Hey, Bishop Long. The 'Spiritual Sons' You 'Married' and Coerced into Having Sex With You Are Suing Your Ass!

Bishop Eddie Long, who's the pastor of New Birth Missionary Baptist Church, a 25,000-member church in Atlanta, Ga., is facing allegation... Read more »

Despite What Your No-Good Ex Says, Getting a Divorce is a Piece of Cake

If (and when) that times come when you "hate that 'vermin' you call a spouse like poison", Steven Miller is your pitbull d... Read more »

Man Beats Down Pregnant Girlfriend Because She Told Him to Smoke Outside

Terrell Levine, 34, faces aggravated battery, aggravated assault and kidnapping charges after he beat down his pregnant girlfriend because s... Read more »

WATCH: Man Restrains Bank Robber ... By Sitting on Him

Last Wednesday, Thomas Bayse, 37, robbed a bank in St. Louis, Mo. but he didn't get far. A customer (Doug Lesar) chased him down the str... Read more »

WATCH: Hatin' on Toys R Us

We're not sure if this man's a comedian or has real beef with Toys R Us, but he sure is hilarious. (Note: NSFW). Coloring books make... Read more »

What The Eff is Going on in this Video?

Before you start laughing, this man could be suffering from a seizure. Or he could be a crackhead. Either way, someone needs to get him to a... Read more »

WATCH: Gay Best Friend

He's a guy, but he only likes boys. My gay best friend. Ehaow . source Read more »

Blind Item: Which Male Actor Was Photographed Having Sex with Other Men?

Big dilemma over at a major magazine. They are the first to receive multiple photos of a very famous actor in compromising positions with ot... Read more »

And This Little Piggy Hurled Racial Slurs All the Way Home

What amazes us most about this video is not the hosing down of the racist woman, but that she's a lazy racist who got hosed down with Ho... Read more »

Whole Foods Puts Labels on Some Seafood with Advice Not to Buy It

Whole Foods has a concience. Sort of. The grocery-food chain is urging customers not to buy certain seafood at their stores, by placing warn... Read more »

11,000 People Died in Russia This Summer

Global warming is no joke. Moscow registered nearly 11,000 deaths due to an unprecedented heatwave this summer, a city official said, as the... Read more »

WATCH: Baby Crawls into Traffic

Remember the baby who crawled into a street in Texas earlier in year ? Well, another baby is lucky to be alive, after he crawled into the bu... Read more »

Hold on a Sec! What's Going on This Video? (Maybe NSFW)

Dover, you've been a bad, bad boy. Now carry on. Here's another one for you : Someone, somewhere probably lost their job for leaking... Read more »

The Pope's Astronomer is Nuts!

Guy Consolmagno, who serves as Pope Benedict's astronomer -- wait, did you know the Pope had 12 astronomers on staff?!? -- says he will ... Read more »

Apparently a Tornado Touched Down in New York Yesterday

While there hasn't been an official confirmation from the National Weather Service that a tornado did, in fact, make landfall in New Yor... Read more »

McDonald's Serves Up New Burger -- the McBitten

John Carel, a minister from Eureka Springs, Ark., ordered a hamburger from a McDonald's drive-through window earlier this month -- but s... Read more »

The Kindle Couldn't Buy This Type of Publicity

A Portland, Ore. bus driver has been suspended after he was caught on camera reading a book on a -- Kindle! While driving! Oh, brother, Appl... Read more »

Label Whore

Is this negrodian or is this negrodian? source Read more »

Woman Will Stab Any Bitch Who Talks Smack About Her Smelly Feet!

An Monroe, Wash. woman faces charges of second-degree assault with a deadly weapon after she stabbed a man in the back because he teased her... Read more »

NYC Traffic Agent Writes Dead Man Parking Ticket

Tuesday morning, while 21-year-old Nicholas Rappold was slumped across the driver's seat of his Jeep Cherokee in Queens, NY, a traffic a... Read more »

What The F*ck is Going on in this Video?!?

Someone please explain this to us: What the Fuck Is Going On In This Video? Read more »

Kidney Pulled Out of Woman's Vagina

Surgeons in Lyon, France have done it again. Last February they pulled a woman's kidney out of her belly button and now they're pull... Read more »

This is Why You're Fat

Our arteries are clogging just by looking at this -- a caked made from cherry, apple and pumpkin pies. source Read more »

Man Calls 911 to Report Stolen Cocaine

Last January, police in Chicago swooped down and busted up a major drug ring and in the processes, seized $1 million in marijuana plants, 20... Read more »

Cat Got Your Tongue?

Australian Jay Sloot is a cunning linguist, if you know what we mean, and we think you do. The 25-year-old, known as "Tongue Boy",... Read more »

What Your Kids Are Wearing

This lovely t-shirt was spotted on the children's rack at The Reject Shop (think: Filene's Basement) in Australia. At $29.99, though... Read more »

For the Love of All Things Judy Garland, What the F*ck is Going on in This Video?

Bitch, don't mess up my hair! Stooooppppp! After a night of frolicking in Los Angeles a, ahem, brawl broke out between "the Latino ... Read more »

WATCH: Caregiver Abuses 91-year-old Patient

Actually, this video is hard to watch, but it should serve as a wake-up call to those of you who have elderly parents in nursing homes or ar... Read more »

Did a Snake Turn into a Human Being?

These stories coming out of Ghana are getting more ridiculous by the day. Recently, a man gave birth to a baby after his penis metamorphosed... Read more »

Woman Exacts Revenge on Popsicle Man By Throwing Bleach in His Face

It's funny, every time we take bleach out our car, we accidentally douse a popsicle man with it. Every time. Geeh, they should really lo... Read more »

Did Shaquille O'Neal Learn Hacking at Basketball School, Too?

A former employee has filed a lawsuit against Shaquille O'Neal in which it's alleged that the NBA baller hacked into the employee... Read more »

Woman Finds Latex Fingertips in Bottle of Soda

There are many reasons not to drink soda, now you can add the foreign bodies floating inside the bottle to the list. Elizabeth Perkin from N... Read more »

George Bush Flees on Foot

Police in Orange County, Fla. are looking for George Bush -- who crashed his car into a light pole near a school bus stop yesterday afternoo... Read more »

Ever Wondered If News Anchors Wore Pants?

Well, they don't. A Slovenian news anchor has been caught on camera reading the news in his draws. Read more »

WATCH: How to Snap Like a Diva

Snap for the kids, snap for the kids, snap in a circle three times. source Read more »

Man to Girlfriend: Let Me Drink Your Blood or I Will Kill You

Seriously, we don't know where these crazy people come from. Oh, wait, we know. Florida and Albuquerque, New Mexico! According to police... Read more »

Atheist Smokes Pages of Bible, Koran

Alex Stewart, an Australian lawyer and atheist, posted a video of himself smoking pages torn from the Koran and the Bible last weekend -- da... Read more »

Son Spits on Mother, Father Shoots Him Dead

A man is facing murder charges after he shot his son dead because he was disrespting his mother. The victim, 23-year-old Tyler Reed Sides, d... Read more »

LISTEN: Radio Host Quits Live on Air

A Norwegian radio reporter quit on the air last Saturday after complaining about her job and saying she wouldn't read the day's news... Read more »

Teen Banned From the US For Life After Calling President Obama a 'Prick'

A British teenager has been banned from entering the United States for life after he emailed a letter to president Barack Obama after watchi... Read more »

Threatening to Kill a Judge During a Bond Hearing is Probably Not a Good Idea

Juan Rodriguez, 41, of Miami is a devout Jew who wanted to get out of jail for Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year. So, like any reasonable p... Read more »

WATCH: Woman Has Sex With a Bear (Maybe NSFW)

Thirty-seven-year old Natalia París Gaviria is a successful lingerie Columbian model, but why is she raping this big, giant, defenseless ted... Read more »

WATCH: Baby Has an Adult Conversation

Do yourself a favor, watch this! source Read more »

Woman Finds Husband's Porn, Stabs Him to Death

A 32-year-old mother of three from from Brooklyn, NY has been charged with murder after she stabbed and killed her husband with a pair of sc... Read more »

This Politician is Mad as Hell and He's Not Gonna Take it Anymore (we think)

Calm down, sir! Seriously. Phil Davison is nothing if not passionate about his political beliefs, but we swear if he doesn't pace himsel... Read more »

So You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' With a Michael Jackson Impersonator? Don't Do It!

This cameraman is a donkey -- and a goober ! No ifs, ands or buts about it. source Read more »

Woman Sues Movie Theater For Wasting Her Time With Lengthy Ads

A Chinese woman -- who just happens to be a lawyer -- is suing a movie theater and a film's distributors for wasting her time by showing... Read more »

Woman Murdered After Screaming Wrong Name During Sex

Gary Higgs has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for the brutal killing of Joanne Kitchen, 41, whom he was dating -- and slaying. The mur... Read more »

Man Gets Arrested For Shooting at Thugs Trying to Break Into His Home

George Grier of Long Island, NY was arrested and charged with reckless endangerment on Sunday night after -- get this -- he fired four warni... Read more »

WATCH: Brazilians Are Not to Be Toyed With

You don't need to understand Portuguese to know that Brazilians will beat your ass if you try to punk them. Read more »

Kindergartners Raped 5-year-old Boy

Yenny Valero filed a notice of claim on Aug. 27 against New York City claiming her 5-year-old son sexually abused and raped on June 11 at th... Read more »

What the Hell is Going on in This Ad?

This weekend marks the nine-year anniversary of the worst act of terrorism. So, how do the French mark the occasion? The Courrier Internatio... Read more »

BFF Beat Down

Abby and Lisa are -- or should we say -- were best friends. The pair tried out for the X-Factor in Britain, but after their astonishing ba... Read more »

Wait, Why is There a Horse in the Apple Store?

It's just a seeing iPony. Carry on. source Read more »

Judge Sends Woman to Jail Because Her House is Messy

A Columbus, Ohio woman has been thrown in jail because home is a pigsty. According to health inspectors, they've been trying to get Emil... Read more »

Why Does This Cop's Handcuffs Smell Like Fish?

An unindentified 51-year-old Atascadero, Calif. woman was arrested for drunken driving and crashing into her home while her 11-year-old son ... Read more »

Man Sues Over Bad Head Cheese

It's not what you think -- it's worse! A 75-year-old Florida man says he was in intensive care for more than a month after eating je... Read more »

Man Charged with Manslaughter After Wife is Eaten by Maggots

Darrel White, 65, of Madisonville, Ohio was charged with involuntary manslaughter and failing to provide for a functionally impaired person ... Read more »

Ne-Yo: TI is a Donkey

A day after TI was arrested for drug possession in Los Angeles, Ne-Yo was dismayed. Ne-Yo told the AP, "I just feel that [TI] makes a l... Read more »

FIGHT! US Open Beatdown

This is arguably the most exciting thing that's ever happened at the US Open. Yesterday, during a match between Novak Djokovic of Serbia... Read more »

Best Eyewitness to a Robbery Ever!

When two armed robbers barged into a Kansas City, Mo. gas station early yesterday morning, Diana Radcliff was in the store buying coffee and... Read more »

Jerry Lewis Wants to Slap the Shit Out of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton

You might have read that crackhead Lindsay Lohan and former BFF crackhead Paris Hilton have gotten themselves in more trouble with the law r... Read more »

Trapped Chiliean Miner's Wife Learns Her Husband is in Love With Another Woman

We haven't been covering the story of the 33 miners who're trapped -- and will be trapped in a mine in Chile until at least Christma... Read more »

John Travolta is Gay and Cheating on His Wife with A LOT of Men: Report

Let's have a show of hands: Who knew that John Travolta is gay? Well, he was outed almost two decades ago and just last year the Church ... Read more »

The Most Impressive and Most Hilarious Resumè Ever

[Speechless] Update : There's some discussion as to whether this is or isn't a real resumè. source Read more »

'TV Wendy' Told to Tone Down 'The Wendy' Even More

When the new season of Wendy's talk show premiers Monday, there will be a new, muted set -- but that's not it. According to the Post... Read more »