Amy Winehouse is 'Jewmaican' and a Rapper, Too

Former singer Amy Winehouse has been driving her neighbors crazy with her late-night recording sessions at her in-home studio and she's ... Read more »

Newark, NJ Bans Conan O'Brien

Last week on the Late Show with Conan O'Brien , Conan took a stab (no pun intended) at Newark, NJ (that's the How You Doin' stat... Read more »

Kanye Throws Tantrum When He Doesn't Get Chicken

It appears that Krazy Kanye has not put his massive ego in check and disappear from the scene, like he promised to do following his outburst... Read more »

Hater Anthem

We all have haters. While this lady wants you to suck on her dog's balls , Greg wants haters (or impolite people) to suck on something e... Read more »

Video Captures Beating Death of Chicago Teen

Derrion Albert, 16, was brutally beaten to death in front of his Chicago community center last Thursday. A three minute video shot by a fell... Read more »

Mother Locked Son Inside Closet For More Than Four Years! He Escaped.

A woman was arrested after her 14-year-son told the authorities that he escaped from a home where he had been kept for four and a half years... Read more »

Italy's PM Finds The Obamas' Skin Color Hilarious

Italy's Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi just can't get over the fact that President Obama and the First Lady are black. In fact, he... Read more »

Mashonda Airs Out Alicia Keys on Twitter

We guess Swizz Beatz wasn't successful in imposing a gag order on estranged wife Mashonda, because she took to Twitter last week to air... Read more »

Former Aide Accuses President Clinton of Hugging Her 9 Years Ago!

A woman with a book to sell is claiming former president Bill Clinton hugged her and that that hug was inappropriate. Stacy Parker Aab, a fo... Read more »

Another Reality Show Contestant is Accused of Murdering His Girlfriend

According to police, self-proclaimed preacher and a contestant on the 2000 show "The Sexiest Bachelor in America" will be arraigne... Read more »

New SNL Cast Mate Drops F-Bomb On Live Show

On Saturday's painfully unfunny Saturday Night Live season premier, new cast mate Jenny Slate caused a ruckus when she dropped an f-bom... Read more »

What's Going On Here?

There's some freaky-deeky ish going on in Russia! Read more »

Ne-Yo is Torn Over Music He Wrote for Michael, Excited About Writing Jennifer Hudson's Next Album

Ne-Yo, who was writing "melodic" songs for Michael Jackson's comeback album until -- well, you know what happened -- tells New... Read more »

Hiiiiyeeeee! I'm Kelly

The woman with the most bizarre looking fake breasts is also a genius! (PS: You'll be able to see those fake boobs in the December issu... Read more »

Warren G Is Not Buying Your Excuses. Pay The Man!

Did you know Warren G has a new album dropping on Tuesday? We had no clue. In an utterly hilarious interview with Vanity Fair , he talks abo... Read more »

WTF! Man Sues Bank of America for 1,784 Billion, Trillion Dollars (No, That's Not a Typo)

Dalton Chiscolm has filed perhaps the largest lawsuit known to man, and the defendants, Bank of America, are probably laughing as hard as we... Read more »

Tyson Beckford Says He's Not Gay, But If He Were...

... he would totally sodomize President Obama! That's what he said on last night's episode of Bravo's Watch What Happens Live... Read more »

President Obama's Got The Smile Down Pat

This week is huge at the United Nations. Dignitaries from around the world are there to take part in the General Assembly and take a photo w... Read more »

Book: Michael Jackson Thought Madonna Was in Love With (and Jealous of) Him

The Michael Jackson afterlife show is just heating up. Since his death, stories after stories have surfaced - some of them are probably tr... Read more »

Golden Girls' Bea Arthur Hated Betty White

If you thought the little old ladies on The Golden Girls were all getting along, you thought wrong. In fact, according to the Globe magaz... Read more »

Which is Crazier? Muammar Kadafi or His Style?

Crazy Libyan dictator Muammar Kadafi (or is it "Qadhafi", "Gadhafi", "Gaddafi", or "Qaddafi"?) is in... Read more »

Pamela Anderson is $1.2 million in Debt

Former actress Pamela Anderson is in debt y'all. According to the folks over at Star magazine, Pamela owes more than $1.2 million, the b... Read more »

At Least He's Getting a Workout

We absolutely can't! Read more »

Actor Randy Quaid and Wife Evi Arrested!

Actor Randy Quaid and his wife Evi have been arrested in west Texas for allegedly skipping out on a $10,000 hotel bill in Santa Barbara, Cal... Read more »

HIV Vaccine Shows Success in Trials

Researchers announced today that an experimental treatment managed to reduce the risk of becoming infected with the virus that causes AIDS b... Read more »

Woman Gives Birth to 19-pound Baby!

An Indonesian woman gave birth - via C-section, of course -- to a 19.2-pound, 2-foot-long healthy baby boy on Monday. Doctors suspect the bo... Read more »

Glee Puts a Ring On It

On last night's episode of Glee , Fox's new musical-comedy aimed at teenagers, the football players broke out into Beyoncè's cho... Read more »

Jay-Z Says Lil Mama Was 'Out of Line'

Jay-Z didn't say much then, but he was livid after Lil Mama (who?) jumped onstage while he performed with Alicia Keys at the MTV Video ... Read more »

Teen at Center of Gay Exorcism Video Says He's Straight (and the Pope is Jewish)

Earlier this year a Connecticut church uploaded a video to their YouTube channel showing their pastor, er, "prophet" exorcising, e... Read more »

Report: Whitney Tells Oprah 'You're A Liar!'

If you thought Whitney's televised interview with Oprah last week , in which she fessed up to being a crackhead and gave a demonstration... Read more »

Postal Worker Pleads Guilty to Stealing 3,012 Netflix Movies

If you live in Massachusetts and haven't been receiving your Netflix movies in the mail, chances are they were stolen by a postal worker... Read more »

CNN's Dr Sanjay Gupta Had Swine Flu

Say it ain't so! Dr. Sanjay Gupta, CNN's chief medical correspondent was reporting from Afghanistan recently, but while in that coun... Read more »

All My Single Babies Put Your Hands Up

You may not want to admit it, but Krazy Kanye was right. Sasha Fierce's video was the best of the year and ten out of ten babies agree. ... Read more »

Mackenzie Phillips' Stepmom Says She's a Liar!

Michelle Phillips says stepdaughter Mackenzie's allegations that she had a decade-long incestuous relationship with her father , John Ph... Read more »

Anna Nicole's Doctor Never Had Sex With Her or Any Other Woman 'Cause He's Gay!

Yesterday news broke that the late Anna Nicole Smith was not just getting mounds and mounds of prescription pills from her two doctors , but... Read more »

What?! Bullying, Cheating Are Rampant on Dancing With The Stars?

On last night's season nine premiere of Dancing With the Stars -- "stars" is used very loosely, of course -- Kelly Osbourne r... Read more »

John Travolta Speaks About Son's Death, Disorder For First Time

In a Bahamian courtroom this morning, John Travolta said he tried desperately to save the life of his seizure-prone son and made perhaps his... Read more »

Actress MacKenzie Phillips Had a Long-Term Incestuous Relationship With Her Father!

Former actress MacKenzie Phillips, who appeared on '70s sitcom One Day at a Time , writes in her autobiography that she had a long-term ... Read more »

Estelle Getty's Emmy is For Sale

We're sure some of you plan your night around reruns of "The Golden Girls." Now, you can own part of the show. Sorta. If you h... Read more »

This is a Tablet We Don't Mind Taking

The folks over at Gizmodo landed a mayjah exclusive yesterday. They broke the story on Microsoft's new tablet, er, booklet called the &q... Read more »

'Tailor Made', 'It' Appear on Judge Pirro

On yesterday's episode of Judge Pirro former VH1 TV reality contestant "Tailor Made" brought a $3,300 lawsuit against a boxin... Read more »

Report: Anna Nicole Was Having Sex With Her Doctors, Pharmacist Refused to Fill Rx

At the time of Anna Nicole's death in 2007, more than 11 prescription bottles were found in her hotel room with more than 600 pills were... Read more »

Victoria Beckham Works Out Every Few Hours

Victoria Beckham, who recently lost some weight in the chest area , is reportedly trying to lose excess skin so she goes to the gym to work ... Read more »

Queen Latifah Uses Muscles She's Never (or Rarely) Used

Queen Latifah appeared on the Ellen show last week and just for the heck of it, out lesbian Ellen gave alleged closeted lesbian Latifah a S... Read more »

Jasmine Guy Files for Bankruptcy

Actress Jasmine Guy filed for bankruptcy during her divorce from Terrence Mitchell Duckett, pictured, as the couple had racked up enormous d... Read more »

Funny Lady Sarah Silverman is a Man?

Did you watch the 61st Annual Primetime Emmys last Sunday? We did and, as far as awards shows go, this was pretty good -- thanks to host Nei... Read more »

Wait, Is Khloe Kardashian Pregnant?

Khloe Kardashian, 25, and her Los Angeles Lakers boyfriend Lamar Odom, 29, are getting married this Sunday (as in Sept. 27) after six weeks ... Read more »

90-year-old Man Kills Wife, Attempts Suicide

A 90-year-old Orange Country, Calif. man is expected to be charged with murder after he shoot his bedridden wife to end her suffering, then ... Read more »

The 56-Year-Old Virgin

While giving a statement at a local town hall meeting this woman happily divulged that she's a virgin. No one asked. She's also 56 y... Read more »

Suri, We See You

Suri Cruise is perhaps the cutest toddler in Hollywood. Born to superstar couple Katie and Tom, this girl, seen out and about in Boston yest... Read more »

All the Single Strippers Put Your Hands Up

Last weekend in Brooklyn, NY (Coney Island, to be exact), the Miss Coney Island Burlesque Pageant was held. In case you wondering, Gigi (thi... Read more »

What Would You Do With $63,500?

If you're Cathy Maples you use it to bid on a dinner with former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. Read more »

TV Prank Leads to a Beatdown

A Turkish TV show, similar to Candid Camera in the US, must have thought it would be funny to have a man dressed as a clown paint someone&#... Read more »

Facts? What Facts?

So the mess that was the WWE has now found a new home on TV. On the radio Wendy almost always got the facts to every story wrong, so why not... Read more »

Wait, Michael Jackson Knew the Cure for Herpes?

According to a lawsuit filed in a California court last week, Erle Bonner alleges that Michael Jackson is responsible for the theft of his c... Read more »

David Hasselhoff Gets Alcholol Poisoning for the Umpteenth Time

David Hasselhoff was rushed to a hospital yesterday suffering from alcohol poisoning. Maybe he was still celebrating the finale of "Ame... Read more »

OJ Simpson is Suicidal, Admitted to Prison's Psych Ward

According to the National Enquirer , OJ Simpson, who is currently serving nine to 33 years in prison for his part in a memorabilia heist (he... Read more »