Week in Review

Hello, boys and girls. Have a great weekend! We'll see y'all back here on Monday.

While we're away, if you have a tip about a story or something we should look into, post or get a chuckle from, please direct it here.

Here are some of the week's lowlights (and some highlights, too).

1. Dancer/choreographer and "America's Best Dance Crew"/"So You Think You Can Dance" judge Shane Sparks was arrested and charged with raping a child. If convicted, he will be shaking that ass in prison for a very long time to come. He'll probably enjoy it, though. Ehaow!
2. Talking about child molesters: Pleasure P molested a child and he's a liar. So says the mother of the 4-year-old boy the singer was alleged to have sexually assaulted. She has paperwork to prove it.
3. Reggae star Buju Banton tried to buy five kilos of coke (yes, cocaine) from undercover DEA agents in Tampa. He's been arrested and sitting in a federal prison.
4. During a live TV show a man suffered a heart attack.
5. No, seriously. Someone please Tase this bish. We're serious.
6. Los Angeles Lakers star Ron Artest wrote an open letter to Tiger Woods.
7. Madonna reveals she's having an identity crisis. Her next incarnation: A mix of Toni Morrison and Rihanna. Groundbreaking!
8. A man pinched a woman's ass and got arrested. Did we forget to mention that the woman is a police officer and when the man pinched her ass she was in uniform?
9. Cameras were rolling as a former rapper stole $8,000 worth of cigarettes and a case of whiskey.
10. A drunk four-year-old boy in drag was seen wandering the street at 2am! You won't believe why he did it. It will break your heart.
11. What do all of the women appearing on Bravo's "Real Housewives" franchise have in common? Fake boobs! Only two "wives" are all natural -- that we know of.
12. Here's a donkey if there ever was one. A New York bank teller found a stranger on the street and asked him if he wanted to rob the bank where she worked. He said yes, she then drove him to the bank and everything went as planned. Well, almost.
13. NYC went to the extreme to dissuade people from drinking soda. Really extreme.
14. Are your ears bleeding? You probably heard this girl "sing".
    
15. It's over for them. Tina Knowles has filed for divorce from Mathew Knowles.
16. OK, we must confess. We slept with Tiger Woods, too. Unlike the other women he paid $20,000 to keep quiet, that bastard didn't give us a cent. Hence the reason we're spilling the tea.
17. "Good Morning America" is now all gay, ethnic.
18. In 2010 Boeing's plastic planes will replace the aluminum and steel ones we're used to flying in now. Yes, we said plastic!
19. A NYC man was so preoccupied on his cell phone, he was obliterated -- obliterated! -- by an oncoming train.
20. Nick Cannon has landed another job -- his own daily radio show.
21. Convicted felon Chris Brown's first week sales of his new CD were worse than expected. Somewhere Rihanna is smiling -- especially since she outsold him.
22. President Obama and billionaire Warren Buffett are cousins.
23. A man has rigged his best friend's bed to send a Tweet every time he has sex with his wife. Twitter has gone mad.
24. Stupid criminals are hilarious. Seriously.
25. Two daycare workers drugged several children (as young as two months old) so they could fall asleep. Now, they're being sued.
26. A woman in Guatemala was stripped naked, lynched in public and then set on fire. That's what they do to thieves.
27. The IRS and FBI may be coming after Tiger Woods.
28. Those nitwits of "Jersey Shore" appeared on "Leno" -- they're as dumb as you thought they were.
29. Frog legs anyone? They're are so fresh, they're still moving.
30. A man and woman invited another man to join them in a threesome. But the strange man killed the other man.
31. Instead of getting a divorce from a woman who doesn't want to have sex with him, a man has cut off his balls (he did it himself) so he won't cheat on her. Total craziness.
32. They're fighting in the US Senate.
33. Katt Williams is being sued for more than $200,000. An employee says Katt hasn't paid her in 10 months. To his defense, he was probably in jail. (Or high. Allegedly.)
34. A man who threw his wife off a cliff because she wanted a divorce has been found guilty of murder.
35. A tiger ripped off a man's arm then ate it.
36. A man stabbed his two-year-old son with 42 needles (some pierced his heart and lungs) because his jumpoff (who is in bed with the devil) told him to.
37. A bank robber told the bank he was holding up he needed the money to pay his mortgage. A sign of the times people. A sign of the times.
38. Hundreds of thousands of birds swarm Sacramento. Amazing.
39. This "competition" is doing nothing but glorify African-American stereotypes.
40. An attorney bit off a man's nose then swallowed it.

YOU SAID IT: Comment of the Week
I'm gonna take a stab at the motive (no pun intended). I bet they lured the guy there wit the cooch, and while he was getting it in with the woman, the 1st guy appeared and tried to sample dude on some how you doing tip. The 2nd guy may have freaked out, but most likely played it cool, then waited and snuffed him outside. Shii.. 2nd dude may have allowed it but then questioned himself and had to end it. If so, wouldn't this sound a little similar to what happened to that guy on the Jenny Jones show back in the 90s? - Anonymous on Ain't This Some Ish: Man is Killed After Taking Part In A Threesome