about William Alexander Sr. will break your heart. After his son was murdered in April 2010 and cops couldn't find the kille... Read more »

Lady Admits To Giving Her Kids Beer, Cocaine

Juliette Dunn (pictured), of Bridgeport, Conn. mother has pleaded guilty to charges that she forced her 4-year-old son to drink beer and gav... Read more »

Man Kidnaps Ex-Girlfriend While She's On a Date With Another Man

Kristopher O’Neal, 31, is facing kidnapping charges after he abducted his ex-girlfriend 3:30am Thursday in Fresno, Texas. According to repor... Read more »

Wells Fargo Leaks Customers' Personal Information

If you're a Wells Fargo Bank customer in Florida or South Carolina, monitor your accounts and order a credit report freeze, because your... Read more »

WATCH: Druggie Granny, History Lesson, Baby Scam

Poor Judy Weible. Like the out of control old people we've featured in the past weeks , the 61-year-old granny from Jackson, Miss. need... Read more »

Couple Married for 72 Years Dies Hand in Hand

This is a true love story. An Iowa couple married 72 years died one hour apart holding hands on Monday after a tragic car crash. Since the d... Read more »

Stop Us If You've Heard This One Before: Bishop Eddie Long Gets Sued Again (Update: The Feds Launched Investigation)

Bishop Eddie Long, the How You Doin pastor who coerced at least five young boys into sexual relations ( and paid them at least $1.5 million... Read more »

Man Sues Bone Thugs-N-Harmony For Assault

Did you know the iconic rap group Bone Thugs-N-Harmony is still touring? Well, apparently they are and they're disciplining their own fa... Read more »

Soulja Boy Appears in Court to Face Drug, Gun Charges

Alleged How Your Doin "rapper" DeAndre Cortez Way BKA Soulja Boy was arrested and charged with felony marijuana possession after ... Read more »

Man Orders Size 14.5 Slipper, Gets Size 1,450 Instead

A 27-year-old British man named Tom Boddingham -- who has a size 13 right foot and 14.5 right foot -- recently ordered a custom slipper from... Read more »

Woman Jailed For Two Months Because Her Name is 'Teresa'

Teresa Culpepper is about to come into some money. Lots of it -- because Atlanta police are terrible at their job. Last August, Teresa says ... Read more »

Actress Slaps Amazon With $1 Million Lawsuit For Publishing Her Real Age

An unnamed Asian-American actress has slapped Amazon with a civil suit, claiming the online retailer used her credit card details, obtained ... Read more »