Hello, boys and girls. Make it a great weekend! We'll be back Monday afternoon.While we're away, if you have a tip about a story or something we should look into, post or get a chuckle from, please direct it here.
Here are some of the week's lowlights (and some highlights, too).
- Flavor Flav admitted that he spent almost $6 million on crack cocaine.
- Edie Falco asked the week's most apt question: "Who the Hell is Kim Kardashian?"
- Creflo "Gimme Yer" Dollar defended Eddie Long saying the alleged child molester is "anointed" and is still going to heaven, he just "had a wreck".
- Whitney Houston is mad at Wendy -- again.
- Tracy Morgan is a chauvinistic donkey AND a homophobe.
- An attorney was charged with prostitution. As they say: lawyers get you coming and going.
- New York congressman Anthony Weiner held a press conference where he admitted to sexting women he met online and sending them nude photos of himself. By mid-week, one of those x-rated photos of his erect penis was leaked. Cops are investigating whether he sent one of those photos to an underage girl.
- Man suspected his girlfriend had an abortion then he paid for a billboard to shame her.
- Judge Greg Mathis doesn't eat out -- unless he has a coupon!
- A man finally succeeded at killing himself.
- Speaking of killing yourself, a prison inmate says he will continue to try to kill himself if he isn't allowed to get sex-change surgery.
- Speaking of sex-change surgery, a man lost custody of kids when he was caught having sex with a blow-up doll, then things got really, really strange.
- Wesley Snipes will not be released from prison early.
- Rapper Lupe Fiasco called president Obama a "terrorist".
- Miami Heat star Chris Bosh's baby mama won't let him see their daughter. A lawsuit will sometimes do that.
- Man broke into a neighbor's home and cleaned out their refrigerator.
- We watched two little boys drop it, flip it and reverse it. Ehaow!
- A woman learned her brother was killed from a random stranger.
- A fake celebrity booking agency that stole $40,000 from a man hoping to book rapper Nelly for a show, was ordered to pay millions in fines and damages.
- This poor man is so drunk, it's a miracle he got home in one piece.
- Man beat a bus driver with his belt when asked to pay the $2 fare.
- A teacher is pregnant with twins. The father is a 17-year-old student in her class.
- A man forgave his son for shooting him in the head and assassinating his wife because they took away the boy's video games.
- The watched the most awesomest no-cell phone in the a movie theater PSA of all time.
- After you watch that, watch our other favorite videos of the week.
- The world's most pierced woman is off the market.
- The world's worst mother gave her 7-year-daughter a boob job for her birthday.
- A man was fired from his job because he has bed bugs.
- A crazy woman walked into a store and paid for everyone's -- more than 500 people! -- purchases.
- An NBA player was arrested for urinating on a sidewalk.
- Michi Nogami-Marshall, the wife of NFL player Brandon Marshall, was arrested for the second time in two months.
- A 5-year-old girl could face murder charges for drowning her 18-month-old cousin because he wouldn't stop crying.
