This. Is. The. Face. Of. Evil.

To say Josela Posada is a monster, would be kind. There are no words to describe this bitch. The 30-year-old El Salvadorian immigrant pleade... Read more »

Man Regrows Foreskin

After Ron Low began experiencing difficulties "performing" in the bedroom with his wife, the 48-year-old industrial engineer from ... Read more »

Missing Bronx Zoo Cobra Captured

The poisonous Egyptian cobra that vanished from its quarters at the Bronx zoo last Thursday has been found alive coiled up in a dark corner ... Read more »

Man Gets 3 Years in Prison For Sex With 7 Sheep

Kwaku Amable, who lives in Ghana and is married with two children, was sentenced to three years in prison after he was found guilty of besti... Read more »

Grandson Stuffs Dead Granny's Body into Closet So He Could Have Sex on Her Bed

This is just beyond -- BEYOND -- troubling. A NYC man is on the lam after he allegedly killed his grandmother (or she was alive at the time ... Read more »

Whitney Houston Pulls Bobbi Kristina Out of Drug Rehab, Looks to Dionne Warwick For Help: report

Earlier this month, news broke that Bobbi Kristina, the 18-year-old daughter of Whitney Houston and Bobby "Bobbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaay!" ... Read more »

Lady Can't Close Eyes, Sues Plastic Surgeon

In 2005, Marilyn Leisz a plastic surgery fiend from New Jersey (The How You Doin' State) says she went to a surgeon named Paul Parker to... Read more »

Man Strangled Girlfriend, Carved 'Do Not Resuscitate' Into Her Chest

Nathaniel Simon, 54, of Albion, Wash. was arrested Tuesday after he strangled his girlfriend and carved “Do Not Resuscitate” into her chest.... Read more »

Beauty Queen Gritos Falta

Earlier this month, Evi Siskos competed in the 2011 Miss Dominican Republic pageant, but she soon found out the crown was sold to the highes... Read more »

Lady Falls into Sinkhole For Second Time

Clara Chapman, 47, was gardening in her yard in Plant City, Fla. on Monday when the ground gave way beneath her feet and she fell into a sev... Read more »

Biological Female Spends $8000 on Surgery to Look Like a Drag Queen

Stop Us if You've Heard This One Before: Collagen Westwood, a 21-year-old aspiring British singer, is hellbent on people thinking she... Read more »

Man Charged With Evidence Tampering After He 'Ate the Weed'

Richard Parker, 29, was pulled over by police in El Paso, Texas this morning because of a broken brake light, but as police approached the c... Read more »

Obese Man Stuck in Chair for Two Years; Skin Was Fused to Chair, Infested With Maggots

This is the absolutely saddest and most gut-wrenching thing you'll hear today. Last Sunday, police officers in Bellaire, Ohio had to cut... Read more »

WATCH: Girl Drunk Dials Wrong Guy

So.....this girl met a guy named Ryan on Friday night and decided to call him up to let him know she's single and ready to mingle and ur... Read more »

12-Year-Old Gives Birth During School Trip

A 12-year-old Dutch schoolgirl, who was unaware of her pregnancy, gave birth to a baby girl during a school trip last week. "Neither th... Read more »

Rihanna: 'I Like to Be Spanked. Being Tied Up is Fun'

In advance of Rihanna's big interview in Rolling Stone (which hits newsstands this Friday), the magazine released several excerpts to wh... Read more »

WATCH: Bullied Girl Takes Plight to YouTube

Alye Pollack, an eighth-grader at Bedford Middle School in Westport, Connecticut, posted a powerful video using nothing but a video camera a... Read more »

Wealthy Old Lady Pick-Pockets Chinese People Because She Hates Them

Old people need to stay off the Facebook and, apparently, out of Chinatown, too. A well-off Florida senior citizen has been pickpocketing he... Read more »

Lady Blames 11-year-old Girl Gang-Raped By 19 Men For Attack

Meet Sheila Hightower. She's a donkey. A poor, lost, ignorant donkey. Last November, an 11-year-old girl was brutally raped by 19 men, a... Read more »

WATCH: Twin Baby Boys Have a Conversation

Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta? TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA! 17-month-old fraternal twins, Sam and Ren, have a heated discussion in their own language. via Read more »

WATCH: Drunk Lady Tries to Recite the Alphabet

Last weekend, a police officer witnessed Nancy Bodo driving over several objects along the road in Alliance, Ohio. He pulled her over and ad... Read more »

WATCH: Friends Bring Dead Man's Body to Soccer Match

The body of 17-year-old Columbia, who was shot dead while playing in a neighborhood park on Saturday (allegedly by a contract killer), was t... Read more »

Bus Driver Kicks Laughing Baby Off Bus

While traveling on a bus in Australia yesterday, Toni Hay and her 13-month-old daughter, Heather, were having the time of their lives -- lau... Read more »

Don't Glue a Hat to Your Head

In this BBC News series, which follows the most extraordinary and fascinating emergency room cases from two British hospitals, doctors remov... Read more »

Girl Pistol-Whips Mother, Forces Her to Buy Car

Rachel Hachero is nothing if not determined. After checking out a convertible at a Fort Myers, Fla. car dealership, the 17-year-old honor st... Read more »

Man Smears Feces on Ex-Girlfriend's Door, Lights it on Fire

Rasheen (Illuminati) Harrison, of Staten Island, NY done lost his friggin mind! We mean, really! Last Sunday, the 24-year-old (pictured, abo... Read more »

DJ Megatron Killed During Weed Run

Last weekend, hip-hop DJ and TV personality DJ Megatron (real name: Corey McGriff) was shot once in the torso (the bullet tore through his l... Read more »

WATCH: Wendy Performs the Quickstep on Week 2 of 'DWTS'

On week two of Dancing with the Stars , Wendy brought the heat while tackling the Quickstep and some difficult choreography. She impressed t... Read more »

Months After Son's Death, Parents Demand His Sperm So 'He Will Continue to Live in the Bodies of Others'

The parents of 27-year-old Israeli man Ohad Ben-Yaakov, who died last September after being injured while installing an air-conditioner at h... Read more »

Man Calls News Station Because There's a Female Cleaning Lady at His Gym

A Louisville, Ky. man, who's the member of Urban Active gym, says he's embarrassed and offended that almost every time he's in t... Read more »

Son Allowed Maggots to Feed on Dying Mother

Brian White (pictured) is a despicable POS. He pleaded guilty to failure to provide for an impaired person and involuntary manslaughter toda... Read more »

Barry Bonds' Ex-Jumpoff Spills the Tea

Kimberly Bell, a Playboy model who dated former baseball player Barry Bonds from 1994 to 2003 (while he was married to one women, divorced t... Read more »

Gandhi Was Bisexual, Racist: book

Mahatma Gandhi, the revered political leader who swore to speak the truth and advocated that others do the same and championed the principle... Read more »

WATCH: Man Eats Tampons

Why, oh, why? (As you can see, this donkey didn't actually eat any tampons. FAIL!) Read more »

Man Crashes Car, Dies While Having Sex With Woman

Andrew Coronado, 23, is dead after the car he was driving careened off the road and smashed into a utility pole in San Antonio, Texas early ... Read more »

Yesterday Was Black Marriage Day

The Wedded Bliss Foundation has created a new holiday called "Black Marriage Day", which will fall on the last Sunday in March. BM... Read more »

Cyclops Baby Born With One Eye, No Nose

Last week, an Indian woman gave birth to a baby boy with one eye in the center of his forehead and no nose. Doctors were shocked when they d... Read more »

Lady Tries to Smuggle Cocaine in Diaper

Morla Ramos, 22, was arrested last night after she arrived at Boston's Logan International Airport on a flight from the Dominican Republ... Read more »

Man Tries to Hire Hit Man to Kill Daughter's Boyfriend, Posts Reward Posters

Domingos Oliveira, 50, is not very bright. The Spring Valley, Calif. man was arrested this afternoon on suspicion of solicitation for murder... Read more »

Pastor to Congregation: 'F-You!' and 'F-Your Mama, Too'

Say word! Pastor R.A. Vernon, who's the pastor and founder of "The Word" Church based in Ohio, just cussed out his flock. Hall... Read more »

Going to Church is Bad For Your Health: study

Regular church-goers are not just prone to rapings , it makes you fat (making you unable to run away from your predatory pastor). That's... Read more »

Stop Us If You've Heard This One Before: Pastor Raped Four Female Parishioners

Sadly, whenever we hear stories of pastors coercing parishioners into sex, it's usually young, impressionable boys who are taken advant... Read more »

Man Stuffs Bar of Soap in Child's Mouth For Whining

Joseph Hawthorne, 25, of Louisville, Ky. was arrested last night after he struck his girlfriend's 4-year-old daughter in the face then m... Read more »

Man Dies While Giving Wife CPR

A Joyce, Wash. man died Wednesday while trying to administer CPR to his dead wife after she collapsed. A man apparently trying to save his w... Read more »

FIGHT! Cops Brawl Over Turf

Hide ya wives, hide ya kids....it's a turf warf and someone should get shot! Last Friday, police officers from the Colwyn and Darby boro... Read more »

Muammar Gadhafi's Plastic Surgeon Speaks

Libyan dictator Muammar Gadhafi is not only crazy as hell, he's vain, too. Dr. Liacyr Ribeiro, a Brazilian plastic surgeon, says in 1995... Read more »

It's Lindsay™, Bitch!

Troubled actress , klepto and crackhead Lindsay Lohan is dropping her surname. Henceforth, she'll be known only as Lindsay™, her mom Di... Read more »