Friday, November 30, 2012

'Tis the Season to be Boosting


Police in Daytona Beach, Florida are looking for a man caught on surveillance camera stealing four pairs of shoes (valued at $160) from Marshalls by shoving them down his pants and walking out of the store. As he was leaving the store, a loss prevention officer approached him. The man pulled a scraper (which he used to cut the sensors off the shoes) out his pocket and told the officer, "Come on, I'll stick your ass." Brazen fella, isn't he?


source: WKMG



This Man Sexually Assaulted Another Man Then Told Him 'I Just Gave You HIV' -- Then He Stole the Victim's Wallet


A 34-year-old Houston man was arrested Thursday for intentionally infecting another man with HIV during a sexual assault last June.
Jason [Bernard] Jackson, of Houston, is charged with sexual assault of an adult and is being held without bond, court documents state. Investigators with the Houston Police Department said in an affidavit that the victim met Jackson at a local club on June 20 where the two men talked and shared drinks. Jackson asked the victim if he wanted to go home with him and he said yes, the affidavit states. On the way to Jackson’s home at the 6900 block of Pinetex, they stopped at a gas station where Jackson provided the victim with an open beverage. After drinking the beverage, the victim told Jackson that he felt sick and they drove on to Jackson’s home, the affidavit states. Once they arrived and entered the home, Jackson began to hit the victim in the face. Jackson then proceeded to sexually assault the man, the affidavit states. The victim said that Jackson was much larger than he was and he could not escape the assault. After the assault, Jackson told the victim that he was HIV positive and that he had just infected him with the virus, the affidavit states. Jackson then demanded money from the victim and took his wallet, the affidavit states. A struggle then ensued and the victim was able to escape the home. The victim then came across a woman who was sitting in her backyard and told her that he had just been sexually assaulted, the affidavit states. She then called the police. The victim was taken to a local hospital for a sexual assault exam where DNA evidence from the alleged assault was collected. Later investigators interviewed Jackson about the alleged assault and he denied ever knowing the victim. The victim was then able to positively identify Jackson from a photo array. Jackson has refused to provide a DNA sample to compare against the evidence collected from the alleged assault.

source: KHOU
While we're not saying the victim wasn't assaulted, we have a feeling there's much more -- MUCH MORE -- to this story than what he's telling police or is being reported. This is utter madness -- much like the situation in Kentucky where a man forced another man to give him a professional at gunpoint then shot him after he splashed off.

Bobbi Kristina's Boyfriend Speaks Out on Reckless Driving Arrest

Hours after Bobbi Kristina lost control of her black Chevrolet Camaro car and went off a road, down an embankment and crashed into a few trees in Alpharetta, Georgia, her boyfriend/fiancé/brother/alleged drug dealer 23-year-old Nicholas Gordon was arrested for going 85 mph in a 35 mph zone. But don't fret, he's all right. He told a local TV station: Everything's good. Just having a couple of rough patches." We also learned that he and Bobbi Kristina do not live together -- or they don't currently. Rumors are they broke up. Anywho, last year, he was arrested and charged with gun possession after getting into a confrontation with Bobbi Kristina's ex-boyfriend. Sidebar: Here's the video of the arrest. Is that Whitney's "I Will Always Love You" blaring from his car's speakers? Yes ma'am.
 source: WSB

Probably the Cutest Thing You'll See Today


Bo Obama inspects the 2012 White House holiday Christmas decorations.

Granny Beat, Bite, Burned Grandkids; Forced Them to Eat Cat Food


Goldine Williams of Chicago is behind bars after she was arrested for physically abusing her 6-year-old grandson and 5-year-old granddaughter. According to police, the 47-year-old beat the kids with a plastic sword and extension cord, bit them and burned them with a hair iron. And if that wasn't enough savageness, she forced them to eat cat food. Poor babies.


source: WLS

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Man Jailed For Carrying Viagra Sues NYC


While NYPD officers were enjoying an off day on Monday, a man was at the Bronx Supreme Court filing a lawsuit against the city and a detective. Peter Williams is suing the city and Det. Howell Daniel over a May 25, 2011 run-in, when he claims he was wrongfully arrested and jailed for two days for having a Viagra pill in his pocket, for which he had a prescription. The prosecutor refused to charge Peter and he was released. According to the lawsuit, Peter "still suffers from episodes of anxiety, anger, loss of sleep, and other impingement of emotional good health." He has also sought support and counseling from family. He's seeking unspecified damages. If you're keeping track, this is the second lawsuit against the NYPD in recent months. Earlier this year, a man sued the NYPD and the city after he says cops strangled his penis during an arrest.


source: DNAinfo

Meanwhile, in Florida...


Raquel Gonzalez, 24, was arrested Monday afternoon in Florida for felony domestic battery after attacking her boyfriend after a sexual encounter. According to a Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report, Raquel and Esric Davis, 30, were “involved in sexual intercourse” when “Esric then climaxed and Raquel did not.” That infuriated Raquel who “began hitting and scratching [Davis], causing scratches near his eye and nose.” He told police that Raquel is short-tempered and frequently “goes off” and that she had previously been physical with him. On the upside, things could be worse for Esric. Much worse.


source: Smoking Gun

Monday Was a Good Day in NYC


Not a single person was reported stabbed, shot or slashed in New York City on Monday. According to chief NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said it was a great week to start the week and he couldn't recall a time when the city logged zero such cases in the same day. The city is on a downward trend in violent crime that could put the city at its lowest murder numbers since 1960 by the end of the year. Murders citywide are down 23 percent year over year, with 366 recorded thus far in 2012 compared with 472 the year before. Total crime is up in the city by 3 percent this year, but officials attribute that mostly to an increase in grand larcenies connected to the rise in smartphone and tablet thefts.

source: WNBC


This 'Bodybuilder' Also Has a Bridge to Sell You


Moustafa Ismail, 24, who's originally from Egypt but now lives in Massachusetts, just made into the Guinness World Records books as having the largest upper-arm muscles on earth. His biceps measures 31 inches. Yes, that's bigger than some people's waists. He allegedly build those muscles from working out hard -- plus, eating seven pounds of protein, nine pounds of carbohydrates and drinking three gallons of water each day. Lies! Lies! Lies! We wonder which pumping party he went to get those jiggly biceps pumped with Synthol or some other injectable. Maybe he goes to the same doctor who works on this guy. Wait, is Fix-a-Flat tranny still out on bond?
Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Policewoman/Wannabe Rapper Faces Disciplinary Charges After Threatening to Shoot Anyone Who Messes With Her


Lt. Regina Smith -- who oversees burglary and theft detectives at two investigative units in the Dallas police department -- will probably face an internal affairs investigation over her side hustle. See, Regina is also a gangsta rapper. Her stage name is “Lucille Baller," and in one of her songs posted on her Web site, she promises to shoot anyone who messes with her. By the way, she calls her gun "Ms. Lucy."


source: KTXA

Katt Williams Leads Cops on Chase Through Streets of Sacramento


This is reason why we don't do drugs. For real. Alleged crackhead and certifiable mess Katt Williams is wanted by police in Sacramento after he led officers on a chase through the streets Sunday. It all happened when cops told him to leave the Hyatt hotel because he was disturbing the peace. He did. Moments later, he was seen driving a Can Am (a three-wheeled motorcycle) on a sidewalk and almost hit five pedestrians. At this point, Capitol Protection Officers were flashing their lights for him to stop. Katt then was said to have taken his helmet off, turned to the officer and said “I’m not going to stop.” He proceed to run several more red lights. Cops called off the chase (for safety reasons) after Katt rode the wrong way down a street at 35 mph, CHP called off the pursuit for safety reasons. Cops plan to charge him with felony evasion.


Update, Dec. 8: Cops arrested the now retired comedian for felony evading of officers and driving in a reckless manner. He was released after posting bail


source: KMAX

These Brazilian Pranks Will Give You a Heart Attack


Brazilian variety show Programa Silvio Santos call these "prank," but noone is laughing.


If you haven't wet your pants yet, this one will give you nightmares. Prospective caregivers are left alone in a room with an elderly patient. When the bell sounds, they're asked to remove the sheet from the patient's face. Oh, hell no!!!

Man Steals School Bus, Drives to Detroit to Start Rap Group


Josiah Daniel Curtis is batsh*t crazy. He was arrested on Thanksgiving Day in Detroit after he was stopped for speeding and swerving. He was driving a stolen school bus and he didn't have a license. According to police, Curtis stole the Kent County bus from a yard in Wyoming. He jumped the bus yard fence, found keys for several buses and damaged several of them trying to drive them out. He eventually freed one and then started driving towards Detroit. He told police he was headed that way to try to meet a rapper to start his career. If you want to see someone on the brink of a breakdown, go look at his videos on YouTube. It's not funny. It's sad.

Sidebar: His parents say Curtis is bipolar. They say he committed to psychiatric hospitals five times, but each time the court orders ran out after six months and he was back off his meds.


source: WOOD
Monday, November 26, 2012

This Lady's Thanksgiving was Ruined Because She's Too Beautiful


Meet Yolanda Nubine. She's hated because she's beautiful. And sexy. The 43-year-old was arrested in Oklahoma City on Thanksgiving Day for attacking a police officer who was trying to escort her out of her sister's apartment. According to reports, Latisha Nubine told Yolanda to leave after they got into an argument during dinner. Yolanda refused to leave, so Latisha called the cops. She told police her sister only wanted her out because she has "always been the beautiful and sexy one.” As cops were escorting her off the property, she punched an officer in the nose and his right ear before "falling" down a staircase. Good times.




source: KOCO

2-year-old Caught 13-year-old Sister With Boy in House, Sister Stabbed Her to Death


A 13-year-old Atlanta girl is being charged as an adult in the death of her 2-year-old sister. According to police, Tyasia Jackson stabbed Sasha Lamaya Ray multiple times because the toddler caught Tyasia with a boy inside the house as their parents were at work and told a neighbor. Sasha's dad (who is Tyasia's step-father) told the local CBS affiliate, "[Tyasia] made all the other kids go upstairs and then she stabbed [Sasha] by the back door. Put her outside came back in the house, cleaned up the blood, changed clothes then came outside and started looking for her with everybody else." Sad.

source: WGCL

Beyoncé to Executive Produce, Direct, Star in Film About Her Life


What's this? Bey-season is upon us. HBO announced today it will air a feature-length documentary film based on the life and career of Mrs Carter on Feb. 16, 2013. Mrs Carter will serve as director and executive producer and HBO said the film will offer unprecedented access to the singer's life; the finished product will include material shot by Mrs Carter on her laptop, along with concert footage, home movies and other material. "Everybody knows Beyoncé's music, but few know Beyoncé the person," said Michael Lombardo, president, HBO programming in a statement. "Along with electrifying footage of Beyoncé onstage, this unique special looks beyond the glamour to reveal a vibrant, vulnerable, unforgettable woman." This film airs mere days after Mrs Carter's epic (you know it's going to be) Super Bowl half-time performance, so we can bet a new single or album will be released that month.


source: B&C
Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Gobble, Gobble


How 'bout them talking turkeys? Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.

Woman Jailed For Having Sex with Human Skeleton


A 37-year-old woman in Sweden is facing charges of “violating the peace of the dead” after police found human skeletons -- which she used as sex toys -- in her apartment. The woman told cops it's a hobby, motivated by an interest in history. And sex with dogs and horses is spawned from an interest in?
The prosecutor could not explain how the woman had managed to collect almost an entire skeleton, but explained that the human remains had been used in an “unethical” way. "In the confidential section of the investigation we have material which indicates she used them in sexual situations," the prosecutor told the TT news agency. The woman is believed to have used the human bones for sexual gratification. The evidence that the prosecution presented to the press on Tuesday included two CDs labelled “My necrophilia” and “My first experience” which contained a number of document files and pictures. However, a psychological evaluation of the woman shows that she is not mentally ill, at least not in any legal sense of the term. “Some of the photos show a woman licking a skull," Ehrenborg-Staffas told The Local. "We claim it’s her, but she claims it's someone else and that she found the pictures on the internet.” The prosecutor believes the woman is "fascinated" with death. “She has a lot of photos of morgues and chapels, and documents about how to have sex with recently deceased and otherwise dead people,” Ehrenborg-Staffas told The Local. “You have to ask yourself why she would have those pictures.”...Evidence also included pictures from a morgue, which were found in a secret compartment in the woman's home, alongside body bags and a drill....The woman pleaded not guilty and claimed she had not done anything illegal. “She admits to having the bones, but says she collected them out of a historical and archaeological interest,” Ehrenborg-Staffas said....If found guilty, the woman faces penalties ranging from fines up to a maximum of two years in prison.


source: The Local

Can You Tell?


While reporting live from the Formula One fan fest on Saturday in downtown Austin, KVUE reporter Quita Culpepper got face-to-face with one of those drunk fans. Can you tell?
Monday, November 19, 2012

Man Tells Cops He Has a Right to Beat His Wife


We don't know where Henry Ramos is from or what Sharia law book he's been reading online, but he believes that a marriage license also provides him license to assault his wife. Not in America it doesn't! The 46-year-old appeared before a judge in Hollywood, Florida this morning to face charges of domestic violence assault and resisting arrest. According to police, Fatyma Pavlora told 911 operators her husband came home drunk and grabbed her face with his hands - threatening to hurt her. When officers arrived, Henry told them: "What? You never put your hands on a woman? I can touch my wife anyway I want to." The judge set the bond at $6,750 and ordered him to have no contact with his wife. He will probably be behind bars for a while, since he told the judge his wife was the person he needed to bond him out of jail.


source: Sun Sentinel

Stunt Queen Who Accused Elmo Puppeteer of Sexual Assault Then Recanted After He was Paid Off, Pulls Another Stunt (Update: Second Accuser Files $5M Lawsuit)


Have you heard? There's some How You Doin' scandal brewing over on Sesame Street -- and Bert and Ernie are not involved. Last week (was it last week?), a man accused Kevin Clash, the voice of Elmo, of sexually assaulting him when he was only 16 years old. In the days since the story broke, the identity of the accuser was revealed. He is a 23-year-old aspiring model/actor and professional stunt queen named Sheldon Stephens who has been arrested several times since 2009. In 2011, he was jailed for passing a bad check at a store in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. But in September 2009, he was arrested for robbing at knifepoint his former boss and possibly sugar daddy -- music manager Darian Pollard -- of a $250,000 “white gold necklace with diamonds” and a “white gold ring with diamond baguets.” No charges were filed, however.

Late last week, Stephen recanted the story. So, you'd think everyone would go away -- but, now, the folks over at TMZ are reporting that Kevin, 52, agreed to pay the stunt queen $125,000 if he recanted the story. Sheldon changed his mind and has recanted his recant.
Multiple sources tell TMZ ... hours before Stephens recanted his underage sex allegation, a settlement was struck between the two parties. Under the terms of the settlement, Clash agreed to pay Stephens 125k. But the settlement then provides the following: "Stephens agrees that immediately upon execution of this Agreement, his counsel, Andreozzi & Associates, P.C., shall release the [following] statement ... 'He [Stephens] wants it to be known that his sexual relationship with Mr. Clash was an adult consensual relationship.'" The settlement document goes on to say if Stephens is asked by anyone about his relationship with Clash, he must only repeat the statement [above] in the settlement that recants his story. We've learned although Stephens signed the document, he continues to insist Clash had sex with him when he was a minor and was pressured into signing the settlement. One source privy to the negotiations tells TMZ ... Stephens was crying during final negotiations and repeatedly insisted he didn't want to sign. We contacted Clash's lawyer, but he had no comment.

source: TMZ
If Sheldon is indeed telling the truth and Kevin molested him when he was underage, then the authorities need to get involved. One wonder how many other victims are out there. Is this about to balloon into another Eddie Long saga? We've got popcorn poppin'.


UPDATE, Nov. 20: The ish has hit the fan. As we suspected a second man as come forward claiming Kevin assaulted him when he was just 15 years old! In a lawsuit filed in New York federal court, Cecil Singleton (who's now 24) says Kevin -- whom he met on a gay chat line in 2003 -- coerced him into sex more than a few times. According to the lawsuit, Kevin "groomed Cecil and gained his trust by, among other things, taking him to nice dinners and giving him money." The two met "on numerous occasions over a period of years" and engaged in sexual activity, the suit said. Cecil claims he "suffered severe injuries, including but not limited to mental, psychological and emotional trauma" and is seeking $5 million in damages. And, oh, Sesame Street fired Kevin's ass today. In a statement, Sesame Workshop said “the controversy surrounding Kevin’s personal life has become a distraction that none of us want,” leading him to conclude “that he can no longer be effective in his job.” He is saying he resigned, but we all know he was fired. He likes his boys as fem as possible. Hmm, how many other victims of this pedophile will surface? Since Cecil is seeking $5 million, will Sheldon file his own suit seeking $10 million? Probably. Will Kevin settle these two cases -- and the other not-yet-filed cases -- out of court? Definitely. We'll be watching.

Here are some photos of Cecil.



Yes, how he doin!

Sidebar: Kevin released this statement about his fire-ation:

“I am resigning from Sesame Workshop with a very heavy heart. I have loved every day of my 28 years working for this exceptional organization. Personal matters have diverted attention away from the important work Sesame Street is doing and I cannot allow it to go on any longer. I am deeply sorry to be leaving and am looking forward to resolving these personal matters privately.”

Privately? Good luck with that. The grrls talk.


Update #2: Rocking what appears to be a budget lace-front, Cecil and his attorney held a press conference, in which he detailed the nature of of relationship with Kevin. He says they didn't have intercourse while he was underage, but they engaged in a lot of "groping, masturbation, intense kissing, touching, dry-humping." Cecil says they had intercourse when he turned legal age. Yeah, Kevin. You're going down!



Update #3: Elmo speaks out about the scandal.


Update, Nov. 26: Shock! A third man has filed a lawsuit against Kevin Clash. The third accuser -- who's now 29 -- claims he met Kevin (who went by the name "Craig") on a gay chat line and, after several days of talking on the phone, he went to Kevin's apartment where Kevin plied him with alcohol and engaged in sexual activity -- "including oral sex and digital penetration of [the third accuser's] anus." He was 16 years old at the time. He says in 2009 he even began writing a book about his experience. Elmo likes to tickle 16-year-old wannabe models. Sit back and enjoy the destruction of Kevin, because -- as we told you before -- more men will come forward, filing more lawsuits. Watch!


Update, March 19, 2013: Sheldon filed his lawsuit and claimed Kevin threw a crystal meth sex party him in 2004. According to the suit: “Clash smoked crystal meth while engaging in sexual activity with Sheldon. Clash also gave Sheldon ‘poppers’ as a sexual aide. While Clash had sexual contact with Sheldon, the chauffeur watched and masturbated.” Oh, did we forget to mention that Kevin sent a chauffeur-driven limo to pick up Sheldon then the chauffeur would come in and join the party, er, "watch."


PSY, MC Hammer 'Gangnam Style' and '2 Legit 2 Quit' Mash-up at AMAs


Stop! Gangnamtime! Yaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssss!!!

Man Steals Chicken Breast From KFC Buffet Line


It's Florida! The manager of a KFC in Fort Pierce, Florida, called police Sunday night to report the theft of a chicken breast from the buffet line. True story. According to the store manager, a middle-aged man walked into the store to ask about an item they did not sell, then he swiped a chicken breast -- worth $2.99 -- from the buffet line and fled in a red Ford pick-up truck. The manager, who wrote down the truck's tag number, called police. When officers arrived, employees said they were "concerned that [the] chicken breast thief will strike again at another KFC buffet." Cops thanked the employees for wasting their time then left, hopefully to fight real crimes.

Sidebar: KFC restaurants have a buffet? Where do they do that at?



source: WPTV
Friday, November 16, 2012

For Your Weekend Viewing Pleasure: Here's Video of a False Prophet Punching and Pushing People Down


This hogwash is hilarious.


Wait! Someone made an awesome compilation of all the hilarity and added an even more awesome soundtrack.


The false prophet's name is Benny Hinn. He claims to be a "healer," but good luck finding someone who has been "healed" by him. Several media organizations in North America have searched high and low.

64-year-old Lady Checks into Hospitals in Several States to Steal Drugs, Supplies


A 64-year-old granny's crime spree ended this week after she was arrested at a hospital in Tennessee. According to police, Margaret Max checked her as a patient at several hospitals throughout the Southeast then wandered the halls looking for things to steal. Her cache included gloves, gauze, syringes and morphine. Sticky finger granny faced charges of theft, but got a slap on the wrist: She was ordered to pay a fine and she's banned from stepping foot in Tennessee.


...Meanwhile, in Atlanta, a woman was sentenced to 10 years in prison after she was caught trying to steal a newborn baby from a hospital. Naquelle Ballard, 20, says she wanted to kidnap the baby because she suffered her depression after two miscarriages -- but mostly, she tried to kidnap the baby to keep boyfriend from leaving her. "I was in love with him and I felt like that was going to make him stay with me or I was going to keep him that way," she says. Obviously, she's not too bright to think no one would recognize she had a baby without being pregnant. And, the boyfriend left her anyway and hasn't contacted her. To get further insight into her craziness, take a look at her Twitter page.


sources: WSMV | WSB

Inmate Tries to Attack Prosecutor in Court

Last month, Thomas Lott, was in a Boise, Idaho courtroom to be sentenced for destruction of jail property (he threw a chair through a jail window after being arrested for public intoxication), but things didn't go as planned. As the judge was about to sentence him to probation, Thomas began cursing at her then lunged across the defense table toward the prosecutor. That decision got him between two to five years in prison. source: KTVB

Jeff Lewis Sues Assistant, Jenni Pulos, to Block Her From Writing Tell-All Book


Jeff Lewis, the star of Bravo reality show "Flipping Out", and his "personal and executive assistant" of 10 years, Jenni Pulos, have had many-a quarrels on-air, but things just got real. Jenni has a book coming out next year and paranoid Jeff -- who hates the shopping channel HSN -- is certain it contains "highly confidential and private information relating to [his] personal life and business dealings." So, he wrote her a letter demanding she not publish the book and when she and her publishers told him to go kick rocks, he slapped her with a lawsuit seeking a preliminary and permanent injunction preventing her revealing any "personal and professional facts and information" about him in the book.

Lewis claims that Pulos signed two confidentiality agreements, promising not to reveal any private information she learned about him while working for him, even if her employment ended. But he claims that in early October this year, he "became aware that Jenni was writing a book apparently about 'her life.' Shortly thereafter, plaintiffs reminded Jenni of the agreement and requested that she ensure that no confidential information relating to Jeff's personal or professional life be included in the book and that Jenni adhere to the written promises made relating to all plaintiffs in the agreement." The complaint continues: "Shortly thereafter, Jeff learned that Jenni had apparently signed a contract with a publisher to publish this book, but was again assured by Jenni that she was not breaking her written agreement and was not writing about Jeff or her work experiences while employed by Jeff and/or the entity plaintiffs. Jeff was informed by Jenni that the book strictly related to Jenni's own family and/or personal life - and that the book is not yet finished but is in the process of being written. "However, Jeff soon learned through an Internet search that the title of Jenni's new book was 'Hang in There, Baby - What One of the World's Most Difficult Bosses Taught Me About Life, Work, and Love,' and plaintiff is informed and believes and thereon alleges that this book is apparently already written." Lewis claims the book has already been assigned an ISBN number, will have 288 pages, and will hit shelves in 2013. He says he wrote to Pulos demanding that she not publish the book, and sent a copy of the confidentiality agreements to her agents. Pulos and her agents told him the book was not finished despite evidence to the contrary, Lewis says, and told him that it would not contain any confidential information about him.

source: CNS
According to the lawsuit, Jeff demanded to see a copy of the manuscript but her book agents said no. Jeff claims that his personal and professional reputation will be damaged, and he will suffer the loss of "confidential proprietary trade secrets" if Jenni is allowed to publish the book.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Woman Gets Stuck in Pool After Belly Button Piercing is Snagged in Drain

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A woman's trip to a the Greeley Family Funplex in Greeley, Colorado yesterday, certainly was interesting. The woman was floating along the bottom of the pool on her stomach with her child when the ring became snagged on the drain cover. When attempts to wiggle the ring to free the woman failed, the pool was drained and firefighters were called rescue her. She was not injured.  source: KUSA

Hotel Manager Says She was Fired For Being Too Old, Short, Ugly


Tara Tan has slapped The Standard, High Line, a swanky NYC hotel, with a $5 million lawsuit for back wages and damages after she claims she was fired not being one of the "beautiful people." Which is completely the opposite of why this woman was fired a couple year ago. According to her attorney: "They basically told her, 'Look, you're 40, with two kids, you don't fit our culture." Tara -- who has worked at the hotel since it opened in 2009, even gave birth to one of those children at the hotel! And, oh, the hotel says they didn't fire Tara because they're shallow, they fired her for stealing office supplies.


source: WPIX


Cop Chokes 6-year-old Boy, Prosecutor Refuses to File Charges

Vicki Ross, a mother from Chicago says her ex-fiancée choked her 6-year-old son, leaving some nasty marks on the child's neck and shoulders, and prosecutors refuse to file charges because said choker is a Chicago police officer. Vicki says Anthony Abbate caught her son "playing doctor" with his (Anthony's) 5-year-old daughter and lost it. He slammed the boy on a bed and choked him until his face turned red, Vicki says. Oh, prosecutors told Vicki they won't file charges because the 6-year-old child gave inconsistent statements and (we're paraphrasing here) kinda deserved the beatdown because of what he did to the 5-year-old girl.



source: WFLD


Former WNBA Baller Arrested For Shooting Up Ex-Girlfriend's Car


Former WNBA baller and Olympic gold medalist Chamique Holdsclaw, 35, was arrested Thursday night on charges of assault of her ex-girlfriend. According to police, 29-year-old Jennifer Lacy says she was working out at a church in Atlanta on Tuesday when Chamique -- who suffers from depression and attempted suicide in 2006 -- approached her and said she wanted to put some items in her car. She declined and drove to a friend's house, all the while Chamique followedher. Chamique got out of her car with a baseball bat and began smashing the windows in Jennifer's Range Rover then fired inside a bullet SUV and fled the scene. She was charged with aggravated assault, criminal damage to property and reckless conduct. She remains jailed on $10,000 bond.


Update, Nov. 16: At a hearing this morning, the judge went in on Chamique, saying she's a threat to the community. He eventually granted her a $100,000 bond, ordered her to wear an ankle monitor, and to stay away from Jennifer -- or she'll be charged with stalking and re-arrested.


source: WAGA
Friday, November 9, 2012

Week in Review — Brought to You By The Most Awesomest Pizza Commercial Ever


Yes, this is a real ad for a real place.

Make it a great weekend. We'll be back Monday Tuesday. While we're away, if you have a tip about a story or something we should look into, post or get a chuckle from, please direct it here.

Here are some of the week's lowlights (and some highlights, too).
  1. President Barack Obama will be president for four more years.
  2. His re-election caused some to go mad. There was a riot in Mississippi, a lady threatened to assassinate the president, and then there was this lady who disowned her son because he voted for Obama. Luckily, a Fox news reporter provided these lunatics with the quickest and most direct route out of the United States to Canada.
  3. An idiot was forced to wear an "idiot" sign because she's an idiot.
  4. A 21-year-old woman who married a 61-year-old man obviously didn't get the memo: Marry well.
  5. After three months in a freezer, Sherman Hemsley will finally be buried.
  6. A man beheaded his wife and mother of their six children supposedly because he thought he was Jesus.
  7. Speaking of crazies: A man high on meth attacked a police officer then fell on his face in the woods -- all this after he was Tasered five times.
  8. An attorney drew penises on his office walls and left left feces on urine on the floor after he was evicted.
  9. A lunatic stalker shot her ex-boyfriend five times then herself.
  10. Woman bought an iPad for $200 from a man at the gas station and is shocked that it was fake.
  11. A pastor was arrested for molesting two men during counseling sessions to make turn them straight.
  12. CNN's Don Lemon is a whiny 12-year-old girl.
  13. A TV news cameraman's live shot came to an abrupt end when he got assaulted and robbed on-air.
  14. Man was finally arrested after crank calling 911 more than 3,600 times over the past year.
  15. And then, there was the sickest and most disturbing thing we saw and read all week.






Man Crank Called 911 More Than 3,600 Times This Year


Tuy Thai needs a real hobby. With his recent arrest for calling 911 in Henderson, Nevada, more than 3,600 times over the past year, we hope the 35-year-old gets the message. According to police, he would tie up the emergency line with hang-up calls. He was charged with 59 counts of unlawful use of 911. Police say they questioned the man in the past regarding his calls but he claimed someone else was using his phone. They launched a sting operation and witnessed him make the calls earlier this week. He faces up to one year in jail and/or a $2,000 fine on each count.

source: KLAS

Sherman Hemsley's Body Can Finally Be Buried, Judge Throws Out Lawsuit By Man Claiming to Be Actor's Long-Lost Brother



El Paso County Judge Patricia Chew ruled Friday afternoon that actor Sherman Hemsley's will is valid. Flora Isela Enchinton-Bernal, the late actor's longtime friend, is listed as the sole beneficiary of Sherman's estate in the will the actor signed in June, about a month before his death on July 24. The judge's ruling means that Hemsley's estate -- valued at about $50,000 -- will go to Flora, whom Hemsley refers to as his "beloved partner." Richard Thornton, 71, of Philadelphia, challenged the validity of the will, claiming Sherman wasn't of sound mind. He claimed he was is the person to decide the fate of Sherman's body and his estate. DNA testing proved that Richard (pictured, below) is Sherman's half-brother, but the judge did not allow the DNA results because they were not submitted by the Oct. 15 deadline. During testimony, Richard said Sherman was born from an extramarital relationship his father had. "He was a Methodist minister and would have been bad for his career," Richard said of their father. He added that the actor introduced him as his brother in 2011 in front of a crowd during a concert in Cherry Hill, NJ. However, the two did not keep in touch. "We just had two separate lives," he said. The actor's body has been is locked in a refrigeration unit at an El Paso funeral home since he died on July 24 from complications of lung cancer. If Richard doesn't file an appeal, Sherman's body will finally be laid to rest. Flora (pictured, below) said she wants to bury her friend at Fort Bliss National Cemetery and invited Richard to attend. But, Richard's attorney said he would seek an immediate stay of the judge's ruling to prevent the burial from taking place. He said they will appeal. Drama!






source: KVIA


Cameraman Beaten, Robbed During Live Broadcast


A photojournalist for KPIX, the CBS affiliate in Francisco, was beaten and robbed of his camera by a group of young men in Oakland following a live newscast report Wednesday. According to the station, photographer Gregg Welk and reporter Anne Makovec had just finished their noon report when several five men rushed up, punched Gregg and grabbed his camera. The men then fled in a car with the camera. Gregg suffered minor injuries, was treated at a hospital and released. Anne was not hurt. This isn't the first time journalists have been attacked in broad daylight. In recent months, journalists from several news outlets in the area have been accosted and robbed of laptops, cameras and tripods. KPIX says reporters covering stories in Oakland would be accompanied by security guards, day or night, effective immediately.


source: KPIX

CNN Anchor Don Lemon and Jonah Hill Get into Childish Twitter Feud


Why is this news? And why is it on CNN? We don't know, but CNN how you doin' anchor Don Lemon, 46, felt actor Jonah Hill, 28, wasn't kind enough to him outside a bathroom at a Cincinnatti hotel, so he took to Twitter and CNN to vent. Girl, chill.


Toddler Was Urinating From 'More than One Hole in his Penis' After Botched Circumcision


The parents of a 4-year-old boy has slapped Dr. Jennifer J. Garza -- a pediatric surgeon in McAllen, Texas -- seeking punitive damages for medical negligence, deceptive trade, breach of warranty and misrepresentation after she botched a circumcision of a 4-year-old boy so badly that the boy was urinating from two holes in his penis and pleaded to "just cut it off and (he) can be a girl." According to the boy's parents, Rafael and Vanessa Deleon, following the 90-minute surgery, the boy had to go back to operating room because of excessive bleeding.

It continues: "After taking the plaintiff into the operating room for a second time, the defendant came out and told Ethan's parents that she had managed to stop the bleeding using cauterization around the penis area where she thought the bleeding was coming from. The defendant then had the plaintiff remain overnight at the hospital. During the course of that night, hospital staff had to change the plaintiff's gauze around his penis multiple times. Plaintiff's parents also noticed that the plaintiff oozed blood every time he urinated." The next day, after seeing lab results, Garza told them that "'Ethan's penis was going to look beat up for the next couple of weeks, but that as the weeks go by it would look normal again,'" according to the complaint. But that didn't happen, the family says: "The days following the surgery, the plaintiff's parents had to change the plaintiff's gauze repeatedly because he kept bleeding so much. During this time, the plaintiff's parents were shocked when they saw the plaintiff urinate from more than one hole in his penis. It appeared that Ethan had two streams of urine. After seeing this, the plaintiff's family decided to visit Doctor Segundo Lizardo, Ethan's pediatrician, the same doctor who referred them to Dr. Garza." The only defendant in the complaint is Dr. Garza and her office. The family consulted a third doctor, Catarina Posada, who "could not explain to the family why the plaintiff was urinating from two holes in his penis, but she however prescribed the plaintiff some medication," according to the complaint. It continues: "In the coming days, the plaintiff screams and cries every time he has to urinate. The plaintiff is also in tremendous pain. The plaintiff refuses to drink anything because he does not want to urinate. The plaintiff also becomes very upset with his parents. He begins to blame them for his pain and predicament. The plaintiff goes so far as to say that he is a girl now because he has to urinate sitting down. The plaintiff also asks his parents 'to just cut it off, and he can be a girl.' The plaintiff's parents also have to change the plaintiff's sheets nightly because the sheets become stained with blood." A week after the circumcision, the Deleons took their son, still bleeding and in pain, to the emergency room at Rio Grande Regional Hospital where Dr. Christopher Bristow told them "that the plaintiff's penis looked over cauterized." That led to a visit with a pediatric urologist, and more lab tests. Dr. Lizardo then prescribed him morphine so he could sleep, the family says. "On or about April 3, 2011, at 2:30 a.m., the plaintiff went to urinate and his parents noticed that a stream of blood was running down his leg. The plaintiff's parents call 911. The ambulance takes the plaintiff to the Knapp Medical Center Emergency room. There Dr. Jorge Martinez sees the plaintiff and gets Dr. Lizardo to show up to the emergency room. According to the plaintiff's parents, when they questioned Dr. Lizardo on why this was happening to their son, Dr. Lizardo told them something had to have gone wrong during the circumcision surgery for this to be happening to Ethan," the complaint states. Five days later, a pediatric urologist told them "that Ethan's urethra is damaged. He tells the plaintiff's family that the circumcision surgery created fistulas - holes in Ethan's penis. He tells them that the plaintiff will need reconstructive surgery to repair the fistulas," the complaint states.

source: CNS

Another surgeon was able to repair the holes in the boy's penis, but warns the boy may need further reconstructive surgery.




Thursday, November 8, 2012

Fox Traffic Reporter Provides Romney Supporters With Quickest Route to Canada



This is classic! Jeff Brucculeri, the traffic reporter at KOKI in Tulsa, Oklahoma, gives Mitt Romney supporters the "quickest and directest route" to Canada. Hopefully this lady and this donkey took notes.

This Racist is a Special Kind of Donkey


Denise Helms was fired from Cold Stone Creamery in Turlock, California today because she's an idiot. Moments after president Obama was re-lected, Denise -- in all her racist glory -- posted this to Facebook: “Another 4 years of this (N-word). Maybe he will get assassinated this term.” The Secret Service launched an investigation and the local TV station caught up with Denise to get her side of the story. She was happy to speak, but told them she's not going to apologize. She said: “The assassination part is kind of harsh. I’m not saying I’d go do that or anything like that, by any means, but if it was to happen I don’t think I’d care one bit.” This kind of hatred is not healthy. She removed the post and has deactivated her Facebook account after the Internet got at her and Cold Stone Creamery. Will she be first in line tomorrow to apply for Obamacare?


source: KTXL

Pastor Assaulted Men During 'Ex-Gay' Therapy

Ryan Jay Muehlhauser, the senior pastor at Lakeside Christian Church in Isanti Township, Minnesota is self-hating perv. The 55-year-old gay pastor runs a program out of his church that supposedly changes a person's sexual orientation. Before we go on, gay isn't a disorder that needs fixing and both the American Psychological Association and American Psychiatric Association have lambasted the "ex-gay" movement because it's dangerous and doesn't work. Now back to the pastor Muehlhauser. He was arrested Tuesday on charges of criminal sexual conduct involving two young men who trusted him as a spiritual advisor. The victims tell investigators that during counseling sessions Muehlhauser would be physical with them, touching their shoulders and legs and giving them hugs. They say that behavior eventually led to sexual touching, kissing and masturbation. One victim told investigators the pastor touched their genitals to "bless" them. Muehlhauser told the victims that the Lord was telling him what to do. That's what Bishop Eddie Long told his victims, too. source: KARE

Mother Disowns Son who Voted for Barack Obama



At around 4am the morning after Barack Obama was re-elected as president of the United States, this woman (who's a member of the Tea Party) called her son to let him know it's all his fault. Bwhahahahahahahaha!

[ Listen, below. NOTE: Bad language. ]


Male Nurses Pleasure Each Other as 98-year-old Stroke Victim is Forced to Watch

A woman in San Diego paid two male nurses $1300 a day to look after her 98-year-old mother who suffered a stroke and unable to speak or otherwise communicate, but what the nurses did while supposedly working is just shocking. On the surveillance camera footage (the family had cameras installed inside the home a while before), nurses Alfredo Ruiz and Russel Torralba, can be seen performing lewd sexual acts on each other, as the elderly patient is forced to watch. This happened almost two years ago, yet the nurses -- whose licenses were partially suspended pending another hearing on November 14 -- are still allowed to work at hospitals. Ridiculous. source: XETV

Stay Classy, Mississippi



Moments after president Barack Obama was re-elected Tuesday night, students at University of Mississippi in Oxford, Mississippi, lost their sh*t and a riot broke out on campus. According to the chancellor, university police were first notified of the demonstrations when 30 to 40 students gathered at the union. Within the next 20 minutes, the group had grown to more than 400 students. According to people on the scene, students were heckling one another and racial slurs were even yelled out in the crowd. Two arrests were made for disorderly conduct, including one for public intoxication and another for failure to comply with officers. No injuries were reported as a result of the mass demonstrations on the Ole Miss campus.


This gentleman from the city where this riot took place just doesn't understand.


Yes, ma'am.

And the Moral of the Story is...



.....'don't buy nothing on the streets from nobody." There's sucker is born every minute. Let's meet Jalonta Freeman, shall we? She was at an gas station yesterday in Arlington, Texas, when a man pulled up beside her and offered to sell an $800 new iPad for $200. She handed over the cash and -- you guessed it -- the "iPad" was nothing more than a mirror with gray duct tape as a bezel. Jalonta told a local TV station the iPad looked real, but obviously she's never seen an iPad before. Apple has never made an iPad with a gray bezel. Just sayin'.


Meanwhile, at the Walmart in Pikeville, KY, three idiots looking for new employment after they filmed themselves destroying iPads and then uploaded the video to YouTube. IDIOTS!



source: KXAS
Wednesday, November 7, 2012

61-year-old Man and 21-year-old Wife Jailed For Buying $24,000 in Jewelry With Fake Money Order


Poor Christine Friend. The 21-year-old from Gheen, Minnesota and her 61-year-old husband, Thomas Alan Friend, were charged with check forgery and attempted theft by swindle after they were arrested for purchasing $24,210 in diamond jewelry on layaway with a money order they fabricated.

The complaint states that on Oct. 29 at Gould’s Jewelry in Anoka, the couple from northeast Minnesota picked out a $4,500 tennis bracelet, a $3,000 bracelet, an engagement ring band worth $6,000, and diamond hoop earrings valued at $4,100, in addition to a diamond costing $5,000. The total was $22,600 before taxes. Christine Friend presented the money order, asking if they could buy the items on layaway. Gould’s Jewelry presented the money order to the bank and the bank advised that it was fraudulent. The money order had made up numbers where the routing number and bank account number commonly appear. Gould’s Jewelry called the police and at 4:13 p.m., when the couple returned, police arrested them. Christine Friend admitted they didn’t have enough in the bank account to cover the $24,210 in purchases. Police found a Heweltt Packard inkjet printer visible in the couple’s car and Christine Friend said that the check was created on a laptop in the vehicle.

source: WCCO
Hee-haw!

This Man Was Shot 5 Times By His Crazy Ex and Lived to Tell About It


This is crazy. After kicking his abusive girlfriend out of his home, Dale Wells says the woman took her crazy up several notches and threatened on kill him (and her herself) on his birthday, but she couldn't get to the gun in time. Three months later, she lured Dale out of his home in Charleston, SC and shot him five times before taking her own life.


source: WLBT



Woman Begs Burglars Not to Take TV


A very lucky 21-year-old Houston woman says she awoke this morning to find two men in her living room trying to stealing her big-screen TV. "I begged them not to take it," she said. "I was freaking out, but I was more worried about my TV, actually. It is a TV. I know it's not important, but I did work for it." And they didn't.


source: KPRC


Attorney Jailed For Trashing Office, Drawing Penises on Walls After Eviction


Thomas Corea is a nut job. The disbarred Dallas attorney -- who was charged last September with four felonies for alleging stealing more than $200,000 from his clients -- was thrown back in jail this morning after his landlord said Thomas vandalized his property and drew penises all over the walls after being evicted last month for non-payment of rent.

When the president of the real estate company that represents the building, Doug Molny, showed up the next day to check out the property, he found “complete destruction,” including “penis graffiti on every single wall throughout the building,” Molny said. Written next to some of the penises was the name Doug. Molny said it appeared someone took a sledgehammer to granite counters. Doors, light fixtures, cabinets and appliances were destroyed or removed. There was feces and urine on the floor, Molny said. Prosecutor Jacob Harris presented photos of some of the damage, including a derogatory message directed at an Arizona judge who found him in contempt of court in an unrelated case. The message included the judge’s name and a phone number with a 505 area code. Corea, who did not testify, was wearing a dark suit and sitting next to attorney John Gussio. At one point while Molny was testifying, Snipes ordered Corea to “refrain from making faces at the witness.”

source: Dallas Morning News

The damages to the office adds up to more than $100,000.
Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Barack Obama Wins Re-election!!!


Congratulations are in order to president Barack Obama who won a second term as president of the United States tonight by a huge margin. Thankfully, the electorate was smart enough to look beyond Romney and the Republican's party's lies and attempts to suppress votes. Forward!

...Updating...

11:40 pm: Romney is contesting the results in Ohio and is refusing to make a concession speech.

11:48pm: The president posted several tweets to supporters.


12:55am, Nov 7: Romney accepts defeat, concedes election.

1:10am: Here's the president's amazing victory speech.


1:15am In other election news... Colorado and Washington became the first states to legalize the recreational use and commercial sale of marijuana (up to 1 ounce) to residents over the age of 21. Same-sex marriage became legalized (by a popular vote) in Maine and Maryland. And, Jessie Jackson Jr. won a huge re-election to House of Representatives, despite the fact he's hospitalized with mental health illness and did not campaign.

1:20am Meanwhile, on Fox News...they continue their hatred against blacks, Hispanics and women "who want stuff....and feel they are entitled to things." Now you see why your guy lost. Stop the hatred!


Another crazy Republican went on a tirade on Twitter. He's called for a "revolution" and called the election results a "total sham and a travesty." You can probably guess who said that. He tweeted: "Our country is now in serious and unprecedented trouble, like never before...Let's fight like hell and stop this great and disgusting injustice! The world is laughing at us...We can't let this happen. We should march on Washington and stop this travesty. Our nation is totally divided!" No one is more divisive than this blowhard with the bad hair. Go away!



Forget him! Let's listen to Mariah Carey's new song, "Bring it On Home," dedicated the president's re-election.



And let's watch ABC News anchor Diane Sawyer act a fool. Was she drunk?



And let's watch Blake Burman, a reporter at WSVN in Miami, get his black rappers mixed up.

Impatient Idiot Drives on Sidewalk to Avoid Waiting on School Bus

Shena Hardin is an idiot. Almost every morning, the 32-year-old drives on a sidewalk to avoid waiting on a school bus to unload disabled children. On Monday a Cleveland Municipal Court judge Shena to stand at an intersection for two days next week. She will have to wear a sign saying: "Only an idiot drives on the sidewalk to avoid a school bus." Her license was suspended for 30 days and she was ordered to pay $250 in court costs. source: WOAI

Man High on Meth Attacks Cop, Gets Tasered 5 Times

Poor Deon James Durant. The 23-year-old was minding his business smoking meth at a house party in Beaver County, Pennsylvania when cops showed up after a noise complaint. Upon seeing the officers, Deon tried to hide in a closet. When the officers asked him to come out, he grabbed the officer by the shirt and slammed him into a wall. Chaos ensued and Deon was Tasered several times, but he was able to break free, then ran into the woods and down a hillside, eventually falling on his face. He was eventually Tasered and subdued and taken to jail on $1 million bond. Now the cops are seeking $1,100 in restitution for damaged uniforms and equipment.





source: KDKA

Man Beheads Wife Because He Thought He Was Jesus


A German man who smoked a hella lot of weed before beheading his wife because he thought she was the devil and he was Jesus, appeared in court on Tuesday to face manslaughter charges.

The 32-year-old, who killed the 30-year-old mother of his six children in June, told the Berlin state court that “I thought I was doing something good.” The practicing Muslim said that he had heard God's voice, and at that point he believed he was Jesus. He dragged his wife onto the balcony of their flat in the Kreuzberg area of the capital. There he hit her repeatedly on the head with their barbecue before stabbing her to death, the court heart. An autopsy showed that she died from a stab to the heart. Because, he told the judge, he was unsure whether she was dead, he beheaded her, cut off several parts of her body, including one of her breasts, and threw them into the inner courtyard of the building and shouted “God is great” in Arabic. The court heard how the suspect was supposed to have been taking medicine prescribed for psychosis. He had stopped taking them six months prior to the attack because he wanted to be able to work better and be able to smoke cannabis. He had allegedly smoked several joints shortly before the attack and, he told the court, had argued with his wife some days earlier over an ex-partner and had not been living in the flat.

source: The Local

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Oprah's Ex-Mother-in-Law Says Oprah is a Bully


What's that song Kanye recorded a few years ago which featured Jamie Foxx? Well, if only we could remember the name of it, we would label Barbara Winfrey -- the soon-to-be-ex-wife of Oprah Winfrey's father, Vernon -- as just that. The lady is clueless. Now that she and Vernon are divorcing (she claims he pulled a gun on her and was jumping off with other women), Oprah has decided the sell the 20-room $1.4 million home in Nashville, Tenn. she purchased for her father. Barbara alerted the media, telling them Oprah is a bullying her and kicking her out onto the streets with nowhere to go. That couldn't be farther from the truth. Oprah has offered Barbara another home and a car for free, but she doesn't want it. She says accepting Oprah's deal means she won't be entitled to alimony. But, with Vernon's dire financial situation, who does she expect to pay her alimony? Oprah? Bwahahahaha!

UPDATE, Nov. 7: The folks over the National Enquirer swooped down on Vernon Winfrey and he gave them an interview. The 79-year-old said he slapped Barbara with divorce papers last June because of her "inappropriate marital conduct." Whatever that means. He does suspect Barbara was cheating on him. Plus, Barbara doesn't know what a budget is. He says she was spending his money "as if I were Oprah!" He told the tabloid Barbara used his money to go on four extravagant trips with her sisters to Europe and Brazil, and she didn't invite him -- even though she was using his money.


source: WSMV

Lunatic Attacks Ex-Girlfriend's Neighbor with Machete, Posts Confession on YouTube


Police in Oklahoma City arrested Michael Rogers, 31, today after he attacked his ex-girlfriend's neighbor with a machete on Halloween. According to those officers, Michael was stalking his ex-girlfriend, vandalized a truck outside of her home then he then rammed his car into the garage door of a house across the street. When a neighbor walked outside and tried to stop him, Michael -- who was wearing a gas mask -- pulled out a machete and cut the neighbor's arm. After the altercation, Michael posted this to Facebook: Facebook, "This will be on the news this is what happens when the woman forgets her place. I love my kids....The police are looking for me lol haha I rather die this will be on the news." He then uploaded a video to YouTube claiming he attacked the neighbor out of self defense.


source: KWTV
 
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